REAL AF with Andy Frisella
876. Andy & DJ CTI: Protests Erupt In China Over Trump's Tariffs Jolting China's Economy, Jasmine Crockett Accused Of Abusing Her Power & Secret CIA Files Expose Exact Locations Of Alien Bases
Wed, 07 May 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss protests erupting in China after furious workers demand pay as Trump's tariffs on imports jolt China's economy, Jasmine Crockett being accused of abusing her power at the airport boarding gate, and secret CIA files exposing the exact locations of 3 alien bases.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
What is up guys? It's Andy for Selling. This is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys.
We have Andy and DJ. Cruise the internet. We're going to cruise it. Are you told to make it, like, super white?
Yeah, bro, but that. Bro, I'm not playing. Like, but that literally got on me. What did he say? He's like, DJ, stop saying the F-bomb. Okay, well, do I got to stop saying it too then? All right, so should we do it over? Bro, listen, no curse words the whole episode. That's impossible.
It's possible. I believe in you. There's no way, dude. There's no way. Anyway, what's up, dude? Oh, before we get into it, just to remind you guys, please share the show, all right? We put a lot of time and effort into the show. We don't run ads on the show. I don't feel your ears full of boo-sha. Mm-hmm. See? Bukkake? Yeah, bukkake. There we go.
That's acceptable.
Yeah, for the, you know, with bogus advertisements of BS that I don't use. So we appreciate your help with sharing the show. All right. So don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. So what's up? Not much, man. Not much.
Yeah. No way, dude. Bro, we can do it. No, we cannot. We can do this.
No, we can't.
We can do this. All right. Listen, I have faith. All right. All right. We're going to try. Yeah, man. What's going on with you, though, man? Nothing, dude.
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Chapter 2: What protests are happening in China?
Bro, I could smell it right now just thinking about it.
You got the blue shit in there. Yeah, that's gross. And the shit in there. Yeah. Dude, that's gross. Dude, they did it. And there's a clip. Check it out.
Don't fucking follow me.
Imagine what that guy smells like oh my goodness. I know they were having sex
Oh, they were doing it. I mean, that's the reason.
There ain't no way that little dude's put enough horsepower behind that to swing that thing over.
Well, it wasn't a handicap stall.
It was a normal size. That's a little guy. You didn't have enough leverage.
My thing is like, okay, you got to get it on. Situation dictates. But damn, a port-a-potty though, lady? Like, come on, guys. Like, if it would have been like one of those nice ones, I can understand. That's cool. That's just gross, dude.
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Chapter 3: How are Trump's tariffs affecting China's economy?
and I will accept their word, and we are going to stop the bombing of the Houthis. Effective immediately, and Marco, you'll let everybody know that.
Yeah. That's one of the things that came out of the meeting. Other things happened in the meeting, too. Read this. Trump offers blunt three-word response after Corny says Canada is not for sale. Dude, this dude is wild, bro. Trump is wild. Like, he... He's witty. He's with it.
And there was an interesting exchange on Tuesday when Trump again said that he wanted Canada to become America's 51st state. But Mark Carney, obviously being new in office, has to protect his position. You know what I'm saying? Let's check this exchange out.
Well, if I may, as you know from real estate, there are some places that are never for sale. That's true. We're sitting in one right now, Buckingham Palace, that you visited as well. That's true. And having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign last several months, it's not for sale, won't be for sale ever.
But the opportunity is in the partnership and what we can build together. We have done that in the past. And part of that, as the President just said, is with respect to our own security.
And my government is committed for a step change in our investment in Canadian security and our partnership, and I'll say this as well, that the President has revitalized international security, revitalized NATO, and us playing our full weight in NATO, and that will be part of it.
They have, I must say, Canada is stepping up the military participation because Mark knew, you know, they were low and now they're stepping it up and that's a very important thing. But never say never. Never say never.
Let's get back to that hootie thing. Were the hooties actually blowing up ships? Or was it somebody making it seem like the hooties were blowing up ships? I don't know. Maybe that's something we should look into.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Nobody knows. I don't know. We know what they tell us. We know what they say. What's that? I mean, we just know what they say. You know, we see the videos and shit of them blowing it up, of us blowing them up. But, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
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Chapter 4: What happened with Jasmine Crockett at the airport?
Chapter 5: What are the implications of civil unrest in China?
You didn't have 75 kids. Yeah, reals. But you knew it was in your future. It's in your genetics. I knew it was coming. You knew that a whole army of kids was coming your way.
But a last name like Johnson is coming.
Yeah. Well, I mean, you guys don't have the ability to pull the fuck out. I can't pull out a driveway. Nope. Yeah. That's why I park in backwards. Yeah.
Oh, man. Last one from Mads81208. Love DJ in the show, but he sounds like a garbage disposal when he laughs. Well, fuck you then.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, don't listen to the show. Yeah, Mads. I wonder what you sound like when you laugh. Yeah, who comes up with a name like Mads?
Yeah, first of all. Second of all, what the fuck is 81208?
Yeah, third of all, fuck you. Yep. All right.
Yeah, that's cool. Guys, we do appreciate you.
Yeah. That's the comments for the day. That's the funnier comments. Yeah. Holy shit. You guys need to go to fucking comedy school. Which school did we go to?
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Chapter 6: What are the secret CIA files revealing?
Chapter 7: How does personal behavior reflect on national culture?
Yes, I've been taking a tally.
Oh, okay. Can you show us what the tally is?
More than 35 times the Republican witnesses and Republican members of the committee have used the word if.
Thank you so much for that. Because honestly, if they would continue to say if or Hunter and we were playing a drinking game, I would be drunk by now.
A real drink game. Dude, shut the fuck up. She sucks.
Dude, it's terrible, man. I just hate that. She sucks, bro. How can she not hear it? That's my part. I don't understand. You know what I'm saying? Bro, I don't know, man. Like real shit, bro?
Real shit. Real shit. Real shit. I'm going to ask a real question. I'm not fucking joking.
can you hear it bro yeah that's what i'm saying listen man like no lie that must be your white part listen no lie all right like this is real i'm being vulnerable with you right now okay sometimes you don't hear it no bro listen so we got like is it quieter no bro listen We got the nest system in our house a thermostat and shit and like we have a smoke detector It's all in the same.
It's all hardwired as my point. Okay there We don't have the ones with the fucking volt battery in there, right? That's cuz you're rich No, no, but I was sitting in my fucking family room. This is a couple of weeks You got that white privilege. Yeah. Well, I was sitting there bro, and I heard a fucking beep and And, like, I don't know why, but, like, I immediately was like, no.
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