REAL AF with Andy Frisella
840. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Hushes CNN’s Kaitlan Collins at White House, Trump Demands Hamas Free ALL Hostages by Saturday & White House Trolls Illegal Migrants
Sat, 15 Feb 2025
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Trump hushing CNN's Kaitlan Collins at White House, Trump demanding Hamas free ALL hostages by Saturday noon, and the White House trolling illegal migrants with a Valentine's Day card from Trump & Homan.
Chapter 1: What are today's main topics on CTI?
What is up, guys? It's Andy for Selling. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today, we have a special Saturday edition of CTI. Welcome. All right. All right. So I've got a list of quotes here that I'm going to read, and then I'm just going to ask you to interpret them. Okay.
Like every other podcast.
Okay.
Wait, what happened?
Nothing. Am I outside the joke right now? No. Is this an inside joke? What did I miss?
He gets it.
anyway nothing let's do the show all right so what's up hey how's it going man going good man yeah i feel i feel nice i feel you know i feel clean i feel uh happy i feel safe i do feel a little bit better i feel good yeah the reason we didn't have a show yesterday guys is uh i had the stomach
flu or whatever but uh yeah it feels nice to like not feel like we're gonna get arrested every single day dude that's i don't i don't have any uh any interest in like stealing cars or anything right now like i just feel like is this how you normally feel like i don't know me yeah that is what it's like
Welcome to civilization. What's going on, man? Oh, not much, dude. Yeah, guys, pay the fee. Yeah, don't forget to share the show.
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Chapter 2: Why did Trump hush CNN's Kaitlan Collins?
Chapter 3: What is the new 90 Seconds of Liberal Insanity segment?
I got a DHS letter in the mail this morning and I just now opened it. And somebody reported me to the state of Michigan because I'm making money on TikTok and I drive a 2024 BMW. They have cut my food stamps from almost $4,000 a month down to $88 a month. They are telling me if I want a review that I have to sell my car.
So you're telling me if you were on welfare, food stamps, cash assistance, Section 8, you can't drive a nice car? They are forcing me to sell my brand new BMW or I lose almost $4,000 in food stamps. Not only that, they have taken my cash assistance totally away. They are telling me that Section 8 will no longer be paying 95% of my rent, only 10% of my rent.
So I will have to pay a little over $400 a month now instead of $60 a month.
Wow, it looks like the doge got you too, boo.
Bro, that's the problem that I'm talking about, okay? Remember when we talked about a minute ago about people gaming the system? That is a culture. There is millions of people that understand how to do what she's talking about. Is that real? Oh, bro, it's absolutely real. Look, dude, $60 for rent, $4,000 in food stamps. That's absolutely real, bro. That we're paying for, man.
And that fucking little piece of white trash thinks that she is entitled to drive a brand new BMW? You're on food stamps. Dude, this is what I'm talking about. These people, they will not be able to adjust to this. So, like, what's going to happen to them? You see what I'm saying?
Well, I mean, listen, I mean...
Welcome to reality.
I have zero empathy. I don't either. And I'll be real.
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