REAL AF with Andy Frisella
852. Andy & DJ CTI: Massive Cyberattack On X, Van Jones On Democrats Apocalypse & Former CDC Boss Reveals Cover-Up
Tue, 11 Mar 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Elon Musk working on figuring out who's responsible for the massive cyberattack on X, CNN star Van Jones giving his take on why the Democrats are only getting worse, and former CDC boss revealing new evidence of a Covid cover-up.
Chapter 1: Who are Andy and DJ discussing today?
Welcome to Cruise the Internet. I'm your host, Andrew Purcella. Today, we have CTI with my co-host,
DJ Johnson. Greetings.
Namaste.
Welcome to Cruise the Internet. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right, what's up, dude? Hello.
That was probably the most fire-y.
You know, I'm trying to keep everybody calm. Lots of stuff going on.
Yeah.
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Chapter 2: How does the production of CTI and Q&AF work?
Somebody asked me this weekend about Q&AF and CTI if I knew the questions ahead of time. No. And they also asked if I knew the show heads. You guys got to understand, I don't know. I walk in here from doing my job. Mm-hmm. I walk in here and do the show. These guys produce it. So I don't know what's going on. I just kind of sit here and talk.
Yeah, no, I mean, it's a process. You know, it's definitely a process because, I mean, you walk in here around like 12. I got 50 fucking headlines pulled up and I'm.
going through and you're trying to go down to three the the fact check to get it down to three main core topics you know but uh no you don't you have no insight on any of it i mean the stuff you like you know again like you'll see some stuff i mean some stuff's just major stuff and like yeah we're definitely covering it well it got me thinking about like the traditional media you know we see guys like gavin newsom and these these other political figures so rehearsed trying to start shows yeah
And like, dude, they can't do it without a teleprompter or without like some someone being told to tell them what or somebody telling them what to say. That's why I fuck up reading all the time.
It's too.
It's too. It's not because you can't read. Yeah, it's too rehearsed. And like, I mean, that's it's authentic views here, you know? Well, I'm just saying like, oh, excuse me.
It's interesting. It's interesting how handicapped these people actually are, man. It's like they're actors for real. No, they are.
That's exactly what they are. Yeah. They're all actors, man. Hey, what's going on in the world? Don't forget to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Two times there. Hell yeah, man. I think our hoe numbers are going down, though. Our what? Our hoe numbers. Yeah. Like, it's good.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What happened in the high school relay baton incident?
Yeah. Let's get into it. Before we get to our headlines, got a little something going on for you. This topic's pulling up some virality. There we go. Some what? Virality. Morality? Virality. Virality. Virality. It's going viral. Viral. Yes. And so let's talk about it. I'd love to get your opinion on this. Not sure if you guys have seen this. High school runner who hit opponent with relay baton.
Says she's now victim of racial slurs. Shocking. Death threats. Well, I mean, have you seen the video? Have you seen it? Yeah. Oh, so you did see this. It's insane, dude. Have you seen her reaction to it? No. Okay, well, let's dive into it.
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's dive into it, guys. This is a high school track athlete. who smacked an opposing runner in the head with a relay baton, says she didn't do it on purpose. That's a tough one even for me. Alayla. Alayla.
Alayla Everett, a senior at Virginia's IC Norcom High School, says she's been the victim of verbal attacks and death threats following an incident where she struck an opponent in the head with her baton, and injured her during the VHSL Class 3 State Indoor Championships at Liberty University on Friday. So this was the four by two relay.
And Brookville High School's Kayleen Tucker was attempting to cut into the outside lane during a tight battle for second place during turn four when Everett appeared to wind up and strike Tucker in the back of the head. Let's check the video out. Okay. Unbiased reaction. Here's the video.
Come on.
Come on.
Bro. Yeah, she smacked that girl right in the head with a fucking baton in the middle of a race, bro. I mean, it's clear as day. You're competitive. And let's be real. No, let's be real, bro. This is the shit that people say every time they get caught doing something fucked up and the world comes down on them. They say, oh, I'm the victim. They start playing victim.
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Chapter 4: Why did a cyberattack target X (formerly Twitter)?
X crashes for thousands as frustrated users turn to Meta's threads. So thousands of social media users reported outages on Elon Musk's X, formerly known as Twitter, throughout the day on Monday, according to DowDetector.com. More than 40,000 users reported a crash on the app by 10 a.m. after reports it started pouring in at 6 a.m., according to the crash tracking site. Here's a map.
It was kind of all over. Most of it was coming out of L.A., which I believe is where the majority of Twitter servers are, if I'm not mistaken. I know he moved a lot of them to or is in the process of moving to Texas. I don't think all of them have gotten there yet. But East Coast, West Coast, if you're on your mobile phone, this is probably what you saw.
I was having some issues earlier this morning pulling some videos. But Elon's tracking it, obviously. He tweeted this out. Quote, there was, still is, a massive cyber attack against X. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large coordinated group and or a country is involved. Tracing. So they're going to figure it out. It'd be interesting to see who it was.
I saw some stuff. They were trying to like, you know, this group apparently had like tried to claim responsibility, but none of that has been verified at this time. But dude, it's weird with this Elon Musk stuff, right? Because you got Twitter. It's not just, you know, Twitter that's been attacked and, you know, been having issues. Like I said, I mean, they get attacks every single day, right?
It's a tech company. It happens. But Tesla has also been getting under a lot of scrutiny. anti-musk demos grow across us as protesters attack tesla showrooms with molotov cocktails and guns um and then i mean again this is all over the fucking country what are they demonstrating what are they against Yeah, I mean, apparently. Do they know what they're against? No, I don't think they know.
Is this paid NGO nonsense? Dude, I saw one guy. There was a video. I tried to find the guy because Twitter was down, but there was a video of a guy standing outside of one of the federal buildings or something with a sign that says Doge must go. Why? And they went up to him and asked him. He was like, why are you here? He's like, I'm getting paid to be here.
Like, they're all, like, they're paid protesters. So that's what's going on. They're still doing it. You know, if Elon and these guys at Doge, instead of cutting all this funding, and they're like, oh, where's this money going? Where's that money going? Here, how about this, dude? How about you just make NGOs illegal? That way, all the money doesn't go to any of them.
That would solve all of our problems. Then we can come up with a new system where people who are actually doing good things here in the United States and actually the money is flowing through to the intended project, we could fund some of those maybe. But all current NGOs should be made illegal, every single one. And it would end all of this shit. There would be no protesters.
We'd have none of this bullshit. It would be over.
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Chapter 5: What is the controversy around Tesla and Elon Musk?
Then I got the tax credit. Oh, dude.
It's awesome.
That's always been my thing. Like, anybody, like, you know, listen, you drive a Tesla, that's fine, right? Like, okay, cool, right? But don't tell me it's because you're trying to save the world, bro. Just say you just, you know, you're gay. Just say that. Like, it's fine. You know what I'm saying? I mean... Like, just say you like, you know what I'm saying? Just say you like the same sex.
It's fine. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But don't try to get me on an environmentalist high horse. You know what I'm saying? I ain't going for it.
Yeah, dude.
They are fast, though. They are fast. They're quick.
Yeah, okay. You know, that's the other thing. These dudes that got them. You're the drove one? Yeah, I'm fucking faster than anything that you own. Yeah. Do you know how stupid it is to drive fast on fucking little donut tires like that? I wonder how many people fucking kill themselves in these Teslas. For real. Bro.
For real. You remember that video of them kids jumping that Tesla in fucking, what was it, California or somewhere?
And dude, let's be real. The cars are not built for that kind of performance. And that is whatever. People don't understand cars. Talk that shit. They don't. Cars is like a visceral experience, bro. It's a completely different thing than driving a Tesla. You nerds that drive Teslas and think you got some cool shit, I can't help it that you weren't born without a dick. I can't help it.
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Chapter 6: Why is Black Lives Matter Plaza being removed in D.C.?
No. Well, and then only then when it touches them, that's when they want to.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, the migrants should be here.
Well, let them live with you for an hour.
Hold on. Well, what do you do in deporting all the migrants? Well, fucking let them live with you.
Oh, you know, I got my dog. Right. Yeah. My dog has special needs. Yeah.
Yeah. You have special needs, bitch. Like, bro, it's bullshit. It's virtue signaling. We should stop listening to these people altogether. They shouldn't have a voice. We should make fun of them. We should shame them. We should guilt them the same way they do to you. Okay? These are the people that are causing the decay and the crumbling of civilized society. The people who enable it. All right?
It's real, bro. Grant wouldn't be standing for this shit. I'm not standing for this shit. I don't think anybody else that listens to this show is either. And it doesn't matter if they're black or white or fucking Asian or any of that. We don't give a fuck about that. What I care about is good people, bad people. Criminals, non-criminals.
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Chapter 7: What challenges are faced by urban communities today?
Yeah.
Dude, I just. Yeah. I just don't get it. Yeah.
I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. But let's get into crew some comments. Yeah. This first comment comes from at U.S. of A. U.S. of A. U.S. of A. Says, I'd be down for an entire episode of Andy just flexing on us. Facts. I agree hands down. What do you mean flexing?
Like in my underwear? You know what they're talking about? You want me to do a show of my underpants? They'd be fine with that too.
Yeah.
Yeah. I know a lot of them would be. I think they would. A lot of dudes. All them Tesla drivers. No, I think they just want to see the life, man. Well, it's funny that you say that because we actually have... a new show that we're getting ready to drop besides MFCEO. So you get to see more of that. We got it coming for you, U.S. of A. Underwear and all, baby.
Yeah, probably. This next comment comes from at BurntCheese57. It says, can we get hot dog water flavor?
Bro, the one guy, one of you, no. No, we can't. BurntCheese. But, dude, I read the comments, which I never do. Some motherfucker said corn. There he is. There he is. The question was, what flavor of protein, if you missed last show, or two shows ago, it was what flavor of protein powder will we make for white people? This motherfucker says corn. Y'all do like corn, bro.
Bro, I saw that shit on Saturday. How hard did I laugh at that? Oh, you were dying. I laughed for an hour about this. Corn flavored protein. Chris, that's a great answer. Yeah. That made me think.
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