From The Archive: Bears In The Woods (S4E7)
Wed, 18 Jun 2025
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From The Archive: Chimes and Punishment (S4E10)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025
Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back t...
From The Archive: HOW TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE (S2E1)
Wed, 04 Jun 2025
Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out th...
FROM THE ARCHIVE: You Get To Exhale Now, Totino (S3E21)
Wed, 28 May 2025
Today we're taking it back to a particularly vulnerable conversation on sex. P.S.: We're taking...
FROM THE ARCHIVE: Boys State (S2E25)
Wed, 21 May 2025
Let's travel back to two summers ago when Andrew shared his military camp story with the world for t...
FROM THE ARCHIVE: Meet You At The Mall (S1E1)
Wed, 14 May 2025
Today we're taking it all the way back to our very first episode, back when we were two delusional t...
When Podcasting Works Out
Wed, 07 May 2025
Today we're celebrating our three year anniversary with a retrospect on all of the historic moments ...
I Hate Birthday Parties
Wed, 30 Apr 2025
HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR FEARLESS LEADER: Andrew Thee Muscarella. Today we're talking all things b...
Gays in Spring
Wed, 23 Apr 2025
This week we talk about the worst season of all time: spring. Join the Patreon community for a brand...
An Episode About Sleep
Wed, 16 Apr 2025
WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!Grab your PJs. Close your eyes. No seriously—close them...
Our Favorite Subject
Wed, 09 Apr 2025
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The Hunger Games Made Me Not Suicidal
Wed, 02 Apr 2025
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Can A Zoo Be Ethical? And Other Moral Debates You Expect From This Podcast
Wed, 26 Mar 2025
This week we take a very serious look at zoos as Andrew presses Joe on the ethical boundaries of zoo...
The Midwest Is the Europe of America
Wed, 19 Mar 2025
This week we bring you along for the ride of a lifetime as we talk through our most recent set of li...
You (Might) Have A Phone Addiction
Wed, 12 Mar 2025
This week we talk about our very complicated relationship to the internet, dating back to the dawn o...
Well, Well, Wellness
Wed, 05 Mar 2025
Today we tackle wellness culture: from experiments in goop to cauliflower crust ending with some pos...
Jon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island
Wed, 26 Feb 2025
Today we're joined by Gay Long Island Podcast Royalty: Jon Lovett. From a career in political speech...
The Body Keeps The Score, And, Girl, We’re Getting Our Ass Beat
Wed, 19 Feb 2025
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If You’re In Your Darkest Hour: Click On This
Wed, 12 Feb 2025
This week, we are back on the timeless subject of Valentine’s Day. Joe and Andrew discuss ange...
The Sick & Twisted Story of A Twink & A Redhead
Wed, 05 Feb 2025
This week we're joined by our IRL besties, Grant Gibbs and Ashley Gill AKA A Twink and a Redhead! We...
What Cruise Ships Do To The Brain
Wed, 29 Jan 2025
Today we're talking CRUISING!!!!! Specifically the family vacation we took together in 2022 that was...
The Life & Death of Shirley Temple
Wed, 22 Jan 2025
This week, get a look behind the Patreon Paywall with a very special episode, where Andrew tell...
Why Ben Platt Performs
Wed, 15 Jan 2025
Ben Platt joins the boys for an honest conversation about anxiety, aspirations, and The Search for E...
Why Is Spending The Night So Scary?
Wed, 08 Jan 2025
Today the boys discuss the timeless hell that is a sleepover. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew ...
Getting Naked With Your Best Friend
Wed, 01 Jan 2025
Happy Nude Year! After a life-changing three day visit to a Korean Spa in Los Angeles, the boys disc...
DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR
Tue, 24 Dec 2024
Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and ...
Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City
Wed, 18 Dec 2024
Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up o...
Why Does Santa Punish Us?
Wed, 11 Dec 2024
Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and San...
Are Christmas Carolers Okay?
Wed, 04 Dec 2024
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The Perks of Touching Grass
Wed, 27 Nov 2024
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Thanksgiving When You're Gay and Italian and In Your 20s
Wed, 20 Nov 2024
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Do Gays Need Gay Friends?
Wed, 13 Nov 2024
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Our Friendship Was Over
Tue, 05 Nov 2024
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The Partying Will Catch Up To You
Wed, 30 Oct 2024
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Halloween Horror Stories
Wed, 23 Oct 2024
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Are All Priests Gay? & Sick Days
Wed, 16 Oct 2024
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Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.)
Wed, 09 Oct 2024
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The Halloweentown Reunion
Wed, 02 Oct 2024
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The War on Apple Picking
Wed, 25 Sep 2024
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Yasmine Sahid Fan Club
Wed, 18 Sep 2024
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Talking About The SATs Again...
Wed, 11 Sep 2024
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Operation Green Acres
Wed, 04 Sep 2024
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Kelon Campbell Radically Accepts Terri Joe
Wed, 28 Aug 2024
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When Jenny Comes Calling
Tue, 20 Aug 2024
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Ranking Fruit
Wed, 14 Aug 2024
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The Bottom of Brooklyn
Wed, 07 Aug 2024
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Ribs by Lorde
Wed, 31 Jul 2024
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Food Noise
Wed, 24 Jul 2024
This week is all about our favorite subject: food. We talk foods we love, foods we hate, our last me...
The Riverhead Holiday Inn
Wed, 17 Jul 2024
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Boman Martinez-Reid is Made For TV
Wed, 10 Jul 2024
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Chimes and Punishment
Wed, 03 Jul 2024
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Kim Chi Can Do It All
Wed, 26 Jun 2024
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Sympathy is a knife
Wed, 19 Jun 2024
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Bears In The Woods
Wed, 12 Jun 2024
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A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay
Wed, 05 Jun 2024
This week we take some hard-hitting phone calls from listeners about their LGBTQIA+ experiences. Fro...
The 100th Episode
Wed, 29 May 2024
The boys celebrate 100 episodes of Good Children by looking back at some standout moments from the p...
Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr
Wed, 22 May 2024
This week we're joined by internet darling and comedic genius, Jake Shane! It's a wild ride full of ...
It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again
Wed, 15 May 2024
This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and An...
Blacking Out At House Of Yes
Wed, 08 May 2024
Get in the sprinter van and get your neon facepaint, we're celebrating birthdays this week. After a ...
Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel
Wed, 01 May 2024
Celebrate our 2-year-anniversary with World Famous Drag Queen: Trixie Mattel! Hang onto your wigs as...
Double F's At Football Camp
Wed, 24 Apr 2024
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April: Through The Years
Wed, 17 Apr 2024
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Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics
Wed, 10 Apr 2024
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Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?
Wed, 03 Apr 2024
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Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia
Wed, 27 Mar 2024
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How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs
Wed, 20 Mar 2024
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Bagpipes
Wed, 13 Mar 2024
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Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)
Wed, 06 Mar 2024
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The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang
Wed, 28 Feb 2024
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The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked
Wed, 21 Feb 2024
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Your Singing Voice Develops At 30
Wed, 14 Feb 2024
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100 First Dates
Wed, 07 Feb 2024
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I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow
Wed, 31 Jan 2024
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The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes
Wed, 24 Jan 2024
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You Get To Exhale Now, Totino
Wed, 10 Jan 2024
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A Rise From Grace
Wed, 03 Jan 2024
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Well, It's Over (2023)
Wed, 27 Dec 2023
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How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?
Wed, 20 Dec 2023
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A Little Bit of TLC
Thu, 14 Dec 2023
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The Year Without a Santa Claws
Thu, 14 Dec 2023
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Homo Loan
Thu, 14 Dec 2023
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Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog
Wed, 22 Nov 2023
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Potential Friendship Breakup Song
Wed, 15 Nov 2023
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Cocktail Hour
Wed, 08 Nov 2023
The boys talk catered events and, more importantly, the food at those events. In their investigative...
The Get A Boyfriend Challenge
Wed, 01 Nov 2023
The boys discuss the perils of modern dating, the terrors of dating in high school, the insanity of ...
Being Pathetic For Attention
Wed, 25 Oct 2023
Time for even more Halloween antics with a heavy dose of Four Loko. Reflect on the wonders of the Je...
Andrew's Got A Date With A Vampire
Wed, 18 Oct 2023
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A Leaf Of Faith [video]
Wed, 11 Oct 2023
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay...
Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive) [video]
Wed, 04 Oct 2023
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Riding in Cars with Twinks
Wed, 27 Sep 2023
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Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]
Wed, 27 Sep 2023
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F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II) [video]
Wed, 20 Sep 2023
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FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]
Wed, 13 Sep 2023
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Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter [video]
Wed, 06 Sep 2023
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Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter
Wed, 06 Sep 2023
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Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]
Wed, 30 Aug 2023
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I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay [video]
Wed, 23 Aug 2023
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Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge [VIDEO]
Wed, 16 Aug 2023
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The Bachelor Party
Wed, 09 Aug 2023
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Wed, 09 Aug 2023
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Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi [VIDEO]
Wed, 02 Aug 2023
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Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party? [VIDEO]
Wed, 26 Jul 2023
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Food Court [VIDEO]
Wed, 19 Jul 2023
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Boys State [VIDEO]
Wed, 12 Jul 2023
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Rainy Days And Nights In L.I.
Wed, 05 Jul 2023
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Wed, 05 Jul 2023
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Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee [VIDEO]
Wed, 28 Jun 2023
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Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Wed, 28 Jun 2023
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Queer Pressure [VIDEO]
Wed, 21 Jun 2023
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Queer Pressure
Wed, 21 Jun 2023
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Escape From Shelter Island [VIDEO]
Wed, 14 Jun 2023
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Escape From Shelter Island
Wed, 14 Jun 2023
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Transformation Tuesday [VIDEO]
Wed, 07 Jun 2023
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Transformation Tuesday
Wed, 07 Jun 2023
Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to chang...
Hi Hater
Wed, 31 May 2023
Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the...
Hi Hater [VIDEO]
Wed, 31 May 2023
Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the...
Last Day of School [VIDEO]
Wed, 24 May 2023
MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as...
Last Day of School
Wed, 24 May 2023
MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as...
The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive
Wed, 17 May 2023
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Wed, 17 May 2023
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Jillian Michaels For Prison
Wed, 10 May 2023
Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that ta...
Jillian Michaels For Prison [VIDEO]
Wed, 10 May 2023
Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that ta...
Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) [VIDEO]
Wed, 03 May 2023
Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion...
Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox)
Wed, 03 May 2023
Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion...
The Farmville Moms Reunion Special
Wed, 12 Apr 2023
Get ready for an emotional reunion special of FarmVille Moms featuring the beloved Debra Rollatini a...
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]
Wed, 05 Apr 2023
Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting ...
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ
Wed, 05 Apr 2023
Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting ...
Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas
Wed, 29 Mar 2023
You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thom...
Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas
Wed, 29 Mar 2023
You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thom...
Video: The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz
Fri, 24 Mar 2023
Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience...
The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz
Wed, 22 Mar 2023
Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience...
Video: The Dangers of Marijuana
Wed, 15 Mar 2023
We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort ...
The Dangers of Marijuana
Wed, 15 Mar 2023
We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort ...
The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Wed, 08 Mar 2023
Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ...
Video: The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Wed, 08 Mar 2023
Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ...
Video: The Long Island Hunger Games
Wed, 01 Mar 2023
Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coach...
The Long Island Hunger Games
Wed, 01 Mar 2023
Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coach...
video: the next george santos
Wed, 22 Feb 2023
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's ep...
the next george santos
Wed, 22 Feb 2023
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's ep...
an (uncut) improvised date
Tue, 14 Feb 2023
What do you think would happen if we never met? Joe and Andrew explore the very dark and troubling p...
cupid’s chokehold
Wed, 08 Feb 2023
Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: candy, stuffed animals, and a general ...
No Homo
Wed, 01 Feb 2023
It's 2009: FarmVille, Flash Mobs, Hannah Montana and homophobia were all the rage. We're beginning t...
How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
Wed, 25 Jan 2023
Let's take it to 2008 for a second and dissect the very alarming reality of growing up (whether you ...
Sixth Grade Fight Club
Wed, 18 Jan 2023
It's 2007: Harry Potter is ending, the iPhone is born, and Joe and Andrew take their very first step...
We Need Assemblies For Adults
Wed, 11 Jan 2023
The boys are back with a special 80-minute season 2 premiere! Let's learn to put ourselves out there...
A Very Good Christmas Special
Tue, 20 Dec 2022
Surprise! The boys are back for the holidays with a reflective, weirdly sad, totally kooky Christmas...
What Dreams Are Made Of (LIVE SHOW)
Tue, 06 Dec 2022
The time has come to share the most important night of our lives with you: Good Children: LIVE! Join...
Everyone Had A Trampoline But Me
Wed, 30 Nov 2022
In their *actual* penultimate episode of Season 1, the Good Children reflect on the trends that made...
Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
Wed, 16 Nov 2022
The boys talk reinvention (Royal Era), letting go, New York City, and being teenage drama queens on ...
Health Class
Wed, 09 Nov 2022
The boys get down and dirty on this educational episode of Good Children. Stories range from near-de...
When Will We Stop Hating Ourselves?
Wed, 02 Nov 2022
BUCKLE UP FOR A HEAVY EPISODE. The boys talk self-loathing, guilt, shame, being the Anti-Hero, Taylo...
Twitches Take Halloweentown
Wed, 26 Oct 2022
You’re invited to a JOE HEGYES HALLOWEEN PARTY. Bring out the marshmallow mummies, fire up the smo...
Being Gay On YouTube
Wed, 19 Oct 2022
On this very viral episode of Good Children, the boys travel back to the dawn of time and a land bef...
It All Goes Downhill After 4th Grade
Wed, 12 Oct 2022
Get your permission slipped signed, it’s time to go on a field trip with Good Children! In this hy...
BAD INFLUENCES: virginity & boston (First 10 Minutes)
Fri, 07 Oct 2022
Surprise: we're officially on Patreon! We're excited to share a side of us you don't normally get on...
Grindr In Your Hometown
Wed, 05 Oct 2022
In today’s VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, join Andrew and Joe in Joe’s childhood home as he dog sits on L...
Coming Out
Wed, 28 Sep 2022
In this reflective episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe journey through the moments in their lif...
English Teachers Are Allies
Thu, 22 Sep 2022
WE'RE DOING OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 22ND AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN. CHECK INSTA FOR MORE...
Disney Adults Anonymous
Wed, 14 Sep 2022
Pumpkins, fawlling leaves, the prowess only a flannel can bring, republican energy. It’s officiall...
F.A.Q.QOTS
Wed, 07 Sep 2022
Ask box is officially open! Join Andrew and Joe as they get HONEST when answering YOUR questions. Po...
Slenderman Is A Twink
Wed, 31 Aug 2022
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella were so pretty and so smart and got good grades and dated all the p...
My Super Sweet 16
Wed, 24 Aug 2022
You walk into a Long Island catering hall, there’s fried calamari, wyd? Celebrate our Sweet 16 wit...
Remember When Frozen Yogurt Came Up?
Wed, 17 Aug 2022
Susan Boyle, Balloon Boy, Joe’s wart doctor… the stars align on this very nostalgic episode of G...
Sports (But In A Gay Way)
Wed, 10 Aug 2022
OK sooooo this episode is about sports but not in a way that you will be bored/triggered/scared of. ...
Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties
Wed, 03 Aug 2022
It’s another year around the sun for Joe! Celebrate the old fashioned way with nearly losing your ...
Repressed Theater Gays
Wed, 27 Jul 2022
Life’s a stage and Joe and Andrew will do anything it takes to get into the spotlight. The Good Ch...
Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure
Wed, 20 Jul 2022
Wake up at 3am and get on your way to a traumatic flight to nowhere with Joe and Andrew. This week, ...
Growing Pains
Wed, 13 Jul 2022
Take a trip to the doctors office with Andrew and Joe. In this week's GOOD CHILDREN, the duo talks a...
Abroad Changed Me
Wed, 06 Jul 2022
In this very special travel episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe take you abroad to the streets ...
Can You Push Me In The Pool?
Wed, 29 Jun 2022
In quite possibly the darkest episode to date, Joe and Andrew discuss the chilling experiences that ...
Gay Serial Killers
Wed, 22 Jun 2022
The truth comes out in the latest installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Andrew and Joe discuss the absolutel...
Best of Both Worlds
Wed, 15 Jun 2022
TV! Movies! Bulges! Joe and Andrew dive into the pop culture that shaped them on this episode of GOO...
Ogre 4 Ogre
Wed, 08 Jun 2022
First dates, middle school crushes, and a DTF donkey.. Joe and Andrew talk all things relationships,...
Locked In The Closet
Wed, 01 Jun 2022
Things get tense in this week's installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Joe and Andrew explore several longsta...
Leave It All To Me
Wed, 18 May 2022
After drinking 500mg of caffeine each, Joe and Andrew talk triple threats, late 2000s pop cultural ...
The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza
Wed, 11 May 2022
Underage drinking! Half-off apps! Sweet Sixteens! BBM screenshots! Joe and Andrew take you out from ...
Meet You At The Mall
Wed, 04 May 2022
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew muscarella unpack the "trauma" of the late au...