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Excuse My Grandma

Excuse My Grandma's Palm Beach Season Finale and Recession Dating

Thu, 24 Apr 2025

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In this episode of Excuse My Grandma, Kim and Grandma Gail say goodbye to Palm Beach for the season. They’ll miss the sunshine, easy access to Gail’s closet, and the beach. However, they’re excited to head back to NYC for spring, where they’ll celebrate back-to-back birthdays, see their friends, and eat at their favorite restaurants.In The Drama Club, Kim and Grandma discuss how musical festivals have evolved since Woodstock. Where that was a social rebellion, Coachella is more of a branded event where concert-goers pay for their tickets in payment plans. Not Grandma-Approved. The hosts then break down the TIME article, “The Silver Lining of Dating in a Recession” in The Grandma Report. Could this be a good thing? Kim thinks so! With more budget-conscious daters, people will go on or create more creative dates, which will be more meaningful. Grandma’s tip: Go for pizza and put some money away for a rainy day. Read it here!Catch up on Kim’s current shows in The Rewind! She just finished "Love Is Blind” and is watching “Dying For Sex” and “Your Friends and Neighbors.”Grandma Gail’s Hotline rings next. How should a caller feel about a man she’s been on 11 dates with and isn't showing as much interest as she’d like? Grandma has thoughts. They also give their opinions on therapy. Leave a voicemail at Grandma Gail’s Voicemail, DM us on Instagram, or email [email protected] for advice!In a game of Should We Bring It Back: Things To Do in Florida Edition, Kim and Gail vote on what deserves a comeback. They also answer a round of Ask Grandma Anything about ghosting (which Gail says always happened in the past but now there’s a name for it), favorite vacation destinations, dealing with the loss of a mother, and where to meet people in your late 30s. To end the episode, Kim and Grandma reflect on what they learned this season.Follow us onInstagram @excusemygrandma TikTok @excusemygrandma Watch on YouTubeSpotifyMusic By: Guy Kelly(00:00) Intro(18:48) The Drama Club(25:08) The Grandma Report(30:00) The Rewind(34:20) Grandma Gail’s Voicemail(42:06) should we bring it back?(44:26) AGA

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Chapter 1: What will Kim and Grandma Gail miss about Palm Beach season?

0.129 - 33.744 Kim

Welcome back to another episode of Excuse My Grandma. It's Kim and my co-host. And my gal. Grandma, it is our final week of the Palm Beach season. It's our Palm Beach finale episode. Boo hoo. What will you miss about being together?

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34.639 - 54.513 Grandma Gail

Well, we'll still be together, but in Florida, I think I'll miss the sunshine. I'm hoping that when we get back together in New York City, that the sun will be out and it'll be a little bit warmer than it's been. They had a very bad winter, but I think spring is there. I can't wait to see the tulips and the daffodils in the park. So I'm ready to go back.

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54.573 - 57.035 Grandma Gail

I've had a wonderful, wonderful season here this year.

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57.915 - 73.463 Kim

I feel it changes your mood a lot when you're in sun versus in cold, for sure. But I also feel like the humidity is not great for hair. So I've been in a slick back every single day of being in Florida. But older people don't do slick back buns.

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73.903 - 77.888 Grandma Gail

Well, I think nobody even, they don't care anymore when you get to a certain age.

77.928 - 78.91 Kim

But your hair's not frizzy.

78.95 - 90.344 Grandma Gail

You just put a lot of hairspray. No, well, I have such straight hair. I have just such straight hair. Florida doesn't affect me and neither does New York. Worst hair for me is when I go to the beach. If I go to the beach, then there's no hair left.

90.504 - 110.04 Grandma Gail

yeah but you know it's been that's the least of my worries down here i don't sit in the sun that much so i don't you know i actually just got a report from my doctor take more vitamin d which i said oh are you kidding me and he said no you have to because i guess i used to be in the sun a lot yeah i played a lot of golf and um and i'm not doing that now

110.26 - 115.166 Grandma Gail

So you do need a certain amount of sunlight. For sure. But not good for the skin.

Chapter 2: How do Kim and Grandma Gail reflect on their fashion and lifestyle choices in Florida?

471.758 - 475.341 Grandma Gail

Don't buy any dishes because I'm loaded with dishes to give you.

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475.461 - 480.063 Kim

The thing is, like, I can't really have a dinner party in my apartment because I have one chair.

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480.083 - 483.844 Grandma Gail

Well, you have two chairs, but one you use for your makeup.

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485.065 - 494.448 Kim

Oh, yeah. And you've rearranged your apartment for work and makeup. Well, I have a desk chair and then I have like my, what's it called? My dressing table.

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494.468 - 495.948 Grandma Gail

You put a dressing table in your bedroom.

495.968 - 517.163 Kim

No, but what is that called? A vanity. Vanity. And with a little stool. so like that's not conducive to a dinner party but i could use mom and dad's house in the summer in the country yeah and you've done that you've had a lot of parties i had like one party right and it was just but i want to do it again and i've say i've made all these pinterest boards you know pinterest it's like i

517.944 - 530.075 Kim

I'll show you, but like I save just like photos of inspiration. It's different than Instagram because you can create like your own boards, like mood boards almost. And I've saved all these hosting things. We'll see if I actually do any of it.

530.095 - 543.866 Grandma Gail

Well, the problem with you is you have the ideas, but then you want someone to do it for you. That is the problem of my life. Well, that can't happen. No, it kind of can. Well, it can if you're Martha Stewart. and have 400 staff to help you out.

543.906 - 544.206 Unknown/Interjection

True.

Chapter 3: What are Kim and Grandma Gail’s thoughts on living full-time in Florida?

2902.449 - 2903.77 Kim

Ask for setups.

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2904.13 - 2924.734 Grandma Gail

Oh, you mean she's dating no one in particular in other words? I think so. Okay. Well, you know what? She's definitely working. So during the week, if she doesn't have the time or she's exhausted, the weekends come about and you should make a plan. Either make a plan with friends or make a plan to go someplace where you might meet people.

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2925.474 - 2946.944 Grandma Gail

uh go to your church go to your local church for services you can go to a synagogue on friday night uh there are all kinds of uh go to take dance lessons do something that you enjoy yeah where you might meet other people your age okay just to close out um what's what did we learn this winter season stay out of the cold

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2948.291 - 2959.767 Grandma Gail

you're happy with your decision i'm very happy with my decision i i needed a little more a fix going back to the city which i didn't do at all this year but um i i think i was very happy

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2960.802 - 2981.084 Kim

I was trying to think of what was different this year than the past. And I guess like it was the first year I wasn't single during my Palm beach time. So I guess like my priorities were less like, okay, how can I fit dates in and more like we have, we can get work done. I can do family stuff, which felt nice. Plus though, juggling having to go back and forth more.

2981.86 - 2984.242 Kim

between three locations and like more travel.

2984.302 - 2986.544 Grandma Gail

Yeah, you had a lot of frequent flyer things.

2986.624 - 2995.55 Kim

Yeah, well, you would think like Zach, my boyfriend, he uses one airline so that he gets upgraded on that airline all the time. But I never use the same airline.

2995.63 - 3010.141 Grandma Gail

Oh, we always do. That's how we do it all the time. We don't travel that much now, but we still always usually go on Delta because Delta then, you know, you build up points. I mean, that's how to travel well. Okay, well, I got to do that because I don't know. We do JetBlue a lot.

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