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#402 – Michael Malice: Thanksgiving Pirate Special

Sat, 25 Nov 2023

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Michael Malice is a political thinker, podcaster, author, and anarchist. Please support this podcast by checking out our sponsors: - Policygenius: https://www.policygenius.com/ - MasterClass: https://masterclass.com/lexpod to get 15% off - Shopify: https://shopify.com/lex to get $1 per month trial - BetterHelp: https://betterhelp.com/lex to get 10% off - Eight Sleep: https://www.eightsleep.com/lex to get special savings Transcript: https://lexfridman.com/michael-malice-7-transcript EPISODE LINKS: Michael's Twitter: https://twitter.com/michaelmalice Michael's Community: https://malice.locals.com Michael's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MichaelMaliceofficial Michael's Website: http://michaelmalice.com/about Your Welcome podcast: https://bit.ly/30q8oz1 Jake Michael Singer (sculptor): https://instagram.com/jakemichaelsinger Books: The White Pill: http://whitepillbook.com The Anarchist Handbook: https://amzn.to/3yUb2f0 The New Right: https://amzn.to/34gxLo3 Dear Reader: https://amzn.to/2HPPlHS PODCAST INFO: Podcast website: https://lexfridman.com/podcast Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/2lwqZIr Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2nEwCF8 RSS: https://lexfridman.com/feed/podcast/ YouTube Full Episodes: https://youtube.com/lexfridman YouTube Clips: https://youtube.com/lexclips SUPPORT & CONNECT: - Check out the sponsors above, it's the best way to support this podcast - Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lexfridman - Twitter: https://twitter.com/lexfridman - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lexfridman - LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/lexfridman - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lexfridman - Medium: https://medium.com/@lexfridman OUTLINE: Here's the timestamps for the episode. On some podcast players you should be able to click the timestamp to jump to that time. (00:00) - Introduction (10:15) - Beauty and mantis shrimp (14:43) - Parrots, Pirates, and Monty Python (20:55) - Humor and absurdity (28:16) - Thanksgiving (56:56) - Unboxing the mystery box (1:12:54) - Karl Marx and religion (1:21:11) - Art (1:25:25) - Books (1:38:02) - How to be happy (1:40:12) - Depression (1:41:15) - Fear (1:42:42) - Betrayal

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0.349 - 27.465 Lex Fridman

The following is a conversation with Michael Malice, anarchist and author of Dear Reader, The New Right, The Anarchist Handbook, The White Pill, and he is the host of the podcast, You're Welcome. This is a Thanksgiving special of the pirate and ocean-going variety, so once again, let me say thank you for listening today and for being part of this wild journey with me.

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29.485 - 49.221 Lex Fridman

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49.821 - 75.259 Lex Fridman

Also, if you want to work with our amazing team or just get in contact with me, go to lexfriedman.com slash contact. like the movie, except I'm not an alien, allegedly. And now, on to the full ad reads. As always, no ads in the middle. I try to make these things interesting, but if you must skip them, friends, please do check out our sponsors. I enjoy their stuff. Maybe you will, too.

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76.179 - 103.742 Lex Fridman

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105.316 - 139.38 Lex Fridman

A quote from Marcus Aurelius, dwell on the beauty of life, watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. He, like many Stoics, emphasized the importance of living deeply each moment that we get in this too short life, and to meditate on the shortness, the finiteness of it, on death. That one day there will come a moment when we take our last breath.

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140.8 - 172.591 Lex Fridman

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194.572 - 219.389 Lex Fridman

There's so many incredible options, many of which I've watched, many of which I haven't watched but can't wait to watch. For example, one I haven't watched yet that's in my queue is Mathematical Thinking by Terence Tao. This is one of the greatest living mathematicians in the world. And him philosophizing about the big picture of mathematics, just incredibly valuable.

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220.43 - 247.728 Lex Fridman

Especially given the fact that he really hasn't done anything like this anywhere else. For me as a person that loves math, just, I can't, I can't wait. But the problem is there's so many other options. That's the thing I really recommend is to focus and really dedicate yourself to a particular masterclass. And as long as you're getting value from it, keep going until the end. Don't skip around.

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249.73 - 278.258 Lex Fridman

Finish. Phil Ivey on Poker Strategy, I've talked about Daniel Negrano, but Phil Ivey has a poker masterclass, and that's another totally different, orthogonal kind of genius. Even if poker's not your thing, it's just fascinating to see one of the best, if not the best poker players in the world, talk about how they think about the strategy of poker. All of it is fascinating.

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278.839 - 300.551 Lex Fridman

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301.391 - 334.55 Lex Fridman

It took me no time to set up a store and to put swag, to put some t-shirts on there with some Lex-related imagery on it. for the folks who are into that kind of thing. I personally like wearing T-shirts that celebrate a podcast or a band or a book, author. It's a cool way to start a conversation. I think I have Space Odyssey shirts and Blade Runner. All of these have started conversations.

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334.87 - 363.524 Lex Fridman

People come up to me, and it's an efficient and fun entry point into an intense, passion-fueled discussion about a particular sci-fi topic or book or whatever, whatever we're talking about. And of course, I have band shirts. famous ones and not so famous ones. I have many Metallica shirts. I have several Iron Maiden shirts and basically every other classic rock band.

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363.544 - 391.383 Lex Fridman

I have a bunch of Pink Floyd shirts, of course, as one must. If you pick up the guitar, you surely must own some Pink Floyd shirts. Anyway, Shopify is the way to sell those shirts and a place where you can easily buy those shirts. By the way, my Shopify store is lexfriedman.com slash store if you're interested. But you can sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com slash lex.

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391.944 - 422.463 Lex Fridman

That's all lowercase. Go to shopify.com slash lex to take your business to the next level today. This episode is also brought to you by BetterHelp, spelled H-E-L-P, help. I, of course, every time I have to spell out help, think about Castaway and Tom Hanks. who, by the way, got in touch with me and is considering doing the podcast, which he is one of my favorite actors.

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423.404 - 457.683 Lex Fridman

He has created some of the most iconic characters ever, some of the most incredible movies ever. I kind of aspire, when I grow up, I aspire to be Forrest Gump. But anyway, we all need help. We all struggle. Some struggle a lot. And if you're listening to this and you're struggling, I just want you to know that I'm thinking about you. And I'm grateful that you're here with us on this earth.

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459.324 - 482.36 Lex Fridman

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510.652 - 539.104 Lex Fridman

The thing that brings me a lot of joy, whether it's for 20 minutes or for eight hours or for nine hours or for six hours, no matter the hours or the minutes. It allows me to have a cold bed surface with a warm blanket. It's an escape from the world. Much of the turmoil, the chaos in my mind can settle down and be alleviated through a 20-minute nap.

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540.526 - 567.404 Lex Fridman

I'll sometimes pop a caffeine pill and just take a nap. And then I'll wake up in like 20, 30 minutes, like incredibly energized and just clear of thinking. And all the troubles with which I went into the nap with are somehow gone to a different planet. Maybe every time you fall asleep, you actually transport into a different universe.

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568.365 - 594.544 Lex Fridman

where the chaos in your mind has not yet had a chance to materialize. Unlikely, but entirely possible. Anyway, I really, really enjoy it. You can heat it up, cool it down on each side of the bed separately. Check it out and get special savings when you go to 8sleep.com slash Lex. This is the Lex Friedman Podcast. To support it, please check out our sponsors in the description.

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595.024 - 598.327 Lex Fridman

And now, dear friends, here's Michael Malice.

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615.059 - 615.48 Mr. Parrot

The box?

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616.02 - 616.3 Michael Malice

Yeah.

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616.44 - 617.541 Mr. Parrot

I'm wondering what's in it.

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617.821 - 627.148 Michael Malice

There's something in that box of exquisite beauty, both literally and in what it symbolizes and why it is here.

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627.748 - 632.492 Lex Fridman

Given the kind of human being you are, I'm terrified at what you find beautiful.

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633.632 - 652.637 Michael Malice

That's a good point. You kind of hit me with the curveball. Yeah. Like for me, the most beautiful wildlife are what I call God's mistakes. Because my friend came up with that term where she's like, you know, God made these disgusting animals just threw in the bottom of the ocean. He's like, no one's ever going to see this.

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652.918 - 658.303 Lex Fridman

Yeah, you commented on Twitter about some creature, like a rainbow type creature.

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658.523 - 659.624 Michael Malice

The peacock mantis shrimp.

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659.704 - 660.726 Lex Fridman

Yeah, it's beautiful.

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661.266 - 688.839 Michael Malice

It's horrific though. So it has... I think eight legs, six arms, two punching claws or spearing claws, depending on the genus, two eyes, two antennae, two ear flaps. I don't know what they do. And its punch can be as strong as a bullet. And the other type with the spears, divers call them thumb splitters, because if you stick your finger near it, it'll cut your thumb down to the bone.

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689.199 - 702.445 Michael Malice

So I had one as a pet. All night, I would hear banging on the PVC pipe. And I've got to tell you, they have the best eyesight of any animal because they see in like seven different ways. And when you make eye contact with this thing, it's just absolutely terrifying. But you can eat them as sushi. They call them sea centipedes.

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702.465 - 703.806 Lex Fridman

But they're colorful and beautiful.

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704.226 - 705.066 Michael Malice

That species is, yeah.

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705.486 - 710.108 Lex Fridman

What was it like having one as a pet? And why did you do it?

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710.549 - 737.576 Michael Malice

Well, when you have a species that's that unique and that much of an outlier... Growing up, reading these books, watching these shows, I found this stuff so much more fascinating than space, which is dead. So to be able to have this specimen in your house and just observe its behavior is just an amazing thing. Why did you get rid of it? I didn't have, I guess, the right minerals in the mix.

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737.696 - 751.507 Michael Malice

It died. It had a problem molting once. Yeah, it couldn't molt correctly. Wow. Do you miss it? Think about it still? I do think about it, to be honest. I still have a pair of its punching appendages from when it molted.

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752.207 - 760.292 Lex Fridman

What pet animal in your life do you miss the most that has been in your life that you think about?

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760.872 - 774.29 Michael Malice

I've never had cats or dogs growing up or anything like that, which, you know, I, oh God. My problem is- Here we go. If I like something, I will go down a rabbit hole.

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775.21 - 775.41 Unknown

Yeah.

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775.491 - 786.799 Michael Malice

So I know if I got one tattoo, I already know my first five are going to be. Okay. So I can't do it because then once I get those five, it's going to be a hundred and I'm already too old to be the tattoo guy.

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786.879 - 796.514 Lex Fridman

What would be the first tattoo? My face? Would it go on your ass cheeks or where would you put them? If it was my face.

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797.295 - 800.439 Michael Malice

If I got your face, it would definitely be on my arm right here.

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800.579 - 802.902 Lex Fridman

If you had multiple faces, would you put like?

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803.223 - 805.606 Michael Malice

I think delts, right? Shoulders, different faces and different shoulders.

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805.686 - 807.648 Lex Fridman

And then when you flex. Yeah.

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808.089 - 808.95 Michael Malice

Would you get a dictator?

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810.003 - 811.765 Lex Fridman

If you had to get a dictator, who would you get?

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811.805 - 820.573 Michael Malice

I'd be Kim Jong-il, right? Because I wrote the book on him. Oh, it's like the plugging your book in a tattoo. I don't think it's plugging. It's just like I have a personal connection to this stuff.

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820.613 - 829.261 Lex Fridman

It's a good opener to this conversation. People would be asking, why him? And you'd be like, well, I wrote a book about it. And I'd be like, oh, okay. Okay, here's what... Let me check it out.

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829.281 - 831.022 Michael Malice

That would be a bad... No, that's not what happens.

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831.323 - 831.663 Unknown

Okay.

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832.404 - 851.279 Michael Malice

Here's the thing. What happens? When you write a book about North... Hey, nice to meet you. What is it you do? I'm an author. What kind of books do you write? Well, my last book was on North Korea. 90% of the time, 90, they will then start telling me everything they know about North Korea. And it's like, I don't need, this isn't a quiz and it's a very poorly understood country.

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859.745 - 859.105 Lex Fridman

100%.

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859.765 - 877.699 Michael Malice

100% of the time. Oh, so you don't, do you know Dennis Rodman? Yeah. But I don't understand what, I guess people feel the need to like, all right, like now we're talking about this subject. I just got to, you know, drop whatever I can talk about. It's usually a small amount. And there's this thing in the culture, which I hate, that everyone have to have an opinion on everything.

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878.439 - 882.622 Michael Malice

And it's like, it's okay to be like, yeah, I don't know anything about that. Tell me more. You know, there's lots of things I don't know anything about.

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883.783 - 888.246 Lex Fridman

What's your opinion on my bird here? Mr. Parrot.

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888.626 - 911.607 Michael Malice

It's a macaw. Scarlet macaw. What? It is a scarlet macaw. Oh, you know birds. Yeah. And that's actually not life-sized. Are you saying he's not real? I'm saying it's not to scale. Okay. But he's real. Are we doing that Monty Python sketch? Everything is a Monty Python sketch. I don't think Monty Python's funny.

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912.267 - 916.728 Lex Fridman

You don't? At all. That explains so much. Does it? What does it explain? What do you think is funny?

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919.069 - 920.749 Michael Malice

You're not answering that question. It's pretty funny.

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921.533 - 924.477 Lex Fridman

Well, yeah, what do you think is funny? Having a mantis shrimp?

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925.318 - 925.499 Michael Malice

No.

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926.28 - 927.442 Lex Fridman

You think Big Lebowski's funny?

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927.942 - 928.523 Michael Malice

Oh, God, no.

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929.625 - 931.327 Lex Fridman

Although... This is getting worse and worse.

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931.527 - 957.019 Michael Malice

To be fair... Yep. I only tried to watch Big Lebowski after it's been part of the culture for many years to the point where every single line has been quoted incessantly by the most annoying frat bros ever. So I kind of have been poisoned to be able to appreciate it. So maybe if I'd seen it when it came out before it became a thing, I would have enjoyed it. I couldn't get through it.

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957.319 - 958.319 Michael Malice

Like I couldn't get through 20 minutes.

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958.339 - 960.32 Lex Fridman

Is that how you feel about Schindler's List?

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961.977 - 965.219 Michael Malice

Well, it's so much easier for me to stare at you when you have sunglasses on.

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965.319 - 967.42 Lex Fridman

I didn't think you'd be the one making Holocaust jokes today.

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968.381 - 969.001 Michael Malice

And yet here we are.

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970.222 - 980.942 Lex Fridman

And cut scene. I actually have like no trouble making eye contact with you when you're wearing shades. Yes. Because you're a robot. Two copies of myself. Yeah. Oh, you're seeing yourself in them? Mm-hmm.

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981.183 - 981.683 Mr. Parrot

Okay, cool.

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981.723 - 985.325 Lex Fridman

I'm having a conversation with myself. It's not your fault, Lex.

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987.166 - 991.689 Mr. Parrot

They made you like this. You were just a good little robot in St. Petersburg.

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992.61 - 994.291 Lex Fridman

I could see Mr. Parrot a little bit, too.

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995.351 - 998.173 Michael Malice

Well, what do you find funny? Come on. This is an interesting subject.

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998.613 - 1001.475 Lex Fridman

Well, I find Mighty Python. I find absurdity funny.

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1001.535 - 1021.41 Michael Malice

Yes, I find absurdity funny. I think that's the thing. When people come at me, And maybe this is an Eastern European thing. When they're like, how can you find this like very dark subject funny? It's like, well, the humor, first of all, the humor is that you're, making fun of something that's dark. So already it's absurd. It's completely inappropriate.

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1021.99 - 1040.721 Michael Malice

Second, just psychologically, Joan Rivers said that Winston Churchill said, I don't know if it's true, that when you make people laugh, you're giving them a little vacation. And I was just thinking about this the other day, how when I die, if I want my funeral to be a roast, It doesn't help me that everyone's sad.

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1041.461 - 1064.728 Michael Malice

If I brought people happiness or joy in life, whatever, I want to keep doing that in death. Your sadness doesn't help me. I know you can't help it, but tell stories of how it made you laugh. Make fun of me. Make me the punching bag. Even literally take me out of that coffin. Make me a piñata. I don't care. So I think, and I don't understand. Well, I do understand, but it's sad for me.

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1065.834 - 1080.559 Michael Malice

When people are like, you know, this isn't funny, that isn't funny. The way I look at humor is the way, it's like a chef, right? It's pretty easy to make bacon taste good, but some of these really obscure ingredients to make it palatable, that takes skill.

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1080.859 - 1103.434 Michael Malice

So if you're dealing with a subject that is very emotional or intense and you can make people laugh, then that takes skill and that's the relief for them. Yeah. It's all about timing. Yeah. Yeah. What's the difference? You want to hear one of my jokes? Is it a pirate joke?

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1103.714 - 1108.276 Lex Fridman

Because that's the only kind I accept today. But go ahead. It doesn't have to be a pirate joke.

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1108.516 - 1120.101 Michael Malice

This one time. Do you know who Leah Thomas is? Yeah. What's the difference between Leah Thomas and Hitler? What? Leah Thomas knows how to finish a race. Very nice, very nice.

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1120.241 - 1128.994 Lex Fridman

Did I just get the gold medal? Good job. Why does it take pirates forever to get through the alphabet?

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1130.696 - 1130.916 Mr. Parrot

Why?

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1130.936 - 1133.68 Lex Fridman

Because they spent years at sea.

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1134.571 - 1136.853 Mr. Parrot

Oh, I thought it was going to be an R joke.

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1136.993 - 1137.594 Lex Fridman

That's a good one.

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1137.614 - 1140.236 Michael Malice

I like that. When I was in North Korea.

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1142.018 - 1144.64 Lex Fridman

Oh, you know Dennis Rodman. It's a callback.

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1144.86 - 1156.069 Michael Malice

By the way, the thing that is very heartbreaking about the North Korean situation is that they have a great sense of humor. It would be a lot easier if these were like robots or drones.

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1156.73 - 1168.08 Michael Malice

They have big personalities, big sense of humor, and that made it much harder to leave and interact with these people because it's, I mean, there's nothing more human and universal than laughter and laughter is free.

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1168.68 - 1172.703 Lex Fridman

Are you saying there's humor even amongst the people that have most of their freedoms taken away?

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1173.003 - 1189.315 Michael Malice

Especially. I mean, again, we're from the Soviet Union. Like there's an anecdote. I mean, Russian humor is a thing because there's nothing you can... If you can't have food or nice things, at least you can have joy and make each other laugh. I think about it all the time. And I think about my guide all the time. It's been, what, 2012.

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1189.375 - 1199.062 Michael Malice

So it's been 11 years since I've been there and she's still there and everyone I've seen is still there. They just recently electrified the border So you can't even, even the few people who are escaping can't do it anymore.

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1200.482 - 1210.348 Lex Fridman

But that's interesting that they still have a sense of humor. I attribute the Soviet Union for having that because of the like really deep education system. Like you got to read a lot of literature.

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1210.368 - 1210.988 Unknown

Okay.

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1211.308 - 1223.555 Lex Fridman

And because of that, you get to kind of learn about the cruelty, the injustices, the absurdity of the world. Right. As long as the writing is not about the current regime.

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1224.178 - 1242.405 Michael Malice

Yeah, but I think if you look at African-Americans, Jewish-Americans, gay-Americans, they are all disproportionate in terms of attributing to comedy. It's not because these groups have some kind of magic to them. It's that when you are on the outside looking in, A, you're going to have different perspective than the people who are in the middle of the bell curve.

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1243.006 - 1255.251 Michael Malice

But also, when you don't have anything to lose, at the very least, you can make each other laugh and find happiness that way. So that is something that I think – is an important thing to recognize.

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1255.471 - 1264.653 Lex Fridman

So what do you find funny? What makes you giggle in the most joyful ways? The suffering of others?

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1265.093 - 1276.836 Michael Malice

I mean, there are YouTube videos of fat people falling down, and they're really funny.

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1276.976 - 1283.092 Lex Fridman

There's two kinds of people in this world. Those that laugh at those videos and those that don't.

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1283.352 - 1284.252 Mr. Parrot

No, and those that are in them.

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1287.393 - 1307.359 Michael Malice

My friend Jesse just told me a great Norm Macdonald joke. And this is a good litmus test joke because he says a certain group of people lose their minds and a certain group of people just stare at you. And he goes this kind of, so I'll tell you the joke. This is Norm Macdonald. Guy walks into a bar and he sees someone at the bar who has a big pumpkin for a head.

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1308.379 - 1323.202 Michael Malice

And the guy's like, dude, what happened to you? He goes, oh, you never believe this. I got one of those genie lamps. And this genie, he's like, well, what happened? He goes, well, the first wish, you know, I wished for a hundred million dollars. He's like, yeah, did you get it? He goes, yeah. He goes, it was in my bank account. It was fine. He goes, all right.

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1323.702 - 1344.135 Michael Malice

Well, the second wish, I wished to have sex with as many beautiful women as I wanted. He goes, did that happen? He goes, yeah, it was amazing. He goes, then what? Well, I wished for a giant pumpkin head. So there's a certain mindset that will just be staring at the screen. And that is, I mean, there's so many levels why that's funny, at least to me.

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1344.676 - 1358.19 Lex Fridman

And I just love that kind of- Well, Norm Macdonald is like, just, I watch his videos all the time. He's a guy that definitely makes me giggle. And he's one of the people that makes me giggle for reasons I don't quite understand.

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1359.215 - 1383.063 Michael Malice

Did you ever see him with Carrot Top on Conan O'Brien? No. Making fun of Carrot Top? No. This is probably the best talk show clip of all time. He's on with Courtney Thorne-Smith. She was on Melrose Place. And Conan O'Brien's the host. And Courtney's talking about how she's going to be an upcoming movie with Carrot Top. And Conan's like, oh, what's it going to be called?

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1383.103 - 1395.693 Michael Malice

And she's like, doesn't have a title yet. And Norman goes, oh, I know what it should be called. Box Office Poisoned. And they're all laughing and she's like, no, no, no. Like the working title is chairman of the board. And Conan goes, do something with that smart ass.

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1395.753 - 1400.217 Mr. Parrot

And Norm goes, yeah, board is spelled B-O-R-E-D. And they all just completely lost it.

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1400.677 - 1406.961 Lex Fridman

There's something about him with words spoken out of his mouth, with the way he like turns his head and looks at the camera.

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1407.381 - 1427.655 Michael Malice

I think he is one of those rare comedians. who you really feel like he's talking to you directly. He feels like he's winking at you in the audience. And he's like, can you believe I'm doing this? It's like he almost, he feels like he's, I don't want to say imposter, but he's more a member of the audience than he is a member of the people on the stage.

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1427.695 - 1431.816 Lex Fridman

Yeah, he feels like he's on our side, whatever the hell our means.

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1431.936 - 1458.512 Michael Malice

You know, Roseanne got him his first job. Roseanne, you and her have been hanging out. I got it. Oh my God. Talk about Thanksgiving. When you are talking to Roseanne Barr and making eye contact with this person, it is, I can't even describe it. It's just like, holy crap, Roseanne Barr's talking to me. She is, I've said this to her face, pathologically funny. Like, it does not turn off.

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1459.133 - 1478.23 Michael Malice

And you're sitting there and you're like, holy crap. And when you make her laugh, which is that laugh that's in the theme song of her show, you feel like, okay, I did a mitzvah. I did something good and right in the world that I made Roseanne Barr laugh. And it's also really funny because, and she's going to hate this, because I tell her she's adorable. She doesn't like that. She's little.

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1479.191 - 1496.955 Michael Malice

You think of Roseanne Barr as this like force of nature, like a tsunami. She's like 5'3", I'd say like maybe 130. And she puts on the sunglasses. You think this little Jewish lady, you'd never know. This is one of the most epic performers of all time. She lives near here now. So it's just so much fun talking to her.

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1497.695 - 1522.424 Michael Malice

There was an old satirical magazine in the, I think like early 2000s called Hib, written by Jews. And she dressed up as Hitler for one of the photo shoots and she was baking little men in the oven. I got, I found that on eBay. I want her to sign it to Michael. It should have been you, but she signed it to Michael. You're one smart cookie. And now it hangs, love mom, Roseanne Barr.

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1522.904 - 1528.629 Michael Malice

And I call her mom and it hangs over my desk. Cause have her like good domestic goddess energy flowing at me.

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1531.572 - 1531.752 Mr. Parrot

What?

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1533.266 - 1538.531 Lex Fridman

What do you find? What else? So Norm Macdonald. My favorite comedian is- We agree on something.

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1538.651 - 1560.898 Michael Malice

My favorite comedian of all time is Neil Hamburger. So Neil Hamburger, I don't know if I'm ruining the bit. He's a character performed by this guy named Greg Turkington. So he comes out in a tuxedo, big eyeglasses, holding three glasses of water. Mm-hmm. coughing into the mic.

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1562.259 - 1586.33 Michael Malice

And I remember I saw him once in LA and the girl ahead of me, at the table ahead of me was with her boyfriend, this basic chick, pumpkin spice. She turns to him and she goes, what is this? And I remember the first time he was on Jimmy Kimmel, and he tells one of his jokes, and he was like, why does E.T. like Reese's Pieces so much? Well, that's what sperm tastes like on his home planet.

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1586.931 - 1610.193 Michael Malice

And no one laughs, and he goes, oh, come on, guys, I have cancer. And it just cuts to this Marine in the audience with his arms crossed. So if you know what he's doing, it's just absolutely amazing. He opened for Tenacious D once in somewhere, I think in Ireland or the UK, one of those. And they're booing him because his jokes are often not funny.

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1610.213 - 1630.871 Michael Malice

He's like, hey, where did my whore ex-wife run off to with that dentist she's shacking up with? I don't know. But when I see her in court next month, I'll ask her. So they're booing and he goes, all right, do you guys want me to bring out Tenacious D? They're like, yeah. Do you want to see your heroes of mine, Tenacious D? Yeah. Come on, let me hear it. Do you want to see Tenacious D? Yeah.

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1630.911 - 1643.284 Michael Malice

He goes, all right. If I tell this next joke and you don't boo me, I'll bring out Tenacious D. And it's like, I'm trying to think of one that's not too...

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1645.094 - 1646.635 Lex Fridman

Self-censorship is never good.

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1646.655 - 1658.519 Michael Malice

Okay. He goes, can we agree that George Bush is the worst president America's ever had? Everyone claps. He goes, which makes it all the stranger that his son, George W. Bush, was in fact the best.

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1659.179 - 1667.903 Mr. Parrot

I take it back. I'm a self-censorship. So two people laugh and he goes, oh, that's amazing. I guess I'll do an encore. And he did 10 more minutes.

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1668.223 - 1670.363 Michael Malice

It was just like, I love him so much.

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1670.924 - 1676.602 Lex Fridman

It's interesting. They opened for Tenacious D. Jack Black. That's a comedic genius of a different kind.

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1677.062 - 1691.211 Michael Malice

Oh yeah. And he was in one of my favorite movies, Jesus' Son. It's this little indie movie. He did a great turn in that. He's really underrated as an actor. He's got a lot of range. Like I know they kind of get types cast as this kind of one specific type, but he's really, really talented.

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1691.671 - 1693.812 Lex Fridman

But also just like the pure joy. Yes.

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1694.352 - 1695.113 Michael Malice

He's clearly having fun.

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1696.354 - 1706.17 Lex Fridman

Okay. It is Thanksgiving. So in a tradition, following tradition, what are you thankful for, Michael, in this world?

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1706.43 - 1707.071 Michael Malice

Do you have a list too?

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1707.679 - 1708.48 Lex Fridman

No, not really.

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1708.82 - 1729.7 Michael Malice

Really? It's up in here. Oh, I mean, but you have several things you're thankful for. Yes. Okay. Yes. One of the things I'm- My list comes from the heart. I don't have to write anything down. Well, I don't have written down. Okay. One of the things that I'm most thankful for, this is a common answer, but I can back it up, is my family. Because my nephew, Lucas- He's now six years old.

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1729.72 - 1753.002 Michael Malice

And he... When kids have a sense of humor, it's like just miraculous. So he... Stole my sister's phone, his mom. Figured out that grandma is listed as mom in the phone. And he calls her up and he's like, Michael's in the hospital. He's really sick. He didn't want to tell you. And she's freaking out. He goes, prank. So I took him.

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1753.623 - 1773.731 Michael Malice

Dinesh D'Souza just released a movie called Police State, which is actually really good. Highly recommend it. I was surprised how much I liked it. Because he wasn't going Republicans, good, Democrats, bad. It was just about authoritarianism. And he had a movie premiere at Mar-a-Lago. So I'm like, I got to bring Lucas to Mar-a-Lago. So Lucas is, I'm like, we're going to the president's house.

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1773.771 - 1785.295 Michael Malice

He's like, oh, the White House? And I'm like, no, no, like a former president. He goes, oh, Abe Lincoln? And I'm like, okay, kid logic. Like he's giving logical answers. This is kind of like AI. You have to program it. It's using logic correctly. Mm-hmm.

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1785.735 - 1795.438 Lex Fridman

You should have told him as a president that's second to only Abe Lincoln in terms of greatness.

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1795.458 - 1819.785 Michael Malice

He went up to all the women in their evening gowns And he goes, you're so beautiful. Were you born as a girl? So when you have this six-year-old asking you this, it was really, really fun. So that is a great joy to have a nephew. And I have another one, Zach, who's coming up in age and he's starting to talk now. That is really, really fun.

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1820.426 - 1824.734 Lex Fridman

Getting to watch them. find out about the world for the first time.

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1824.754 - 1829.998 Michael Malice

And also training them. He loves being funny and having fun.

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1830.238 - 1832.74 Lex Fridman

You're his audience, in a sense.

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1832.82 - 1850.787 Michael Malice

Yeah, but... Because you giggle and... I give him, we're prank bros. He gives me a high five. My family, and this is one, you talk about what I find funny. This is the things that actually enrage me. When people, and this is such a wasp thing, don't just go with the joke or they're like, I don't get it. Or they don't understand to just go with it.

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1851.367 - 1870.535 Michael Malice

I was in the car with my sister when she was like 10, 12, whatever. She's much younger than me. She's like 12 years younger. And there's this species of squid, by the way, which is asymmetric. One of its eyes is very much bigger than the other because it swims horizontally. And so one's looking up, one's looking down where there's more light. Shout out.

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1870.675 - 1873.016 Michael Malice

If you want to learn more about squids, go to octonation.com.

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1873.156 - 1877.917 Lex Fridman

Octonation. Shout out. Shout out to Warren. There's a lot of fascinating stuff. Octonation on Instagram.

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1878.097 - 1882.439 Michael Malice

Yes. I was in the car with my sister. She's like 10 or 12. Me as a pirate. I don't.

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1882.819 - 1886.001 Lex Fridman

I'm sorry for the rude interruptions. I appreciate that. I count especially.

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1886.442 - 1887.522 Michael Malice

Yeah. It's a great. Yeah.

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1887.782 - 1899.571 Lex Fridman

These jokes and thoughts are coming to me at a, like a 10 second delay. So I apologize. Anyway, you were telling about the asymmetrical. All right. So I tell my. Sometimes you need help. No. The age is getting to you.

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1901.992 - 1902.313 Michael Malice

I was.

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1903.033 - 1906.656 Lex Fridman

Your skin is showing it. It's getting dark.

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1907.076 - 1927.977 Michael Malice

I told my sister, I go. when you were born, one of your eyes was bigger than the other and you had to have surgery to fix it. So she turns, she's like, mom. And my mom goes, honey, the important thing is that you're beautiful now. That's all. It's like, what's the big deal? It was just a little surgery. And my sister's like, all right, call grandma. And grandma goes,

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1929.384 - 1943.615 Michael Malice

She goes, Michael said that when I was born, one of the guys, she goes, why is he telling you this now? It's not a big deal. So the fact that everyone went with this, I was so impressed. I was like, this is a quality family in this very specific regard. Does your family have a sense of humor?

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1944.395 - 1946.016 Lex Fridman

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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1946.557 - 1946.737 Michael Malice

Yeah.

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1947.489 - 1972.786 Lex Fridman

you know, Soviet culture. There's, like, a dark sense of humor. Very much so. There's wit. There's... Wordplay. Wordplay. Yeah, yeah. And especially the Russian language allows for some, like... Yes. ...hilarity to it. There's also a culture of, like, poetry and, like, my dad... My mom too, but they remember a lot of lines from books and poems.

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1973.366 - 1979.153 Lex Fridman

So there's just, you can do a lot of fascinating references that add to the humor and the richness of the conversation.

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1979.173 - 1995.419 Michael Malice

I feel like that's a very Russian thing. Like at a party or maybe at a bar or something, I don't know where you'd meet people. These are such great, I met in Russia. I meant these would be such good icebreakers, right? You go up to someone goes, Hey, did you hear this one? No, no. And you just tell him some little story.

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1995.579 - 2004.904 Lex Fridman

Did you say icebreakers? Cause it's cold in Russia. I'm here all night. That's why you never leave the house.

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2006.485 - 2010.107 Michael Malice

I feel like that's a thing. Yeah. And that's not a thing in America.

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2012.351 - 2013.893 Lex Fridman

You mean like witty banter?

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2013.953 - 2022.563 Michael Malice

No, meaning you go up to a stranger and like that's your icebreaker. You tell them this little joke. And since everyone kind of has the same sensibilities, right away you guys are chatting. I don't think that's a thing here.

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2023.063 - 2023.604 Lex Fridman

Yeah.

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2023.664 - 2025.626 Michael Malice

Here it's more small talk, which drives me crazy.

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2026.107 - 2027.328 Lex Fridman

So what else are you thankful for?

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2028.309 - 2029.41 Michael Malice

What's something you're thankful for?

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2030.199 - 2033.06 Lex Fridman

Well, you went with family. I'm definitely thankful for family.

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2033.16 - 2053.05 Michael Malice

Okay. Yeah. How, if I may ask, how do they react to you? Like you're sitting down with Elon, you're sitting down with Netanyahu, you're sitting down with all these big, with Kanye, all these big names. Are they expressing that they're proud of you? Or is it more like, why haven't you talked to this person? Yeah. More Michael Malice, please.

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2055.83 - 2077.187 Lex Fridman

People's choice. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're very proud. They've been very, they're very, I mean, but they get argumentative and we just, they're just like a regular human being with whom I'm close and we just argue about stuff. They're not, maybe not enough being proud of, but that part is just the nature of our relationship. It's also Soviet parents.

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2077.347 - 2094.927 Michael Malice

Yeah, I don't talk to my dad. That's one of the reasons, because there's never, ever any good job. And at a certain point, it's like, why am I trying to search for approval from someone I'm never gonna get it for and from whom it wouldn't mean anything at this point anyway?

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2095.307 - 2115.346 Lex Fridman

Well, that's interesting. I mean, there's a journey like that for a lot of people with their father or with their mother. Like, they're always trying to find approval. Right. And that's life for a lot of people. Yeah. That's a really big part of the human condition is that relationship you have with your father, with your mother. I don't know, it's a beautiful thing.

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2115.846 - 2128.374 Lex Fridman

Whether it's been a rough childhood or a beautiful one, all of it, that's who you are. The relationship, especially early on in your life with your father, with your mother, is extremely formative.

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2128.394 - 2152.671 Michael Malice

So- Yeah, my dad taught me a lot of things at a young age that I'm very, very grateful for. He's extremely intelligent, very flawed, and that's fine. We all are, except for me. And it's the kind of things that when you learn things at a right age, and this is one of the things I like about being older, is that when I'm friends with people- Much older. Much older. But much, much older.

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2153.091 - 2169.691 Michael Malice

When I have friends who are younger, it's very easy for me to keep them from making the mistakes I did. So at least this is something I'm getting out of it, is that, okay, I can't fix these mistakes, but- It just takes me 30 seconds and I can pull you back from making the mistake. So he taught me a lot as a kid.

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2170.151 - 2188.265 Michael Malice

He really encouraged me very much to, he's a very good sense of humor and also very bad in some ways, dad jokes, but also really funny jokes, but also this love of learning, right? I got that from him. And I mean, I have got literally right now 98 books on my shelf to read.

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2188.385 - 2200.668 Michael Malice

It's just a life... That makes me... I remember I had a friend and she ran into someone she went to high school with and he stopped you on the train. And he's like, yo, you're not in college. You don't need to read books anymore. And I was just horrified to hear this.

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2201.188 - 2201.388 Lex Fridman

Yeah.

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2202.348 - 2220.849 Michael Malice

Yeah. Boy, don't I know it. I mean, you laugh, but when you got... There's a lot of things I don't understand. When you got heat for like, I want to read the Western classics, to me, that might have been like the internet at its absolute worst.

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2222.336 - 2237.061 Lex Fridman

I think there's just a cynical perspective you can take that this is such a simple celebration of a thing that there must be something behind it. I think the internet, for good and bad, is just skeptical. Like, what's behind this?

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2237.401 - 2263.772 Michael Malice

My hero, Albert Camus, and if there's one thing I would want to fight, it's cynicism. Because it's such a giving up. It's such everything sucks. This sucks. That sucks. Most things suck. Most stand-up comedians suck. Most movies suck. All podcasts suck. But it doesn't matter. Especially yours. Especially mine. It's unwatchable. You're welcome. You can't even spell it correctly.

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2264.833 - 2277.617 Michael Malice

But the stuff that's good is what matters. Who cares if 90% of movies are terrible? They're the ones that change your life. The books, the people, the comedians, the shows, the music.

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2278.818 - 2282.879 Lex Fridman

And even the terrible things have good moments, beautiful moments.

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2283.099 - 2284.059 Michael Malice

Some, not all.

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2284.759 - 2292.561 Lex Fridman

Your podcast being an example of not all. I literally just, I keep listening for something good. Something good.

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2292.661 - 2298.142 Michael Malice

In all fairness, none of my guests have anything to offer. It's not on me. I try.

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2298.462 - 2320.919 Lex Fridman

Yeah. Well, I wish you'd talk a little less in your podcast. It's a little excessive. I only listen for the underwear commercials. Sheathunderwear.com. I think you did this. I haven't seen you do it in a while, but this kind of commentary on a debate. Or I think it was with Rand, like an Ayn Rand debate or something like this.

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2320.979 - 2324.301 Michael Malice

Oh yeah, Malice at the Movies. I watched the video and I broke it down.

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2324.321 - 2326.442 Lex Fridman

That was really great. I wish you did that more.

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2326.682 - 2347.224 Michael Malice

I haven't done live streaming in a long time. It was something I was doing a lot in New York, especially during COVID. I feel that, I don't know, I'm having, I got so many projects on the plate. Oh, this is something else I'm thankful for. This is something I'm very, very thankful for, and I'm going to announce it here.

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2347.724 - 2353.554 Lex Fridman

Coming out of the closet, finally. Go ahead. Who's the lucky guy?

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2358.919 - 2359.72 Mr. Parrot

You're the one in drag.

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2359.74 - 2388.243 Michael Malice

Guns out, guns out. He makes me call him Sex Friedman. You like it. So, I didn't say it. Didn't even imply that. When I, in, as you probably know, as you know, but as many people watching this also know, Harvey Pekar, who had the comic book series American Splendor, was the subject of the movie American Splendor.

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2388.603 - 2412.492 Michael Malice

He wrote a graphic novel about me in 2006 called Ego and Hubris, which goes for like $150 on eBay. It's not worth it. Just download it. And I met Harvey. Because I wrote this screenplay about this band from the 80s called Rubber Rodeo. It's a real band. And the keyboardist, Gary Lieb, who passed away, rest in peace, Gary, introduced me to Harvey because he did the animation for the movie.

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2413.493 - 2432.062 Michael Malice

And this script's been in my desk for over 20 years. And I realized, thanks to my buddy Eric July, who has some huge success with his comics, I could just produce this as a graphic novel. So I've got an artist, we're getting it together, so I'm going to make it happen finally. And it's some of the best writing I've ever done. I'm really proud of the story.

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2433.162 - 2448.108 Michael Malice

It's kind of ironic reading it now because when you're a writer, obviously, different books, you put different aspects of yourself into them, right? And this story is very, very dark because basically they did all the right things and they went nowhere, right?

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2448.948 - 2463.191 Michael Malice

What I realized was, reading it now, that all these fears I had over 20 years ago about what if I'm not gonna make it, what if I'm doing all the hard work and it's still not enough, now it's been disproven, because I can at least pay my rent.

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2463.351 - 2467.112 Lex Fridman

Do you feel like you've made it? You said you could pay your rent.

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2467.752 - 2498.989 Michael Malice

I feel that to make it is, if you don't have to have a boss, And you know how I really felt like I made it? This is gonna sound like a joke and it's not. This is being an immigrant. I own, as you know, Margaret Thatcher's bookcases. So to me, as an immigrant, to have her bookcases in my house, I've made it. You're right, it's not a joke. There's nothing funny about it at all. Stop being serious.

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2500.33 - 2513.328 Lex Fridman

Oh, nice. Oh, now I'm more nervous. And aroused. So what else are you thankful for? So we're both thankful for family. I mean, the fact that I can... Still get it up?

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2513.568 - 2540.491 Michael Malice

What's that? Nothing. Go ahead. I think as an author, to be able to write what you want and have enough of an audience that it covers your living, that's as good as it gets as an author almost. You don't need to be Stephen King or some legend. It's like, you know, there's lots of standups who aren't like world famous, but they have perfectly good living. They do their gig. They do what they love.

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2541.172 - 2543.496 Michael Malice

I feel very, very blessed. You must be thankful for your career.

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2543.516 - 2566.63 Lex Fridman

Yeah. Yeah, career-wise. I think the best part about it is just meeting, making friends with people I admire. Quite honestly, just friends. The people that have gotten to know me, I hide from the world sometimes. I hit some low points, especially with all the new experiences. Just the people that have been there for me and haven't given up on me.

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2567.35 - 2585.761 Michael Malice

There's days, and I'm sure you've had this also, where I literally don't speak to someone the whole day. Mm-hmm. And in certain times in my life, it's really, I remember very vividly. I was in DC in 97, I was an intern. And that summer, DC closes down on the weekends.

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2586.702 - 2605.23 Michael Malice

And I remember those weekends when I got off the phone with the third person, I knew there was no possibility anyone was gonna call. and what that felt like. And it was dark, and it was bad. So I remember those feelings of loneliness a lot.

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2605.77 - 2612.192 Lex Fridman

I still feel alone like that sometimes. You don't feel alone? Not anymore. What's the reason, you think?

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2617.552 - 2637.396 Michael Malice

I, because there's like, I have a lot of people who I care about, who care about me. I mean, the thing about moving to Austin is I forgot how lonely New York got because it was like one after another, I lost everybody. And then you start losing the places you go to. And then it was just like, holy crap, I'm very isolated.

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2637.916 - 2658.982 Michael Malice

And here in Austin, there's not as much to do, obviously, as in New York, but there's a lot of people here. More people are coming all the time. So if I ever want to hang out with someone, I've got a long list. And these are people who I've known for a very long time, people who know me quite well, so I could be myself, my awful, awful, awful, awful, awful self.

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2659.922 - 2683.502 Michael Malice

And that is something I don't take lightly. Now he moved to Texas. It's going to secede. Yeah. It's just a very... Do you know what happened with that? No. I forget the guys in the 8-Minute. It's probably for the best. Monday, on Monday... a guy in the Texas legislature introduces a bill to have it on the referendum, to have a referendum for Texas to declare its independence.

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2684.763 - 2700.185 Michael Malice

Tuesday, I'm on Rogan. Me and him discuss it. I give it national attention. It was also really funny because a lot of people are like, these people have been in Texas five minutes, blah, blah, blah. I go to the Texas legislature, meet with the guy, have a nice conversation.

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2701.286 - 2717.316 Michael Malice

Month or two later, unanimous, I think, he gets voted, kicked out of Congress because he got an intern drunk and was inappropriate with her. At least it was the girl in this case. But yeah, so it's like, that was my little Texas independence moment.

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2717.936 - 2718.977 Lex Fridman

Oh, it didn't go anywhere.

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2719.177 - 2725.01 Michael Malice

It did not go anywhere. Wow. But it's still part of the platform, the Texas Republican Party.

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2725.03 - 2734.776 Lex Fridman

Yeah. It's fascinating that history is probably laden with stories like this of failed revolutionaries. We celebrate the heroes, but then there's the losers.

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2736.377 - 2736.697 Michael Malice

Myself.

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2737.258 - 2766.956 Lex Fridman

Yeah. Yeah. And we're going to mark that one as a failure and edit it out and moving on. So thankful. Yeah. Friendships. Right. But by the way, I want to say just to you, I'm thankful in this lonely moments for people who write books. I've been listening to audio books a lot and reading a lot. I really like audio books actually. And just like, I don't know. I can just name random person.

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2767.036 - 2780.461 Lex Fridman

Serhii Ploh, he's a historian. I'm reading on the... Wait, I read him. What did he... I just see he written a book most recently about the Russia-Ukraine war. He wrote another one that I read. Didn't he write about... Empires, I think. The fall of the Soviet Union, something like that.

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2780.541 - 2782.682 Michael Malice

Yeah. Yeah. It was very, very good.

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2782.742 - 2783.162 Lex Fridman

He's great.

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2783.442 - 2784.903 Michael Malice

I used him as a resource for the White Pill.

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2785.063 - 2810.735 Lex Fridman

He's objective while still having emotion and feeling to it. Like he has a bias. That's fine. But without, a lot of times when you write a story that involves Putin, people are really ideological. They don't really like, they don't write with a calmness and the clarity and the rigor of history. There's emotion in it. Like there's almost a virtue signaling. Yeah.

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2811.215 - 2832.934 Lex Fridman

And he doesn't have that, even though he is Ukrainian and has very strong opinions on the matter. Anyway, there's people like that, and he does an incredible job researching a recent event. Like he says, I was looking at everything that's been written about the war in Ukraine and realizing, you know, the old Churchill line that...

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2833.815 - 2848.226 Lex Fridman

And historians are the worst ones to write about current events except everybody else. And so he's like, I might as well just write about this war. And he does an exceptional job summarizing day by day the details of this war. Anyway, so I'm just grateful for a guy like that.

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2851.108 - 2874.913 Michael Malice

So for me, I'll name some historians I love. Arthur Herman, Victor Sebastian is probably my favorite. David Petruccia, P-I-E-T-R-U-S-Z-A. When you are a historian, and I tried to do this to some degree in The White Pill as much as I could. When you take data and you make it read like a novel,

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2876.352 - 2889.923 Michael Malice

So you're learning about who we are as people, what had happened, but also it's entertaining and readable. That to me is like the acme of writing. And I have so much admiration. What does acme mean? Top. Okay. Zenith.

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2890.404 - 2898.871 Lex Fridman

Zenith, okay. Is this what writers do? They just come up with these incredibly sophisticated words? I'm impressed. Well, acme- Because you could have just said the best of writing.

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2899.071 - 2917.75 Michael Malice

Acme is also the company in like Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote. So it's acme, you know, acme. like Acme bombs. When they are that good, it just leaves me in awe. Ron Chernow is another one. He wrote the Hamilton biography.

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2918.43 - 2944.602 Lex Fridman

Oh, nice. I have a lot of favorite historians about the whole Time period of World War II. William Shire. People that lived during it, especially. I really like those accounts. Obviously, Solzhenitsyn is, he's not a historian, but his accounts are fascinating. You actually, how much do you talk about Solzhenitsyn? Never. Not much, right? Why not?

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2945.703 - 2949.964 Michael Malice

I feel like I wanted to, there's something I could add to him.

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2952.005 - 2953.966 Lex Fridman

He is the Michael Malice of the previous century.

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2955.266 - 2967.459 Michael Malice

No, he's talented, charismatic, and skilled. So he's not the Michael Malice. Yeah, I did not. I feel like I didn't read Gulag Archipelago for the white pill.

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2968.239 - 2968.64 Unknown

You didn't?

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2968.78 - 2969.501 Michael Malice

I didn't, no.

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2970.021 - 2997.071 Michael Malice

i feel i got a lot of it from anne applebaum who's a very controversial figure her history books on the soviet union i think are superb but she's also accused of being very much like a neocon and being a warmonger in contemporary times oh i see and i think comparisons between putin and stalin although there is a venn diagram i i think are a bit much because i think it's very hard to claim that you know if putin conquered ukraine that there'd be a genocide

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2998.031 - 3000.233 Michael Malice

I think that's a very hard argument to make.

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3000.613 - 3009.499 Lex Fridman

In these tense times, even the comparisons of what's going on in Israel, on either side, comparisons to the Holocaust are also troubling in this way.

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3009.559 - 3025.87 Michael Malice

Yes, and I also don't like how that... You know, I got in trouble. There was some literal demon who works at the Atlantic. As opposed to a regular demon? As opposed to a figurative demon. I didn't know they employed demons. They exclusively employ demons at the Atlantic. And...

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3026.977 - 3052.003 Michael Malice

He was giving me crap just a couple years ago on Twitter because I didn't think it's appropriate to refer to George Soros as a Holocaust survivor. And I'm like, listen, if you want to put him in the same context as Anne Frank, knock yourself out. But I think that's so completely disingenuous and frankly repulsive to me morally to equivocate between figures like that.

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3053.044 - 3075.71 Michael Malice

And also to claim that anyone... who is a billionaire, who is including Elon, including Sheldon Adelson. There's no shortage of these people. If you want to use your extreme wealth used to influence politics, you have to be up for criticism. And to protect people, Bill Gates, to protecting these people from criticism just on the basis of their identity is deranged to me.

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3076.567 - 3090.195 Lex Fridman

But also the Holocaust as a historical event and the atrocities within it are just singular in history. And so comparing them- What's the utility, right?

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3090.235 - 3104.905 Michael Malice

You're just basically trying to take this brand, I'm using that term in a very specific way, and latch, like when they say climate denial, no one's denying climate exists. So you're just trying to go off of Holocaust denial. I think it's shameless. And I think it's gross.

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3105.625 - 3117.754 Lex Fridman

And it cheapens everything. Yeah. Because there's deep, important lessons about the Holocaust. Yes. To me, the lessons are about how extreme it can get. And how fast.

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3118.094 - 3138.038 Michael Malice

Yeah, and how fast. That's the one. So, you know, people ask, oh, are humans basically good? Are they basically evil? I always say they're basically animals. And I think people are... Most people are almost fundamentally deranged and that there's basically this veneer of civilization and decency.

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3138.899 - 3158.153 Michael Malice

And when shit hits the fan and we see this over and over, they do things that would have been completely unthinkable even to themselves five years ago. Most people are fundamentally deranged with a veneer of civility. There's a show called... I think I disagree with that. What's the show called? I'm having Alzheimer's because of the advanced age.

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3159.014 - 3159.975 Unknown

The skin care.

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3160.055 - 3183.206 Michael Malice

There's a show called I Think You Should Leave. It's a sketch comedy show. Okay, sorry. It's a sketch comedy show. And he captures these great... How's your hair, princess? He captures these great moments... of just the very thin veneer of normalcy and just the craziness that's so frequently lurking underneath.

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3183.307 - 3201.858 Michael Malice

Another great example of this, when this is dealing with people who are literally crazy, have you ever seen the show Hoarders? So every episode of Hoarders, there's usually two people in every episode, but every episode has the same plot line. Veneer of normalcy, veneer of normalcy, veneer of normalcy, slight expression of concern, full-blown derangement.

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3202.339 - 3204.16 Mr. Parrot

And it always follows that exact pattern.

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3205.751 - 3216.921 Lex Fridman

Yeah, I don't know. I think the deep ocean of the human mind is good. Like there's a longing to be good to others.

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3217.262 - 3224.148 Michael Malice

I have seen literally no evidence of this. And I know everything's a deep ocean with you people, but like- What do you mean you people? Pirates.

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3224.989 - 3225.109 Lex Fridman

Oh.

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3226.05 - 3226.73 Michael Malice

I don't see it.

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3228.232 - 3252.023 Lex Fridman

Is that Mr. Pirate? He's an antisemite? No, that's not nice to say in front of such a large audience. You're embarrassing me, Mr. Parrot. Lex. What's that, Mr. Parrot? He's a run-of-the-mill troll and barely an intellectual. That's not nice to say. That's not true. We talked about this. You have to see the good in people.

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