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And That's Why We Drink

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Language: en-us Comedy True Crime Society & Culture
Last Checked: 2025-07-29 19:16:12

E442 Interdimensional Naps and Synchronicity Seafood Dinners

27 Jul 2025

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It’s Episode 442 and we’ve crossed many deserts and come back from the beyond to be here! This w...

E441 Canada’s Sweetheart and Wingman of the Century

20 Jul 2025

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Woo, Yay, Boo! It’s episode 441 and we’re throwing it back to our first live show (and Em’s fi...

E440 WeWorking with Ghosts and Devil’s Lettuce Friend Tattoos

13 Jul 2025

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It’s Episode 440 and would you look at that fancy new farm artwork Em got? This week for the very ...

E439 Office Ghosts and Haunted Desk Drinks

Sun, 06 Jul

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Previously on “Blaise’s Office Ghost Situation”… It’s episode 439 and Christine has an upd...

Listener Stories: Vol. 105

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0000

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Introducing… The concept of July! It’s the first of the month which means another batch of stori...

E438 The Mighty S.S. Leona and an Unexpected Pasta Experience

Sun, 29 Jun

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Episode 438 is here? Word, bird. This week Em takes us to Oregon for an undercut indie cryptid favor...

E437 A Crisis Mode Twisted Tea and a Clumsy Guardian Angel

Sun, 22 Jun

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Grab your crisis beverages of choice and join us for Episode 437! This week Em brings us a story tha...

E436 Mayoral Messages and a Lemonade Haunting

Sun, 15 Jun

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It’s Episode 436 and did we just find another Z.B. with a paranormal gallery? Today Em brings us a...

E435 The Schnapps Age and the Little Chicken Man

Sun, 08 Jun

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It’s Episode 435 and our delayed birthday episode!! To celebrate Em brings Christine a story from ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 104

Sun, 01 Jun

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Happy Birthday month to us!! To celebrate we’ve got a batch of super scary listener stories about ...

E433 Tee Shirt Abs and Moving Fonts

Sun, 25 May

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For episode 433 we’re taking some post-tour downtime and bringing it back to our Tampa live show f...

E432 A Techno Western Hotel and a Moonlit Bobcat Crime

Sun, 18 May

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It's Episode 432 and we’re gonna yap and yap ‘till we don’t give a crap. Today Em brings us ri...

E431 Mr. Glitter Shoes and a Mystery Vortex

Sun, 11 May

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Don’t you swipe! Because Episode 431 is here! This week Em tells us the urban legend and lore of a...

E430 Opening Night Haunts and Scamaroonies - Live Show at The Brooklyn Bell House, Brooklyn, NY

Sun, 04 May

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It’s Episode 430 and this week we’re throwing it back to our live show at the Brooklyn Bell Hous...

Listener Stories: Vol. 103

Thu, 01 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000

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The rumors are true - it’s May! And this month Eva has brought us a wild batch of true crime theme...

E429 A Personal Pug Nightmare and a Driving School Lore

Sun, 27 Apr

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** Trigger Warning: Child/Infant Death ** It’s Episode 429 and are we well? No! This week Em brin...

E428 A Smuggled Cream Soda and a Vibin' Lady in White

Sun, 20 Apr

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** Trigger Warning: Child/Infant Death ** It’s Episode 428 and we’re off to a better start than...

E427 Chiropractic Adjustments for the Soul and Could-Be-Me Shadow Men

Sun, 13 Apr

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Welcome to ATWWD Presents the Wicked Recap! Just kidding, it’s Episode 427 and this week Em takes ...

E426 A Big Bi Cup and Christine’s Box of Doom

Sun, 06 Apr

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Episode 426 is here and is foster dog Hank the funniest thing that’s happened on the podcast so fa...

Listener Stories: Vol. 102

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000

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Happy April Fools Day! Today Eva has collected a batch of wild, spooky, and trick filled stories for...

E425 Our Pancake Era and Cosmic Sleep Mysteries

Sun, 30 Mar

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It’s Episode 425 and we’ve Ore-gone to Oregon! This week Em brings us the third and final part o...

E424 Mount Shasta Synchronicities and Beelzebubbe’s Little Matzo Ball

Sun, 23 Mar

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It’s Episode 424 and we’re glowing in the daylight savings lighting. This week Em brings us Part...

E423 Baby Cobra Podcasting and a Goblin Grandfather

Sun, 16 Mar

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It’s Episode 423 and we’re coming to you live through our gamboozler bamdoozit who-whatsit. This...

E422 Nostalgic 90's Tarot Cards and A Block Party of Ghosts

Sun, 09 Mar

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It’s Episode 422 and we’ve been Zorg blasted by Zenon. This week Em finishes out Part 2 on The C...

And That's Why We Drink: LIVE! - The Pour Decisions Tour

Sat, 08 Mar

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Prepare yourself for a night of chilling thrills and intoxicating laughter with "The Pour Decisions ...

E421 Frenemies in Relaxing and a Mid Nap Yap

Sun, 02 Mar

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Welcome to Episode 421 where all roads lead to the Em-pire. This week we’re headed to England! Fir...

Listener Stories: Vol. 101

Sat, 01 Mar

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Get ready to boogie into March with us while we read you a selection of ghostly Listener Stories. Fr...

E420 Demons with Tongs and the Big Loft in the Sky

Sun, 23 Feb

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It’s Episode 420 and are the vibes weird today or is that just us? This week Em finishes out their...

E419 The Salty Spitoon Sauna and the Bookworm Protocol

Sun, 16 Feb

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It’s Episode 419 and we wanna know how tough are ya? This week Em takes us back to Australia for t...

E418 A Labrador Retriever’s Decorating Sensibilities and a Barbed Wire Knitting Circle

Sun, 09 Feb

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It’s episode 418 and we’re passing along our decorative sticks! This week Em takes us to a 1920s...

E417 Breaking into Wallace and Giving Balloons to Priests

Sun, 02 Feb

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It’s episode 417 and we’re dazzling and disintegrating. This week Em brings us a classic exorcis...

Listener Stories: Vol. 100! (The Lost 16th Listener’s Episode)

Sat, 01 Feb

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It’s been 100 weeks, no wait.. MONTHS since we started reading listener submitted stories from all...

E416 Em’s Recurring Bit and a Gossipy Tale

Sun, 26 Jan

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It’s episode 416 and the chaotic energy is in the house this week! First Em brings us a long-await...

E415 A Kiss of Silence and a Ghost Who Hates Mansplainers

Sun, 19 Jan

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Happy Concepisode everyone! It’s episode 415 and the 8 year anniversary of And That’s Why We Dri...

E414 Flying Foopengerkles and The Art of Yapping

Sun, 12 Jan

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It’s Episode 414 and the butterflies in our stomachs have turned to pterodactyls. This week Em tak...

E413 The Corpse Color Zoom Filter and the Fun Little Treat Lifestyle

Sun, 05 Jan

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It’s Episode 413 and we deserve an FLT today. This week Em brings us a classic cryptid story from ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 99

Wed, 01 Jan

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Happy New Year Boozers and Shakers! We’ve got an awesome collection of stories that Eva gathered f...

E412 Leona’s Ghost and High Definition Palm Sweat

Sun, 29 Dec

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It’s Episode 412 where all gifts are from Funcle Em! This week Em takes us to Australia for the wi...

E411 A Chef Boyardee Vape Situation and a Sheepless Shephard

Sun, 22 Dec

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What’s the 411? Episode 411 that is! This week Em is bringing the Christmas creepiness with the ta...

E410 The Loose Moose Trio and Mr. I Need a Ride

Sun, 15 Dec

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It’s Episode 410 and we just want to be hot potatoes in a prime nap zone. Today Em brings us the w...

E409 A Traumatic Tern Statue and a Fainting Couch for Two

Sun, 08 Dec

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Thanks for tuning in to 98.ATWWD where Christmastime is here and so is Episode 409. Today Em brings ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 98

Sun, 01 Dec

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Christmas tiiiiimeeee is hereeee. Happy December everyone! This month Eva has collected an awesome a...

E407 A Seance Arsonist and Ghosts with Gall

Sun, 24 Nov

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It’s Episode 407 and we’re just skeletons trying our best. This week Em takes us to Mississippi ...

E406 A Nap Seance and The Christine Claw™

Sun, 17 Nov

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Episode 406 is here and so is Juniper to take a bite from Christine after her nap. This week Em brin...

E405 Halloween Hangovers and Top Tier Candy Handers

Sun, 10 Nov

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It’s Episode 405 and we need to know how many pieces of candy are in 15lbs worth? This week Em has...

E404 A Spider Problem and a Grumpy Toad

Sun, 03 Nov

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Have you seen our skeleton legs? It’s episode 404 and we’re recapping our Halloweens as homeowne...

Listener Stories: Vol. 97

Fri, 01 Nov

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Happy November, Boozers and Shakers! Well, happy early November, and while we’re on the topic, ple...

Special Episode: 4th Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0000

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Turn on the goosecam meter and pour one out for Snippy, because MC Hircine Shifter and Lisa Frank’...

Playlist of the Dead: An All-Star Halloween Special

Mon, 28 Oct

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Six Strangers. One Cursed Playlist. Ultimate Power—or Certain Death. Drawn by a mysterious letter ...

E403 Senior Citizen Energy and a Love Rhombus

Sun, 27 Oct

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A Crime Traveler and a Lady in White walk into the Gallows… It’s Episode 403 and we’re celebra...

E402 Psoriasistas and Amazon Prime Skydiving

Sun, 20 Oct

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It's Episode 402 and we're throwing a sardine on it to feel something. This week Em is bringing it b...

E401 Demon Water Superpowers and a Pretty Poisoner

Sun, 13 Oct

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Welcome to Episode 400 plus an extra and this week we’re letting Satan take the wheel. Today Em br...

E400 Dry Spaghetti Psychics and Gay Gasps

Sun, 06 Oct

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Two books, three pets, one Leona, two houses and one bed frame later we have finally reached Episode...

Listener Stories: Vol. 96

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 07:27:00 -0000

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Cue the spooky intro sounds, October is officially here! And this month Eva has collected the perfec...

E399 Em's Day O' Fun and a Ghost Renovator

Sun, 29 Sep

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It’s Episode 399 and there’s drama in Chair City! Today Em takes us to Massachusetts for the tal...

E398 A Pink Panther Ghost and The Great Disappointment

Sun, 22 Sep

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It's Episode 398 and we're racing to the grave in a coffin! This week Em brings us a local legend fr...

E397 A Poultrygeist and an En-gay-gement

Sun, 15 Sep

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Les Go Girls! Episode 397 is here and between engagement excitement and updates on Christine's haunt...

E396 A Curtain Fiesta and a Ghost's Fan Mail

Sun, 08 Sep

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It's episode 396 and we're just here to get Christine f*cked up in one of the 40 remaining Rainfores...

Listener Stories: Vol. 95

Sun, 01 Sep

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Two neurodivergent podcasters diverged in a wood... Zeptember is here which means it's officially Fa...

E394 A Glitching Sim and a Yappy Hour

Sun, 25 Aug

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It's episode 394 so here's your reminder to drink your water, you thirsty little rats and take your ...

E393 A Feral Rat Summer and A Trench Coat Full of Snakes

Sun, 18 Aug

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Welcome to episode 393, where we discover Em has broccoli hair! This week Em takes us to Indiana and...

E392 Rat Girl Summer and Weepy Hollow

Sun, 11 Aug

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It's episode 392 and we're distracted by the stars in your eyes! First Em takes us to the Irma Hotel...

E391 A Penultimate Show and a Bonus Drinking Game Round

Sun, 04 Aug

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It's episode 391 and if you see a blue skeleton in your lucid dreams, it just means that Abraham Lin...

Listener Stories: Vol. 94

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0000

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Welcome to Dagust (Dog August), where we're melting! Tune in this month for an episode full of your ...

E390 A Noodle Room and a Doodle Competition

Sun, 28 Jul

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It's episode 390 and gossip is our espresso! Congratulations, you're awake and here just in time for...

E389 Intriguing Event Schedules and Lukewarm Cans Sparkling Water

Sun, 21 Jul

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It's episode 389 and you're hurting "It's" feelings! This week is unexpectedly Tulsa themed as Em ta...

E388 Stress Rashes and Deranged Camera Angles

Sun, 14 Jul

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Welcome to episode 388, where we're screaming inside! This is the gossip episode; first we go deeper...

E387 Adulting Cheat Codes and Dramatic Readings of the Cha Cha Slide

Sun, 07 Jul

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It's episode 387 and should we pause?? We might be having some technical difficulties but that also ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 93

Mon, 01 Jul

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Happy July! It's hot AF and our livers are bigger than they look! Tune in this month for some Whaley...

E386 A Telegram to our Exes and a Hell of a Case of Swamp Gas

Sun, 30 Jun

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Hello, our fruity little mangoes! It's episode 386, and what's the deal with Erewhon? This week Em t...

E385 Dinosaur Spiritualism and Mediumship Advisors

Sun, 23 Jun

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Hello and welcome to episode 385, we’re just here wearing two polos with double popped collars! Ge...

E384 A Raccoon Bagel Infestation and a Birthday Shot in the Butt

Sun, 16 Jun

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Welcome to our birthday recap episode! We mean episode 384... we've got some sinister updates in the...

E383 Pseudo Armchair Ear Experts and Flower Pot London Fogs

Sun, 09 Jun

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Welcome to episode 383, if you learn anything from us today, don't eat 11 of anything all in a row! ...

E382 Birthday Bummers and Haunted Emo Cowboys

Sun, 02 Jun

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It's episode 382, it's our birthdays and we're enduring some dusty water! This week Em has a surpris...

Listener Stories: Vol. 92

Sat, 01 Jun

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WELCOME TO OUR BIRTHDAYS MONTH!! We're just vibing but don't worry we're also buying ourselves lots ...

E381 Drunk on Leaves and Resurrecting the Information SuperHighway

Sun, 26 May

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It's episode 381 and we're back on our cryptid bullshit! This week Em brings us the wild tale of the...

E380 The Spookeasy and the Crime Travelers, Partners in Time

Sun, 19 May

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Episode 380 is here and tell us, do you know the difference between parlor rooms and sitting rooms? ...

E379 A Never-ending Slumber Party and an ATWWD Bowling League

Sun, 12 May

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It's episode 379 and we're experiencing technical difficulties and making big life announcements (Ch...

E378 The Butter Bar Lore and the Glass Peacock Yappers

Sun, 05 May

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It's episode 378 and this week's theme is: butter! First Em takes us to Flint, Michigan for the haun...

Listener Stories: Vol. 91

Wed, 01 May

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YouTube! We're so sorry, yet again, about the weird glitch-lag. We promise we're working on fixing t...

E377 Carnival Cobblers and Time Traveling Text Messages

Sun, 28 Apr

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Welcome to episode 377, in which we try to communicate with Linda via dowsing rods so we can just ge...

E376 Vintage Honks and Zoomies Screams

Sun, 21 Apr

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It's episode 376 and we're getting our zoomies out! Tune in this week to hear about Christine's psyc...

E375 Joann's Haberdashery and Ghost Logic

Sun, 14 Apr

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It's episode 375 and we've got a choose your own adventure of reasons to drink this week. Today Em b...

E374 A Big Queer Door and The Mulberry Bush of the Year

Sun, 07 Apr

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It's episode 374 and are technical issues bringing us closer together? We're so sorry, YouTube Booze...

Listener Stories: Vol. 90

Mon, 01 Apr

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Welcome to April Ghouls: Two Boos and a Lie! This year for April Fool's Eva is bringing us some ghou...

E373 The Thirsty Little Rat Inn and the Coowoo Girls

Sun, 31 Mar

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It's episode 373 and our other car is a hoop and stick! Who else is feeling the butterflies of putti...

E372 A Trash Nap and a Clumsy Girl Ghost

Sun, 24 Mar

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It's episode 372: we've done some soul searching and we just don't like hot tomatoes, OK?! This week...

E371 Warnings About File Organizing and Smooth Coffee Shop Compliments

Sun, 17 Mar

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It's episode 371 and we're wishing you a happy belated Leap Day! We celebrate privately, not necessa...

E370 Therapy Book Club and Satan's Church Fonts

Sun, 10 Mar

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It's episode 370, welcome to our book report! Tune in this week to hear if either of us is psychic. ...

E369 Frankenstein's Monster's Ghost and Grunge Justice

Sun, 03 Mar

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It's episode 369, but, wait, what episode is it again? We need a gentle reminder. This week Em induc...

Listener Stories: Vol. 89

Fri, 01 Mar

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We're bringing new meaning to "March Madness" this month with Trevin and Amanda from Live, Laugh, La...

E368 Whodunnit Hauntings and Three Lollipops in a Trench Coat

Sun, 25 Feb

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Episode 368 is here and you would tell us if we looked like corpses, wouldn't you? First Em brings u...

E367 Millennial Road Signs and Yappuccinos

Sun, 18 Feb

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It's episode 367 and we're ready to flabber your gasts! First Em takes us down a wild road of near d...

E366 Troll Butter and Moon Spit

Sun, 11 Feb

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It's Episode 366 and we're fresh off our Salt Lake City and Denver adventures! Today Em brings us to...

E365 Podcasting in Dog Years and Collecting Crows Feet

Sun, 04 Feb

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It's episode 365 and we're one year old in dog years! After seven years of podcasting we've finally ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 88

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -0000

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Happy February, boozers and shakers! Join us for a lovely romp down food poisoning lane. We were hop...

E364 A Boulder of Salt and a Shot Put of Horseradish

Sun, 28 Jan

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It's episode 364 and we're on our backstage, gold star behavior! This week Em takes us to the inters...

E363 A Failed Handstand and an Infestation of Prairie Dogs

Sun, 21 Jan

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It's episode 363 and we're recovering from an infestation of prairie dogs, we mean some kerfuffles o...

E362 An Identi-Tea Crisis and Wobbly Mountain

Sun, 14 Jan

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It's episode 362 and our guts have left the building because we're going back on tour! But don't wor...

E361 Troll Hole To-Go and Naming our ADHD

Sun, 07 Jan

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It's episode 361 and we're not naming our ADHD, you are! Ok, we all are. This week Em takes us into ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 87

Mon, 01 Jan

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It's January and we'd like to welcome everyone to the Schiefer Schulz Manor! Wow, what an intro to t...

E360 A Vampiric Stage Lipstick and a Nap Episode

Sun, 31 Dec

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Let's get one thing straight today, babe, your eardrum is perforated. Episode 360 brings some big up...

E359 Secret Society Bullshit and Paranormal Rejection at the Front Desk

Sun, 24 Dec

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It's episode 359 and we've gotten into crypto... cryptozoology that is! This week Em takes us to Nor...

E358 The Frenaissance and the Poopmonger

Sun, 17 Dec

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It's episode 358 and despite all of our technical difficulties our husks can still podcast with the ...

E357 A Millennial Pause and a Scythe Tsunami

Sun, 10 Dec

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Welcome to episode 357 where we're definitely not threatened by all of Em's healthy developments... ...

E356 Spam Artists and Interplanetary Gossip

Sun, 03 Dec

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It's episode 356 and on Wednesdays we get the middle finger by text message! Tune in this week for s...

Listener Stories: Vol. 86

Fri, 01 Dec

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Christmas time is here and we're ghosts of the Victorian, dust-bowl children in the tintype photos m...

E355 Ghouls, Gays, Theys and Cottage Core Lesbian Hauntings

Sun, 26 Nov

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Do gay people attract poltergeists? It's episode 355 and Em is taking us to a haunted U.K. theme par...

E354 A Tarot Therapy Session and a Ghost Cat Pawty

Sun, 19 Nov

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It's episode 354 and we're having the worst post-Halloween, Monday blues of the year (on a Wednesday...

E353 A Weird Date Agent and a Ghost Go Bag

Sun, 12 Nov

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It's episode 353 and we're FINE! Like the sands of the hour glass, we're having a "menty b" about a ...

E352 A Vampire Castle Gift Shop and Millennial Secret Passageway Dreams

Sun, 05 Nov

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Welcome to episode 352! Where Christine shares some mystery photos from the 1800s, only adding to he...

Listener Stories: Vol. 85

Wed, 01 Nov

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Hello, November - tell us we're pretty and feed us some cheese! We've got some fun and creepy storie...

BONUS EPISODE: A Halloween Surprise with Roz Hernandez!

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0000

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Surprise and happy Halloween! We're here to celebrate all things spooky with our new friend Roz Hern...

E351 Mongoose Sound-Waves and Halloween Caroling

Sun, 29 Oct

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Happy Halloween!! Beware episode 351 because Gef the Mongoose is taking over the airwaves! Gef's ear...

E350 Eyelid Licking Demons and Black Cat Broomsticks

Sun, 22 Oct

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Oh Christine, oh Christine, next week's Halloween! Episode 350 is a big one and has us in our heads ...

E349 A Haunted Podcast Studio and a Space Boat

Sun, 15 Oct

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It's 8pm, do you know where your important documents are?? It's also episode 349 and we might have j...

3rd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam

Fri, 13 Oct

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Surprise! In honor of Friday the 13th, we have a pop-up, special Cryptids Unscripted episode to sati...

E348 Stolen Meditation Journals and Fun, Fruity Pond Water

Sun, 08 Oct

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Welcome to episode 348, where we're contemplating the smell of the bottom of a Zoloft bottle! First ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 84

Sun, 01 Oct

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Happy October, Boozers and Shakers! It's our time to shine and we're coming into October hot with so...

E346 A Witch's Rap Battle and a Cursed Fart

Sun, 24 Sep

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It's episode 346 and if seven people fart in the woods, then, sorry, you're possessed now! This week...

E345 Baba Yaga Barbie and Emergency Needlepoint

Sun, 17 Sep

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Episode 345 is here and we're feeling ancient demon vibes... First Em covers the iconic Slavic folkl...

E344 A Neon Parrot Beacon and a Hootenanny of Birds with Pigtails

Sun, 10 Sep

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Welcome to episode 344, we're being so cognito right now... First and foremost, Em takes us on a jou...

E343 Cute Mishaps and Emoticon Etiquette

Sun, 03 Sep

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It's episode 343 and is it Saturn return or is it just us messing up our Zoloft schedule? This week ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 83

Fri, 01 Sep

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Happy Zeptember! We're singing, "where did you go? I miss you so," because we haven't recorded toget...

E342 A Soft Launched Haunting and a Paranormal Rat King

Sun, 27 Aug

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It's episode 342 and may we ask why you drink? May we also suggest you indulge in some H2O? This wee...

E341 Conversations with Fake Allison and Cast Iron Skeletons

Sun, 20 Aug

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Hello and welcome to episode 341 where, conceptually speaking, we have a lot in common with babies! ...

E340 Midnight Moon Bounces and Moody Away Messages

Sun, 13 Aug

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It's episode 340 and we miss your celery kisses! This week Em brings us the creepy, gasp-worthy stor...

E339 A Time Capsule Era and a Weasel Break-In

Sun, 06 Aug

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Welcome to episode 339, where we ponder such existential topics as, "how will anyone know what an iP...

Listener Stories: Vol. 82

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0000

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Does anyone else think August is just the Twilight Zone of months, marking imminent doom? We're ridi...

E338 Caramel Apple Eating Ghosts and Moist Brains

Sun, 30 Jul

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Recording in progress... please excuse any technical difficulties in episode 338, including Christin...

E337 An Empire of Ems and a Sitcom about a Wizard's Origin Story

Sun, 23 Jul

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It's episode 337 and it's all garlic, no sun this week! First, we've got some catching up to do on C...

E336 An Armoire of Brandy Snifters and Mug Madness

Sun, 16 Jul

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It's episode 336 and we have arrived... LEONA HAS SAID THE WORD "MOTHMAN". We've got one of our favo...

E335 The Gospel of Chillax and a Plot Tornado

Sun, 09 Jul

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It's episode 335 and is Christine group texting the entire audience of a Taylor Swift concert? This ...

E334 Macarena of Veins and Casper's Foil

Sun, 02 Jul

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We're vibrant this week... is it sweat? First Em takes us to a place we don't go often for our stori...

Listener Stories: Vol. 81

Sat, 01 Jul

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Welcome to July. We're in mourning because our birthday month is over. Pride month is over. What is ...

E333 Glowing Green Spaghetti Bolognese and a Teeny Tiny Apothecary

Sun, 25 Jun

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The air feels weird for episode 333 - maybe it's because we're talking about some naughty things lik...

E332 The Mysterious Bisexual and the Sauce of Time

Sun, 18 Jun

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Welcome to episode 332 and a recording run by sickos so please pardon our DayQuill grind! This week ...

E331 A Milky Way Martini and a Naughty Gaudy Party

Sun, 11 Jun

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It's episode 331 and we're not recording on Wednesdays anymore because Christine cannot handle Em's ...

E330 Psychic Grandma and Swimming in Jeans

Sun, 04 Jun

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It's our birthdays! Episode 330, here we come with some special topics to celebrate Gemini season. G...

Listener Stories: Vol. 80

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0000

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It's our birthday month and Eva told us this is a redemption episode from last year's birthday "surp...

E329 Sad Happy Hour and Night Nuts

Sun, 28 May

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It's episode 329 and there's nothing left to do but work! Tune in to hear some behind the scenes wat...

E328 A Wicked Birthday Card and a Vampirarchy

Sun, 21 May

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Grab your Kentucky-legal vape pens because episode 328 is chock full of frenemies, boats, ex-lovers ...

E327 Consensual Foot Blister Pics and the Speaking Your Mind Dance

Sun, 14 May

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Welcome, welcome to episode 327 where we're dancing around while speaking our minds. First Em gives ...

E326 Step-Stud Muffins and Microphone Kisses

Sun, 07 May

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Take a hike... to Superstition Mountain! It's episode 326 and we're giving microphone kisses to spit...

Listener Stories: Vol. 79

Mon, 01 May

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Are you the record keeper or the tea sipper of your family? We hear from both this month! We’re ki...

E325 Last Minute Lasik and Nonsense for Your Mind

Sun, 30 Apr

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Welcome to episode 325 where Christine gets last minute Lasik and Em is in the know about a true cri...

E324 Foot Pimples and Chicken Pox Parties

Sun, 23 Apr

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Help! It’s episode 324 and Leona gifted both Em and Eva with Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease! This we...

E323 Em’s Galactic Bartending and Christine’s Grog Shoppe

Sun, 16 Apr

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It’s episode 323 and we’re knocking shit over with our robot hands! This week Em deep dives into...

E322 The Halloween House and the Woolper News

Sun, 09 Apr

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Ring, ring! It's episode 322 and we're calling from the cave phone! This week Em takes us on a creep...

E321 A Coffee Unboxing and a Boiling Milk Cocktail

Sun, 02 Apr

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It's episode 321 and we're making sure to let everyone know our trance state boundaries. First Em te...

Listener Stories: Vol. 78

Sat, 01 Apr

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Happy April from your favorite fools. Join us for some poltergeist shenanigans!  Learn more about ...

E320 A Lucid Dreaming Banana Experience and the Famous Saint Jack-in-the-Box Ley Line

Sun, 26 Mar

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Welcome to episode 320, where Christine is mad at Em and Eva and has demanded to address it publicly...

E319 Synchronicity Sandwiches and Long Lost Mustard Friends

Sun, 19 Mar

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We’ve got episode 319 coming at ya and we’re peeling back the proverbial curtain on Slack channe...

E318 Collateral Damage to Everyone's Misdeeds and Thor Peanut Butter Schiefer Schultz

Sun, 12 Mar

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It's episode 318 and it's happening, it's happening... We're bringing you some throwback chaotic ene...

E317 An Emergency Snuggie and a Vitaminute

Sun, 05 Mar

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In episode 317 we're checking in to make sure you've taken your mins and supps (vitamins and supplem...

Listener Stories: Vol. 77

Wed, 01 Mar

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Happy March Madness (just our own madness, no basketball)! We're recording on Em's favorite day 2.22...

E316 Em's Apothecary and a Tincture of Frenzy

Sun, 26 Feb

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Welcome to episode 316 at Em's Apothecary! We're here to cure what ails ya and bring you some creepy...

E315 A Compendium on the Birds of Kentucky and a Celebrity Opossum

Sun, 19 Feb

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It's episode 315 and you're invited to become obsessed with opossums like Christine and Eva! Em is a...

E314 Haircuts for Haunted Dolls and Christine's October Elf on the Shelf

Sun, 12 Feb

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It's episode 314, so call Lucy and tell everyone in the fiery place that we're throwing a big bash! ...

E313 Tommy Pickles Voice and Milkshake Throat

Sun, 05 Feb

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Happy sweet 666, everyone! Get your Big Gulp milkshakes ready because episode 313 marks our darling,...

Listener Stories: Vol. 76

Wed, 01 Feb

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Happy FebRuary, folks! We hope everything is still going well this year and you're enjoying February...

E312 Our AIM Renaissance and Our Cryptid Festival Year

Sun, 29 Jan

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In episode 312 we're suggesting you chew on Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts at your own risk. But we are r...

E311 Vaudeville Canes and Hand-Clap Games

Sun, 22 Jan

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Welcome to episode 311 where we're having a very Drew Barrymore moment and we're basking in it! We h...

E310 The Town Shrieker and the Grape Escape

Sun, 15 Jan

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It's episode 310 and despite the movie-magic of our recording schedule we actually haven't recorded ...

E309 A Haunted Doll Book Club and a Murder Comic

Sun, 08 Jan

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It's episode 309 and there continue to be no hinges to speak of in the new year! First Em kicks off ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 75

Sun, 01 Jan

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Happy New Year!! We're still committed to not making any predictions because of how terribly that's ...

E307 Secret Krampus and Creepy Cake

Sun, 25 Dec

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Episode 307 is our official holiday episode where Em is bringing...

E306 Mailed Stale French Fries and Rogue Eyebrows

Sun, 18 Dec

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It's episode 306 and since it's earlier for us than usual and we just saw each other in person, we'r...

E305 An Onion of a Drink and a Real Life Fish Flop

Sun, 11 Dec

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Welcome to episode 305, where we're reading the fucking room! This week Em brings us a story we cove...

E304 Hand Paws and Wisconsinners

Sun, 04 Dec

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In episode 304, Mommy comes back to get you... Em passes on a family tradition in the form of an out...

Listener Stories: Vol. 74

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0000

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Happy unhinged Honda-days! Christine is channeling multiple demons to bring us another rendition of ...

E303 A Pumpkin Head and a Biased Bisexual

Sun, 27 Nov

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In episode 303, the floor of Christine's lucid dream is covered in mouse traps set by Em! And what a...

E302 An Elbow Eyebrow and an Asparagus Salad

Sun, 20 Nov

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It’s episode 302 and Christine has another ghost story she’s been waiting to tell Em on the podc...

E301 Jack-o-lantern Moths and Spooky Smiles

Sun, 13 Nov

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Trick or treat! We're trying to prove that it's always spooky season for us, so today Em is bringing...

E300 Bougie Ghost Hunting and Wafts of Fog Friends

Sun, 06 Nov

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It’s here, it’s happening, it’s our 300th! We can’t believe we’ve been here for 300 years,...

Listener Stories: Vol. 73

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0000

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Happy two days after our Atlanta costume contest live show (we mean November)! Christine has her cel...

E299 A Lesson in Filaments and a Future Ghost Prank

Sun, 30 Oct

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Happy Halloweekend, boozers and shakers!! We can't believe we missed a Halloween/300th celebration c...

E298 A Merch Bag of Dirt and the Latest Sensation for Jaded Lovers of Uncanny Things

Sun, 23 Oct

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In episode 298, the mighty have fallen... Christine has gotten Covid. But spooky season is lifting o...

E297 A Halloween Holiday Gift and Justice for Book

Sun, 16 Oct

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Hello Hocus Pocus community: It's episode 297 and Em has some thoughts! Including giving all the awa...

E296 A Lemon Planchette Read-a-Long Graphic and a Material Girl Coffin

Sun, 09 Oct

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Welcome to episode 296 where Eva had a doctor's appointment so we're fending for ourselves, Lord of ...

E295 A Yak Attack and a Kidnapper's Soundcloud

Sun, 02 Oct

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It's episode 295, let's get into some spookiness! This week Em thought you were owed enough ghost st...

Listener Stories: Vol. 72

Sat, 01 Oct

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Happy Halloween season!! We've got some extra scary listener stories this October to get you in the ...

E294 Strawberry Eyeballs and Our Wildest Autumnal Dreams

Sun, 25 Sep

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It's episode 294 and it's been 105 degrees in Los Angeles, meaning it's more important than ever to ...

E293 A Hottie Without a Body and the Fun Factory

Sun, 18 Sep

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Welcome to episode 293 where we're lighting safe-ish "good-bye" candles for spooky show and tell! Jo...

E292 Hellhound Belly Rubs and Caveman Ghost Tchotchkes

Sun, 11 Sep

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It's episode 292 and we're being very brave about tummy aches! This week Em brings us the lore of U....

E291 Router Hauntings and Our Weekly World News Broadcasting Voices

Sun, 04 Sep

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It's episode 291 and we love the theatrics! This week Em brings us the wild tale of Batsquatch, who ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 71

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0000

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Welcome to Zesty Zeptember! It's officially fall, as far as we're concerned and we've got some spook...

E290 Psychic Surgery Dreams and Christine's Principles of Magic

Sun, 28 Aug

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It's episode 290 and we're officially in the Troll Hole! This week Em brings us some nicks, knacks, ...

Special Episode: 2nd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam and Charity Auction!

Sun, 21 Aug

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In lieu of a cursed livestream we're bringing you our second annual poetry slam as a special bonus e...

E288 A Podcast Done via Ouija Board and a Bewitched Cow

Sun, 14 Aug

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Hello! It's episode 288, tune in to see if the entire show is done via ouija board because Em's hear...

E287 The Gay Bathroom Invite Revisited and a Selection of Mothman Mugs

Sun, 07 Aug

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Welcome to episode 287 where we have a crush on everybody! But we also feel unwell due to Em's story...

Listener Stories: Vol. 70

Mon, 01 Aug

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Welcome to Armchair August! We're surprising Em with the theme they demanded and then forgot about. ...

E286 A Middle Finger Lemon Manicure and the Devil's Night-Time Corn Walk

Sun, 31 Jul

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It's episode 286 and we were both very brave today! This week Em brings us the lore of the Devil's T...

E285 An Emergency Bag Escape Room and a Pantsless Recording

Sun, 24 Jul

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Welcome to episode 285, where Christine is changing diapers by lantern light! This week Em does a do...

E284 The Troll Hole Em-porium and the Time Traveling Wedgie Patrol

Sun, 17 Jul

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Welcome to episode 284, where we have some dangerous banter wiggle room! This week, we're embarrasse...

E283 A Psychic Wordle Turtle and a Tangent Lasagna

Sun, 10 Jul

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It's episode 283 and Christine has stopped sleep-honking! Join us for another round of Brazilian ali...

E282 A Sleep Zoo and a Big Gay Bathroom

Sun, 03 Jul

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It's episode 282, a perfectly chaotic episode, and let's just not reject Em in their own gay bathroo...

Listener Stories: Vol. 69

Fri, 01 Jul

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Are we holding a grudge against July? Maybe! Can Leona sense Em's sandwich vibes from across the cou...

E281 A Gossip Corner Dinner Trap and Facts Served Up on a Celery Dish

Sun, 26 Jun

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It's episode 281 and celery vases are so out but celery plates are in! First Em dishes it out with t...

E280 Emothy Phantom and the Walt Disney of Ghosts

Sun, 19 Jun

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An exorcist, a medium and a priest walk into a bar... it's episode 280 and we've got the paranormal ...

E279 Burnt Microphones and the Hauntland

Sun, 12 Jun

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No AC? No worries! This week, in episode 279, the ghosts will keep you cold. Today Em brings us the ...

E278 A Birthday Demon and a Lunar Lemon

Sun, 05 Jun

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It's our birthday episode and Christine's podcast room might be turning into Jumanji?! Please hold f...

Listener Stories: Vol. 68

Wed, 01 Jun

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It's birthday season, we're feeling ghoulish and we're here for some feral chaos! This month for our...

E277 A Grass-Fed Cryptid and Trash Snacks

Sun, 29 May

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Get ready because episode 277 is chock full of paranormal postpartum anxiety and a real cryptid "wil...

E276 Christine Junior and Our Flatlined Sanity

Sun, 22 May

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It's episode 276 and our sanity has finally flatlined! Also, Wyoming, we love you and we see you. An...

E275 The Thneed of Kentucky and the Stigmata of Squidward Tentacles

Sun, 15 May

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It's episode 275 and we've got some coffin candle updates! This week Em takes us to the homeland of ...

E274 Psychic Clouds and a Literal Goldmine

Sun, 08 May

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In episode 274, Em learns science again and teaches us all about the Stone Tape (not Stone Soup) The...

Listener Stories: Vol. 67

Sun, 01 May

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Stop, drop and roll, everyone, it's almost our birthdays! We've all got a month to prepare. Today we...

E272 The Most Emo Cryptid and the Emcyclopedia

Sun, 24 Apr

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It's episode 272 and the ice worms are back again... join us on a wild journey as Em takes us to the...

E271 A Top-Heavy Brain and a Beer Can Easter

Sun, 17 Apr

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Happy Easter! Did you know the best way to praise Jesus is to sing Leona Lewis's Bleeding Love to h...

Introducing… Rituals

Mon, 11 Apr

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We’re so excited to share a sneak peek of the very first episode of our new podcast, Rituals! Ever...

E270 A Gold-Dipped Pickle and the Empurrress

Sun, 10 Apr

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It's episode 270 and "hesitantly on board" is our M-O! First Em covers a story that sounds vaguely f...

E269 Cardiologically Speaking and a Magical Scarf Swoosh

Sun, 03 Apr

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Welcome to episode 269, where we happen to know a lot about applesauce. This week Em takes us out we...

Listener Stories: Vol. 66

Fri, 01 Apr

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Welcome to Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, where we read the spookiest stories in the most dramatic ...

E268 A Sea Shanty for Christine and Paranormal FaceTime

Sun, 27 Mar

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It's episode 268 and Em's been practicing their sea shanties for Christine! This week Em takes us to...

E267 Wooing Tactics and the Emothy Sunrise

Sun, 20 Mar

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Welcome to episode 267 aka the Christine Schiefer Show! Where Em can't hear the mixer sound effects ...

E266 Em's Condemned Troll Hole and a Ouija Related Genital Bridge

Sun, 13 Mar

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The other shoe just dropped... onto Christine's mixer and we've discovered some great sound effects!...

E265 Generation Xiinön and Intergalactic Instant Messages

Sun, 06 Mar

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Happy Twosday! Em's celebrating by sending themself the most precious gift from the past and teachin...

Listener Stories: Vol. 65

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0000

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Welcome to Pisces season! We're all half a fool here, especially little Leona on her almost half bir...

E264 Our Newfound Noodles and Christine's Quantum Thoughts

Sun, 27 Feb

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Welcome to episode 264 where we're using our newfound noodles to bring you this week's spooky storie...

E263 Best Friend TV Show Betrayal and the Era of Frappuccinos

Sun, 20 Feb

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What's an EVP again? It's episode 263 and the ghosts just have a few questions about the ghost hunt...

E262 The Quadratic Formula for Our Crushes and AIM Screen Name Numerology

Sun, 13 Feb

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She's baaaaa-aaaaack! Our favorite trashy-classy goddess has returned from her parental leave and we...

E261 Supernatural Roaches and Ghost Potatoes

Sun, 06 Feb

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Welcome to episode 261, the last episode before we get Christine back for good! And who better to cl...

Listener Stories: Vol. 64

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0000

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Every cup has a story, so please compliment our under-recognized mug collections! Especially because...

E260 Detective Spatula and Beard Forensics

Sun, 30 Jan

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It's episode 260 and the human race is in peril once again! Please welcome the closer of our Wine an...

E259 Ectoplasm Happy Hour and a Haunted Lawnmower

Sun, 23 Jan

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It's episode 259 and we have the second in our series of Wine and Crime co-hosts with Lucy! This wee...

E258 One Titty Out History and Eternal Skinny Dipping

Sun, 16 Jan

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Welcome to episode 258, boozers, shakers and Wine & Crime Coven! We're so grateful to kick off our l...

E257 Xandy's Castle Roommate and Spicy Lighthouse Decor

Sun, 09 Jan

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Welcome to episode 257 where we deep dive into all of our hyper-fixations! Most importantly, for Xa...

E256 The Quest for Vegan Fried Chicken and Waffles and a Ghost's Nightcap

Sun, 02 Jan

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Happy New Year! It's episode 256 and we're not judging any vegans today but we certainly are judging...

Listener Stories: Vol. 63

Sat, 01 Jan

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Happy Neutral New Year, everyone! We're trying to keep it low key in terms of expectations for this ...

E255 Holiday Cryptid Friends and a Very Merry Christinemas

Sun, 26 Dec

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Christmastime is here... and so is the original cork-toothed pirate, the unhinged Shifter herself, C...

E254 The Bunnyman Bridge 5K and Pre-Halloween Santa Hats

Sun, 19 Dec

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We're going wild with "fun" facts today for episode 254, from Runescape to shoe buckles to the las...

E253 The Funcle Takeover and the Crimes of Christine

Sun, 12 Dec

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Who's guest hosting episode 253? Well, let's just say, it's very high and he doesn't like ladders.....

E252 B-List Ghosts and French Diamond Thief Girlboss Energy

Sun, 05 Dec

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Meet us at the floating ghost beer, because it's episode 252 and we're still at the haunted bar! Em ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 62

Wed, 01 Dec

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Christmastime is here! Join Em wrapped in Christmas lights and Allison for some spiked hot chocolate...

E251 Mercury in the Microwave and a Ghost's Attic Speakeasy

Sun, 28 Nov

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It's episode 251 and we've got our carb enhancing oil ready! Em starts the first in their two part s...

E250 An Engineer of Good Times and Witches on Speed Dial

Sun, 21 Nov

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This week we're going rogue to robe and hosting bread candle seances, folks! It's Eva's second epis...

E249 The Devil's Timeshare and Sleepwalking Mouths

Sun, 14 Nov

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Welcome, Leona! It's Christine's parental leave, so we're inviting people close to her on the show t...

E248 Paranormal Preschool Gossip and June's Podcast Calendar Models

Sun, 07 Nov

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Does labor feel like being shot in the stomach? Tune in to Christine's last episode before Leona's a...

Listener Stories: Vol. 61

Mon, 01 Nov

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Happy November! We're kicking off Christine's maternity leave with our first special guest host: All...

E247 Roach Milk and Em-raphobia

Sun, 31 Oct

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Happy Halloween! What a special, spooky occasion that Halloween would fall on the actual day of an ...

E246 A Wall of Lava Lamps and Christine the Cackle Burger Witch

Sun, 24 Oct

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Please don't give us salads this week, because Christine is taking us to Burger Chef! But first, Em ...

E245 Napkin Hating Ghosts and an Immortal Pregnancy Portal

Sun, 17 Oct

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Our napkins are on the floor and our wigs are being ripped off by ghosts this week... episode 245 is...

E244 A Demonic Cricut Cutter and Mercury's Mindflight

Sun, 10 Oct

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It's here! The reunion episode we alluded to on Instagram! We're back together in person for episode...

E243 A Baker's Dozen No One Invited to the Party and a Bad Donut

Sun, 03 Oct

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Can you pronounce the word for the fear of Friday the 13th? We're not sure we can but we've got some...

Listener Stories: Vol. 60

Fri, 01 Oct

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HAPPY OCTOBER, BOOZERS AND SHAKERS!! Are you ready for some creepy, Halloween stories as well as som...

E242 UFO Potholes and Our Collective Eyebrow

Sun, 26 Sep

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It's episode 242 and, as humans, we mustn't get too technologied, at least according to Em's UFO sto...

E241 Time Travel Art and Cubed Wombat Poop

Sun, 19 Sep

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Welcome to episode 241, where we’re hiding flasks and iPhones in Nancy Reagan’s memoir! Em is al...

E240 A Haunted Hotline and a Vegan Doc Marten Sized Baby

Sun, 12 Sep

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Welcome to episode 240! We've got the conclusions to both of our two-parters this week. First Em clo...

E239 A Trash Pile of Ghostly Magazines and the Paranormal D.A.R.E. Program

Sun, 05 Sep

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It's episode 239 and we've got some big stories for you! First Em covers the history of famed parano...

Listener Stories: Vol. 59

Wed, 01 Sep

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Happy Zeptember! We’re here with a grab bag of creepy stories for you…or is it just Em and a col...

E238 Bagelbites with Italian Seasoning and a Summer Camp Forensics Degree

Sun, 29 Aug

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Who is the Italian Bagelbites? Tune in to Episode 238 to find out! Em covers a creepy kid story for ...

E237 The Ghost With No Pants and a Matchmaking Serial Killer

Sun, 22 Aug

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Paint us like one of your French aliens, Jack... this week episode 237 has us traveling to Em's favo...

E236 Ghostly Dog Breath and a Sardine and Sadness Sandwich

Sun, 15 Aug

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We are the Village People this week! It's episode 236 and Em is taking us across the pond to tell th...

E235 Space Cowboys and Semantics Champions

Sun, 08 Aug

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Welcome to episode 235! This week we're diving into one of Christine's favorite paranormal topics, a...

Listener Stories: Vol. 58

Sun, 01 Aug

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Christine asked and you delivered (pregnancy pun?) with the creepy, sweet and also downright scary p...

E233 Cryptid Smut and a Boy Boss Summer

Sun, 25 Jul

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Welcome to episode 233! Come slap thumbs with us as Em covers the faceless, featureless Dover Demon,...

E232 Paranormal Anxiety and a Seat in the Barking Room

Sun, 18 Jul

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How did ghosts handle the pandemic? We tackle this tough topic and more in episode 232 as Em takes u...

BONUS: In Conversation with Hannah Smith of The Opportunist

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 09:00:00 -0000

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Surprise! We have a fun bonus mini crossover episode for you today! We chatted with Hannah Smith of ...

E231 A Royal Jalapeño Crib and the Worst Quilt Ever Ever Quilted

Sun, 11 Jul

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Welcome to episode 231 where we share Something Corporate facts... we mean new, wild paranormal and ...

E230 A Cauldron of Mac and Cheese and Sugar Free Gummy Bear Consumption

Sun, 04 Jul

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Let it be known that a man had the audacity for the millionth time and it was only the 1500s... Welc...

Listener Stories: Vol. 57

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0000

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Hey ghosty pop, we simply can't do this right now! Join us for another rousing set of truly cursed s...

E229 Team Aliens and the Opposite of a Jolly Rancher

Sun, 27 Jun

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If there are no flying saucers, then why are you at my house, weirdo?? ...is what we would say to th...

E228 Goat Cheese Marshmallows and Bougie Gators

Sun, 20 Jun

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This week we're here to party, y'all! Specifically with the incredible ladies from Sinisterhood! We'...

E227 The Ghouls Next Door and the Criminal Pickle Barrel

Sun, 13 Jun

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What's your go-to ghost move? Ours is just draining everybody dry of their food and drink... Welcome...

E226 Poisonous Sharks and the Patchsquatch

Sun, 06 Jun

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It's that time of year again... it's our birthdays episode!! And we've come to realize that we are t...

Listener Stories: Vol. 56

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0000

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Welcome to Gemini Season and Listener Stories: Vol. 56, boozers and shakers! We're building up the b...

E225 A Baby Barcalounger and the Water Tumbler of Doom

Sun, 30 May

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It's episode 225, folks, and we've got some personal updates for you! Here are a few clues: Em had t...

E224 The Hogwarts of Prisons and Two Generations of Cringeworthy Screen Names

Sun, 23 May

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It's episode 224! And the Vaccination Trifecta are finally out of quarantine and visiting family so ...

E223 Schiefersaurs and Balloonatoons

Sun, 16 May

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Apologies in advance to all the cuttlefish out there... episode 223 takes us into the depths of the ...

E222 The Wine Kill Switch and the Paranormal Vagina Monologues

Sun, 09 May

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It's Em's lucky episode 222 and the rumors are true... Christine is with demon! We're dishing all th...

E221 Family Nuts and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Backrooms

Sun, 02 May

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You asked, Em covered the wrong story, and then we finally delivered... this week on episode 221 Em ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 55

Sat, 01 May

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We're back with some traditional (and extremely creepy) listener ghost stories this month, boozers a...

E220 Astrophysics Improv and the Owl Queen

Sun, 25 Apr

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Did you want to learn science from someone who just learned it yesterday? Well, welcome to episode 2...

E219 A Paper Mâché Nose Doll and Mothman's Grandchildren

Sun, 18 Apr

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Get ready because episode 219 is a chatty one! What is a paper mâché nose doll? Who are mothman's ...

E218 A Skeleton's Waiting Room and Christine's New Screen Name

Sun, 11 Apr

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Is that the voice of the wise owl in the woods? Is it the ghost of a grandma who wants to cremate he...

E217 A Mantis Manifesto and a Serial Killer's Dentist

Sun, 04 Apr

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If you see a praying mantis while listening to this episode, cover it's ears! Because this week in e...

Listener Stories: Vol. 54

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0000

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Does this melodious voice sound familiar? Maybe even like it was cursed by a witch in order to achie...

E216 The Opposite of a Meet Cute and a Half Sister in Space

Sun, 28 Mar

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Blessings from the satanic praying mantis! It's episode 216 and Em is taking us to space for the wil...

E215 Bigfoot Geometry and Tin Can Fingerprints

Sun, 21 Mar

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Today in episode 215, we're tackling the big questions, like is it Bigfoots or Bigfeet? We're taking...

E214 Em's Sleep Skin and Christine's Day Skin

Sun, 14 Mar

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It's episode 214 and you know what that means... a lesson in face washing direct from Em's apartment...

E213 A Trashy Bunny and the Podcast Built on a Thousand Demons

Sun, 07 Mar

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Excuse me, Spotify? We'd like to submit our podcast for a new category, that will only include us, c...

Listener Stories: Vol. 53

Mon, 01 Mar

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Sit back, relax and enjoy our chill 90s coffee shop vibes this month, boozers and shakers. Let us se...

E212 Conspiracy Theory Lasagna and the Migraine Episode

Sun, 28 Feb

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It's episode 212 and we're finally gonna come right out and say it: Q ain't cute, friends! Em rounds...

E211 The Echelon Twins and a Rotary Butt Dial

Sun, 21 Feb

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Welcome to episode 211, where this week we're spreading the bad news so it doesn't turn into worse n...

E210 The Golden Plunger Award and the London Fog Cult

Sun, 14 Feb

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Let's plunge into it! Episode 210 celebrates all things lemon and plunger related as we also spill b...

E209 A Ghost's Recliner and the PTA of Covens

Sun, 07 Feb

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Conjure us up a set of bleachers because we want to cheer on your coven! This week episode 209 takes...

Listener Stories: Vol. 52

Mon, 01 Feb

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Happy February! We've got DJ Love and DJ Cupid in the house... but we rewound live radio so we're ac...

E208 Creepy Coats and a Party Lemon

Sun, 31 Jan

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Lindas and tigers and bears... oh my! Episode 208 is brought to you by plain water, Em's bougie chil...

E207 The Return of the Plunger Fort and the Paranormal Gossip Mill

Sun, 24 Jan

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Welcome to episode 207 where we celebrate our podcast conception and the birth of Em's paranormal ta...

E206 A Vengeful Lady Fish and Biscuits with Bear

Sun, 17 Jan

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Welcome to episode 206! This week we learn that hell hath no fury like a vengeful lady fish, or at l...

E205 A Zero Gravity Wine Bra and a Coffee Date with Slender Man

Sun, 10 Jan

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Be careful with your bread this year, everyone! It's episode 205 and we're already worried about wha...

E204 This Year's Sandwich Predictions and the Old Synaprague

Sun, 03 Jan

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Happy 2021 and episode 204! Christine has already met her quota of songs sung to Em, but don't worry...

Listener Stories: Vol. 51

Fri, 01 Jan

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Welcome to 2021! We're only predicting sandwiches this time around. We decided to scale down our man...

E203 The Abdominal Snowman and Christmas on an Embered Ash

Sun, 27 Dec

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Christmastime is here! It's episode 203 and our official holiday episode so whether you celebrate wi...

E202 Spiritualist Chippendales and the Murder Situation Show

Sun, 20 Dec

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Would we want to have our pants unbuttoned in a dark wardrobe by a bunch of spiritualists? We ponder...

Listener Stories: Vol. 50

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

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Welcome to our big 50th listener stories episode! In honor of such a milestone, we're covering the h...

E201 Pi Day Advent Season and a Ouija Planchette Flasher

Sun, 13 Dec

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Episode 201 is one linguine all the way to the top! Mostly because we discover that if we die under ...

E200 The Burbank Fish-Flopper and a Homicidal Rhombus

Sun, 06 Dec

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Episode 200 is finally here!! Can you even imagine a world in which Christine doesn't know Em is a c...

Listener Stories: Vol. 49

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

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Happy December, creeps and peeps! Did we request full moon stories? It sure seems like we did as we'...

E199 The Surgeon Sturgeon Named Spurgeon and Big Bert in the Million Acre Wood

Sun, 29 Nov

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Always Christine, never the coroner... this week on episode 199 (wow, so close to 200!) we're still ...

E198 The Chef's Kiss of Death and Some Juice Covered News

Sun, 22 Nov

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It's episode 198 and we've got lots of juice covered news for you! For starters, we're getting so cl...

Listener Stories: Vol. 48

Sun, 15 Nov

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Happy Starch Season again! We're back with another bonus listeners episode and, wow, do we have a pe...

E196 Pop Icon Werewolves and Christine's Trash Can Cocktail

Sun, 08 Nov

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Welcome to episode 196! It may be a little too on the snout, so to speak... because Em is covering t...

Listener Stories: Vol. 47

Sun, 01 Nov

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Happy starch season!! While it will always be spooky season in our hearts, time does tend to move fo...

E194 A Lisa Frank Ouija Board and Spider Egg Gum

Sun, 25 Oct

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HALLOWEEN IS HERE!! And Eva's currently calling a lawyer because episode 194 is so spooky, it might ...

E193 An Afterlife Guard and a Rosé Colored Flag

Sun, 18 Oct

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Welcome to episode 193 where we're bringing you to both Hawaii and Alaska! First, Em tells us the cr...

BONUS Listener Stories: Vol. 46

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

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Surprise!! We're bringing you some extra spooky stories this Halloween season! Join us for this extr...

E192 Comfy Chic and a Full Ass Exorcism

Sun, 11 Oct

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Move the embalming fluid aside and get comfy! Because this week, episode 192 is ushering in the spoo...

E191 Modern Trash and the Pantsless Burrito

Sun, 04 Oct

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Episode 191 is coming in hot, just like the luchador in Christine's story today! But first Em takes ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 45

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000

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Happy spooky season, everyone!! We've got some WILD, seasonal tales for you today from your very own...

E190 An After-Life Reality Show and a Hypnosis Session Spec Script

Sun, 27 Sep

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We're not here to solve your migraines today, folks! We've got two wild rides to take you on in epis...

E189 A Poultry Ghost and a Manasshole

Sun, 20 Sep

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Welcome to episode 189! The one in which we encounter a boat who may have been misgendered and then ...

E188 A Ouija Board Lemon and Poetized Martinis

Sun, 13 Sep

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So cute, so fun, so demonic! Episode 188 is a big one because we've got a new lemon to introduce you...

E187 Lydia Chlamydia and Father Macaroni

Sun, 06 Sep

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Hi there, are you peeling OK today? Because we're not sure we are... this week on episode 187 we're ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 44

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0000

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Happy October! Wait, we mean September... right? Time might be all in our minds at this point but yo...

E186 The Patron Saint of Porches and the Age of the Spinster

Sun, 30 Aug

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Join us for ghost brunch this weekend, won't you? For episode 186, Em's taking us to Charleston, Sou...

E185 The Presence of Emothy and a Wine Glass Planchette

Sat, 22 Aug

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May we please introduce you to Emothy, Christopolis and Evatha! For episode 185, we're bringing you ...

E184 Cheesecake Drunk and Dog Fashion Swimming

Sun, 16 Aug

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Get ready to rumble with some cheesecake this week! Episode 184 has us sugar high and waxing poetic ...

E183 A Deeply Warped Tour and a Random Dan

Sun, 09 Aug

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Boy, are Christine's arms tired this week... because she's back in LA! Join us for episode 183 and a...

E182 Meghan's Ghost Writer and a Glitter Tik Tok Box

Sun, 02 Aug

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Thanks for the snaps, sorry for the insult! This week we're talking Quarantine malaise and how books...

E43 Listeners Stories: Vol. 43

Sat, 01 Aug

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Happy fall... we mean August (when are we, exactly?)! We're talking synchronicities today, and speak...

E181 Upside Down Eyes and Tiny Doll Hand Shaped Bruises

Sun, 26 Jul

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Cheers to the dolls! This week we're drinking because episode 181 is not just about one doll but a w...

E180 An Alien Silver Fox and Skeleton ASMR

Sun, 19 Jul

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We're so close to the big two double oh! Join us for episode 180 where we promise to celebrate episo...

E179 Gio's Quantum Point and How to Spell Meghan Backwards

Sun, 12 Jul

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Get ready for some Tik Tok adventures because this week we're "heavily inspired by chaos theory"! Fi...

E178 Christine's News Network and a Confused Conflagration

Sun, 05 Jul

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Join us this week as Em continues to sit on their throne and Christine continues to project into the...

Listener Stories: Vol. 42

Wed, 01 Jul

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Get ready... because this July we just might be astral projecting to the Cheesecake Factory! Join us...

E177 Gio's Burner Phone and a Very Slow Steamship Tour

Sun, 28 Jun

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Yuck... we mean congratulations! This week we're reliving the glory days of our digital child Chremm...

E176 A Cheesecake Business Meeting and a Pop Up Seance Night Club

Sun, 21 Jun

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Our husks are here to stay this week! We've got another jam-packed episode with Em covering the Wats...

E175 A Ruined Candy Crush Score and a Birthday Jimmy Buffett

Sun, 14 Jun

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We're ruining both penguins and clubs in this week's jam-packed episode! Em brings us the history of...

Podcast Blackout

Sun, 07 Jun

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In light of this week’s demonstrations against racial violence and police brutality in America, it...

Listener Stories: Volume 41

Mon, 01 Jun

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Happy birthday month to us! And to all you fellow Geminis out there. We've got some fun and spooky b...

E174 A Diamond in the Wall and Untarnished Vibes

Sun, 31 May

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We're going full rhombus this week, everyone! We've got some life announcements and some wild storie...

E173 Mongoose Cam and a New Gemini Icon

Sun, 24 May

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Be sure to watch your chickens this week because Gef the Gemini, oh and spectral, Mongoose just migh...

E172 The Paranormal Cinematic Universe and a Cosmopolitan Globetrotter

Sun, 17 May

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Everything happens for a reason... especially when you want an orange lava burst juice box! We're ba...

E171 A Vegetarian Lake Monster and a Proud Consumptive

Sun, 10 May

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"Pour one out for Michael Scott, Juniper and Em's computer! We attempted to up our game and record v...

E170 A La Croix Lobotomy and a Big Golden Eye

Sun, 03 May

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Let there be fun! We've got a wild ride for you this week as we virtually travel to the southern hem...

Listener Stories: Vol. 40

Fri, 01 May

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Happy May, boozers and shakers! Get ready to white knuckle and buckle because it's the last month be...

E169 An Uncooked Goose and a B-Side Conspiracy

Sun, 26 Apr

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Have you eaten the uncooked goose? Don't worry, we'll let you know! This week Em takes us into the r...

E168 Lemuria Studios and a Tarantula Millionaire

Sun, 19 Apr

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Clothing is a construct this week! Join us for part two of Em's dive into Mount Shasta and the world...

E167 The 69th Chakra and a Paranormal Insurance Family Plan Bundle

Sun, 12 Apr

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Would the Teletubbies advise that? If so, maybe don't do it. Those are the words we live by now. We'...

E166 Banjo-less Banjo Lessons and Toddlers Learning How to Podcast

Sun, 05 Apr

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Do objects just show up in your hands for no reason? Then you might be a Thornton! This week Em cove...

Listener Stories: Vol. 39

Wed, 01 Apr

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Happy Day of the Fools! We completely forgot to do anything to fool you... or did we?! Is it too lat...

E165 Chaotic Riffing and Noodles All The Way To The Top

Sun, 29 Mar

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Get ready for some whimsical, self-isolation chaos today! We're recording from afar for one of the f...

E164 A Cold-Toed Ghost and an Impromptu Ski Waxing

Sun, 22 Mar

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Welcome to Kitty Cat Corner! Where we fawn over Juniper and continue to be trapped by the Coronaviru...

E163 The Valedictorian of Space Camp and an Alien Princess

Sun, 15 Mar

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Welcome to the epicenter of Clorox! We're staying in this week and reporting from rainy Los Angeles....

E162 A Gaga-Damn Delight and Sense of Crohdar

Sun, 08 Mar

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We're jumping ourselves right into some wormholes today because Em is covering the long awaited stor...

Listener Stories: Vol. 38

Sun, 01 Mar

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Happy March, little fishes! It's Pisces season and we're bringing you some past life stories and chi...

E160 Parry Hotter and a Choose Your Own Sad-venture

Sun, 23 Feb

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It's not you, it's not me, this week it's not even Houdini... it's the Minnesota Iceman! Em brings u...

E159 A Sinister Vibe Check and the Governor of Noodletown

Sun, 16 Feb

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Please don't burn our chairs! This week we accidentally coordinated Ohio stories for you. Em takes u...

E158 A Vodka Blanket and Radioactive Snow Angels

Sun, 09 Feb

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Alert! Alert! We're implementing the vodka emergency buddy system this week, people! Em's holding Ch...

E157 A Hollywood Alien Correspondent and an Outer Space Lemon

Sun, 02 Feb

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So what time does your family perform their seance? Today Em dives into the wild paranormal history ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 37

Sat, 01 Feb

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Happy love month, everyone! Per Christine's request we have soul mate, romance and other-worldly con...

E156 The Chairman of the Haunted House Committee and Too Many Walters

Sun, 26 Jan

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Don't worry, we have that DIY "How to Be a Medium" guide you've been waiting for. Well, Houdini does...

E155 A Teatime Seance and Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Next Big Hit

Sun, 19 Jan

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Don't worry, it's not me, it's not you, it's Houdini... This week Em is bringing us the first in the...

E154 An Opera About Bread and A Fake Monogrammed Private Jet for Dogs

Sun, 12 Jan

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Did you know that Charles Dickens is the new Bloody Mary? We're bringing you all kinds of fun facts ...

E153 An Ego Snack and a Lemon-napping

Sun, 05 Jan

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Happy New Year, boozers and shakers! We're headed to Houston with our stories this week with Em cov...

Listener Stories: Vol. 36

Wed, 01 Jan

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Happy New Year! We're flappin' into 2020 (because we're flappers now) by reading your story submissi...

E152 A Cute Bread and Breakfast and Emotional Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

Sun, 29 Dec

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Dear future children, please bring us grilled cheese sandwiches... we'll need them for the stories w...

E151 The Penultimate Sisyphean Nightmare and Cursed Raisins

Sun, 22 Dec

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Christmas time is here! Have you scattered pancakes on your roof yet? We've got some notorious, holi...

E150 Soul Stealing Otters and a Detector Inspector

Sun, 15 Dec

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Happy Hellidays, everyone (don't worry, we're workshopping it)! We're coming in cold this pre-holida...

E149 An Unidentified Naked Object and the Girl Who Cried Jude Law

Sun, 08 Dec

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We've got an inadvertent ocean theme going this week and, don't worry, we're not out of our DEPTH wh...

Listener Stories: Vol. 35

Sun, 01 Dec

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It's twin time!! Last month Christine requested "creepy twin tales," and listeners, you did not disa...

E147 Catsgiving and a Sleeping Tuxedo

Sun, 24 Nov

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Pass the cranberry sauce, it's turkey time!! Or pre-that time anyway and we're sending you all the b...

E146 Iceberg Feet and Valuable Skittles

Sun, 17 Nov

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Surprise! We're going back on tour in 2020! Be sure to stay tuned because we'll be releasing cities ...

E145 Octo-Puns and the Goose CamTM

Sun, 10 Nov

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Get ready because Em Mustard and Christine Horseradish, Private Investigators, are on the case! Our ...

E144 A Baby with Teeth and Another Pillar of the Community

Sun, 03 Nov

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Welcome to the world, Baby Chremit! (Don’t be alarmed by his teeth.) In episode 144, after introdu...

Listener Stories: Vol. 34

Fri, 01 Nov

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Happy Turkey Month! We hope you all had the spookiest of Halloweens and are all settled in in your F...

E143 Portal Ripping Muscles and Vampire Rumors

Sun, 27 Oct

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Ashes to ashes and bone dust to bone dust... Welcome to our spooky ooky Halloween special! We're kic...

E142 The Buffalo Plaid Anniversary and a Sweaty, Sweaty Witch

Sun, 20 Oct

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Funcle Em strikes back! We're drenched in buffalo plaid and Canadian cheer this week - Christine is ...

E141 Alligator Neck Looping and A Casual Last Minute Seance

Sun, 13 Oct

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Remember to wear your motion sickness bracelets this week because our stories are full of twists and...

E140 Psychedelic Conversations and the Frogman's Lazy River

Sun, 06 Oct

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We're officially into Spook-tober! And we're advocating for fingerprinting every "pillar of the comm...

Listener Stories: Vol. 33

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 07:00:00 -0000

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Happy spooky season, creeps and peeps! We're bringing you some wild stories today from a request Chr...

E139 Lemon's Cousin and the Alien Frog Vendetta

Sun, 29 Sep

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Please don't attack us, you hideous beasts! Do you think insulting aliens will make them less likely...

E138 Five-Dollar Geodes and Our Never Ending Awkward Phase

Sun, 22 Sep

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That's certainly not just a rock. if you look really carefully you'll find that it's a geode and Chr...

E137 Satan's Little Helper and the Year of the Microwave

Sun, 15 Sep

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We're asking the hard hitting questions this week: which came first the Pukwudgie or the hauntings? ...

E136 A French Toast Ghost and the Pepper Spray Squad

Sun, 08 Sep

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We're back on tour this week! And guess what... we got haunted in New Orleans! Check out our intro t...

Listener Stories: Vol. 32

Sun, 01 Sep

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Happy September, Boozers and Shakers! We might have gotten distracted by pizza and some old school n...

E134 A "Quicker Than You Look" Trophy and a Threddit Rabbit Hole

Sun, 25 Aug

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Enter the Play-Doh aisle at your own risk this week, folks. Em's taking us on a wild ride through th...

E133 A Dumpy Tunnel and Dungeon Lite TM

Sun, 18 Aug

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Pardon us, we need a quick turkey intermission... Juniper will fill in for us while we're gone. This...

E132 A Lost Bitch and the Weirdest Thing Said in an Interview

Sun, 11 Aug

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Hold on to your Bermuda shorts and khaki hot pants because we've got some doozies for you this week....

E131 A Pretzel Worm and the 'That Was Easy' Button

Sun, 04 Aug

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Don't mind us, we're just shaving Juniper and putting him on a dragon... Join us on an epic journey ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 31

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0000

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Speaking of fractions and astrology... happy August! We've got some wild, wild listener stories this...

E130 A Creature's Femur and Giovani 3:16

Sun, 28 Jul

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Happy National Ravioli Day! We're talking Brazilian aliens and murderous mommy blogs today. Come tak...

E129 A Tipsy Alien and Your Least Favorite Word

Sun, 21 Jul

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It's flap o' clock somewhere in the universe! Join us for Flappy Hour this week as Em and Christine ...

E128 A Lasagna House and Scrapbooks of Destruction

Sun, 14 Jul

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Listen, we know a thing or two about chalk, salt and the date of the Civil War. This week Em's hitti...

E127 Human Wine and the Postal Service Bark

Sun, 07 Jul

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Happy July! We're celebrating Em and Allison's love... and Alexander's third wheel status throughout...

Listener Stories: Vol. 30

Mon, 01 Jul

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Happy July! We can't believe birthday month is over but the show must go on... This month we've got ...

E126 Summer Camp at the Occult Vault and A Flintstone Motorcade

Sun, 30 Jun

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Welcome to Dr. Junie's Colonoscopy Clinic! Where you're guaranteed to have a qualified feline profes...

E125 A Neighborhood of Haunted Houses and Codename Vanilla Lunch

Sun, 23 Jun

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We're down to clown aka down to sassy today! Even though we're sadly nearing the end of birthday mon...

E124 A Birdless Penguin and The Wink Face Emoji

Sun, 16 Jun

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Is it still our birthdays? Because we ate an entire ice cream cake in between our stories today! We'...

E123 The Ignoramus of Nevada and a Poisoned Prune Cake

Sun, 09 Jun

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It's birthday week recap time! And don't worry, we baked, smashed, and slumber partied our way into ...

E122 Alien Bumper Cars and MTV Crypts

Sun, 02 Jun

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Welcome to the birthday crypt! We're feeling old but birthday ready this week so it's no wonder MTV ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 29

Sat, 01 Jun

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IT’S BIRTHDAY MONTH! And we’re celebrating with haunted twins, handsy ghosts, and black-eyed str...

E121 The Plumbing Dutchman and a Murderous Glow Down

Sun, 26 May

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Hold onto your bellybuttons, because it’s finally here! This week we had the pleasure of sitting d...

E120 Burial Physics and the Troll of Jackass Hill

Sun, 19 May

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Please pardon our fuzzy audio as we come to you “long-distance” from our neighboring hotel rooms...

E119 A Shadow Figure Selfie and Inappropriate Dream Journaling

Sun, 12 May

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Hey who hasn't conjured black pigs and flying monkeys to torment their neighbors? Join us for one of...

E118 A Demon in the Drain and Pentagrams on the Golf Course

Sun, 05 May

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Shalom in the home! Christine's childhood home to be exact! We're recording in the wild this week wh...

Listener Stories: Vol. 28

Wed, 01 May

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May we just say, "happy May"?! This month we're reading your stories that include a beach cult, a ha...

E117 The Buddy System Til Death and Sprinkles of Light in the Chicago Suburbs

Sun, 28 Apr

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What are you doin' tonight, cowboy? Lasso us up! And join us for our Chicago live show! Em brings us...

E116 The Pancake Witching Hour and the Ghost of Burritos Past

Sun, 21 Apr

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Is the bird the word or the word the bird? Well, either way the word of the day is bird but maybe yo...

E115 A Digital Butler and Walls Full of Secrets

Sun, 14 Apr

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We've got a surprise for you this week, creeps and peeps! We're bringing you our Milwaukee and Asbur...

E114 A Gnarly Rumor and Hysterical Historians

Sun, 07 Apr

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Sit back, relax and let us tell you where the idea of probing took off! Don't worry, you PROBABLY wo...

Listener Stories: Vol. 27

Mon, 01 Apr

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Happy April, ya fools! We may have forgotten to play any pranks but we do have some 90's themed spoo...

E113 Millennial Pink and Spanish Moss Red Bug Crayons

Sun, 31 Mar

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Cover those ankles, ladies! Because you just might end up in St. Augustine's Old Jail! This week we'...

E112 The Age of Flurida and a Florida Man Floriscope

Sun, 24 Mar

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We're back from Florida and it might have all been a flu hallucination but we had a blast! We've als...

E111 A Ghost Tour by Em and a Mother of Pearl Pie Tin

Sun, 17 Mar

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We’re currently sweating and hiding from gators in Florida, so this week we’re coming to you LIV...

E110 A Pretty Little Monster and a Planetary Enzyme

Sun, 10 Mar

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Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episod...

E109 A Tornado of Cuddles and an Extra Ab

Sun, 03 Mar

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Hey there, drunks and punks (go with us, we’re trying to make it happen)! Welcome to our smooth an...

Listener Stories: Vol. 26

Fri, 01 Mar

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Happy March, everyone! Did you know that knowledge is power and just because you're dead doesn’t m...

E108 The Kings of Banter and a Mummified Lemon

Sun, 24 Feb

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If this plane goes down, don’t tell our mothers we were in group 8! We were home from tour long en...

E107 Ghostly Cat Toes and a Box-in-a-Box-in-a-Box

Sun, 17 Feb

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Odds are we’re currently in an airport, on an airplane, or in an airport again. That’s why we’...

E106 The Worst Toy Story and an Empty Wine Stockpile

Sun, 10 Feb

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Do you see shadow people? Is there a ghost texting you? Does a witch crawl up your face and grab you...

E105 The Great Non-Binary Owl and Kronk’s Evil Twin

Sun, 03 Feb

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So guess what? This week is a hoot and a half so strap in for a wild ride! Em delves into the Kelly-...

Listener Stories: Vol. 25

Fri, 01 Feb

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Happy February, creeps and peeps (thank you, Margaret)! We’re in the month of love and we’ve got...

E104 The Golden Girls Horror Crossover and a Cousin Cat

Sun, 27 Jan

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White knuckle and buckle, everyone. We’re going beyond vision boarding this week because emergency...

E103 Martian Beer Pong and Sweat Glands of the Hand

Sun, 20 Jan

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Guys. Our heads hurt. We’re time traveling again this week for Em’s second part in their series ...

E102 Quantum Madness and an Abundance of Icicles

Sun, 13 Jan

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Helicopters are swarming the studio for this one, folks, because we're on a huge conspiracy theory k...

E101 A Ghost in the Nude and a Pasta Peddler

Sun, 06 Jan

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Christine’s immune system rebelled against her this week, so we’re coming at you with our first ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 24

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000

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Happy 2019, everyone! Or as Christine is singing, "2019... is here". We've got a fresh batch of spoo...

E100 Cryptids for 400 and a Best-Friend-Elope

Sun, 30 Dec

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Something is very wonky in the state of Brussels, but don't worry because THIS IS OUR 100TH EPISODE!...

E99 Paranormal Swirl and Aura Imprinting

Sun, 23 Dec

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Spirit of Christine, are you there? Scratch us with three claw marks if you want us to leave this ki...

E98 Exorcism Colonics and a Hot Sauce Love Potion

Sun, 16 Dec

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So sorry, everyone, we have to reschedule. We have a demonic assault penciled in for 3pm today. But ...

E97 A Rogue Cork and the Millennium Special

Sun, 09 Dec

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Alright, call the priest, Em's future child is causing poltergeist activity again with their baking ...

E96 A Garden in the Rear and a Rejection from ISIS

Sun, 02 Dec

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This week, #ChristineGetsBelized so we've decided to release a live episode. In our first stop on ou...

Listener Stories: Vol. 23

Sat, 01 Dec

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Christmastime is here and Christine finally gets to sing about it. This month we've got festive list...

E95 A Wendigo Named Megan and a Winnebago in the Woods

Sun, 25 Nov

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Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everyone! Let's all pray to Gio's butt curtain that Christine doesn't ge...

E94 Cocoa Pebbles County and the Cannibal Cafe

Sun, 18 Nov

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Buckle up, everyone! We've got an extra dark episode for you this week. Em covers the horrific event...

E93 The Broad of Broadcast and a Love Rhombus

Sun, 11 Nov

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Welcome back to the ghost story and murder situation show! It's Friendiversary time, folks! And this...

E92 Twin Theybies and a Phone Call to the Mayor

Sun, 04 Nov

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Merry Christmas and a Happy Halloween! Spooky season continues with Halloween 2.0 featuring Em as Ma...

Listener Stories: Vol. 22

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 16:15:40 -0000

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It may be the day after Halloween but we're spooky year round! Today we read your listener stories f...

E91 Mad Lib Disease and an Everlasting Faint

Sun, 28 Oct

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We're back in real time! Christine has redirected her wedding planning energy into Halloween surpris...

E90 High Quality Demonic Excitement and a Serial Killer Crossover

Sun, 21 Oct

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Shout out to all our suspiciously beautiful listeners out there because you just might be a witch! T...

E89 Violent Tickling and a Hollywood Bonfire

Sun, 14 Oct

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Christine gets married this weekend (in other words, #christinegetsblaised) so we decided to release...

E88 A Low Key Brothel and a Japanese Skater Boy

Sun, 07 Oct

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Ok, stop pinching people's butts and do something good. This week Em dives into the haunts of the Ca...

Listener Stories: Vol. 21

Mon, 01 Oct

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OK, we're seeing a trend here. We're definitely on a friendly ghost kick after a certain doll who sh...

E87 Paranormal Fun Facts and Your Sister's Pony

Sun, 30 Sep

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Are you sitting down? It's about time we had the talk. When a mommy ghost and a daddy ghost love eac...

E86 The Haunted Doll Market and 420 Zodiac

Sun, 23 Sep

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You might need your EMF readers for this one because we've got two intense stories today. Em brings ...

E85 Transgender Lemonade and Old Ass Bowling Balls

Sun, 16 Sep

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Episode 85 is upon us! Get your holy water ready because Em takes us back to the Zak Bagan's Haunted...

E84 A Powerful Chicken and a Techno Haunting

Sun, 09 Sep

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Come closer…. we have a secret to tell you… we're certainly not going to vomit a chicken into yo...

E83 Ghost Goats and Horror-scopes

Sun, 02 Sep

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Listen, we'll set a hell portal on fire, if that's what you need. This week, Em brings us face-to-fa...

Listener Stories: Vol. 20

Sat, 01 Sep

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We've been reading your spooky stories for 20 weeks! Today we've got a stalker in a hurricane, a hug...

E82 Everyone's Ghostly Step Dad and a Tattoo of Frosted Tips

Sun, 26 Aug

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You've CAT to be KITTEN me. It's our 101st episode (including listener eps) and we celebrated with M...

E81 Little Pilgrims and Astrological Issues

Sun, 19 Aug

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Love your hair, hate your guts! It's just funny that Em brings back the drunk sorority girl voice bu...

E80 Paranormal Justice and a Depressing High School Reunion

Sun, 12 Aug

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We’ve been traveling for weeks, so this episode comes to you live from Nashville! Grab your drink ...

E79 A Demonic Cold Sore and the World's Smallest Violin

Sun, 05 Aug

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Spoiler alert: We survived Christine's Vegas Bachelorette (despite the waiver we signed at Zak Bagan...

Listener Stories: Vol. 19

Wed, 01 Aug

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Tune in for stories of cultists in the forest, "the upside-down man," a crazy glitch in the matrix, ...

E78 Paranormal Toontown and 40,001 Mystery Experiments

Sun, 29 Jul

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Buckets! We learned a new game this week and it involves Space Jam and Kobe. We also snoop out some ...

E77 A Baptized Wonton and Spiral Notebook-ing

Sun, 22 Jul

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Welcome to Flemish Idol! Jump on board our husky ramblings as we tell you the story of the eerie Chi...

E76 A Venn DiagRUM and Detective Constable Christine

Sun, 15 Jul

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Welcome to episode 76, and it's motherflippin' hot out. In other news, Em covers the Pirate House in...

E75 Pickled Bodies and the Grim Repo Woman

Sun, 08 Jul

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This week, Em and Christine finally ~reunite~ and cover the haunted colonial Peyton Randolph House a...

Listener Stories: Vol. 18

Sun, 01 Jul

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We're back for our 18th listeners' episode! Tune in to hear why our listeners drink... Learn more a...

E74 A Polite Shadowman and a Phony Film School

Sun, 01 Jul

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#FORSHERMAN. I won't accept anything less. Em is at Linda's wedding all week, so we're presenting on...

E73 Catholic Goosebumps and the Masked Blank

Sun, 24 Jun

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Hello, Boozers and Shakers! Welcome to episode 73, in which Em covers the St. Louis Cathedral - or i...

E72 A Bonanza of Coal and the Wrong Way to Impress a Girl

Sun, 17 Jun

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Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between! Welcome to episode 72, in which we grace yo...

E71 Spicy Highways and the New Brazilian Evangelical Gay Church of Murderers

Sun, 10 Jun

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In episode 71, Em covers the Yuma Territorial Prison, Arizona’s first prison, built by its own inm...

E70 Fall Out Walt and A Child Called Murder

Sun, 03 Jun

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It’s episode 70! Hear Em tell the story of Doris Bither’s poltergeist, which inspired the movie ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 17

Fri, 01 Jun

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You guys bring the creepiness in this listeners episode, where we read your murderous and ghosty sub...

E69 The John Wick Effect and Funky Politics

Sun, 27 May

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Welcome to a special episode full of burned torsos. Em covers the well-documented phenomenon of spon...

E68 A Lazy River Cellar and a Buffett Tattoo

Sun, 20 May

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Get on board with the theybies! It’s episode 68. Em covers the (redundant) Barnstable House in MA ...

E67 The UK Office Alien and Too Much Mutton

Sun, 13 May

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The UK Office Alien and Too Much Mutton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

E66 Snowflake Forest and the Bacon Society

Sun, 06 May

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We're in CrimeCon, so this is the first episode edited by the lovely EVA! Sit back and enjoy Em's al...

Listener Stories: Vol. 15

Tue, 01 May 2018 07:00:00 -0000

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Welcome to Listener Stories: May Edition! Buckle up for a wild ride - this month we've got alien abd...

E65 A Gender-Neutral Wolf and Satan’s Center Mouth

Sun, 29 Apr

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Don’t make haste! It’s episode 65, and we’re we’re diving deep into the capture of the Golde...

E64 Father Bob and Wronger Answers

Sun, 22 Apr

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Em covers the insanely haunted Borley Rectory, which is haunted by a nun, some headless horsemen, an...

E63 A Good Old Canadian Gaol and the Summer of Like

Sun, 15 Apr

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Welcome to episode 63, in which we discuss ghosts, murder, and a guy named Chauncey, who may or may ...

E62 The Musical History Algebra Podcast and Emvis Returns

Sun, 08 Apr

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Hamilton fans, rejoice! Em covers the Morris-Jumel Mansion, which, aside from influencing the hit br...

E61 A Human Lazy Susan and the Bloody Brunch

Fri, 06 Apr

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Listen. Are you ready for Em’s story? We're pretty sure you're not, but we’ll tell you anyway. I...

Listener Stories: April Fools' Day

Sun, 01 Apr

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It's April 1st, and that means it's time for us to read your listeners' stories!  HAPPY APRIL FOOL'...

E60 A Brief History of the Indianapolis Urgent Care and A Distorted View of Ice Cream

Sun, 25 Mar

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It’s episode 60, and we’re bringing our A-game, if we do say so ourselves. Em covers the Central...

E59 The Spirit of AOL and Granola Silly Putto

Sun, 18 Mar

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It’s episode 59, and boy have we got some stories for you. After discussing our latest adventures ...

E58 Wicca-How.com and the Return of RicePudding9

Sun, 11 Mar

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It’s episode 58 and, as promised, the one and only Alex Schiefer is here to do a dramatic reading ...

E57 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Zombies and an Em-vis Impersonator

Sun, 04 Mar

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It’s episode 57! Em’s story - the urban legend of Russia’s 1940s sleep experiment - is bananas...

Listener Stories: Vol. 13

Thu, 01 Mar 2018 22:48:53 -0000

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It's March (not February, despite what Christine may think) and you know what that means! More spook...

E56 Hell’s Carpet and a McDonald’s Airbnb

Sun, 25 Feb

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Welcome to episode 56, featuring a surprise ghost story from Em’s stepmom! Oh, and a full episode ...

E55 Big (Frat) Brother and a Dixie Cup Stethoscope

Mon, 19 Feb

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It’s episode 55, TAKE TWO! Sorry guys, Christine messed up. But we’ve still got a good one for y...

E54 THE ANNIVERSARY EPISODE

Sun, 11 Feb

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WELCOME TO THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! Thank you all for helping us get this far. We couldn’...

E53 The Perm of the Century and A Call to the Apron Factory

Sun, 04 Feb

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It’s episode 53 and the gasp is back. This is maybe our scariest episode yet. Em covers Christine’...

Listener Stories: Vol. 12

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 08:00:00 -0000

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Thank you guys for one whole year of great listener stories! We can hardly believe it. Tune in for s...

E52 A Reverse Pickpocket and There Goes Melinda

Sun, 28 Jan

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Get ready because who knows what the hell is going on in this episode. First off, Em covers the Fair...

E51 The One Where Ross Gets a Pager and a Moment of Silence for Google

Sun, 21 Jan

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This episode is a doozy. First, we find out Em’s post-life-tiny-house-minimalist agenda when Em co...

E50 Luvs ’N Laffs and an Alt-Right Turn

Sun, 14 Jan

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SASSY THE CLOWN IS BACK! In a big way. In episode 50, Em covers Loftus Hall, which is arguably Irela...

E49 Bananas in Pajamas and Your Friendly Local Kioskman

Sun, 07 Jan

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It’s a Flinstone/Jetson’s crossover! Em tells the podcast’s FIRST alien story, featuring Barne...

Listener Stories: Vol. 11

Mon, 01 Jan

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Happy New Year, everyone! If you're worried about staying up until midnight, these creepy af stories...

E48 The Island of Misfit Priests and the Easter Egg Rapist

Sun, 31 Dec

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Happy New Year from the future! Em tells the story of George Lukins (not Lucas), who was famous for ...

E47 A Boozy, Goat-Horned Menace and an Unwashed Cup

Sun, 24 Dec

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Put on your “Satan regalia” and get ready to swipe right on the boozy menace more affectionately...

E46 Cinnamontown™ and Pastor Detective

Sun, 17 Dec

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Happy Froxing Day! This week Em and Christine discuss several disturbing stories, including the time...

E45 Excessive Murder and Miss Vatican

Sun, 10 Dec

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Welcome to episode 45, sometimes referred to as Sister Act 17 or Lizzie McGuire Goes to South Korea!...

E44 Turtle Tortoise and Frogger: lRL

Sun, 03 Dec

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It’s time for episode 44! Em covers a restaurant in Florida, but before you get too excited, it’...

Listener Stories: Vol. 10

Fri, 01 Dec

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Can you believe it’s our TENTH episode of listener stories?? And you guys did not disappoint. This...

E43 A Hell-Roaring Camp and a Chick-en-Training

Sun, 26 Nov

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In episode 43, Christine is the Internet’s Apprentice and Em puts the “ish” in Jew-ish. Em cov...

E42 The Eternal Bromance and Pretty Little Liars 3:16

Sun, 19 Nov

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Hi, I’m Peter! This is episode 42, in which Christine gyrates from side to side and Janet just can...

E41 Dr. Carrot and the Score of Yore

Sun, 12 Nov

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Let’s just say this episode is a little out of control. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Em talks...

E40 A Fashion-Forward Victorian Ghost and Workplace Triangulation

Sun, 05 Nov

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It’s Gio’s Birthday-sode! And listen. It’s a doozy. Em covers the Crescent Hotel in Eureka Spr...

Listener Stories: Vol. 9

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 15:11:54 -0000

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Welcome to listener stories, Halloween edition! We share an extra story or two before thanking our l...

E39 A Girl Named German and La La Land 1 ½

Sun, 29 Oct

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Happy October 39th, where Christine doesn’t know exponents and Em doesn’t know calendars. Em tel...

E38 An Alli-Ghost and the Gilded Eleventh Ballroom

Sun, 22 Oct

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How are you peeling? Because it’s time for episode 38, in which Em throws Allison an epic birthday...

E37 Kyle Columbus and The Napoleon Complex but with Cannibalism

Sun, 15 Oct

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Thanks, Mr. Bagans. In episode 37, Em talks about a self-sabotaging building called the St. Augustin...

E36 A German Socialist Airbnb and a Myspace Lesbian Porno

Sun, 08 Oct

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It’s episode 36, and Gio Horoscopes are back - you’re welcome, Scorpios - but first you have to ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 8

Mon, 02 Oct

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It’s our eighth listener’s episode! I know we say this every month, but it’s one of our best y...

E35 A Popcorn Fortune and a Friend Named Squirrel

Sun, 01 Oct

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It’s episode 35, and we still haven’t left our plunger tent. Lord help us. In this episode we di...

E34 A 200-lb Rat and the Dollar Store Plunger

Sun, 24 Sep

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Episode 34 is coming at you straight from our plunger fort! We’ve moved into the new “recording ...

E33 Coughin’ on Coffins and #WereTheBride

Sun, 17 Sep

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The one and only Lisa Lampanelli joins us this week for an epic episode! Tune in to hear the Queen o...

E32 Father Beelzebub and 4,000 Salutes

Sun, 10 Sep

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In episode 32, we learn about the princes of hell and their love of philosophical chats. We also dis...

E31 Pretty Woman Status and the Paranormal Prairie Podcast

Sun, 03 Sep

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In episode 31, we quickly learn that this is not a history podcast, so leave your note-taking at the...

Listener Stories: Vol. 7

Fri, 01 Sep

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Can you believe it's month seven of us reading your craziest ghost and hometown murder stories?! To ...

E30 Slagpot Wormwood and Em’s Nomadic Clown Life

Sun, 27 Aug

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Episode 30 doesn’t disappoint. It’s quite a doozy, so don’t say we didn’t warn you. Christin...

E29 Seasonally Employed Ghosts and the Scottish Tim McGraw

Sun, 20 Aug

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Mercury’s in retrograde, guys…don’t say we didn’t warn you. We learn why Em doesn’t wear p...

E28 Fannie and the Floppy Disk

Sun, 13 Aug

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We've arrived with our compact discs, haphazardly!Welcome to episode 28, in which we discuss Louisia...

E27 Mr. Carbunkle and A Science Class Murder

Sun, 06 Aug

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It's episode 27! Christine and Linda meet (spoiler alert: there are fireworks), we learn about Chris...

Listener Stories: Vol. 6

Wed, 02 Aug

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It's time for our sixth episode of listener stories!Ugh, everything is about YOU GUYS, isn't it?Jk,...

E26 Homo-cidal Birdman and the Confessions of Shauna K.

Sun, 30 Jul

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Welcome to episode 26, featuring Alcatraz and serial killer Mark Twitchell! Christine’s phobia of ...

E25 Ghostly Frenemies and Alcala-ism

Sun, 23 Jul

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We’re officially 25 episodes deep! Em tells us about all the ghosts of the White House. Christine ...

E24 A Ouija Board PSA and Lessons on Limes

Sun, 16 Jul

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Welcome to the smooth sounds of episode 24, in which Em and Christine most likely summon ZoZo the Ou...

E23 A Demon Named Adele and Oceans 11:06

Sun, 09 Jul

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In episode 23, Christine sees her first ghost (but her second proposal). We also have a special gues...

E22 Vicious Vices and a "Shaved Off" Shotgun

Sun, 02 Jul

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It's Em's Lucky Number 22! And she got judged by a criminal. In this episode we also learn that Em a...

Listener Stories: Vol. 5

Sun, 02 Jul

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Thanks for scaring the pants off us in our fifth listener's episode, guys. The stories this month ar...

E21 Four Pounds of Uneaten Bacon and A Deeply Holy-Some Blonde

Sun, 25 Jun

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Take a trip with us down the extremely windy road of episode 21, in which Em compares Christine’s ...

E20 Fun Times in the Body Chute and Em’s Hairy Torso

Sun, 18 Jun

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You’ve asked, you’ve begged, you’ve pleaded…and we finally succumbed to your requests - epis...

E19 A Great View of the DMV and There’s No Such Thing as a Fun Best Friend Murder

Sun, 11 Jun

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Welcome to episode 19, in which we learn that there’s no such thing as a fun best friend murder. P...

E18 An Even Worse Eyeball Story and the Adventures of Captain Midnight

Sun, 04 Jun

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DISCLAIMER: this episode is very graphic. And very disturbing.Em must have known Christine was tired...

Listener Stories: Vol. 4

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 14:41:15 -0000

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Grab your drink and lock your doors. Volume 4 is here! In this month’s listeners episode, we tha...

E17 Flo & Frankenstein and Christine Has Another Stroke

Mon, 29 May

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Goodbye, Australian listeners! In episode 17, Em and Christine butcher Australian accents while sing...

E16 Horse Grunts and the 1900s Policeman Who Was Also a Scarf Person

Sun, 21 May

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“Lesbians, Incest, Murder, LET’S GO!” - Christine, trying to get you excited about her story. ...

E15 A Sample of Our Outhouse and Catfished by Lucifer

Sun, 14 May

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It’s episode 15, and Em and Christine TOTALLY know that, despite what they may or may not have sai...

E14 The Old School House of Pies and Freud’s Field Day

Sun, 07 May

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“Meet us at the Monte V!” In this episode, Em tells Christine all about the haunted Hotel Monte ...

Listener Stories: Vol. 3

Mon, 01 May

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BUCKLE UP. It’s time for your third episode of listener stories. You guys bring the heat and scare...

E13 The Cincinnati Mobsters and a PSA for Samsung

Sun, 30 Apr

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Lucky number 13! Em and Christine discuss the disturbing hauntings at Bobby Mackey’s Music World a...

E12 The 300-Year-Old Drama Queen and the Bitchy 7th Grader

Sun, 23 Apr

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Welcome to ep. 12! Em tells Christine about the “Chair of Death” and its super-dramatic owner, w...

E11 A Drunk Pandora’s Box and How to Play the Elevator Game

Sun, 16 Apr

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Episode 11 features a haunted wine cabinet, AKA Christine’s dream come true, as well as one of the...

E10 Annabelle the Doll-y Parton Impersonator and the Tap Water Scammer

Sun, 09 Apr

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Come celebrate episode 10 with us! We’ve got the story of Annabelle the (extremely creepy) Doll an...

E9 The Wandering Cowboy and the Pregnancy Pact, but for Boys

Sun, 02 Apr

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In episode 9, Em tells Christine about the Sallie House, botched surgeries, hoofprints, Gateway to H...

Listener Stories: Vol. 2

Sat, 01 Apr

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In the second episode of listener stories, Em and Christine read some of the creepiest lisetener sub...

E8 Our First Fight and Franzia Stains…or Blood?

Sun, 26 Mar

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Episode 8 has arrived! Em tells Christine about the Queen Mary (and is pretty pissed that Christine ...

E7 A Menorah Made of Lava and the Jerry Springer of Germany

Sun, 19 Mar

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EPISODE 7 IS HERE. Em tells Christine about the terrifying Eastern State Penitentiary and all its gh...

E6 The Human Hair Version and the Worst Social Studies Class Ever

Sun, 12 Mar

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In episode 6, Em watches Christine’s mind explode over the notorious story of Robert the Doll. Chr...

E5 The “Creepy Little Thing” and a Journey of Self-Destruction

Sun, 05 Mar

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In episode 5, Em and Christine have a casual chat about the poltergeist that tortured the Smurl fami...

Listener Stories: Vol. 1

Wed, 01 Mar

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In one of the creepiest episodes yet, Christine and Em read real-life paranormal and true crime sto...

E4 Demon Pigs and a Call from Tamara

Sun, 26 Feb

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In this week’s episode Em and Christine discuss the notorious Amityville Haunting and the unsolved...

E3 Paranormal Bitchslaps and the Body Examiners

Sun, 19 Feb

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Get your drinks ready. In episode 3 Em talks about a poltergeist legend from Southern folklore, the ...

E2 Clotheseline Cookies and the Lone Band-Aid

Wed, 15 Feb

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In episode two, Em and Christine discuss the insanely haunted Whaley House in San Diego and the just...

E1 Francis Ford “Cupola” and the Off-Brand Kool-Aid

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 23:45:58 -0000

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Get your wine and milkshakes ready - it’s time for the first episode of And That’s Why We Drink!...