Introducing: THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS
Wed, 29 Jun 2022
This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love! In each episode Michael & Hi...
A message from Elis - The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Tue, 23 Feb 2021
Hello Elis and John fans! If you want more Elis in your life then you should subscribe to The So...
New Podcast for you - Early Work with Rhys James!
Thu, 15 Oct 2020
Hello podcast listener. If you're a fan of Elis and John then we think you'll enjoy another podcast,...
Bonus Episode: New Comedy Podcasts for 2020
Mon, 13 Jan 2020
This January, Radio X are launching a whole host of new comedy podcasts. In this bonus episode you’...
EMERGENCY BROADCAST
Sun, 09 Jun 2019
The Kings are dead. Long live the Kings.
Episode 264 - Birdseye
Sat, 30 Mar 2019
There you have it. 5 years, 264 shows (proper), many laughs, some tears and an almost unacceptable q...
Episode 263 - Painful Thighs, F Off & The Dark Side of Nature
Sat, 23 Mar 2019
Classic Dog-mess anecdote revisited, John's bodily functions feature heavily and we reopen the Wacka...
Episode 262 - You Torth, Pickled Ginger & Drive a Div to France
Sat, 16 Mar 2019
"Pullman's won it... go away." Elis needs a new car and John may or may not have a secret child, ...
Episode 261 - Medium Testosterone, Feeds & The A-Z of Music
Sat, 09 Mar 2019
You have no idea how high John can fly. Today, we answer the questions, what do you get for the ...
Episode 260 – Alternative Animals, Cool Cymru and The Dog & Handgun
Sat, 02 Mar 2019
Elis was definitely feeling as young and hip as ever this week, and John simply couldn’t get more ...
Episode 259 - Breastfeeding Café, Is This Cool? & Four Coffee Viagra
Sat, 23 Feb 2019
How do you get through a three hour show on barely any sleep? Well if you’re Elis you have four co...
Episode 258 – Romantic Robins, Hot-Take Elis & Terrible Luton Airport
Sat, 16 Feb 2019
If you stand still with a shark, you’ll die. That’s just one of Elis’ hot-takes from today. Me...
Episode 257 – Sonic Explorer, RS-John & LashLads.com
Sat, 09 Feb 2019
Elis loves his children. John shouts “revealeth” at pubs. What a pair of legends. For those of y...
Episode 256 – God Is a Gas, Celebrity Busting and Elis’ 3rd Anecdote.
Sat, 02 Feb 2019
The Band is back together. Elis has returned with news of what he’s been up to, mainly being a fa...
Episode 255 – Side However, The Scribe & On The Westway
Sat, 26 Jan 2019
In 255 episodes, have you heard John Robins do an impression of a Dalek? The wait is over. Tim Key p...
Episode 254 – Bran Mulch, Freebie Skiibie & I Suppose I Went To Rymans
Sat, 19 Jan 2019
Following some big news from Elis, a super-sub wonder kid was required to step in. Enter: Tim Key. W...
Episode 253 - #BumLike, Wee Free Memories & What Would The Potato People Think?
Sat, 12 Jan 2019
It was a rather bumsentric show today but don’t let that deter you! It’s full to the brim with J...
Episode 252 – Riffing With Impunity, iPhones In India & 5 Litres of Soup
Sat, 05 Jan 2019
John can’t stop making soup…. It was a very ratty Robins today, but at least he’s not had ...
BONUS PODCAST – New Year’s Nuggets
Tue, 01 Jan 2019
It’s that time of year again! The festive period means a Best Of show – but don’t worry, there...
Episode 251 – Robins Unleashed: The Return of #LOLsInTheLull
Sat, 29 Dec 2018
No Elis today, but John discussed the typical Christmas topics; mirrors, toilet breaks, political tr...
Episode 250 – Live At The Comedy Store!
Sun, 23 Dec 2018
Well there you have it hammer legends. 250 solid gold episodes from Elis & John. The occasion was ma...
Episode 249 – Christmas Knives, Legally Black and White & Thin Women In London
Sat, 15 Dec 2018
If Elis says he was working, then he was working ok? Also, if John wants to challenge a listener on ...
Episode 248 – Sportz Chat, Puberty Cake & A Book About Ships
Sat, 08 Dec 2018
John’s going to be shameful, Elis is going to be sexy. These are facts and they are constant. This...
Episode 247 – Maris Piper Bombs, Everything Everything’s Bassist’s Mum & Don’t Get Me Started
Sat, 01 Dec 2018
A slightly different vibe to the podcast this week as heroic, brave, valiant John ‘Courage’ Robi...
Episode 246 - The House That Blunders Built, Dan Kitson & lovelyjohntheman
Sat, 24 Nov 2018
Welcome legends, packed show today, Prod Vin is back from his trip to Sri Lanka, but who did he go w...
Episode 245 – Victorian Twaddle, Spooky Juice & You're Sacked
Sat, 17 Nov 2018
It only every takes a couple of ‘madness tweaks’ to get an Elis & John podcast up and running. T...
Episode 244 – Bum Health, Dusty Ghost & Our Longest Link Ever
Sat, 10 Nov 2018
Welcome to Episode 244, Hammer Legends! What an episode it is, if you normally listen on your Monday...
Episode 243 - Let's Give It Feet, Sexy Tailor & Final Resting Place
Sat, 03 Nov 2018
One thing should be noted about Elis James and John Robins, they don't forget where they came from. ...
Episode 242 – The Sadfather, Sexy Cat & 2 Million Pounds To Go Away
Sat, 27 Oct 2018
How do you feel about wee at a student party? Is it a grey area? Let Elis & John lead the way! Now t...
Episode 241 – Easter Eggs, Johnny Pigs & Wee Jeans
Sat, 20 Oct 2018
As far as Elis James is concerned – all knives and forks are the same. Why argue? On the cusp of h...
Episode 240 – GF Mystery, Clap Clap Lights & When Elis Met John
Sat, 13 Oct 2018
Another week, another example of John making himself sick with worry. What on earth was his full tim...
Episode 239 - Vicar Elis, Wnco Mwnco & John’s Bag of Death
Sat, 06 Oct 2018
PCDs, here’s what you will learn from this week’s audio hammer… what fascinating* item did Joh...
Episode 238 – The Groin of Satire, Monetising The Bum & A Kind Bear
Sat, 29 Sep 2018
John was transfixed by the Ryder Cup this week, but that didn’t stop him and Elis from delivering ...
Episode 237 – Lager Bolognese, Honesty Bar & One Step At A Time Martin
Sat, 22 Sep 2018
John quotes Morgan Freeman and Elis makes Bolognese weirdly. It was an absolute hammer show today! C...
Episode 236 – Apocalyptic Radio, Bum Money & Ansglodus
Sat, 15 Sep 2018
Robins was sick. Elis spoke Welsh. The Studio was dark. A classic show this week, featuring a taste,...
Episode 235 – Queen Day, Jihn Robins & The Fritas Empire
Fri, 07 Sep 2018
A very silly show this week! All fuelled by Elis having 3 hours sleep and John eating too many sweet...
Episode 234 - Bloody Mary Addiction, Elis' Hot Sauce Dystopia & Reverse Caravan
Fri, 31 Aug 2018
Well, it’s been about 3 weeks since all the gang have been back together on the Saturday show, the...
Episode 233 - #AskAcaster, The Japanese Fork Incident & Potato Potato.....Again.
Fri, 17 Aug 2018
Comedian and author James Acaster joined John this week as Elis was away. James was grilled in #AskA...
Bonus Podcast – Milk Cubed
Thu, 16 Aug 2018
John has been the sole captain of Drive this week, Elis has been climbing mountains in Wales and the...
Episode 232 – Defeat Festival, Electric Cutlery & Pluck That Goose
Fri, 10 Aug 2018
With Elis away, comedian and writer Matthew Crosby stood in for this week’s podcast. John and Matt...
BONUS PODCAST – Emotionally Distant Juggling Elis
Thu, 09 Aug 2018
After learning Elis has very few life skills, the team line up a lesson for him in juggling. Meanwh...
Episode 231 – Eggs Legs, Couscous & Semtex Lollipop
Fri, 03 Aug 2018
It was a back to business as usual master class today: A happy return to an air-conditioned studio w...
Episode 230 - Live from Kendal Calling Special
Sun, 29 Jul 2018
They’ve conquered the airwaves of commercial digital indie radio and now they’ve travelled north...
Episode 229 – John’s Jammers, Festival Snogging & Sin Bin Vin Bin
Fri, 20 Jul 2018
GUYS! Get your Festival Shamewells & Festival Made Up Games in to [email protected] because next...
Episode 228 – John’s Stylist, Lever Arch File & MSSG (Music Service Streaming Game)
Fri, 13 Jul 2018
John is a project. Due to his new digital television quiz hosting duties, he is being styled by his ...
BONUS PODCAST – Phfphatttttttttttttttt Riffs
Thu, 12 Jul 2018
What a week as the boys covered Drive. This podcast will oscillate wildly, just like the mood of (mo...
Episode 227 – Indie World Cup, Childcare Permitting & Queen Eye For The Gay Guy
Fri, 06 Jul 2018
Sometimes, John wants to put out his eyes. Other times he’s just lobbying Elis to say YES. It was ...
Episode 226 – Ladies Only BBQ, Vodka Luge & Queer Eye
Fri, 29 Jun 2018
“We work together, we love each other” – Elis James & John Robins, 30th June 2018, 2.52pm. Th...
BONUS PODCAST – Elis & John ChatNav 3000
Thu, 28 Jun 2018
Elis and John were reunited to complete another stunning week of Drive cover. Expect tshirt tout rif...
BONUS PODCAST – De Niro Needs Soup
Mon, 25 Jun 2018
Another Bonus Podcast for you lucky lot! Elis & John are sitting in on Drive again this week, keepin...
Episode 225 – David Wilkie Facts, Ghost Child & Bum Wine
Fri, 22 Jun 2018
Yes you read that right: Bum Wine. It’ll all become clear (but it’s still disgusting). John is o...
Episode 224 – Bespoke Yoghurt, Khashoggi's Ship & Elis Got It Wrong
Sat, 16 Jun 2018
Sure, John makes mistakes – we all do! Although, you’d better believe they were catastrophic lif...
Episode 223 – Dweeby Brown Elis, Cool Space John & Internal Cream
Fri, 08 Jun 2018
Ever wondered how to sleep in a room infested with midges? Of course you have! Well look no further ...
Episode 222 – 8 Beautiful Sons, #Content & The Winter of My Future
Fri, 01 Jun 2018
Episode 222 – #Content, 8 Beautiful Sons & The Winter Of My Future GUYS……. Massive show today...
Episode 221 – Necking, Apology Yoghurt & A Five Rifle Salute
Fri, 25 May 2018
Elis James has started learning French. Not content with Welsh & English, we hope to bring you the p...
Episode 220 – Toenails, Naked Abyss & John’s Pips
Fri, 18 May 2018
Why start a broadcast in a good mood? John Robins doesn’t always, but it usually only takes a sand...
Episode 219 – William G, Judgey Elis & Gasser Likes A Phall
Fri, 11 May 2018
If you want to know how many Petite Filous John can fill of a night (and I know you do) then you’r...
Episode 218 – Bloopers, Blunders & BACS
Fri, 04 May 2018
It was everyone’s favourite type of show this week: The fabled “giddy” show. Classic. In a wee...
Episode 217 – Perfume (General), Great Riffing & Chilli On Your Charger
Fri, 27 Apr 2018
When the Welsh support lets you down, Elis James will just have to do: But he does a job. John smash...
Episode 216 – Finnish Marmite, Witty David Mitchell & How To Record Store Day
Sat, 21 Apr 2018
Find out how far the boys have cycled in this week’s show – but there’s other stuff, good stuf...
Episode 215 – Welsh, Punjabi & Bumzone
Fri, 13 Apr 2018
Elis James sends texts to John Robins in complete confidence: John Robins broadcasts them to the nat...
Episode 214 - The Temperature of Punjab, Top Gear Magazine & MasterShouldn't
Fri, 06 Apr 2018
The dream team are back together! John made it through his ‘week of death’ on tour, with a few g...
Episode 213 – Ed Gamble, Sad Spider & Potty Mouth John Motson
Fri, 30 Mar 2018
Of course normal service will resume soon, but we do love a guest host. Friend of the show and all r...
Episode 212 – Sunday Brunch, Too Many Murders & Are You A Company Or Are You An Idiot?
Sat, 24 Mar 2018
Before you listen to this week’s podcast…. Do you think Elis wins Made Up Games or not? He reall...
Episode 211 – Skin, Bladder, Cheek & The Return of Cheesy Tommy
Sat, 17 Mar 2018
Have you ever had to take your shoe for a shower?! Definitely avoid feeding ham to foxes. There’s ...
Episode 210 – Spine Icons, Thought Crime & The Spice Girls Were Lying To Us
Sat, 10 Mar 2018
To quote Elis James: “John’s back, he’s back, oh God how I’ve missed him.” John returned i...
Episode 209 - Naked Broadcasting, Bad Hat & Mars Bar Fondue
Sat, 03 Mar 2018
Getting underway this week with a gig/snow-based PSA on behalf of absent capable comedian, John Robi...
Episode 208 - James Acaster, Irish Elis & Garlic, Chilli Or Ginger
Sat, 24 Feb 2018
So John’s off touring the world (UK) this week, but never fear as we were treated to James Acaster...
Episode 207 – Scatty John The Reprise, Have You Ever Wondered & This Is Why It Doesn’t Work
Sat, 17 Feb 2018
Well what a palaver. We all remember Tick Tock Robins don’t we? It was so fraught that we didn’t...
Episode 206 – Braingasm, Dog Lick & Tired of Twits
Sat, 10 Feb 2018
Guys… Before you dive into this week’s podcast, please do be aware that it features a vape-less ...
Episode 205 – Nascent Riffing, British Animals & Duct Tape
Sat, 03 Feb 2018
Elis finally got his own back on his old teachers this week, and John revisited his education too –...
Episode 204 – Wis-duh, Infinite Christian Fish & Chips & What Would Robins Do?
Sat, 27 Jan 2018
Poor, poor little Robins. He could hardly talk, bless him! Still dragged himself in thought didn’t...
Episode 203 – Sad Mechanics, Double Beans & WC Shame
Sat, 20 Jan 2018
This week, you’ll find out why dentists are basically like vets and why John felt like a thousand ...
Episode 202 – Robins Returns, MANTASTIC! & 3p Tip
Sat, 13 Jan 2018
Robins is back from New York but is Robins the lovely Robin? As in…. Is he actually him?! That’s...
Episode 201 – Stranded Robins, Josh Widdicombe & Little Chef Lollies
Sat, 06 Jan 2018
You can’t have escaped that tirade of press coverage… It’s the least that can be expected when...
BONUS PODCAST - New Year's Day Special!
Tue, 02 Jan 2018
Join Elis & John as they look forward to 2018 - by looking back at 2017, and making some BOLD predic...
Episode 200 - The 200th Podcast!
Sun, 31 Dec 2017
Hello team! Elis & John hit the 200 mark this week (excluding Bonus Podcasts and no doubt with some ...
BONUS PODCAST – LOLs In The Lull
Fri, 29 Dec 2017
Fear not if you’re lost in the bizarre twilight zone that is the festive lull – it doesn’t fee...
Episode 199 – John’s Party, Devvers Presents & Potato Disqualification
Sat, 23 Dec 2017
199 Episodes you say?! This was a lovely seasonal edition with presents, cheer, togetherness and sha...
Episode 198 – Emotionally Allergic, Fundies & PubPlanet
Sat, 16 Dec 2017
How quickly did John win Elis over? Find out in the 198th show. It was a stonking show with plenty o...
Episode 197 – Bumblebrag, Out of The Gutter & Into The Church
Sat, 09 Dec 2017
John is good with old men. It makes sense. Despite providing a 2 hour closing set for the final Danc...
Episode 196 – Ronnie’s Feet, John’s Table of Things & Cosy Catastrophes
Sat, 02 Dec 2017
Robins discovers he’s got something in common with UK Snooker Champion and former pig farmer, Ronn...
Episode 195 - We Live In A God-less Chaos, Quintessentially British & Who Taught You How to Walk?
Sat, 25 Nov 2017
Welcome to this Quintessentially British podcast where nobody, and we mean nobody out-pounds Robins....
Episode 194 – The Thing I Like, Menstrual Synchrony & John Parrott’s Birthday BBQ
Sat, 18 Nov 2017
You shouldn’t keep nostalgic memories in a bin bag. Elis James is full of these wisdoms. Consideri...
BONUS PODCAST – Pizza Not Booze
Fri, 17 Nov 2017
Elis & John were reunited once more and debriefed John’s Mastermind appearance, whilst Elis reveal...
BONUS PODCAST – 100mg of Pure Liquid Chat
Wed, 15 Nov 2017
Your favourite Drive Time substitutes belted up, checked their respective blind spots and unleashed ...
Episode 193 - Bowling, Bike Locks & Peppery Cress
Sat, 11 Nov 2017
John’s confidence is sky high following a heavy night on the lanes, and one listener’s stuck in ...
Episode 192 – The Statistical Middle Point, Band Summariser & Total Turgidity
Sat, 04 Nov 2017
Do you know somebody who doesn’t like beans? Poor wretches. A lovely time was had on this weeks sh...
Episode 191 - #GriefIsLiving
Fri, 27 Oct 2017
Robins had a bit of a night of it last night. Classic Robins. That didn’t stop a complete Hammer s...
Episode 190 – Nude Elis, Award Vs. Flu & Lukewarm Lager
Fri, 20 Oct 2017
How early is too early on a Saturday to demand that your neighbours get out of bed and furnish you w...
Episode 189 – Sky News Robins, Mints/Mince & The Hubris Dome
Fri, 13 Oct 2017
Little old Johnny Robins eh? You’ll never guess what he’s got coming up!? Well listen to the pod...
Episode 188 – Please Sir, Min 3 & Never Steam In September
Fri, 06 Oct 2017
John’s had it up to here with the dairy industry. That’s just a fact, and he’ll tell you himse...
Episode 187 – Bum End, I’ll Take Bum & The Grumpiest Angel In Heaven
Fri, 29 Sep 2017
If you’re going to have a replacement, you may as well have a replacement who's as easy on the eye...
Episode 186 – I Want My Life Back, Renault Keith & The 10 Plagues
Fri, 22 Sep 2017
You knew that John only had 6 moods right? It one of Elis’ favourite ones today in a cracking show...
Episode 185 – Peter Freestone, GESTATION! & Van Morrison’s First Thing
Fri, 15 Sep 2017
All needs are natural needs. Robins is tired and James is off to watch Swansea in a bit; it’s a st...
Episode 184 – Chapter and Verse, Topless John & Bono On The beach
Sat, 09 Sep 2017
Another top podcast from your sexy mates Elis & John – and it was a rather sexy show. Don’t worr...
Episode 183 – The Lightness Of Elis
Sat, 02 Sep 2017
The returning Duke Of Punchlines John Robins was back from Edinburgh this week with massive news –...
Episode 182 – Not The Lovely Pippa, Fiery Bin & John FM
Fri, 11 Aug 2017
We all visit the toilet mate. Robins was down the line from Edinburgh once again and perched coquett...
Episode 181 - Sherlock Robins, Leaking Vocal Emissions & Drawing John’s Regret
Fri, 04 Aug 2017
In what must be a radio first, John broadcasts down the line from under his duvet whilst up at the E...
Episode 180 – The Agenda, The Male Reproductive Organ & Do You Respect Yourself?
Fri, 28 Jul 2017
Will this be the last stop on the way to 5,000,000 D’s? That’s what’s on the agenda! In the f...
Episode 179 – John Sit, The “Rossier” & 100 Dead Foxes
Fri, 21 Jul 2017
After Beta-Bet’s retirement last week, it fell to our resident stats guy, Ross, to come up with th...
Episode 178 – Flesh-Coloured Pouch, Digital Gravestone & The Onion of Football
Fri, 14 Jul 2017
Robins in a ratty mood is Robins at his best. A cracking podcast this week and plenty of talking poi...
Episode 177 – John Pride, Made Up Games & 8 Hour Nap
Fri, 07 Jul 2017
Guys… ***BRAND NEW FEATURE ALERT*** We’ve cracked a brand new bottle of badinage on the good sh...
Episode 176 – Lovely Bottom Lip, Peanut Parliament & Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Fri, 30 Jun 2017
Elis can’t be arsed. This much will become clear. He clearly cares enough to sort his teeth out th...
Episode 175 – Oxford Shame Toilet, The Past is a friend & Brewster’s £500
Fri, 23 Jun 2017
John went to the past this week. He’s happier there. Elis kept a steady hand on the tiller whilst ...
Episode 174 – Live Your Best Life, Contract & Cheesy Tommy
Fri, 16 Jun 2017
Busy show today – and it’s a belter! Elis’ gift for John finally arrived, despite Elis losing ...
Episode 173 – Mike Bubbins, The Cravens & Louboutins
Fri, 09 Jun 2017
An approachable but sexy podcast today…. Mike Bubbins sat in for Elis and brought sideburns, sex-a...
BONUS PODCAST – The Return of Polichips
Thu, 08 Jun 2017
The boys had ELECTION FEVER today, which meant only one thing – it’s time for sauce chat. On top...
BONUS PODCAST – Fashion For Twerps
Wed, 07 Jun 2017
How does Steven Tyler look so sexy? How do you pronounce “secondment” in English? What are the e...
BONUS PODCAST – Heals The Sick & Heals The Lame
Tue, 06 Jun 2017
Van Morrison news today, lessons on how to shout, and Elis has yet another celebrity encounter – t...
BONUS PODCAST – It’s All Rivers
Mon, 05 Jun 2017
Elis was on top form today, showing John some of his technological know-how and suggesting how to im...
BONUS PODCAST – Twenty Pounds Quid
Sun, 04 Jun 2017
Hot celeb gossip! Cagoules! Swearing! Gareth Bale! Failed punchlines! You know the drill. Loads of s...
Episode 172 – Toilet In Port Talbot
Fri, 02 Jun 2017
Two treats for you this week – one in the form of Lloyd Langford, the other some advice on what no...
BONUS PODCAST – im Westwoo
Thu, 01 Jun 2017
Plenty of hot topics covered today; the War on Drugs, The War On Drugs, miniature cigars, tequila, t...
BONUS PODCAST – World’s Richest Drummers
Wed, 31 May 2017
If you want thorough political analysis, you’ve come to the right podcast. If you don’t, you’l...
BONUS PODCAST - Perfect Bum For Squash
Tue, 30 May 2017
After Elis’ weekend gallivanting around Wales (which John is absolutely fine with, honestly) he ha...
BONUS PODCAST – Mr Biggggggggg
Mon, 29 May 2017
Elis returned to rejoin radio’s dream duo, and he brought some mountaineering expertise with him; ...
Episode 171 – Robins Solo, Cosplay & No M7
Fri, 26 May 2017
Robins sets sail on the digital waves in a heroic solo effort today, whilst Elis is abroad in Wales....
BONUS PODCAST - Corgi On The Cob
Thu, 25 May 2017
It’s Friday, it’s a Bank Holiday and Captain John Robins is flying solo, straight into the weeke...
BONUS PODCAST - Giddy Robins
Wed, 24 May 2017
After ingesting too much sugar in a short amount time, we have something rarely seen, the enigma tha...
BONUS PODCAST - May Day: The Big Interview
Tue, 23 May 2017
Folks, the day is finally here, it’s MAY DAY. The man himself Dr. Brian May, one quarter of the br...
BONUS PODCAST - Radio X-Men
Mon, 22 May 2017
Welcome to Tuesday's edition of Elis and John's stint on drive. Even after the terrible events in M...
BONUS PODCAST - Tragedy Soundtracker
Sun, 21 May 2017
Hello there, teatime vibe-chasers! Elis and John are back on Drive so podcasts a-plenty for the ...
Episode 170 – Can i Gymru, Crinkly Plate & Big and large
Fri, 19 May 2017
The podcast that screams down the shame well and tells you that it’s ok… “Sometimes you can sw...
Episode 169 – Scoop Angels, The M4 & All The Mammals
Fri, 12 May 2017
There aren’t many podcasts that ask you the question; “Are you absolutely haunted by your past?”...
BONUS PODCAST – Robins Unleashed MK VI
Wed, 10 May 2017
John sat in for Johnny Vaughan today, unleashing another Drive spectacular. Expect Petty Rage, more ...
Episode 168 – Modernising Sweets, Champions League Shame & Imbyism
Fri, 05 May 2017
Think Scouts are wimps? Think again. Plenty to dig your teeth (ears?) into on this week’s show –...
Episode 167 – Bleeding gums, Humble Shame & How To Say “No”
Fri, 28 Apr 2017
Hey Daddio…. How about you kick back and take a big hit of this podcast right in the ears? Make y...
Episode 166 – Evacuating The Darkness, Boring Shiny & Honig & Senf
Fri, 21 Apr 2017
Back to business as usual this week with Elis back from the beekeeping. Also, an almost rejuvenated ...
Episode 165 – Nish Kumar, Hangover Mitigation & The Beatles Didn’t Exist
Fri, 14 Apr 2017
The bee-keepers of Pembrokeshire won’t just interview themselves. Consequently, a capable Elis Jam...
BONUS PODCAST – The 2nd Coming of Shame
Wed, 12 Apr 2017
PCDs, Hammer Legends and E-mail users worldwide… WE DID IT! We made it to the end of another (albe...
BONUS PODCAST - Nailing Retirement
Tue, 11 Apr 2017
Day 3! Day 3! Day 3! Today, John’s Shame Well throws up a debate over checkout etiquette, Eli...
BONUS PODCAST – “Doing it” With Babes
Mon, 10 Apr 2017
AHOY! It’s day 2 aboard the good ship Drive and there’s vibes a-plenty! Today we delve into...
Bonus Podcast - John Wants To Be Adored
Sun, 09 Apr 2017
Great news, Elis and John have had their licences reinstated and they’re back behind the wheel on ...
BONUS PODCAST - Yer Jokin' Aren't Ya? The Magic Of Masterman.
Fri, 07 Apr 2017
Here's some of Dave's best bits - we'll miss you mate!
Episode 163 – Sad Cooking, Ear Seed & Green Day
Fri, 31 Mar 2017
Sometimes the vibe just works, whether you’ve roasted the peaches or not. This week sees an absolu...
Episode 162 – Broken Elis, Double Sexy Voices & A Stupid Taste
Sat, 25 Mar 2017
“Radio is the new Rock n’ Roll”. Ain’t that the truth, with Elis and his football friends in...
Episode 161 – Dave On The Move, Gadget of The Week & Breaking In For Sexy Time
Sat, 18 Mar 2017
The lads are back to business as usual on Saturday afternoons but also getting themselves ready to e...
BONUS PODCAST - Cockney Fry-Ups
Fri, 17 Mar 2017
Finally a conclusion to John's pant problem, plus his sexy gravel voice is unveiled - plus Elis trie...
BONUS PODCAST - Smells
Thu, 16 Mar 2017
Elis and John crashed on through their stint on Drive today and here are the results – a beat-boxi...
BONUS PODCAST - Rock Bottom Robins
Wed, 15 Mar 2017
In yet another bonus installment of EJ&JR on Radio X, jungle-dweller and friend of the show Joel Dom...
BONUS PODCAST - Social Media Is A Swamp, So Dive Right In
Tue, 14 Mar 2017
Now is the time to unfollow EVERYONE on every form of social media - everyone except from Radio X of...
BONUS PODCAST - Canine Correctness Gone Mad
Mon, 13 Mar 2017
Welcome back Legends! We’re now into the second week of Elis and John valiantly covering for Joh...
Episode 160 – Hungover Corpse, Sweet Regret & Beatle – Bet
Sat, 11 Mar 2017
Halfway into the stint of weekday drive time vibing, there’s still plenty in the tank for the trad...
BONUS PODCAST – Scream Yourself To Sleep
Fri, 10 Mar 2017
We’ve made it, drive-time legends. A whole week in the driving seats and another one to look forwa...
BONUS PODCAST - Too Handsome For Chips
Thu, 09 Mar 2017
The ‘Trawlers of the Past’ are back and on today’s show, John divulges one of his secret skill...
BONUS PODCAST – Wheydio X
Wed, 08 Mar 2017
Team! As we herald the return of the 'good radio bell', strap in for chat fest, PCDs. On today’...
BONUS PODCAST - Toxic Shame
Tue, 07 Mar 2017
WARNING LISTENERS! This podcast reaches Toxic levels of shame! With the boys continuing their ef...
BONUS PODCAST - Bringing Shame To Your Daily Commute
Mon, 06 Mar 2017
Hello Hammer Legends! Radio X Top Brass have let Elis and John cover Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 tha...
Episode 159 – Producer D’s News, Myspace V’s & Freddie’s F6
Sat, 04 Mar 2017
This week we look into the past and remember John’s abs, fondly. We look to the present, where pro...
Episode 158 – White Paint, The Big 41 & Solo Female Pub Advice
Sat, 25 Feb 2017
Elis had a big surprise this week from one of his all-time heroes, whilst John described his best ni...
Episode 157 – Sexy Valentines, Shame Pause & Friday The Donkey
Sat, 18 Feb 2017
Are you pounding the P, or sitting on your B? Either way…. You’ll be unsurprised to learn that E...
Episode 156 – Phil Schofield, R.Kelly & London’s saddest DJ
Sat, 11 Feb 2017
We present to you… “London’s Saddest DJ” – After playing a killer set at Dave’s Disco th...
Episode 155 – The Beating Heart, Selfless Yoga & Sat Nav Shame
Sat, 04 Feb 2017
This week, John emerges from Dry January in good health with zeal, and a slight hangover! Find out e...
Episode 154 – Sexy John, Chatty Elis & Abergwili
Sat, 28 Jan 2017
Any podcast that pounds the P like this one deserves your attention. A jam packed week in which we l...
Episode 153 – Statman Ross, BetaBet & A New Operating System
Sun, 22 Jan 2017
An absolute anvil of a podcast this week, packed with not one but two brand new features and some fa...
Episode 152 – Moving Wood, Silent Dave Johns & Confident Squirrels
Sat, 14 Jan 2017
HUGE Winner Plays On news this week – my word it’s tense – plus Dave’s Mancunian dream (nigh...
Episode 151 – Lump, Bump, Smooth, Motion, Tantalise.
Sat, 07 Jan 2017
Saying “Hello Daddio”, Welsh freight, and being fascinated by pain – all topics discussed by J...
BONUS PODCAST – Release The Clutch To Great Chat…
Fri, 06 Jan 2017
It’s the final day on Prime Time Drive Time Commercial Radio for our boys – but that didn’t st...
BONUS PODCAST - Set Destination To: GREAT RADIO!
Thu, 05 Jan 2017
Hammer Legends, grab your ChatNav and set destination to Great Radio! On today's show, John has so...
BONUS PODCAST – Commercial Radio’s Premier Chatalytic Conversers
Wed, 04 Jan 2017
PCDs and Vibe chasers, it's day 3 of the boys being the “Custodians of Drive” and we found out w...
BONUS PODCAST – Commercial Radio’s 5th Emergency Service
Tue, 03 Jan 2017
Pull over to the side of the road when safe to do so, because here comes Commercial digital indie ra...
BONUS PODCAST - Mics Up Masterman
Mon, 02 Jan 2017
Welcome to a very special week of Podcasts, PCDs! The Boys are covering for Johnny Vaughan on Driv...
Episode 150 – Funathon, A Big Announcement & DVD
Sun, 01 Jan 2017
Ever wanted to know if Josh Widdicombe wears socks in bed? Then this is the podcast to listen to. Wi...
Episode 149 – 1 of Blur, Oh Gosh! & Radio Xmas Eve
Sat, 24 Dec 2016
Merry Christmas PCDs! Hope you’re enjoying your Christmas shunt – this week’s podcast was a pr...
Episode 148 – 1-Nil Isy, Savouring Shrove & NikNak Prices
Sat, 17 Dec 2016
How many pages will John need for quotes on his gravestone? How do you pronounce Cynan? What is fest...
Episode 147 – Alien Juice, The 1980s & HGV Knowledge
Sat, 10 Dec 2016
A packed show today! Elis & John opened another door on the Radio X Advent Calendar, touched on topi...
Episode 146 - Zappa School, Shell Suits & Center Parcs
Sat, 03 Dec 2016
Episode 146 – Zappa School, Shell Suits and Center Parcs Elis is back from a middle-class but ...
Episode 145 – Parental Embarrassment, Team P.E. & Digital Tailors
Sat, 26 Nov 2016
This week the boys discuss Elis’ mining proficiency, how John stores his regret, and your parental...
Episode 144 – Doing A Cilla, Rag N Bone Man v2.0, Top Shelf Goods & Online Milk
Sat, 19 Nov 2016
How does John cope with an argument? Which prophet does Elis think of first? What is the most futuri...
Episode 143 - Dancing with Dave, The #PCDPilgrimage & A Brand New Feature.
Sat, 12 Nov 2016
The return of club night ‘Dancing with Dave’ last night saw Elis and John perform a mesmerising ...
Episode 142 – Dial-a-Dave, Rinsing & The Biblical Guy
Sat, 05 Nov 2016
If you want to know how Blink 182 spend their time in London or what Elis James’ favourite pipes a...
Episode 141 – ABCC, The Grizzly Bear & Diwali
Sat, 29 Oct 2016
This week, Elis & John compare stories from a certain “app-based cab company” and reveal their p...
Episode 140 – Nipple Measurements, Triple Queen & Train Etiquette
Fri, 21 Oct 2016
Elis & John test their ability to perform jingles live on air with varying degrees of success. The q...
Episode 139 – Prime Minister Robins, Bad Impressions & Heat to the Beat
Fri, 14 Oct 2016
Elis & John were deep into their Elis James and John Robins Experience tour this week, but that cert...
Episode 138 – MYSTERY SPECIAL GUEST, Elis & John’s Caribbean Bar & The Near Future
Fri, 07 Oct 2016
Elis and John were joined by a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST for the first time ever on this week’s show, ...
Episode 137 – Foursomes, MC Matthew & A Liam Gallagher Q & A
Fri, 30 Sep 2016
Topics covered this week include: John’s poor standard of golf and his creative swearing; Undercov...
Episode 136 – New Fivers, Abigail From The East Midlands & It Puts The Lotion In The Basket
Fri, 23 Sep 2016
Automaton Elis was worried by both the idea of losing the capacity to feel any emotions and his newf...
Episode 135 – Meat Loaf Musical, Mystery Car & Cheesy Chocolate
Fri, 16 Sep 2016
This week, John reveals all regarding his secret ambition to write and produce a stage play about th...
Episode 134 – Jesus Robins, Bunion James & Underfloor Heating
Fri, 09 Sep 2016
A surprising amount of Rennie’s chat this week, John’s annoyance at not wearing his new Freddie ...
Episode 133 – Phoebe, Tony Blackburn Rovers & Judge Robins
Fri, 02 Sep 2016
John returned from Lund comedy festival in Sweden this week and another example of scattiness occurr...
Episode 132 - The Gift of Shame & Instant Regret
Sat, 27 Aug 2016
Elis comes in not feeling too great today and is eventually reduced to nothing but a puddle on the f...
Episode 131 – Matthew Devvers, Ants & A New Cagoule
Fri, 19 Aug 2016
Elis gets lost in a world of new clothing and the possibility of more new clothing this week, whilst...
Episode 130 - Josh Widdicombe
Fri, 12 Aug 2016
Elis is away this week, so friend of the show and Radio X alumni Josh Widdicombe steps into Elis’ ...
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKV
Sat, 06 Aug 2016
CONSTANT ROBINS. John sat in for Ricky Wilson again, and again we’ve made a podcast, so here it is...
Episode 128 – Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch
Fri, 29 Jul 2016
It’s an exploration into relationships this week – why is John friends with Robin? How important...
Episode 127 - IKEAnecdotes, Little Georgie Ezra & Twitter Lady Bots
Fri, 22 Jul 2016
After John’s IKEA visit, and subsequent breakdown, last week we discover how he made use of his bu...
Episode 126 – Richard Madeley’s Mind, Double Billy & Cue Murder…
Fri, 15 Jul 2016
Some niche gardening advice this week from Elis & John, potential crime novel titles, a stressful IK...
Episode 125 – Grilliant, Playing Royal Blood To Shakespeare & #DragAlong
Fri, 08 Jul 2016
John & Elis take on Advertising this week before discussing Elizabethan playwrights (seriously), but...
Episode 124 – Elis Returns, Nazgul Newsnight & Leaky John
Fri, 01 Jul 2016
Elis returns from yet another big day for Welsh Football and gets a bit emotional. It’s a big week...
Episode 123 – Lucky Shirts, Ironing Boards & Reasons To Be Cheerful
Fri, 24 Jun 2016
What with Wales suddenly being good at football Elis was once again in France this week, but joined ...
Episode 122 – Double Denim, Tote Bags & A Tour of Toulouse Airport
Fri, 17 Jun 2016
Elis was in France again this week, keeping up with Wales at the Euros and, more importantly, findin...
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKIV
Sun, 12 Jun 2016
We must stop meeting like this. More bonus Robins, with the return of a Ricky Quiz and this week so ...
Episode 121 – Football Songs, Tax Records & Lonely Legends
Fri, 10 Jun 2016
This week Elis is in France, but thanks to the wonders of modern technology his dulcet tones could s...
BONUS PODCAST – ROBINS UNLEASHED MKIII
Sun, 05 Jun 2016
Once again, despite the concerns of Radio X bosses and the radio community at large, Robins was unle...
Episode 120 – Noisy Neighbors, Massages & Anarchy
Fri, 03 Jun 2016
Elis and John have both experienced troubles this week, but in very different ways. John was schedu...
Episode 119 - Bushcraft, Bands In Small Places & Kazakh Billionaires
Fri, 27 May 2016
This week we relive John’s much anticipated bushcraft course through an audio diary recorded by th...
Episode 118 – Corgi Registration, Living In A Bivouac & Individual Business Units
Fri, 20 May 2016
This week we can all take a trip down Elis’ shame well with some linguistic comedy, and we catch a...
Episode 117 – Facebook Safe Space, Eurovision Translated & #smh
Fri, 13 May 2016
Elis and John were talking petty grudges this week, and inevitably moved on to football stickers and...
Episode 116 – Tidbits, Harmonies & Project Spice!
Fri, 06 May 2016
This podcast will no doubt become known as the John’s Birthday Special – find out if Elis rememb...
Episode 115 – Ferrets, Bank Holiday & Police Statements
Fri, 29 Apr 2016
So many bases covered this week – ferrets, John’s dream, Elis’ timekeeping, pub crawls, a Brex...
Episode 114 – Rescuing The Afternoon!
Fri, 22 Apr 2016
Welcome to this week’s podcast from the brand new time slot of Saturday of 1pm – 4pm! Not a huge...
BONUS PODCAST #ROBINSUNLEASHED MKII
Sun, 17 Apr 2016
Due to Ricky Wilson's ongoing court case John sat in the broadcasting chair for the second week on a...
Episode 113 – Precious, Metal Fans & Robins Unleashed
Fri, 15 Apr 2016
The last ever Saturday 10-1 show this week, as the boys are moving to a new time slot (more info in ...
BONUS PODCAST #ROBINSUNLEASHED
Sun, 10 Apr 2016
Sunday, traditionally a day of rest, but not for Robins. Taking to the airwaves solo, John sat in fo...
Episode 112 – Panic Attack At The Disco, PoliChips & Vegetarianism
Fri, 08 Apr 2016
Some political analysis from Elis & John this week, as well as discussions on Daffy Duck, the Third ...
Episode 111 – Failed Assassination Attempt, Freshness Is Key & Producer Dave’s Presentation
Fri, 01 Apr 2016
In a week in which Elis apparently lived out one of John’s fantasies, the boys also quizzed Produc...
Episode 110 – SpiderGhost, Welsh National Team Press Conference & The Population of Sevenoaks
Sat, 26 Mar 2016
The boys have each got a story of an unwelcome visitor this week, plus news from both a sporting eve...
Episode 109 – Le Roast Beef, The Correct Way To Be Arrested & Under Pressure
Sat, 19 Mar 2016
News from France this week, plus the return of Tick Off A Taste! And don’t miss John’s lecture o...
Episode 108 – Google and YouTube, Bethesda & Sound Effects
Sat, 12 Mar 2016
A technological revelation in this week’s podcast astounded Elis & John, and there was a revelatio...
Episode 107 – Is It A Prize? Bill Walker & Spoken Discourse
Sat, 05 Mar 2016
Two new initiatives this week – Best Of British, and You Tube – plus news from the tour of A Rob...
Episode 106 – Solitary John, A Misplaced Croissant & Knee Socks
Sat, 27 Feb 2016
Elis and John were preparing to take A Robins Amongst The Pigeons on the road this weekend, and you ...
Episode 105 – Elis’ Rap, Wilderness Crew & Wallop!
Sat, 20 Feb 2016
Huge news from Elis this week, accompanied by a sort of rap. Meanwhile John’s bushcraft obsession ...
Episode 104 – Memory Boxes, Mezze & Keep It Bush Craft
Sat, 13 Feb 2016
Elis stood John up to empty his memory box including two bagged beards while John got sentimental ov...
Episode 103 - Tick Off A Taste
Sat, 06 Feb 2016
The team try an exotic 'foreign food', Elis's dialect is brought into serious question, and it turns...
Episode 102 – Geographically Specific Words, Footy & Bar Mitzvahs
Sun, 31 Jan 2016
Elis waxes lyrical about Bar Mitzvahs and his experiences with multiple compliments from 1ers during...
Episode 101 – Funeral Playlists, Pointless Social Media & Stupid Bets
Sat, 23 Jan 2016
John was hungover this week after compiling his “Funeral Playlist” last night after whiskey, and...
Episode 100 – The Century!
Sat, 16 Jan 2016
Unbelievable! The ton up! They’ve made it to 100. Bumper packed show this week from Elis & John, w...
Episode 99 – John’s Fashion Walk in BBD, The Crimean War & Popping Candy
Sat, 09 Jan 2016
Travel tips, fashion advice, and humble brag avoidance from John this week as he holidays in Barbado...
Episode 98 – Hashtags, Presents & Perhaps The Tensest Winner Plays On yet
Sat, 02 Jan 2016
Happy New Year! Elis and John are back, and nothing’s changed – expect thoughts on a nuclear apo...
Episode 97 – Greatest Hits Vol III
Sat, 26 Dec 2015
A special Christmas treat this week as Elis and John look back over their last year and pick out the...
Episode 96 – An Email Ban, Peter Bjorn and Who & Series 2 of Josh
Sat, 19 Dec 2015
Elis and John took on their first ever radio play this week in a “table read” (technical term) o...
Episode 95 – Elis & John’s Target Audience & The Return Of Hot Sauce
Sat, 12 Dec 2015
Elis showcased just how much he’s changed this week as he took on The End, the hottest chilli sauc...
Episode 94 – Farting & Dostoyevsky
Sat, 05 Dec 2015
Slam! Stories of the best insults and put-downs you’ve endured this week, plus Elis makes his best...
Podcast 93 – Don’t Look At Me, Look At Freddie!
Mon, 30 Nov 2015
John and Elis both revealed the petty arguments they’ve had with their respective girlfriends this...
Episode 92 – Celebrity Opportunities Missed
Sat, 21 Nov 2015
With perhaps the most professional episode yet, welcome to another Elis James and John Robins podcas...
BONUS PODCAST – Ricky Wilson Takeover
Sun, 15 Nov 2015
Special treat for you devotees as Elis & John broadcasted for the second time this weekend, covering...
Episode 91 – Facts
Sat, 14 Nov 2015
Another working class Londoner impression for you this week (we miss you Little Georgie Ezra), as we...
Episode 90 – Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Sat, 07 Nov 2015
Shambolic, in a nice way – Producer Dave’s assessment of this week’s humdinger of a podcast. T...
Episode 89 - The Major Bones Of Contention
Sat, 31 Oct 2015
Greetings on this Hallows Eve. Enjoy this treat, or more likely trick, of a podcast as John regales ...
Episode 88 - The Perfect Scam
Fri, 23 Oct 2015
After a heavy Thursday night, Elis tries his best to piece back together the ‘lost’ hours of Fri...
Episode 87 – Squirrels With Attitude
Fri, 16 Oct 2015
Two topics with unexpected reactions this week – first, John’s mention of “escaping the noise ...
Episode 86 – Tick Tock Robins
Fri, 09 Oct 2015
An eventful show this week from Elis James and…erm…wait a minute…hang on…John Robins. The bo...
Episode 85 – Surrealist Comedy & 0.0% Robins
Fri, 02 Oct 2015
Elis and John take on health fads this week, and Producer Dave is back alongside the boys. Elis also...
Episode 84 – The First Radio X Podcast!
Fri, 25 Sep 2015
All change! All change! Welcome to the Elis James and John Robins on Radio X podcast, and you certai...
Episode 83 – Festival Ammendments
Fri, 11 Sep 2015
Top announcements on this week’s podcast, but don’t fear, it’s good news. John gave Elis advic...
Episode 82 – Bin-Gate: The Second Coming
Fri, 04 Sep 2015
Elis and John are reunited this week, John returning from Edinburgh and Elis from watching Wales awa...
Episode 81 – Apocalypse Companions and Varying Accents
Fri, 28 Aug 2015
It’s John’s final week in Glasgow Business Park for the year, and as ever he’s in an apocalypt...
Episode 80 – The Ethical Code Of A Freemason
Fri, 21 Aug 2015
More tales from John’s gigs in Edinburgh this week, plus Elis’ struggles with social interaction...
Episode 79 - Stereotypes, Racehorses & Avocados
Fri, 14 Aug 2015
Once again John was broadcasting from Scotland, this week with stories of Tasting The Vibe, whilst E...
Episode 78 – England Win The Ashes & A Man Celebrates Alone In Glasgow Business Park
Fri, 07 Aug 2015
John was in Scotland this week as he embarked on his run at the Edinburgh Festival. Elis meanwhile ...
Episode 77 – For The Real Fans & A Cider Prediction
Fri, 31 Jul 2015
Excuses you’ve given for skiving off this week, plus Elis & John appear in a newspaper article abo...
Episode 76 – Un-Inventions, Pashmina Survivors & Then Liam Neeson For A While
Fri, 24 Jul 2015
Welcome back legends. Following the successful first night of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons Live the ...
Episode 75 – Silly Fears, The Rum Arena & I Like To Large It Large It
Fri, 17 Jul 2015
After Elis was scared by a TV witch from the past the boys heard about your silly fears. John reveal...
Episode 74 – I Can’t Believe You Haven’t Done It
Fri, 10 Jul 2015
John and Elis coin a new catchprase this week. Sort of. Plus there’s absolutely loads of your stor...
Episode 73 – The Man From Del Monte’s Relatives, Kanye Told Off & A Confundus Charm
Fri, 03 Jul 2015
As you may have expected following Glastonbury, John was all set to tell off Kanye West this week. T...
Episode 72 – Inventing Booty Shaking, Meeting Stephen Street & Impersonating Prince Phillip
Fri, 26 Jun 2015
This week stories of Elis’ drunk Blur experience, with added water, and John’s first TV appearan...
BONUS PODCAST - A Robins Amongst The Pigeons Part 2
Tue, 23 Jun 2015
Here we are folks! The concluding chapters of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons. John is a profoundly wei...
Episode 71 – Dead Relatives, Hannibal & Weightlifting
Fri, 19 Jun 2015
Elis may have been a little late this week but he didn’t sleep through the whole show, and that’...
BONUS PODCAST - A Robins Amongst The Pigeons Part 1
Tue, 16 Jun 2015
Lucky you, as promised here is a special treat in the form of The Collated A Robins Amongst The Pige...
Episode 70 – Best Days, Humblebrags & A Cracker Actor
Fri, 12 Jun 2015
John and Elis had their best days ever this week, with John drinking ale and watching cricket, and E...
Episode 69 – Audible Kissing & A Robins Spreads It's Wings
Fri, 05 Jun 2015
This episode comes with a warning – Please be advised that this Podcast contains Elis James and Jo...
Episode 68 – Dicing With Dave & Alcoholic Sherlock Holmes
Fri, 29 May 2015
We’ve got it all this week – debates on language, daytime radio topics, a Philip Larkin poem, lo...
Episode 67 – Things That Used To Be Posh, Armpit Hair & Middle Eastern Policy
Fri, 22 May 2015
This week Elis showcased his class-transgressing skills by asking you to name things that used to be...
Episode 66 - Pizza Express Conspiracies, Lost Dog & Royal Blood's Mums
Fri, 15 May 2015
John believes that Pizza Express Romana Pizzas use the same amount of dough as the classic base pizz...
BONUS EPISODE – Josh Widdicombe Takeover
Sat, 09 May 2015
It just gets better doesn’t it? You lucky lot – here’s an extra special bonus Elis & John podc...
Episode 65 – Hungover Elis, Public Tellings Off & Mark Lawrenson Swearing
Fri, 08 May 2015
What a week. Post-election, post-Super Furry Animals, post-Robins’ birthday. All this was discusse...
Episode 64 – LIVE EMAIL ANALYSIS, Blind Loyalty, Birthday Refusals & Elis’ Stilton Legs
Fri, 01 May 2015
Welcome back. Elis and John heard about your devotion and loyalty to bands, sports teams and events ...
Episode 63 – The Coleslaw Episode
Sat, 25 Apr 2015
Two things to tell you this week team. Number 1 - get ready, brace yourself. Producer Dave is back! ...
Episode 62 – Mac Hell, Fashion Disasters & A Wet Little Georgie Ezra
Sat, 18 Apr 2015
Well done to John this week as he soldiered through a catastrophic Mac failure to make it into the s...
Episode 61 - Robins Alone, Elis Sings, & Your Partners' Secrets
Sat, 11 Apr 2015
Elis and John are back and this week they've got secrets - your partners' secrets. Plus there's the ...
Episode 60 - The Freddie Mercury Documentary, Protein Shakes & A Damaged Reindeer Head
Sat, 04 Apr 2015
After John watched the same Freddie Mercury documentary for at least the tenth time, the boys ask wh...
Episode 59 – Elis’ Two Jumpers In Barcelona, Ill Elis, Elis Excluded... It’s An Elis-Fest
Sat, 28 Mar 2015
It’s all Elis this week. He made it to the studio despite debilitating illness, and John cheered h...
Episode 58 – Lightweight Elis, A Venn Diagram & More 50ps Than You Can Imagine.
Sat, 21 Mar 2015
Well they came close, but the boys couldn’t quite win at the Chortle Awards. Actually, that’s no...
Episode 57 – Fake Welsh Serial Killers, Carving Tips & All The Internet’s Memes
Sat, 14 Mar 2015
You’ve hit the jackpot dear listener. It’s time for more Elis and John. This week they wanted to...
Episode 56 - John's King Prawn Crisps, Elis' Best Friend & Things You've Found
Sat, 07 Mar 2015
Yesterday John could not resist the temptation of a pack of King Prawn Crisps and now he must pay th...
Episode 55 - Pointless Superpowers, John's Deadly Dream & Mark Watson
Sat, 28 Feb 2015
On this week's podcast, Elis and John share their pointless superpowers including burning stubborn f...
Episode 54 - Songs That Rhyme With Radiohead, Email & John's Dark Crystal Look
Sat, 21 Feb 2015
This week saw the start of John's diet, in order to rid himself of a "repulsive belly", so the boys ...
Tony Blackburn Special
Wed, 18 Feb 2015
Here's a little treat for you - to celebrate their 1 year anniversary, Elis and John have put togeth...
Episode 53 - Tips for Banksy, Patron Saints & A Valentine's Day Problem
Sat, 14 Feb 2015
Yet another classic from Elis and John this week, although we must apologise for Elis' lack of manne...
Episode 52 - Nices and Niggles, Embarrassing Partners & Feeling Old
Sat, 07 Feb 2015
On this week's podcast, Elis and John tell what they like and what they are less fond of about each ...
Episode 51 - John's Camp Noises, Wrong Numbers & Elis' Louise Wener Obsession
Sat, 31 Jan 2015
This week Elis and John asked for your tales of sending texts and emails to the wrong people, and yo...
Episode 50 - The 90s, An Unexpected Proposition From Producer Dave & Elis Goes Mad
Wed, 28 Jan 2015
Elis and John heard about your greatest unseen achievements this week, with Elis offering congratula...
Episode 49 - Ronnie O'Sullivan, Cringey Words & Farthing-Related Anger
Mon, 19 Jan 2015
Elis and John have an absolute belter this week. John has been to see his hero Ronnie O'Sullivan thi...
Episode 48 - Organised Fun, Skittle Confusion & The Perfect Pub Crawl
Sat, 17 Jan 2015
John's military precision to detail takes over his Oxford-based pub crawl, Elis gets in a right kerf...
Episode 47 - French Idiots, Side-stage At Queen, Oxford University & Elis' Picks for 2015
Sat, 03 Jan 2015
Welcome to 2015 and the all-new Elis James and John Robins show! Well, it's not really that new. It'...
Episode 46 - Greatest Hits Vol II - Christmas Crackers
Sat, 27 Dec 2014
A special episode this week as John and Elis look back at some of their best bits for Christmas. Don...
Episode 45 - Mascara, Mount Rushmore, Oysters & Prophecy
Sat, 20 Dec 2014
Elis and John are on top form this week as John unveils some incredible career news. Elis on the oth...
Episode 44 - Guitarist Requirements, A Mobile Speakeasy & Football Focus Complaints
Sat, 13 Dec 2014
A huge interview this week with famous actor Elis James. But don't worry, we haven't gone all Hollyw...
Episode 43 - Fake Excuses, McCartney News & Some Special Toilets
Sat, 06 Dec 2014
A bumper podcast for you this week - so many belters! Elis confronts a harsh truth concerning his he...
Episode 42 - Good Deeds Punished, The Unfair Sex & Some Bilingual Cerys Matthews Fandom
Tue, 02 Dec 2014
Elis provides some live anglo-welsh translation this week, whislt John recounts his encounter with a...
Episode 41 - Dreams of Jermaine Jenas, John's Solo Date, Barry John & Elis' Housing Advice
Sat, 22 Nov 2014
Fancy some disgusting parenting advice? You've come to the right place. Elis and John are also keen ...
Episode 40 - Bad News For Mellor, Elis Naked & Brand New Email of The Species
Sat, 15 Nov 2014
Yet another new feature for you this week with the arrival of the ingeniously-titled Email of the Sp...
Episode 39 - Dragon Punches, Florentine Bites & Some Brand New Features
Sat, 08 Nov 2014
All change for the Elis James and John Robins re-brand! Well not quite, but the boys have got some g...
Episode 38 - A New Jingle, Parisian Catacombs & More Robinsisms
Sun, 02 Nov 2014
A momentous podcast this week for you listener as John and Elis retired Sacred Cows with an absolute...
Episode 37 - A National Debate, An Astonishing Sacred Cow & Some Diwali Gifts
Fri, 24 Oct 2014
Brace yourself - Elis hits to the very heart of the nation with a debate on domesticity that is sure...
Episode 36 - David Mellor, Meeting Strangers & The Temple Trap
Fri, 17 Oct 2014
Elis is back with tales of the ease of fatherhood and John is so happy to see him he's bouncing up a...
Episode 35 - Greatest Hits Volume 1
Fri, 10 Oct 2014
There was no Elis this week for a very special reason - find out in the podcast - but there's no bre...
Episode 34 - Cords vs Chords, A Friendly Hairdresser & Some Hot Hot Soup
Fri, 03 Oct 2014
If you like hot soup, this is the podcast for you. The usual Sacred Cow, Textual Healing, Tony Black...
Episode 33 - Elis' New Car, Shark and Horse, A Trip To Dubai & Your Quarter-Life Crises
Fri, 26 Sep 2014
This week Elis shows off both his new car and the incredible names of his friends, whilst John shows...
Episode 32 - Male Grooming, Euphemisms, Made-Up Welsh Towns & A Penchant For Eedjits
Fri, 19 Sep 2014
A vain podcast this week obsessed with image - Elis and John are talking haircuts and male grooming,...
Episode 31 - Elis' Emotional Triggers, Fancy Dress Advice & A Welsh Male Voice Choir
Fri, 12 Sep 2014
Inspired by a trip to Portmeirion, this week Elis and John wanted to hear about your visits to landm...
Episode 30 - Instigating Cross-Weekend Beef, Stressed Eric, Angry Wasps & Some Personal Postcards
Fri, 05 Sep 2014
Up the revolution! This week Elis and John want to hear your proposals for new laws and punishments,...
Episode 29 - John's Apocalypse, Snoop Dogg Wee Inspection & Elis' Swansea City Daydream
Fri, 29 Aug 2014
A celebrity special this week - well, stories of your dreams involving celebrities. That's the same....
Episode 28 - John's Shandy Trick, A Yoyota Taris & The Elis James and John Robins Drinking Game
Fri, 22 Aug 2014
Welcome along friends, they're settling into Saturday and it's sounding oh so fine. More mirth from ...
Episode 27 - Nicknames, Anecdotes, & A Rio Endorsement - The First Saturday Show
Sat, 16 Aug 2014
All change! The first Elis and John show to come to you from their new home on Saturday mornings - a...
Episode 26 - Pogs, A Big Announcement, The Darkness of Robins & Tin Foil Dave
Sat, 09 Aug 2014
They're back, this week in a strange new world/studio. Elis and John have got a big announcement thi...
Episode 25 - An Anecdote and Punchline, Vandalism Stories & Queen Karaoke
Sat, 02 Aug 2014
It's the 25th podcast! They've made it! An incredible anecdote from Elis this week, plus your tales ...
Episode 24 - Petty Squabbles, A Controversial Sacred Cow & More Tony Blackburn
Sat, 26 Jul 2014
As well as potentially the most controversial and heated Sacred Cow ever, this week's podcast has Jo...
Episode 23 - Google HQ, A Revealing Kimono & Empty Dancefloors
Sat, 19 Jul 2014
Elis and John are oh so hip this week after John took a trip to Google HQ and saw the office ping po...
Episode 22 - Shameless Smith-Punnery, Broadband Theft & The Return of Producer Dave
Sat, 12 Jul 2014
A truly epic round of 'Winner Plays On' features in this week's edition, as does the age old dilemma...
Episode 21 - Life Hacks, Transport Without Curves & Producer Dave Splinched
Sat, 05 Jul 2014
No Producer Dave this week as he's off at a festival large-ing it, but Elis and John, the self-appoi...
Episode 20 - John's Childhood Acting Career, Your Toilet Disasters & Some Starbucks Romance
Sat, 28 Jun 2014
We've got it all this week - a transatlantic Textual Healing, a hugely controversial Sacred Cow, an ...
Episode 19 - Paul Daniels, The Boat That Rocked, Mick Hucknall MP & The Price of Gold
Sat, 21 Jun 2014
More top drawer fun this week from Elis and John as they investigate the lies we've told each other,...
Episode 18 - Dads, Australia, Ian Botham & An Utter Pasting
Sat, 14 Jun 2014
Welcome to the 18th instalment of the Elis James and John Robins podcast from XFM. Within this week...
Episode 17 - Davids, Bend It Like Beckham & Visiting New York Alone
Sat, 07 Jun 2014
Lots of great stuff this week, but mainly just a list of famous Davids. You'll see why. John and Eli...
Episode 16 - Anthea 'The Body' Turner, Meeting Your Idols, Harry Potter Abuse & Producer Dave's Joke
Sun, 01 Jun 2014
Welcome back! This week is a big one; John had an incredible celebrity experience, Producer Dave t...
Episode 15 - Eating A Prawn Madras Alone, Your Tales of Bravery and Crime-Fighting & Some Communal Reading
Sat, 24 May 2014
Good news - John's back! Although he's been suffering with mouth ulcers, but don't worry he doesn't ...
Episode 14 - John In the future, Special Guest Roisin Conaty, Elis' Memorable Eyebrows & Some Marriage Preparation Advice
Sat, 17 May 2014
Hello there! John is in New Zealand "blowing minds" (performing) this week, and so Elis was left to ...
Episode 13 - Easy-Going Elis, Invented Recipes, Producer Dave Back From Amsterdam & Hungarian Throat Singing
Sun, 11 May 2014
Welcome back, welcome back. This week's podcast is high stakes, as Elis and John battle it out in Wi...
Episode 12 - John's Birthday, Caerphilly Castle, Incontinence & A Doll's House
Sun, 04 May 2014
Welcome along to the best bits from comedian John Robins and sell-out Elis James. Only joking, but E...
Episode 11 - Brain Surgery For Dummies, The 1992 General Election & John's Love For Natasha Bedingfield
Sat, 26 Apr 2014
This week Elis and John are discussing Guilty Pleasures, so welcome back to yours. Come in, turn the...
Episode 10 - Misheard Lyrics, The Other Charlatans & Sheena Easton.
Sat, 19 Apr 2014
What did he say? Elis and John are back, sorting through your and their misheard lyrics, with great ...
Episode 9 - Wedding Nightmares, Troubles With The Libertines, Record Store Day & R Kelly Memories
Sat, 12 Apr 2014
Well aren't you in for a treat - two old men talking about vinyl. Not to worry, Elis and John have g...
Episode 8 - Farthing-gate, Elis Be-nephewed, Stealing Milk & Competitive Cranium...
Sat, 05 Apr 2014
This week Elis took a look at Welsh culture whilst John debated what to wear to an upcoming wedding ...
Episode 7 - Unrequited Love, 5 Seconds of Summer news & The 7 Levels of Pain...
Sun, 30 Mar 2014
Welcome back! This week John and Elis brought the usual Sacred Cow debate, taking on Jimi Hendrix, a...
Episode 6 - The Cafetiere Challenge, Standing Up To Idiots, A Southern Tinker & Much More
Sun, 23 Mar 2014
You know the drill, more hilarity from our favourite duo. This week Elis and John took on the the na...
Episode 5 - Weird Collections, Objects With The Best Throwing Weight, Baby Voice-ingtons & Much More
Mon, 17 Mar 2014
Elis and John are back and this week, inspired by John's childhood Farthing Set, they're taking on a...
Episode 4 - Strange Gig Souvenirs, A Posh Shout-Out & Elis' Blossoming Boxing Career
Sun, 09 Mar 2014
Welcome back friends, welcome to another Elis and John podcast. This week the duo took a look at som...
Episode 3 - Emasculating Roadside Assistance, Mogwai's Vendetta Against Blur & Some Baffling Youth Slang
Sun, 02 Mar 2014
Elis and John crash back into your ears with tales of award nominations, some bizarre birthday advic...
Episode 2 - Sting Revelations & Some Brand New Cocktails
Sun, 23 Feb 2014
They're back, like Bruce Willis and Sam Jackson, with a vengeance, and this week Elis and John have ...
Episode 1 - John's Childhood Poetry, Billy Zane Trivia & Some Heartfelt Textual Healing
Sun, 16 Feb 2014
Elis and John kick off their brand new show with tales of Walton-on-Thames, David Beckham's ex-girlf...
Welcome to the new Elis James and John Robins podcast!
Fri, 14 Feb 2014
Here's a taster of the new show, starting Sunday 16 February on XFM.