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Good Children

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Last Checked: 2025-07-29 15:24:07

Sitting, Scooping, and Sucking: Bathroom Politics

23 Jul 2025

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Good Children: The Podcast continues its brave, Pulitzer-adjacent coverage of the issues that matter...

Bagels: A Definitive Ranking

16 Jul 2025

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Good Children: The Podcast prides itself on award-winning journalism that isn't afraid to ask the ha...

Early Signs of Daddy Puberty

Wed, 09 Jul

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This week, we’re talking Daddy Puberty: the slow, confusing transformation from boy to twink to…...

Escaping The Fire Island Hookup Forest

Wed, 02 Jul

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This week, we embed ourselves deep inside the myth, the legend, the cautionary tale that is Fire Isl...

From The Archive: Who Drank At My 17th Birthday Party?

Wed, 25 Jun

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ONE WEEK UNTIL WE'RE BACK WITH NEW EPISODES! Thanks for your patience

From The Archive: Bear in the Woods (S4E7)

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 00:22:00 -0000

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Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episode...

From The Archive: Bears In The Woods (S4E7)

Wed, 18 Jun

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Thank you for your patience as we plan our next season, we'll be back shortly with brand new episode...

From The Archive: Chimes and Punishment (S4E10)

Wed, 11 Jun

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Did you know acapella groups participate in violent hazing rituals? This week we're taking it back t...

From The Archive: HOW TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE (S2E1)

Wed, 04 Jun

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Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out th...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: You Get To Exhale Now, Totino (S3E21)

Wed, 28 May

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Today we're taking it back to a particularly vulnerable conversation on sex. P.S.: We're taking a s...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Boys State (S2E25)

Wed, 21 May

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Let's travel back to two summers ago when Andrew shared his military camp story with the world for t...

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Meet You At The Mall (S1E1)

Wed, 14 May

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Today we're taking it all the way back to our very first episode, back when we were two delusional t...

When Podcasting Works Out

Wed, 07 May

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Today we're celebrating our three year anniversary with a retrospect on all of the historic moments ...

I Hate Birthday Parties

Wed, 30 Apr

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HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR FEARLESS LEADER: Andrew Thee Muscarella. Today we're talking all things b...

Gays in Spring

Wed, 23 Apr

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This week we talk about the worst season of all time: spring. Join the Patreon community for a bran...

An Episode About Sleep

Wed, 16 Apr

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WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!Grab your PJs. Close your eyes. No seriously—close them. Th...

Our Favorite Subject

Wed, 09 Apr

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WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!This episode is all about something we hold very dear to our ...

The Hunger Games Made Me Not Suicidal

Wed, 02 Apr

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WE'RE WEBBY NOMINATED VOTE HERE PLEASE!This week, for the third time, we are bringing you back to th...

Can A Zoo Be Ethical? And Other Moral Debates You Expect From This Podcast

Wed, 26 Mar

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This week we take a very serious look at zoos as Andrew presses Joe on the ethical boundaries of zoo...

The Midwest Is the Europe of America

Wed, 19 Mar

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This week we bring you along for the ride of a lifetime as we talk through our most recent set of li...

You (Might) Have A Phone Addiction

Wed, 12 Mar

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This week we talk about our very complicated relationship to the internet, dating back to the dawn o...

Well, Well, Wellness

Wed, 05 Mar

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Today we tackle wellness culture: from experiments in goop to cauliflower crust ending with some pos...

Jon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island

Wed, 26 Feb

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Today we're joined by Gay Long Island Podcast Royalty: Jon Lovett. From a career in political speech...

The Body Keeps The Score, And, Girl, We’re Getting Our Ass Beat

Wed, 19 Feb

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LAST CHANCE Tickets for Indianapolis, Chicago, and Madison HERE!! TW: Diet Culture, Body Image, an...

If You’re In Your Darkest Hour: Click On This

Wed, 12 Feb

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This week, we are back on the timeless subject of Valentine’s Day. Joe and Andrew discuss angel fo...

The Sick & Twisted Story of A Twink & A Redhead

Wed, 05 Feb

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This week we're joined by our IRL besties, Grant Gibbs and Ashley Gill AKA A Twink and a Redhead! We...

What Cruise Ships Do To The Brain

Wed, 29 Jan

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Today we're talking CRUISING!!!!! Specifically the family vacation we took together in 2022 that was...

The Life & Death of Shirley Temple

Wed, 22 Jan

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This week, get a look behind the Patreon Paywall with a very special episode, where Andrew tells Jo...

Why Ben Platt Performs

Wed, 15 Jan

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Ben Platt joins the boys for an honest conversation about anxiety, aspirations, and The Search for E...

Why Is Spending The Night So Scary?

Wed, 08 Jan

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Today the boys discuss the timeless hell that is a sleepover.   HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Musca...

Getting Naked With Your Best Friend

Wed, 01 Jan

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Happy Nude Year! After a life-changing three day visit to a Korean Spa in Los Angeles, the boys disc...

DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 19:07:00 -0000

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Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and ...

Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City

Wed, 18 Dec

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Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up o...

Why Does Santa Punish Us?

Wed, 11 Dec

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Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and San...

Are Christmas Carolers Okay?

Wed, 04 Dec

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! Join us on Patreon for a bo...

The Perks of Touching Grass

Wed, 27 Nov

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! Join us on Patreon for a bo...

Thanksgiving When You're Gay and Italian and In Your 20s

Wed, 20 Nov

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets HERE! Today Joe explains why fish...

Do Gays Need Gay Friends?

Wed, 13 Nov

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets HERE! For a bonus episode every F...

Our Friendship Was Over

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 21:32:00 -0000

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An early release for some much needed distraction right about now

The Partying Will Catch Up To You

Wed, 30 Oct

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! For a bonus episode every Fr...

Halloween Horror Stories

Wed, 23 Oct

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here! For a bonus episode every Fr...

Are All Priests Gay? & Sick Days

Wed, 16 Oct

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!!  Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tickets here: https://linktr.ee/goodchild...

Charli and Troye (also, we're going on tour. check the bio. for real.)

Wed, 09 Oct

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR!! PRESALE CODE ON PATREON!Chicago, Indianapolis, & Madison, you're up firstGet y...

The Halloweentown Reunion

Wed, 02 Oct

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

The War on Apple Picking

Wed, 25 Sep

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

Yasmine Sahid Fan Club

Wed, 18 Sep

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

Talking About The SATs Again...

Wed, 11 Sep

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

Operation Green Acres

Wed, 04 Sep

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

Kelon Campbell Radically Accepts Terri Joe

Wed, 28 Aug

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

When Jenny Comes Calling

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000

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For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a mon...

Ranking Fruit

Wed, 14 Aug

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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon! Today we just rank some fruit ...

The Bottom of Brooklyn

Wed, 07 Aug

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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon! Another episode about bottomin...

Ribs by Lorde

Wed, 31 Jul

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Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon. After discovering a new archiv...

Food Noise

Wed, 24 Jul

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This week is all about our favorite subject: food. We talk foods we love, foods we hate, our last me...

The Riverhead Holiday Inn

Wed, 17 Jul

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Get access to BONUS episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week let's talk about weed induced psych...

Boman Martinez-Reid is Made For TV

Wed, 10 Jul

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! This week we're joined by TV and social media star, Boman Mar...

Chimes and Punishment

Wed, 03 Jul

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Take off your shoes and grab the rumplemintz, this week we go...

Kim Chi Can Do It All

Wed, 26 Jun

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! Use code GOODCHILDREN at RocketRX.com for 20% off your first ...

Sympathy is a knife

Wed, 19 Jun

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BONUS episodes every week on Patreon! It's Charli baby! Inspired by Charli xcx's Brat, this week we...

Bears In The Woods

Wed, 12 Jun

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*LIFE CHANGING EPISODE ALERT* Pack your bags, we're going on a road trip! Join us in the Catskills f...

A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay

Wed, 05 Jun

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This week we take some hard-hitting phone calls from listeners about their LGBTQIA+ experiences. Fro...

The 100th Episode

Wed, 29 May

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The boys celebrate 100 episodes of Good Children by looking back at some standout moments from the p...

Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr

Wed, 22 May

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This week we're joined by internet darling and comedic genius, Jake Shane! It's a wild ride full of ...

It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again

Wed, 15 May

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This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and An...

Blacking Out At House Of Yes

Wed, 08 May

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Get in the sprinter van and get your neon facepaint, we're celebrating birthdays this week. After a ...

Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel

Wed, 01 May

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Celebrate our 2-year-anniversary with World Famous Drag Queen: Trixie Mattel! Hang onto your wigs as...

Double F's At Football Camp

Wed, 24 Apr

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! The boys discuss the su...

April: Through The Years

Wed, 17 Apr

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Let's take it back to A...

Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics

Wed, 10 Apr

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week join us on a ...

Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?

Wed, 03 Apr

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week, the boys put...

Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia

Wed, 27 Mar

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Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Prepare to have your bo...

How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs

Wed, 20 Mar

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This week we let the listeners behind the microphones for a riveting Q&A running the mental and emot...

Bagpipes

Wed, 13 Mar

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Subscribe to our Patreon for a new episode every single Friday! (This week we're taking you on an ex...

Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)

Wed, 06 Mar

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Join us on Patreon for a new episode every week! Embrace the most embarrassing moments of your enti...

The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang

Wed, 28 Feb

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys bring it back to the b...

The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked

Wed, 21 Feb

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50...

Your Singing Voice Develops At 30

Wed, 14 Feb

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys take a trip down memor...

100 First Dates

Wed, 07 Feb

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Join us on Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday! Gear up for Valentine's Day with the on...

I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow

Wed, 31 Jan

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Break out your burn books because this we...

The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes

Wed, 24 Jan

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Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! MYSTERIES! SECRETS! PHOTOSHOP! Sit down with Royal Hegyes f...

You Get To Exhale Now, Totino

Wed, 10 Jan

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⁠BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Today's episode is NOT FOR OUR MOMS!!! Let's talk the myt...

A Rise From Grace

Wed, 03 Jan

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⁠BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Who would win The Hunger Games? Who would win a figure ...

Well, It's Over (2023)

Wed, 27 Dec

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BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Well it's over. Let's discuss our favorite parts of the past ...

How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?

Wed, 20 Dec

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community ch...

A Little Bit of TLC

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 19:20:38 -0000

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community ch...

The Year Without a Santa Claws

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 19:20:30 -0000

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community ch...

Homo Loan

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 19:20:17 -0000

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community ch...

Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog

Wed, 22 Nov

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Join us on Patreon for a bonus video/audio episode every Friday! It's that time of year! Join Lorela...

Potential Friendship Breakup Song

Wed, 15 Nov

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Join us on Patreon for an extra video/audio episode every Friday! This week, the boys discuss the c...

Cocktail Hour

Wed, 08 Nov

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The boys talk catered events and, more importantly, the food at those events. In their investigative...

The Get A Boyfriend Challenge

Wed, 01 Nov

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The boys discuss the perils of modern dating, the terrors of dating in high school, the insanity of ...

Being Pathetic For Attention

Wed, 25 Oct

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Time for even more Halloween antics with a heavy dose of Four Loko. Reflect on the wonders of the Je...

Andrew's Got A Date With A Vampire

Wed, 18 Oct

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Let's celebrate Halloween with a spooky episode where we reflect on some of our favorite Halloween m...

A Leaf Of Faith [video]

Wed, 11 Oct

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Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay...

Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive) [video]

Wed, 04 Oct

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Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay...

Riding in Cars with Twinks

Wed, 27 Sep

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⁠⁠⁠Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your fav...

Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]

Wed, 27 Sep

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⁠⁠Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favori...

F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II) [video]

Wed, 20 Sep

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⁠⁠Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episode...

FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]

Wed, 13 Sep

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⁠Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes ever...

Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter [video]

Wed, 06 Sep

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⁠Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Frid...

Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter

Wed, 06 Sep

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! F...

Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]

Wed, 30 Aug

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⁠Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday!...

I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay [video]

Wed, 23 Aug

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find ou...

Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge [VIDEO]

Wed, 16 Aug

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out abou...

The Bachelor Party

Wed, 09 Aug

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about m...

The Bachelor Party [VIDEO]

Wed, 09 Aug

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about m...

Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi [VIDEO]

Wed, 02 Aug

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, ...

Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party? [VIDEO]

Wed, 26 Jul

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, t...

Food Court [VIDEO]

Wed, 19 Jul

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and...

Boys State [VIDEO]

Wed, 12 Jul

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and mo...

Rainy Days And Nights In L.I.

Wed, 05 Jul

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠...

Rainy Days And Nights In L.I. [VIDEO]

Wed, 05 Jul

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠...

Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee [VIDEO]

Wed, 28 Jun

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Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s ep...

Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Wed, 28 Jun

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Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s ep...

Queer Pressure [VIDEO]

Wed, 21 Jun

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! Are you tired of feeling l...

Queer Pressure

Wed, 21 Jun

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! Are you tired of feeling l...

Escape From Shelter Island [VIDEO]

Wed, 14 Jun

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! It's time to tell the story...

Escape From Shelter Island

Wed, 14 Jun

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! It's time to tell the story of ho...

Transformation Tuesday [VIDEO]

Wed, 07 Jun

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Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to chang...

Transformation Tuesday

Wed, 07 Jun

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Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to chang...

Hi Hater

Wed, 31 May

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Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the...

Hi Hater [VIDEO]

Wed, 31 May

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Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the...

Last Day of School [VIDEO]

Wed, 24 May

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MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as...

Last Day of School

Wed, 24 May

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MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as...

The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive

Wed, 17 May

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*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for J...

The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive [VIDEO]

Wed, 17 May

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*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for J...

Jillian Michaels For Prison

Wed, 10 May

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Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught...

Jillian Michaels For Prison [VIDEO]

Wed, 10 May

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Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught...

Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) [VIDEO]

Wed, 03 May

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Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion...

Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox)

Wed, 03 May

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Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion...

The Farmville Moms Reunion Special

Wed, 12 Apr

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Get ready for an emotional reunion special of FarmVille Moms featuring the beloved Debra Rollatini a...

The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]

Wed, 05 Apr

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Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting ...

The Body Dysmorphia of Christ

Wed, 05 Apr

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Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting ...

Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas

Wed, 29 Mar

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You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thom...

Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas

Wed, 29 Mar

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You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thom...

Video: The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz

Fri, 24 Mar

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Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience wit...

The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz

Wed, 22 Mar

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Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience wit...

Video: The Dangers of Marijuana

Wed, 15 Mar

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We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort ...

The Dangers of Marijuana

Wed, 15 Mar

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We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort ...

The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies

Wed, 08 Mar

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Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ...

Video: The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies

Wed, 08 Mar

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Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ...

Video: The Long Island Hunger Games

Wed, 01 Mar

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Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coach...

The Long Island Hunger Games

Wed, 01 Mar

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Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coach...

video: the next george santos

Wed, 22 Feb

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Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's ep...

the next george santos

Wed, 22 Feb

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Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's ep...

an (uncut) improvised date

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0000

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What do you think would happen if we never met? Joe and Andrew explore the very dark and troubling p...

cupid’s chokehold

Wed, 08 Feb

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Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: candy, stuffed animals, and a general ...

No Homo

Wed, 01 Feb

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It's 2009: FarmVille, Flash Mobs, Hannah Montana and homophobia were all the rage. We're beginning t...

How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

Wed, 25 Jan

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Let's take it to 2008 for a second and dissect the very alarming reality of growing up (whether you ...

Sixth Grade Fight Club

Wed, 18 Jan

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It's 2007: Harry Potter is ending, the iPhone is born, and Joe and Andrew take their very first step...

We Need Assemblies For Adults

Wed, 11 Jan

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The boys are back with a special 80-minute season 2 premiere! Let's learn to put ourselves out there...

A Very Good Christmas Special

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 12:00:00 -0000

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Surprise! The boys are back for the holidays with a reflective, weirdly sad, totally kooky Christmas...

What Dreams Are Made Of (LIVE SHOW)

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 16:58:00 -0000

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The time has come to share the most important night of our lives with you: Good Children: LIVE! Join...

Everyone Had A Trampoline But Me

Wed, 30 Nov

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In their *actual* penultimate episode of Season 1, the Good Children reflect on the trends that made...

Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

Wed, 16 Nov

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The boys talk reinvention (Royal Era), letting go, New York City, and being teenage drama queens on ...

Health Class

Wed, 09 Nov

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The boys get down and dirty on this educational episode of Good Children. Stories range from near-de...

When Will We Stop Hating Ourselves?

Wed, 02 Nov

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BUCKLE UP FOR A HEAVY EPISODE. The boys talk self-loathing, guilt, shame, being the Anti-Hero, Taylo...

Twitches Take Halloweentown

Wed, 26 Oct

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You’re invited to a JOE HEGYES HALLOWEEN PARTY. Bring out the marshmallow mummies, fire up the smo...

Being Gay On YouTube

Wed, 19 Oct

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On this very viral episode of Good Children, the boys travel back to the dawn of time and a land bef...

It All Goes Downhill After 4th Grade

Wed, 12 Oct

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Get your permission slipped signed, it’s time to go on a field trip with Good Children! In this hy...

BAD INFLUENCES: virginity & boston (First 10 Minutes)

Fri, 07 Oct

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Surprise: we're officially on Patreon! We're excited to share a side of us you don't normally get on...

Grindr In Your Hometown

Wed, 05 Oct

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In today’s VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, join Andrew and Joe in Joe’s childhood home as he dog sits on L...

Coming Out

Wed, 28 Sep

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In this reflective episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe journey through the moments in their lif...

English Teachers Are Allies

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 11:00:14 -0000

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WE'RE DOING OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 22ND AT THE BELL HOUSE IN BROOKLYN. CHECK INSTA FOR MORE...

Disney Adults Anonymous

Wed, 14 Sep

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Pumpkins, fawlling leaves, the prowess only a flannel can bring, republican energy. It’s officiall...

F.A.Q.QOTS

Wed, 07 Sep

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Ask box is officially open! Join Andrew and Joe as they get HONEST when answering YOUR questions. Po...

Slenderman Is A Twink

Wed, 31 Aug

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Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella were so pretty and so smart and got good grades and dated all the p...

My Super Sweet 16

Wed, 24 Aug

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You walk into a Long Island catering hall, there’s fried calamari, wyd? Celebrate our Sweet 16 wit...

Remember When Frozen Yogurt Came Up?

Wed, 17 Aug

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Susan Boyle, Balloon Boy, Joe’s wart doctor… the stars align on this very nostalgic episode of G...

Sports (But In A Gay Way)

Wed, 10 Aug

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OK sooooo this episode is about sports but not in a way that you will be bored/triggered/scared of. ...

Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties

Wed, 03 Aug

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It’s another year around the sun for Joe! Celebrate the old fashioned way with nearly losing your ...

Repressed Theater Gays

Wed, 27 Jul

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Life’s a stage and Joe and Andrew will do anything it takes to get into the spotlight. The Good Ch...

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

Wed, 20 Jul

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Wake up at 3am and get on your way to a traumatic flight to nowhere with Joe and Andrew. This week, ...

Growing Pains

Wed, 13 Jul

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Take a trip to the doctors office with Andrew and Joe. In this week's GOOD CHILDREN, the duo talks a...

Abroad Changed Me

Wed, 06 Jul

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In this very special travel episode of Good Children, Andrew and Joe take you abroad to the streets ...

Can You Push Me In The Pool?

Wed, 29 Jun

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In quite possibly the darkest episode to date, Joe and Andrew discuss the chilling experiences that ...

Gay Serial Killers

Wed, 22 Jun

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The truth comes out in the latest installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Andrew and Joe discuss the absolutel...

Best of Both Worlds

Wed, 15 Jun

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TV! Movies! Bulges! Joe and Andrew dive into the pop culture that shaped them on this episode of GOO...

Ogre 4 Ogre

Wed, 08 Jun

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First dates, middle school crushes, and a DTF donkey.. Joe and Andrew talk all things relationships,...

Locked In The Closet

Wed, 01 Jun

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Things get tense in this week's installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Joe and Andrew explore several longsta...

Leave It All To Me

Wed, 18 May

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After drinking 500mg of caffeine each, Joe and Andrew talk triple threats, late 2000s pop cultural i...

The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza

Wed, 11 May

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Underage drinking! Half-off apps! Sweet Sixteens! BBM screenshots! Joe and Andrew take you out from ...

Meet You At The Mall

Wed, 04 May

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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew muscarella unpack the "trauma" of the late aughts mall ...