Petty Crimes

Tue, 08 Jul 2025

A high school graduation and an uneaten bundt cake.  Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch f...

Tue, 01 Jul 2025

A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot. Subscribe to our Y...

Tue, 24 Jun 2025

A queer-long distance situationship goes awry... Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full v...

Tue, 17 Jun 2025

A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty ...

Tue, 10 Jun 2025

A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full...

Tue, 03 Jun 2025

With great power comes great responsibility! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full vide...

Tue, 27 May 2025

...and pain for my sham friends . Follow Traci Thomas on Instgram and listen to her podcast, The...

Tue, 20 May 2025

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but we want to share with you our latest obsession: 3...

Tue, 13 May 2025

This coal miner’s got an axe on him!  Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for ...

Tue, 06 May 2025

The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwod...

Tue, 29 Apr 2025

Two tales, all on one totally stupid episode. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote...

Tue, 22 Apr 2025

A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning. Treat yourself this winter withou...

Tue, 15 Apr 2025

Print media might be dead, but love is forever! Follow Joel Kim Booster on Instagram and listen to ...

Tue, 08 Apr 2025

Is getting mid-air tipsy really worth all this? Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award!...

Tue, 01 Apr 2025

May we all be blessed with a guardian angel wearing a white crop top and Uggs.  Follow Rosebud Bak...

Tue, 25 Mar 2025

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek b...

Tue, 18 Mar 2025

TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court. Treat yourself this winter without th...

Tue, 11 Mar 2025

Spying on your neighbors is good for your health. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury pri...

Tue, 04 Mar 2025

Sharing is caring. But at work? Not so much. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price t...

Tue, 25 Feb 2025

"Men, its really time to feed the Ladies. (No, really)." Treat yourself this winter without the lux...

Mon, 24 Feb 2025

A custody battle filled with sex toys and blackouts. Follow Brandon on Instagram and visit their we...

Tue, 11 Feb 2025

She started it! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycri...

Tue, 04 Feb 2025

Vi är besatta av Bree! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/...

Tue, 28 Jan 2025

Apparently, Cabin Fever happens in Log Mansions too. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury ...

Tue, 21 Jan 2025

The gift that keeps on giving. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pett...

Tue, 14 Jan 2025

"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!" ***Note: This episode was recorded before the...

Mon, 06 Jan 2025

K-Popping in LA--fun but messsyyy. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. ...

Tue, 31 Dec 2024

She's a jury of her own peers. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Pet...

Tue, 24 Dec 2024

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we've got a cute holiday treat for you. Enjoy One ...

Tue, 17 Dec 2024

Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should...

Tue, 10 Dec 2024

Please let this be the last time Charlie's family ever talks about this plunger.   Petty Criminals...

Tue, 03 Dec 2024

Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that sho...

Tue, 26 Nov 2024

Like Beyoncé, Prince, Cher, and Madonna, Bobby is a one-name icon.   Petty Criminals! Do you hav...

Tue, 19 Nov 2024

Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions.     Petty Criminals! Do you h...

Tue, 12 Nov 2024

It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Petty Criminals! Do yo...

Tue, 05 Nov 2024

It's election day, so make your voice heard by going to the PC Instagram to let us know if you're Te...

Tue, 29 Oct 2024

This petty crime is basically IT in real life: Georgie’s still haunted by storm drains and red bal...

Tue, 22 Oct 2024

We support Rhonda's rights and (some) of her wrongs.   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that sh...

Tue, 15 Oct 2024

Cadavers Cadavers Cadavers   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty...

Tue, 08 Oct 2024

Who knew biochemical warfare could happen in the suburbs?   Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime t...

Tue, 01 Oct 2024

These cringe-worthy run-ins were neither lucky nor charming.     Petty Criminals! Do you have a c...

Tue, 24 Sep 2024

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we want to share a show we’re currently crushing...

Tue, 17 Sep 2024

Get in bestie, we’re time-traveling to 2009, where a toxic feud sparks a decade-long battle that o...

Tue, 10 Sep 2024

To all the Petty Criminals who missed our live Vegas show, don't worry — you can catch it right he...

Tue, 03 Sep 2024

Everybody wants to be a cat but nobody wants to clean the litter box.  Petty Criminals! Do you hav...

Tue, 27 Aug 2024

Ceara and our new producer Amber just might’ve kicked off a full-blown prank war. Featuring Mike S...

Tue, 20 Aug 2024

Snaps may disappear, but this crime will live forever. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that sho...

Tue, 13 Aug 2024

Alright, alright... this is our last wedding crime for a bit, but trust us, it's a wild one! Petty C...

Tue, 06 Aug 2024

A sisterly dispute over their mom's old sweatshirt: who will get custody, and who will need to let i...

Tue, 30 Jul 2024

Triplet drama, sandy air mattresses, and a feud over shrimp souls make this the perfect petty summer...

Tue, 23 Jul 2024

Petty Criminals, WE’RE BACK and better than ever at our new home, Hartbeat! We’re still the same...

Tue, 11 Jun 2024

It’s getting hot in here and you’re gonna want to sit (not lie) down for this one! Keep up with ...

Tue, 04 Jun 2024

A two-crimes episode! A trash war in Rome & a flight to Australia involving oral fixation… Keep u...

Tue, 28 May 2024

How much is that doggy in the window…going to affect my mail delivery? Keep up with us on Instagr...

Tue, 21 May 2024

Storage units come at a cost, but so can your in-laws. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crim...

Tue, 26 Dec 2023

Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us on Instag...

Tue, 19 Dec 2023

The floors were dirty and so was this battle. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Pet...

Tue, 12 Dec 2023

We hope your passports are valid, Petty Criminals, because it's time for our first-ever counter-test...

Tue, 05 Dec 2023

Sit back, grab a bottle of water, and relaxative. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal....

Tue, 28 Nov 2023

Bring your own dish but don't worry about any leftovers because...there won't be any. We're thankful...

Tue, 21 Nov 2023

Ceara presents Griff with a crime about shrimp even though she knows he's allergic. Keep up with us...

Tue, 14 Nov 2023

Get in lieutenant, we're going shopping. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Cr...

Tue, 07 Nov 2023

A gift she put on the wrong kind of bed. Follow David Farrier on Instagram and stream his documenta...

Tue, 31 Oct 2023

This crime has many layers but absolutely no cheese. Writer and VibeSlut founder, Abby Jensen, joins...

Tue, 24 Oct 2023

This guy needs to stay in his lane. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes...

Tue, 17 Oct 2023

All about the value of a bagel... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes i...

Tue, 10 Oct 2023

High school memories really should be...treasured. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal...

Tue, 03 Oct 2023

In all relationships, communication is KEY. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Pet...

Tue, 26 Sep 2023

Please don’t feed the cat…or the crows. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...

Tue, 19 Sep 2023

Two lovers moving at lesbian light speed are drowning in post-it notes from the past... Keep up wit...

Tue, 12 Sep 2023

Recorded on Griff's farm in Northern New York! Thank you for all of the support, you crusty little h...

Tue, 05 Sep 2023

Two girls are in Argentina. One speaks Spanish, the other is fluent in Petty. Keep up with us on I...

Tue, 29 Aug 2023

These crimes will seriously lift your spirits! Sabrina Deana-Roga & Corinne Vien join us in the Pett...

Tue, 22 Aug 2023

What’s wine is yours and what’s yours is wine. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crimina...

Tue, 15 Aug 2023

...and Ashley with the IBS. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is h...

Tue, 08 Aug 2023

Freshman year living can be a real bitch...face. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. P...

Tue, 01 Aug 2023

What happens when a firefighter goes Insta-official with a too-new boo? Keep up with us on Instagram...

Tue, 25 Jul 2023

Our climate isn't the only thing that's heating up. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal...

Tue, 18 Jul 2023

Awkwardness ensues when a mom happens upon her daughter’s magic hat full of condoms… Keep up wi...

Tue, 11 Jul 2023

This is what happens when you ask to split the bill! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crimina...

Tue, 04 Jul 2023

Buy blueberries at the grocery store?! In THIS economy? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Cri...

Tue, 27 Jun 2023

This is a two course crime…NOT four. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crime...

Tue, 20 Jun 2023

You ever been asked to "volunteer" at a wedding? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. P...

Tue, 13 Jun 2023

Call me “Daddy.” No, really… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is...

Tue, 06 Jun 2023

An all-time-great neighbor dispute involving baby trees, a glowing metal detector, and an uncle on c...

Tue, 30 May 2023

She thought her Tweets were just another needle in the haystack. Keep up with us on Instagram, you P...

Tue, 23 May 2023

An amuse bouche of not one, not two, but THREE tiny crimes! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty...

Tue, 02 May 2023

Unlike their friendship, these plants are very easy to keep alive. Keep up with us on Instagram, you...

Tue, 25 Apr 2023

The case of a “karaoke voice” in a circular salon…. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Cr...

Tue, 18 Apr 2023

We can't quite makeout who's in the wrong here. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Crimina...

Tue, 11 Apr 2023

Rarely do napkins cause such a mess. Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segment with Popcorn For Dinne...

Tue, 04 Apr 2023

The gift she gave landed her in quite the hairy situation. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty C...

Tue, 28 Mar 2023

When it comes to dating, don't forget to prioritize yourself! Featuring a Criminal or Minimal segmen...

Tue, 21 Mar 2023

One baby, one puppy...one name. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is ho...

Tue, 14 Mar 2023

Honestly now...who doesn't love a good cat fight? Follow Erin Farrington on Instagram and TikTok! Ke...

Tue, 07 Mar 2023

Gotta admit, it’s got a nice ring to it… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty...

Tue, 28 Feb 2023

He’s bad at managing people and she’s bad at managing her temper. A matcha made in Heaven. Keep ...

Tue, 21 Feb 2023

Streaming services aren’t the only ones cracking down on account sharing. Keep up with us on Insta...

Tue, 14 Feb 2023

Bringing a tinder date home? Cute! Finding a tinder date in your home? Not so cute. Keep up with us ...

Tue, 07 Feb 2023

For this one we’re gonna need a flyer, a base…and a spotter. Keep up with us on Instagram, you P...

Tue, 31 Jan 2023

those in glass buses shouldn't throw stones...Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Pett...

Tue, 24 Jan 2023

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Tue, 17 Jan 2023

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Tue, 10 Jan 2023

 This was not the kind of dirty hookup he was looking for.   Subscribe to Petty Crimes on Patreo...

Tue, 27 Dec 2022

Submitted by Griff's mom, this petty crime brings us to the farm....   Learn more about your ad ...

Tue, 20 Dec 2022

A festive holiday wreath? On one's front door? Bah humbug! Happy Holidays, Petty Criminals! Learn ...

Tue, 13 Dec 2022

An overly competitive stranger enters a long-standing game night...what could go wrong?   Learn mo...

Tue, 06 Dec 2022

One man's trash is another woman's potential profit.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Tue, 29 Nov 2022

1 bachelorette party, 2 brides, and countless cases of the sniffles...  Learn more about your ad c...

Tue, 22 Nov 2022

Please slow bake this story at 617 degrees for two weeks. Communication ingredients not included. Ha...

Tue, 15 Nov 2022

She finally got to her dream school only to meet…her nightmare roommate. Welcome to New York, Pett...

Tue, 08 Nov 2022

If you mess with her equipment, she’s going to have a bad reaction. It’s basic chemistry…   ...

Tue, 01 Nov 2022

A young woman seeks revenge against the baby daddy parked next door. Learn more about your ad choic...

Tue, 25 Oct 2022

She was lox and loaded with this story! Happy Halloween, Petty Criminals! Learn more about your ad ...

Tue, 18 Oct 2022

Tough to say which was more enthralling: the action on or off the screen.   Learn more about your ...

Tue, 11 Oct 2022

Are y'all ready to play some adult kickball? Yeah?! Great...break a leg! Learn more about your ad c...

Tue, 04 Oct 2022

What would you do if your masseuse fell asleep on you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

Tue, 27 Sep 2022

Call Me By My Name, starring Grandma Lulu and Stella Starlight. Learn more about your ad choices....

Tue, 20 Sep 2022

Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other’s gonna ghost you. Learn more abo...

Tue, 13 Sep 2022

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make it gay? Learn more about...

Tue, 06 Sep 2022

Will you be my maid?! I mean…my bridesmaid?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Tue, 30 Aug 2022

Name a movie…any movie! There’s a good chance he’s pretended to have seen it. Learn more abou...

Tue, 23 Aug 2022

“¡Su casa es mi casa!” - The Kids Who Live Next Door Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Tue, 16 Aug 2022

You want to live fancy? You better fork, bitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Tue, 09 Aug 2022

Broken heart? Join the club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tue, 02 Aug 2022

It was a tied game until she fouled out. #ballislife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...

Tue, 26 Jul 2022

All of her lies are about to come crashing down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

Tue, 19 Jul 2022

He made fun of her hat. She had no comeback. But that’s okay - she’s still learning! Learn more...

Tue, 12 Jul 2022

You can take the finance bro out of the city, but you can’t take the sh*tty out of the finance bro...

Tue, 05 Jul 2022

This might be the only case where ghosting online is acceptable. TW: Spousal Grief. Learn more abou...

Tue, 28 Jun 2022

It all went down at a bachelorette party in Vegas...   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Tue, 21 Jun 2022

His socially anxious dog created a real Social Dilemma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Tue, 31 May 2022

Grab your shot glasses, ‘cause we’re about to make a toast. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

Tue, 24 May 2022

If you fly Southwest, expect drama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tue, 17 May 2022

Our first Parisian Petty Crime involves a thief, a coffee pot, and…Twitter.  Learn more about yo...

Tue, 10 May 2022

His “Once upon a time” romance ended in a lie…a crazy lie. Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Tue, 03 May 2022

 A family friend wants to be more than friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Tue, 26 Apr 2022

Using condoms won’t protect you from everything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

Tue, 19 Apr 2022

Classic meet-cute: they’re cousins.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

Tue, 12 Apr 2022

A custody battle ensues over a plant named Cassie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

Tue, 05 Apr 2022

Our very first international petty crime: chickens, harnesses, and a snoop at the parkette. Cluck ye...

Tue, 29 Mar 2022

She came, she sh*t, she left. And no one said a thing.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Tue, 22 Mar 2022

Reading into your coworkers’ memes can be dangerous… if it points to them conspiring to murder y...

Tue, 15 Mar 2022

Is there any place on Earth more petty than the parking lot beside a Barry’s Bootcamp in West Holl...

Tue, 08 Mar 2022

If your neighbor’s dog poops on the roof, and no one cares but you, did it even really happen? Le...

Fri, 25 Feb 2022

Each week, Petty Crimes co-hosts and long-time friends, Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis, pa...