Zsa Zsa Gabor (impersonation)
Appearances
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
My wife is giving you gifts. You're the worst. Hello, Zsa Zsa Gabor joining us today on the podcast. What kind of awful person are you? This is not the person I hired to be my assistant. And it's just got diamonds on it. You've famous changed you.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I was wearing this on the way in. You're racist. Oh, my God.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
And it's made of quartz. You know, we got a problem. We have to take part of the sink out for it to fit. But if you got pineapples, we got pineapple juice. Then I know we've got a problem. It runs on gasoline. Old fashioned gasoline.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Oh, look! It's Dutch! Hey, Luke! Hey, Neil! I found one that's Dutch!
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
That's two, no, what, three gifts? What? No, kids are supposed to be, there should be endless. No, not for the kid.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
She's got this jacket. I know, it's come up. I know, but I mean, for God's sake. I'll pay for it. Get a fucking jacket.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
You guys should do a gift exchange this year. I'd be so afraid to buy her a gift.