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Chapter 1: What are the hosts 'had it' with this week?
Okay, what I've had it with is when you're on your phone trying to play a game and it pops up ads all the time. And I've bought the deal that says buy this for ad-free experience. It doesn't help. My son told me that the ad free went through all your apps, but it doesn't. And so I'm like really into a game and I'm like, oh my gosh, yes, I know exactly what my next strategy is.
Chapter 2: How do ads affect gaming experiences?
And boom, there's an ad for something I would never ever buy. So I've had it with that. I've had it with all the ads popping up during games.
OK, listener, we just got back from New York and on the plane ride home, I didn't say anything to you on real time in real time because it's more fun to talk about it with our listener. I did look down at your phone and I noticed you were playing this game and it was like this room with all this junk in it. Yeah, it's a.
finder like you're trying to find an object finder it was like an object it was like a riffraff knickknack flea market on your screen and I noticed below you would have like a broom and a candlestick yeah and I sat there I paused my show and I sat there and watched you play your little game is that the game that you're talking about yes and I love it I have two I have like a
Chapter 3: What embarrassing moment happened on the plane?
crossword word search one. And then I have that one because I Googled like best games to keep your brain sharp as you age. And so that's why I'm doing it, but I've gotten to where I kind of like it, but it's just these pop-up videos. And I'm like, oh, there, there it is. I'm going to push it. There's an ad. So it makes me furious.
But here's what I thought you were going to say when we were talking about the plane. So yesterday on the plane, we're sitting there and I'm like, oh, I think I might be able to take a power nap here. Like a real quick power nap. So I doze off. The next thing I know, my mouth is hanging open like asleep. And I mean, it jerked me so hard. I was so embarrassed.
I thought you were going to make fun of me for having the mouth open.
I noticed it. Did you? Yeah.
I can't believe you didn't make fun of me.
Well, I mean, here's the thing. I mean... I, now that you're 55, I don't want to engage in such flagrant elder abuse. Right. You know, I'm going to temper myself a little bit. I mean, you're playing this old lady riffraff knickknack game. You fall asleep, you're drooling. On the flight. And I thought, you know, I could really do something here.
But in Trump's America, I'm going to be nice to my elders. Right. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. You're just a huge humanitarian. You know, when you look up on the high road, that's me up there. That's you up there. Yeah, just doing the Kendrick Lamar dance. Okay. Which actually was the lowest of the petty roads imaginable, which I could only aspire. Oh my God.
I would D I E. I love Kendrick so much. I mean, I just love Kendrick Lamar. Okay. All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with my tennis instructor, Jeff. I love Jeff. I can't live without Jeff. Jeff and I have tennis sessions every day at lunch, as you know. And there was this session probably about three weeks ago and everything is happening correctly.
I am hitting my forehand. I mean, pro level. I'm brushing the ball. The form is perfect. I'm relaxed. I have the perfect kind of tennis grunt when I'm doing it. And fucking Jeff says, God, you're really hitting the ball great today. Every ball he hit me after that was a complete shank. Hits the net, goes out. It was a total catastrophe moving forward that he complimented me.
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Chapter 4: What is the relationship like between Jennifer and her tennis instructor Jeff?
You think he's kind of like, okay, I've had enough fun with her. Now I'm just going to... He checks me.
Yeah. He makes sure that I don't feel too good about my tennis game, which is a really good marketing strategy. Because you keep going back. Because I keep going back every day. And I have this... I mean, Jeff is really probably one of the most important people in my life, I realized, besides my French Bulldogs. I was going to say the French Bulldogs. And my children, like...
Like, it's a very integral part, especially in Trump's America, being able to go in and hit balls and grunt really loudly. I think the grunt's key. Yeah. And I don't care who's in the tennis center. I grunt. It also reminds you to breathe. But anyway, I've kind of had it with Jeff, but I can't quit Jeff. I was going to say, you've had it, but you're not quitting him. I could never quit Jeff.
I'm going to hit it, but I'm never going to quit it. That's right. Because I love, love, love Jeff. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. She is a year older. I just rolled my eyes so hard.
Chapter 5: How do tennis compliments affect performance?
You couldn't see it.
Well, I mean, you know, I think that you're worthy of celebration. You are the star of our show. Yeah. And I want everybody in this community to wish Pumps a happy birthday. It was on Monday. Okay. She is 55, just older than me, but because she has crossed this threshold and she explained it to me accordingly. When you're 54 and lower, you can round down. Right.
But when you're 55 and higher, you got to round up. Right. And we all know for all of those I've had at Stan listeners, you know that we are now five years away from her cutting banks. Right. So close to bangs. Remember when she's 60. I'm rounding up to bangs. And so I'm going to lighten up on the elder abuse a little bit. Because you feel sorry for me. That almost makes it worse.
That makes it worse.
Yeah.
So do you want me to proceed? Yes. Just be normal. Okay. Because if you're not normal, that'll irritate me. Kylie. Hello? Kylie, a couple things. Number one. pertaining to our intro show. Do you know about these Finder games and what do you think the average age is of people that play the Finder games with the flea market on the screen?
My guess is there's a big market for like iPad kids ages up to like six. And then I think it skips until like 50 and up.
Okay. 50 and up.
Okay. And then I think you can attest to my mood swings relating to my tennis lesson.
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Chapter 6: What funny stories emerge from listener reviews?
I'm like, is it love or is it sex? I think it's sex. Okay. So he just went straight for sex.
I think that probably these whales in Zanzibar, these females, they must have been really hot. I mean, this must have been some pristine whale vagine over there, you know? And so he was like, I'm going back over there.
I'm going to go get me some of that gold plated Zanzibar vagine.
That's right. I like it. Go for him. Work for it. Okay. The next story is an MRI scan of dog's brain reveals dogs view their owners as family, which I've long believed. Again, the research is catching up with us because we're the ones who started calling our dogs our biological children. Now the scientists are catching up. Yeah. All right.
Emory University's MRI study on dogs found a strong emotional bond as they prioritize the scent of humans over other smells. This became notably clear when the... Caudate nucleus, the dog's brain reward center, showed more activation in response to the scent of familiar humans than to other stimuli.
These results imply that dogs perceive their human owners as family as indicated by the parallel brain activation patterns in dogs and humans, particularly in response to emotional stimuli as highlighted in articles by Big Think and the Smithsonian Magazine.
Well, I mean, as we all know, our dogs are the absolute love of our lives. And I just guarantee you that my brain does everything his brain does. Because I'm so excited to see him because I think he's family.
Dogs really are. I mean, they are our family and cats and like our pets are our family. They are. Yes. Yeah.
You love your pet.
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Chapter 7: How do pets view their owners according to recent studies?
I've had it with pictures of food.
I've had it. I just, it's when I look at photography, looking at pictures of food, it's just not that interesting to me. No, it's just one of the downsides of a cell phone. Everybody thinks everybody cares about what they're eating. And I've been to dinner with these people. It's like, wait, wait, wait, I need to take a picture of the food. And I'm like, you're taking a picture of the food?
Like, what? And then when I see pictures of food on Instagram, I don't engage with that content because I don't want that content.
I'm always wondering, like, so many people I see taking pictures and videos of stuff that I'm just – I walk by and I think – who does this person think is going to watch this or look at this? Like this is the most boring, mundane, non-photo op that I've ever seen in my life. Like who are they going to thrust this upon and bore to tears with this caption of history?
I mean, I just think it's stupid, stupid, stupid. Do you think it's dumber, the coffee photos with the like foam art or the food?
Oh, man, that's a tough one. Yeah. I mean, that's just a real, that's dicey. You know, originally when the first coffee art started, that was interesting because it was like, oh, wow, they made art with the foam. After about a week, I was tired of it. Right. I'd seen enough. I didn't need to see anymore. I didn't want to know anymore about it.
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Chapter 8: What quirky Valentine's Day event did a Texas zoo hold?
And everybody knows that I feel like toddlers have ruined coffee shops altogether. And so I don't want to see coffee art. I don't want to see toddlers in coffee shops. And I love coffee. The photographing of food, unless you own a restaurant and you need to photograph your food.
For advertisement.
Right. I have never, I don't think I've ever been out with people where they have said, let me show you a picture of the lunch I had yesterday.
I'm serious. Nobody would do that. Why would anybody do that?
What if I was like, Pops, you're like, how are you? Oh, great. Let me show you an image of what I ate for dinner last night.
Yeah, I mean, I just, I can't imagine anybody would care. No, I'm with you. If you're a food chef or like a recipe person trying to, you know, market your recipes, I get that. But just Joe Blow went to, you know, mundane restaurant and took a picture, there's no need for it. It's ridiculous.
All right. Lucy says, yard sales are leaving furniture out in your yard with a free stuff sign. No one wants your old couch covered in STDs. It's giving MAGA. Neighbors hate you and you're trashy.
Love Lucy. I think she's spot on with that. Free to get home. And they just put it out there. No, thank you. You can't just clutter up the yard.
You can't just, I mean. I just I have such an aversion to flea markets right now because I perceive what the current convicted felon that some idiots in this country decided to be a good idea for him to be in charge of everybody. He has like this online flea market. Yeah. And I just any sort of riffraff, knickknack, used furniture, I just am out on all of it. Okay, next up is Crazy Wheels.
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