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Chapter 1: Why is McCone missing from today's episode?
He's not here. Where's McCone? Anyway.
Look at you, dumbfounded.
Chapter 2: What did they wear to the Renaissance Fair?
Yeah, dumbfounded. Andrea Jin. Andrea Jin. And none only than our lovable, beloved Gene Hong. Gene Hong. Wow. Wow. And look at, we did Korean Hongbok today. It's called hangbok? That's the clothing. And we were a hit at the Renaissance Fair. You guys were a big hit. I mean, people would bow to us. Wow. I made everyone do accents. Really? Yeah, yeah. A boat crash. And we don't know where we are.
Well, what is this family story as we look at this photo? Can you describe to me the family history and the story?
Well, okay. So my daughter, she's blind.
Chapter 3: What challenges does the speaker's daughter face?
Oh, poor girl.
Yeah, she's blind and deaf.
Wow.
Yeah, and she has no idea what's going on. Right?
Chapter 4: What role does Dumbfounded play in the story?
The other one is- You look wealthy, by the way.
Yeah, we're very wealthy. Yeah. So then Dumbfounded plays a man who has many murders in Korea.
Chapter 5: What interesting gifts were shared in the episode?
And he looks that way. He looks tired from all the murders.
Yeah, he murdered so many people. Japanese, Chinese, and Koreans. Wow. But mostly North Koreans. Wow. And I keep going, don't go to the North. Don't.
yeah yeah and he will and gene is my um well they think he's my assistant but there's some you know i mean other privileges i get you get to have sex with him that's not what i said well that's what you said in ancient korean tradition we don't talk about stuff like that but yeah sex yeah yeah so i got you um a new wand oh Here's a new one. Here you go, dude. It's a new elven wand that they have.
Oh, look. Yeah, yeah. Look at this. It's a butt plug. Yeah, yeah. Stick your butthole right in there. Dude, come here, Carlos. You have a standard, just a wand. Still does magic. Yeah, but barely. It makes dicks get hard. Oh, that's nice. Are these handmade? Yes. Wow. Yeah, by Incel. In the Midwest. Anyway, here you go. I get a wand this time. You get a wand this time. Yeah, yeah. I get a wand.
You get a wand. This time. You get a Spanish wand.
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Chapter 6: What is the theme of today's dark magic?
Wow, I actually like that a lot. Yeah, yeah. That one's very pretty. Let me see.
Oh.
I learned about dark magic. And today, ladies and gentlemen, when you're listening, all right, today's dark magic is about revenge. Today's dark magic is about betrayal. And we have to use our wands to destroy these evil people. Look at me right there doing a seance.
Does that hat fit?
No.
Is that... I don't know if it's supposed to look like that. It's supposed to look like that. It is.
Yeah, yeah. And it was so uncomfortable. You have to constantly balance it. Can I see the girl who's seancing you? There she is.
That's my Aunt Barb.
That is... Barb was great. She is. I had no idea what she was talking about, but it was great. Now, do they speak in tongues and languages?
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