Lovett or Leave It
Episodes
What a Year
20 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey 2025, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. We close out the year with a bounty of hilarious segments lovingly hand-selected by ...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Holly Madison)
16 Dec 2025
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In our season finale of Bravo, America! Lovett sits down with The Girls Next Door star Holly Madison to discuss the dark side of life in the Playboy m...
Nothin' But Netflix
13 Dec 2025
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This week, the nation tunes in to find out who will receive Donald Trump’s rose: Paramount’s David Ellison or Netflix’s Ted Sarandos? Meanwhile,...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Bronwyn Newport)
09 Dec 2025
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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star, Bronwyn Newport, is in it for the friendships! Bronwyn opens up about leaving the Mormon church, becoming an A...
More Like Pete Hague-seth
06 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Pete Hegseth trolls and passes blame over lawless boat strikes. Trump falls hard, both asleep and in the polls. Mike Johnson tries to skirt...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Rachel Lindsay)
02 Dec 2025
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Rachel Lindsay talks about what it's like to go from being a lawyer, to Bachelor contestant, to the first Black woman to be the Bachelorette. Can you ...
Sedition: Impossible
22 Nov 2025
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This week, Donald Trump wings it as our lame duck president, before going hog wild on the press. Marjorie Taylor Green quits MAGA cold turkey, and Con...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with John Cochran)
18 Nov 2025
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Survivor hall-of-famer John Cochran revisits his legendary rise from tribe traitor to king of the island. He gets into the bullying antics of his firs...
But Epstein's Emails
15 Nov 2025
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The government shutdown is over, but the typo-ridden unraveling of Donald Trump’s Epstein coverup has only just begun! The iconic Henry Winkler stop...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Dorinda Medley)
11 Nov 2025
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Dorinda Medley recounts her days during the wild west of Bravo, before housewives considered social media, glam squads, and consequences. And she talk...
Democrats Rocked By Good News
08 Nov 2025
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Greetings from Mamdanistan! This week, Lovett or Leave It takes a bite out of the Red Apple from Brooklyn’s beautiful Crown Hall Theater. Zohran Mam...
Ronald Reagan, Welcome to the Resistance
01 Nov 2025
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This week, Trump’s got us all in a Catch-22nd Amendment, Reagan battles tariffs from beyond the grave, and Mike Johnson does what he does best: shut...
Sauvignon Blanc Nationalist
25 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Donald Trump takes a wrecking ball to the White House, ICE recruits gasp for breath during a light jog, and Maine Senate candidate Graham P...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Parvati Shallow)
21 Oct 2025
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Parvati Shallow on femininity and flirtation as reality TV weapons, and how the "Black Widow" moniker cast a shadow on her real-life relationships. Pa...
Forever Young Republicans
18 Oct 2025
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Mike Johnson puts us over his knee for daring to protest, JD Vance lets the Young Republicans run wild at the playground, and Pete Hegseth expels the ...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Olivia Plath)
14 Oct 2025
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Olivia Plath joins to talk about leaving Welcome to Plathville and leaving behind the fundamentalist Christian community in which she was raised. She ...
The Real Housewives of Antifa
11 Oct 2025
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This week, Donald Trump expands his military crackdown and then looks around for his Nobel Peace Prize, the shutdown threatens to upend the Los Angele...
Lovett or Leave It Presents: Bravo, America! (with Dr. Terry Dubrow)
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In our premiere episode, Lovett goes under the knife with Dr. Terry Dubrow, an icon of reality TV who has lived his life as a surgeon, husband, and fa...
This F*cking Guy | Stephen Miller: Everything You Didn't Know About His Sh*tty Past
04 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today, the Lovett or Leave It team is off. But we’re excited to share an episode with you from one of my favorite YouTube series from the hosts of H...
Escalating Tensions
27 Sep 2025
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Donald Trump sics the Justice Department on his enemies, the UN sics its escalators on Donald Trump, and, somewhere in Florida, Lovett’s mom tries t...
Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Gutfeld
20 Sep 2025
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Pretty nice First Amendment you've got there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it. Trump’s FCC comes for Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney rol...
Political Violence Bad
13 Sep 2025
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Tensions rise in the wake of Charlie Kirk's killing, as Trump and his allies blame the left before a suspect is in custody. Minnesota Rep. Leigh Finke...
Congress Falls into an RFK-Hole
06 Sep 2025
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This week, Trump dodges the crypt and rakes in the crypto. Congress comes down with a bad case of RFK Jr., and the Epstein survivors have Jeffrey’s ...
CDC You Next Tuesday
30 Aug 2025
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Trump puts the “dick” in dictator, Pete Hegseth takes D.C. to the gun show, and RFK Jr. weighs in on America’s mitochondria. CDC? How about he s...
Night at the MAGAseum
23 Aug 2025
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An all timer of an episode! We've got Andor creator Tony Gilroy on how empires fall and why Pedro Pascal is lugging a cello around. Then Severance’s...
O Say Can You UFC
16 Aug 2025
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Donald Trump calls up the National Guard to avenge Big Balls, Pam Bondi furtively Googles “how to lead police department,” and D.C. residents fina...
Illinois Hold 'Em
09 Aug 2025
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This week, the White House hosts its first annual Epstein Cover-Up Dinner, Trump feels the Labor pains, and Texas Democrats leave the Lone Star State ...
Feel the Burn Bag
02 Aug 2025
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Epstein haunts the White House, Trump huffs on a burn bag, and Ghislaine Maxwell hunts a pardon. Patton Oswalt and Peppermint make a stop for some sum...
Epstein Files Didn’t Kill Themselves
26 Jul 2025
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Border? I hardly knew her! Join us as Lovett or Leave It journeys to the Great White North, where the kisses are French and the bacon ham, for Montrea...
Fans vs. Favorites
05 Jul 2025
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In honor of our independence and courtesy of our beloved Friends of the Pod, we present some of the best rants from guests who went off louder than a ...
Mamdani and Daddy
28 Jun 2025
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Trump gives Iran and Israel a stern talking to, Pete Hegseth calls for a journalistic 23AndMe, and Zohran Mamdani ushers in the Great Libbing Out of 2...
Make Phones, Not War
21 Jun 2025
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This week, Mike Lee can't look Amy Klobuchar in the eyes, Tucker Carlson plays cat and mouse with Ted Cruz, Theo Von gets a political wake up call, an...
Tanks for the Memories
14 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Donald Trump sends National Guard troops to Los Angeles to chase their dreams, JD Vance bros out about musicals, and Kristi Noem tells us t...
One Big Beautiful Pride Show
07 Jun 2025
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The girls are fighting! Happy Pride. This week, Donald Trump and Elon Musk catfight over who’s keeping the edgelords in the divorce. Joni Ernst deat...
Get Ostrich or Die Trying
31 May 2025
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It’s another 10/10 week in America, as Donald Trump plans a taxpayer-funded birthday spectacle, RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz team up for an ostrich heist, and...
Straight to the Golden Dome
24 May 2025
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Trump trades the Golden Arches for the Golden Dome, America wakes up to a big, new beautiful bill, and Kristi Noem puts habeas corpus on the slab. Thi...
Thieving on a Jet Plane
17 May 2025
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Donald Trump joins the Mile High Bribe Club, and McDoubles down on Middle East dictators. James Comey finds out life’s a beach. RFK Jr. is up Shit’...
2 Woke 2 Pope
10 May 2025
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This week, Canada finds a loonie in the White House, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy loses (air traffic) control, the new Chicago pope offers up D...
100 Days of Bummer
03 May 2025
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Donald Trump falls in his own trap, Mike Waltz exits the chat, and sometimes you have to go halfway around the world (to the pope’s funeral) to come...
The Grim Veeper
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lovett or Leave It returns to the beautiful Lincoln Theatre for a perfect night in our nation’s perfect capital. Pete Hegseth is in the barrel, Trum...
The Faust and the Furious
19 Apr 2025
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Chris Van Hollen flies to El Salvador, Gayle King flies to the edge of the space, and Harvard flies off the handle. This week, we have Bradley Whitfor...
In-Seder Trading
12 Apr 2025
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Donald Trump tariffies the global economy, SCOTUS is 9-0 for due process, and RFK Jr says you can have one measles vaccine, as a treat. Rachel Bloom a...
Martha v. Meghan and SNL v. God
05 Apr 2025
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It's a Lovett or Leave It + Terminally Online crossover! We’re dark this week at Dynasty, so instead we’re bringing you a special episode of our s...
Freaks and Leaks
29 Mar 2025
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The Atlantic posts the receipts, Kristi Noem goes full Viet Cong, and Tulsi Gabbard either lied to Congress or needs a doctor. Plus Barbie Ferreira an...
The Autopen is Mightier
22 Mar 2025
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Tattoos get people deported, Tesla gets a plug from the Commerce Secretary, and both the Cybertruck and Statue of Liberty get recalled. Plus Al Franke...
Grand Theft Autocrat
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, getting measles is good for you, and if you believe that, Donald Trump has a Cybertruck to sell you. Tig Notaro and Stephanie Allynne drop ...
If You Give a Mouse a Pronoun
08 Mar 2025
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This week, DOGE continues to gobble up federal jobs, and the Secretary of Agriculture suggests you suck eggs. Natalie Morales eats in Was I In This? E...
Don't do it, Gayle!
01 Mar 2025
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This week, DOJ rickrolls the MAGAverse over the Epstein files, DOGE faces another round of blowback, and Gayle King becomes an astronaut, which we do ...
The Trigon of Sadness
22 Feb 2025
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This week, Elon Musk revs up his chainsaw to slice through bureaucracy… and our hearts. Donald Trump comes down on Ukraine and Mitch McConnell walks...
DOGE and Penny Show
15 Feb 2025
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This week, Donald Trump squares off against the judicial system, Democrats circle the wagons, and Elon Musk drags his hexagonal ass into the Oval Offi...
Who Let the DOGE Out?
08 Feb 2025
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This week, Elon Musk is the ghost in the machine, that ghost being Slimer. The Treasury and USAID go down, Democrats stand up, and Mitch McConnell tum...
Lovett or Leavitt
01 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are, one thousand years into Trump’s second term, with a brand new Lovett or Leave It! This week, Bernie refuses to baby RFK Jr. and the fed...
Hail to the $Chief
25 Jan 2025
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WELL here we go again. Trump's pardons, Melania's hat, Elon's gesture, our hell. Comedian Guy Branum and the Scam Goddess herself Laci Mosley stop by ...
DEI Didn’t Start The Fire
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And we’re back for our first show of 2025, earnest, eagle-eyed, and already exhausted. This week, Los Angeles battles wildfires, while conservatives...
Lovett or Leave It: For Good
21 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Before you snuggle up in front of a roaring fire with your loved ones and watch Conclave as is the new tradition, enjoy this end-of-year gift from the...
What a Weekday: If You're In Line To Be President, Stay In Line
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SoftBank goes hard for oligarchy. Big Tech kisses the ring. Biden quiet quits and commutes the unforgivable. And Trump will see you in court. Plus we ...
All My Exes Live in Athens
14 Dec 2024
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Lovett or Leave It has officially loved and left another perfect year in America. This week, Margaret Cho and Fortune Feimster look back on the moment...
What a Weekday: Caught at McDonald's
10 Dec 2024
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Trump launches a fragrance and lays out a 100 day agenda (and they both stink!). The internet loses what's left of its mind over a murder. Bashar al-A...
But His Mom's Emails feat. Louis Virtel
07 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tragically, Lovett entered a catatonic state this week after watching Wicked 24 times in a 72 hour period. Luckily, that gave us the perfect opportuni...
What a Weekday: A Tough Monday at the Justice Department
04 Dec 2024
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Biden pardons Hunter after all. Trump picks Kash Patel for FBI director, just like the Deep State wanted all along. RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines invite us...
Subscriber Exclusive: Terminally Online
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While Lovett or Leave It is on a break this week, enjoy some of the best moments from the Crooked subscription exclusive show Terminally Online. Liste...
No Gaetz, No Glory
23 Nov 2024
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This week’s show is the gift that keeps on Thanksgiving. Manosphere expert Brad Turbo (Matt Rogers) returns and he’s gobbling up these Trump appoi...
What a Weekday: Mike Johnson's Rumspringa
19 Nov 2024
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Trump adds more haunted dolls to his cabinet of curiosities. Elon Musk is taking the government he purchased out for a joy ride. Matt Gaetz inspires u...
Finally, Justice for Matt Gaetz
16 Nov 2024
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BREAKING: Donald Trump picks Lovett or Leave it to head Department Of Gay Little Jokes. This week, RFK Jr. worms his way into the new administration, ...
The Worst People Are Happy (With Tim Miller)
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The worst people believe their worldview has been validated, while the best people are uncertain, scared, and angry. But we have to stay focused on th...
So we ARE going back
09 Nov 2024
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This week, Lovett or Leave It takes a big sip of coffee and reads who won the 2024 presidential election. Donald Trump takes the White House, Republic...
What a Weekday: See You on the Other Side
05 Nov 2024
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Kamala closes with hope and SNL. Trump jokes about his enemies being shot. RFK Jr. goes Joker on the water supply. And a surprise poll from Iowa makes...
Last Call
02 Nov 2024
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It’s official: Lovett or Leave It is a graveyard smash! This week, Donald Trump has plenty of tricks up his sleeve, and their names are RFK Jr., Mik...
What a Weekday: Closing Arguments (with Senator Bernie Sanders)
29 Oct 2024
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Puerto Rican voters roast Trump’s racist MSG rally. AOC and Tim Walz tackle Tony Hinchcliffe while streaming Madden. Trump and Mike Johnson hint at ...
General Mayhem
26 Oct 2024
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This episode of Lovett or Leave It will unlock after you call three friends or loved ones in swing states. Just go do it now, trust us. This week, Col...
What a Weekday: Ba Da Ba Ba Ba I'm Losin' It!
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
14 days! It’s like The Ring times two! This week on What A Weekday, Donald Trump does a dishonest days work at McDonald's. Elon Musk offers a millio...
Lovett or Weave It
19 Oct 2024
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Lovett or Leave It saves its last dance for Bugs Bunny in a pussy cat bow. This week, Jim Rash stops by to weave a rich Trumpestry. Derek Tran is gunn...
All Quiet on the Western Omelet
12 Oct 2024
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This week, Kamala talks to Howard Stern, Trump talks to himself, and the Supreme Court talks in circles. Representative Sydney Kamlager-Dove watches C...
What a Weekday: Kamala on the Blitz, Elon on the Fritz
08 Oct 2024
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For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email [email protected] and include the na...
Are You There God? It’s Me, Melania (Live From Pittsburgh!)
05 Oct 2024
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Matteo Lane and Nick Smith decide which pastas and divas must go. R. Eric Thomas stops by for a hero’s journey. Congressional candidate and former n...
What a Weekday: Post-Storm Politics and Pre-Debate Jitters
01 Oct 2024
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Trump heads into the wake of Hurricane Helene, despite everyone asking him not to. Climate change is at our door, but conservatives pretend they don’...
Donald Trump, Time Bandit
28 Sep 2024
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Eric Adams facing bribery charges and Trump selling $100k watches? It's Corruption Week at Lovett or Leave It! Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) stops by ...
What a Weekday: What's That You Say, Mr. Robinson?
24 Sep 2024
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Garfield was right about Mondays, but Tuesdays? Tuesdays are for the boys. This week on What A Weekday! Lovett vaults the latest presidential polls, K...
Outwit, Outplay, Out First
21 Sep 2024
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The tribe has spoken, and they’re loving this week’s Lovett or Leave It! Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) stops by once again to fight fire with fire...
What a Weekday: A Good Walk Spoiled
17 Sep 2024
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Swifties, engage! It’s What A Weekday! This Tuesday, Lovett takes on the rightwing response to a second assassination plot, Trump’s Taylor Swift r...
Jane Fonda and Friends
14 Sep 2024
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There's no debate: it's an all timer of an episode! Jane Fonda is fighting climate change and fascists, plus she goes head-to-head with Louis Virtel o...
What a Weekday: Ties, Lies, and YouTube Guys
10 Sep 2024
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What a Weekday! returns to debate the pros and cons of this week's new battleground polls, Kamala Harris’s policy roll out, rightwing propaganda abo...
Some Mic it Hot
07 Sep 2024
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Goodbye Brat Summer, hello...Liz Cheney Autumn? That can’t be right. Lovett or Leave It is back at Dynasty Typewriter to sweat through the first hea...
INTRODUCING: Assembly Required with Stacey Abrams
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Introducing Crooked’s newest podcast: Assembly Required with Stacey Abrams. The election is in the hands of Gen Z, a cohort of young Americans that’...
Glazed and Confused (Live from Chicago!)
24 Aug 2024
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Live from The Vic Theater in Chicago, we’ve got hope in one hand and Malört in the other, baby! Vice President Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) sobers...
How Do You Mess Up Praising Grandmas?
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another round of deeply off-putting JD Vance clips. Roxane Gay addresses gun rights and gun wrongs. Simon Rex and Ashley Ray dwell on so...
What a Weekday: Forget Paris
13 Aug 2024
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For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email [email protected] and include the na...
Walz In Our Court
10 Aug 2024
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What's better than having an Olympic medal in pole vaulting? At least one thing, that's for sure. Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) stops by yet again to ...
What a Weekday: Time for Tim
06 Aug 2024
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Lovett or Leave It is happier than a piglet in Tim Walz’s arms to be back for another What A Weekday! This week, Kamala Harris adds a dash and a hal...
Searching for Mr. White
03 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We bring home the gold with a star-studded line-up of studs and stars. Wayne and Maile Masako Brady find out if Father really does know best. Janina G...
What a Weekday: Cat Ladies, Crypto, and Court Reform
31 Jul 2024
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What A Weekday? More like what a weirdo! JD Vance takes on Big Cat Lady, President Biden takes on the Supreme Court, Donald Trump takes Christians for...
Couch Me If You Can
27 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hot off Biden’s endorsement, Kamala Harris (Allison Reese) returns to the show, fired up and ready to go. Monet X Change drags Republicans through t...
What a Weekday: $100 Million on Kamala, Please
23 Jul 2024
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For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here. For a transcript of this episode, please email [email protected] and include the na...
Babydog 2024 (Live from Madison, WI!)
21 Jul 2024
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RNC you next Tuesday! We bid farewell to America’s Dairyland, but not before an incredible show at Madison’s Barrymore Theater. This week, Victori...
What a Weekday: Other Than That, Mr. Trump, How Was the Rally?
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The temperature and the vibes are down as we head into the Republican convention after a weekend of mayhem and "unity." Trump chooses Vance. Biden c...
Too Little Too NATO
13 Jul 2024
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President Biden holds a press conference and Democrats hold their collective breath. Marcy Jarreau ponders Real Housewife vs White House life. Rep. Ja...
What a Weekday: Slidin’ With Biden
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And we're back! Joe Biden isn't going anywhere fast. Donald Trump is going mum on Project 2025, which is actually Secret Rule #57461 of Project 2025. ...
What A Weekday: Sugar, We’re Going Down Kinging
02 Jul 2024
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And we're back! The shit has hit the fan but, hey, still nice to have a breeze. Elected democrats are starting to speak out against nominating Biden -...
Debait and Switch? (Live from Boston!)
29 Jun 2024
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We’ve arrived in Boston and boy are our arms tired! Of waving at President Biden to stop making that face! Kathleen Turner is here and she has STORI...
Covet Or Leave It (Live from Asheville, NC!)
25 Jun 2024
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Lovett or Leave It doubles your pleasure, doubles your fun at our second and final Asheville show! TS Madison takes a second look at this week’s new...