Zach Justice
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The group is fairly sad right now, if we're all being completely honest. We're going through a mental health crisis. Maybe it's not the best to be attached to someone who hasn't figured out their mental struggles at this point.
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Skylar. Okay, now let me get the lay of the land. We'll do Skylar last. Obviously, you can see the droopiness of personified Eeyore over here, which Eeyore is already kind of personified.
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Post highlights. If we do it like a month after, you know, I don't think it has to be a month after you just get on the, on the Patreon vlog, you get like 20, 30 minutes of extra vlog footage.
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I'm just trying to make sure that the patrons that pay for the vlog tier are happy. Yes, they get extra of this podcast.
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And they get the bonus episode, the live one that we filmed in the diner. Correct. Mel's Diner. Correct, correct. Wait, when does that come out?
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Max, what was his name? Max Miller. Max Miller. He has a series called Tasting History, and it also inspired one of the... one of the segments that we did in the live episode where we tasted like old diner food that were like old staples of it. And they were fucking disgusting. Also, I, I don't want to spoil it.
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Then let's just, then don't sack had some hickory dickory trickery up in there with that segment.
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The last day and a half, Skylar has been like this. His withdrawal symptoms have been horrible. And I keep pressuring him because Ryan... Wait, again, did we explain the bet? No. Okay. Ryan, he's quitting nicotine altogether, but I think he also vaped, which is way worse for you than doing the Zins. And that's why he's quitting. He's also said he's going to triple up on smoking weed.
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I was like, this is almost worse for you. You fucking idiot.
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We'll stop. Anyway, the bet is that if whoever does nicotine first, whether it's pouch or vape, they have to shave their head. I don't even think I look that bad with a shaved head.
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We'll put that up. It's not great. I think it could be fine. And also, you were talking to Ryan. He gave you an out.
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A hundred bucks. You just Venmo him. And so I've been trying to pressure Skyler into just Venmoing him. So A, he doesn't have to shave his head. And B, he can go back to being normal Skyler. It just pains me that you can't beat this thing. That's why I'm beating it. Like, you're in the ring. Like, Muhammad Ali. What the fuck? Someone just run into our door?
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He just posted an Instagram picture that you'd felt like a 14 year old boy in 2015 would post who might give my last rose to made us all throw up. It was just a joke. It was a good joke. Alyssa. That's the where's my hug of media. Alyssa told me I need to post every day. And so I was just going through photos of myself and I found that one. And so I posted it.
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Either way, it's not paranormal activity. You... I don't know. I'm kind of nervous now.
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edge but let's say ryan he's really mad let's say ryan loses first right you're gonna go back to it so why not no because here's the thing i think ryan's gonna wait long enough here's the here's what i'll say with the 75 day challenge thing
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Are you worried about getting hammered? Drunk? Yeah. No? You're going to be sneaking one out. That's also... We're not going to be hammered. Skyler, we're going to Vegas this weekend. Are we? I am. I think. We're like 90% of the way there. Robbie's trying to get us a room. Would love...
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Well, nothing's set in stone, so we didn't want to get your hopes up, but Robbie is very close to getting us a room.
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No, I said you guys should come because I'm going to be in the thick of it. And that's why we're trying to go. I can't say why. That's why we're trying to go. But we were talking about going to Vegas, and Skyler yesterday comes down. Skyler. does not really drink anymore. You know, he, he's moved on from that part of himself and he comes downstairs yesterday. He goes, let's get fucking black.
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He's going to, he's going to show up, uh, like hangover with a, with a shaved head and just be like, he's going to have a baby. There's going to be a tiger in the, in the room. Like it's going to be a nightmare.
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Because he wants to look good in front of you. And I said, why?
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But there was always an inkling of somebody being like, I want that rose, and then you're going to be banging somebody. No, I was holding the rose, and I just tried to think of a caption. Next time, go to the master. And then we got Skylar over here.
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No shock. What's fun about that? For who? For us. Road dogs. No. Why? It'll be like old times. If I already have a flight, Yeah, but... Yeah, I'm taking it. Cancel it. Keep the credit. So I could sit in a car with you guys? For four hours. Not bad. Yeah. Road dogs. Did that make it... No. Think about how fun the drive back from stagecoach was. Hated it. You didn't hate it? You didn't.
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There's no way you hated that. We had so much fun. Hated it. Yeah. I hate car rides.
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I think it's from editing back in the day because I would put a pillow behind my neck and always go forward. You got tech neck. Nerd neck. I like tech neck better. Okay. It rhymes.
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Well, you'd go Friday. We leave Friday night, all day Saturday, come back Saturday, probably night-ish. Why wouldn't you just come back Sunday? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. Sunday night.
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Miss Thornton is my mother's name, and it is Mother's Day. Also, wait, Skylar has... an update for his date. We talked a little bit about like the dates or whatever. Oh yeah.
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The best podcast on the internet. Sure. You guys can go check out. It might win the golden globe. Yeah.
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Are they really? Yeah. So I'll see you there.
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Oh, fuck. Yeah. Let's go for a golden glow. We are now. Hey, we are. I is. But did he tell you about the text snafu, the joke that he wanted to make to the girl when he was like the day before the date?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, you said you didn't have the name of the song. The original text he wanted to send was, I thought I... The only song that I sing is the one that Trump and the J6 rioters made.
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Wait, what's in your mouth right now? Dumb. Okay. He quit Zins yesterday on a bet with a friend.
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Exactly. And he also prefaced that he had a Southern accent. And then that's why she said that she wanted to sit there silently and just listen to his accent. Right.
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You went to these jabronis? Yeah, and they were all telling me no. Me, Alyssa, and Anderson were all saying no, don't send it. Because the thing is, with text, your tone of voice is not always portrayed through text, right? Because it completely depends on how the person reads it. There was a voice memo on the table. That was discussed. Oh. Was it? I don't remember. I thought about it.
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Well, it was not discussed openly. We did not talk about the voice memo.
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So she said, she said, if I got that in a text, I'd be scared. I'd be scared. Uh, well first she goes, I don't want to assume anybody's political ideology, but if I got that in a text, I'd be scared. But if you like, you told that to me in person and it was kind of funny. Right. And so that was, she didn't say it was kind of funny.
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So that was, that was the whole basis of our argument is like saying it's similar archetype to the woman.
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So then Skylar goes ahead and sends it anyway. Well, he looks up what the name of the song is and it's, what is it?
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Okay. So funny. So then we started talking. We're like, with the name of the song, it's a little bit better. And also the name J6 Prison Choir is kind of funny as an artist name. So he sends a text anyway. And then it's just like silence from the girl for like 30 minutes. And Skylar's sitting there the whole time. He starts getting really nervous. He's like tapping the table, shaking his leg.
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He's like, I shouldn't have sent that. I shouldn't have sent that. And then Andy, he goes, he goes, you know, the service has really become a little lackluster. It's really taken a dive. That'll happen. She legitimately, I don't think talk to us for the rest of the night. She just, she just came up and was like, here's your check. And then we put like all of our cards and she goes split it.
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And we're like, yeah. But before she was like joking and, you know, actually like conversational,
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She was like, perfect. That was the only one I was going to request. Oh, hell yeah. You're all in.
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You're giving a tree climbing test to a giraffe.
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Yeah, yeah. Obviously, it's a joke. That's the thing is some people don't have that like capability to understand that sense of humor. Like, you know, satire. It's the same people that get mad at like when you make a joke or something, you know, and you go, it's obviously satire. Like people, the comprehension, the comprehensive thinking skills is kind of gone.
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Oh, call her, call her, call her. Oh, yeah. Do you remember what to say?
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I just said it felt like. Because I said the same thing to you. The group is fairly sad right now if we're all being completely honest.
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Zins are a beautiful woman. They've always loved me.
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Like, you know, does he have a set date of when he's coming back to LA?
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Yeah, but that's all above board. Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah, just don't even look at the hot tub. Don't look at the pool either. It circulates. I'm going to tell the pool guy to just break the hot tub. How about we tell the pool guy to figure out these jets? Also that.
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I know. I've told him like three times, and every time he goes, I'll check it out.
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Do you ever follow up? Yeah, I follow it up. That's why I've brought it up three times. He'll go, you got rice on your upper lip. I do? Yeah, rice. I just saw something. Oh, my God. It's new, it seems. I haven't seen it. Oh, gross. It's just rice. Yeah, no, every time. When's the last time you've had rice? It's been a while. Yeah, that's gross, then. But it's not rice.
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It was like skin because I scratched. I had an itch on my mustache and I scratched it.
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No, every time he goes, I'll check it out. And then we get in and they don't work. And I go, hey, they still don't work. And he goes, I'll check it out next time. And then that's the constant follow-up. What time does he usually come here?
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You need to ambush this guy. I'm serious. Okay. No jets in a hot tub feels creepy.
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Don't come in our hot tub. Speaking of love, random question. Have you guys kept up with what Lil Pump has been up to? Who's Lil Pump? Like Gucci Gang? Who the fuck is that? You know Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang. You never seen Lil Gucci?
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Okay, so this, I don't like follow him or anything. It popped up on my Explorer page and I clicked it because I was curious. But yeah, just start with 1A. So he posts this photo of like a teenage version of himself and this girl. And then this long ass caption. So then go down to 1B.
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Yeah. And it's just stupid. And now you're having that heartbreak regret.
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Yeah, it's insane. So he posts this and he goes, I don't even know how to start this. I've been, I've been in love with you since middle school. You were my everything before I even knew what everything meant. Every time you smiled at me in the hallway, my whole world lit up. Every time you laughed, it was like music that stayed in my head for days. I never forgot you, never stopped loving you.
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Time passed, life happened, and you became even more beautiful. A mother now, a queen. And I don't care about none of that. And I'll love you and your babies. I'll step up. I'll be there. You've been the one. You're still the one. I'd do anything just to have one conversation with you again. Just one chance to show you how much you always meant to me and still mean to me.
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No fame, no money, no success ever filled the space that you left in my heart. If you see this, please just DM me. I've been waiting for you my whole life. Yeah, I feel like I've fired off something similar before.
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And he's like obsessed with that. You never forget your first love. Maybe it's like that.
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Okay. So then go down to 2A. Post her again. Post her again. And then with another thing. And it's just like, it's crazy how after all these years, it's still you. If you see this, just know I never stopped thinking about you. I never stopped wishing I could get another chance. I'll move mountains just to talk to you again. Isn't there an easier way for this to happen rather than...
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But he's blasting this on his social media.
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Like not his actual name or anything. Now go down to 3A. Post a different girl. And he says, you thought you were safe? Nah, I've been in love with you too. Oh, didn't see that coming. Okay. post a different girl. Scroll down. Oh, he's doing trucks. Okay. You don't even know how many times I was staring at you across the lunch table, wishing I had the courage to tell you how perfect you were.
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You don't even know how many times you laughed and it felt like the whole world just stopped moving for a second. So it's these beautiful love, like love messages where he's like trying to get these girls, but now it's two girls. Okay. Go down again. A third girl. He's like professing his love to, and he's blasting this all over his social media.
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And this is to the girl who unknowingly orchestrated the symphony of my adolescence. Wow. It's honestly kind of beautiful. She looks like his mom.
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She is definitely older. Wait, scroll down one more. Okay, and then he posts that in the middle of all of this.
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But in the middle of professing his, I don't know.
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It was a hilarious deep dive. You can put, I'm the type of guy to witness of him just professing his love, trying to find these girls. Give him some context. Say Lil Pump just posted a picture of him taking a selfie next to a girl's butt who has curtains written across her cheeks.
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There's no I. There was no I. It was just Kurtans. Was the Kraken I? No, because that would be Currytans. Yeah. I'm the type of guy. Out of thumb. O-U-T-A. Perfect. Period. And then put. What does this mean? Trying our hardest to figure out what this means. Please help.
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Okay. Answer, answer, answer, answer, answer, answer, answer. Stop typing. Answer. ChatGPT can wait.
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He's on the edge of flaming you. He's really mad. My mom's calling me. Answer, answer, answer, answer, answer, answer, answer, answer. We just told Alyssa she's not allowed to get off the phone, but she's kind of dating a guy in Hawaii, and you can now ask her any questions about it.
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He said that. He used the beautiful woman analogy that he broke up with and turned his back on. I don't like the way that you just addressed it. It was like, oh, I thought I was better than you and blah, blah, blah. That's not a situation.
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Well, that checks out. You never call me. Yeah. I don't have your number, sweetie. Okay, so we just told Alyssa she's not allowed to get off the phone, but she's kind of dating a guy in Hawaii, and you can now ask her any questions about it.
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Yeah, no, she's talking to somebody in Hawaii.
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Yeah, there's a guy in Hawaii that she's... I'm not dating anybody. But you've been taught, just give her the lowdown. This is your mom.
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Let us talk to her for a second. Hey, so he's coming in June to visit. No, the guy is. The guy is.
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Yeah, you can. June 17th. This is your future son-in-law.
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The guy in Hawaii that she's talking to. He's a firefighter.
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You also called her a whore in the last episode. That was a joke. I know it was a joke.
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Yes, but if you would have kept on lying and then gotten married.
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Eloped. I think we would all have. Or did we just bring you closer to your mom?
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Okay. Perfect. I have to pee. Yeah, that little pump post is peak internet chaos. Let's break it down piece by piece. Read it off to us, Alyssa.
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Now I'm getting, yeah, hit the intro music.
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Why is that like opening the curtains? The curtains.
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The lips. I was also thinking curtains like it's over for all you guys like curtains. Oh, it's kind of like a mic drop moment.
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But I am getting lost in the metaphor now. Hey guys. So it's kind of exactly what it looks like. I've been kidnapped. It's pretty gross in here, not gonna lie. And there's this really creepy dude that keeps coming over the intercom and asking me if I wanna play a game. And oh, here he is now.
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Yeah, just curtains. It's over for everybody. I like that. Okay. The vibe. The whole post is shock humor meets absurd rap persona. Misspelling plus bizarre phrasing equals his brand of internet troll flexing. Okay, and then the next one, old TLDR, which means what, Alyssa?
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Perfect. So close. Too long didn't read.
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Okay, now can you go to... Okay, I'm glad that we... Yeah, actually mock that up. I kind of want to see what AI has to say about this. The light has left your eyes.
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Why? What does you're going to be on the carpet mean? That was an interesting phrase. I'd never heard that before. She said, you're going to be on the carpet tonight and I'm going to get your grandma on the phone or something like that. What does that mean? That sounds like a little pump caption. Just refresh the page.
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Well, in the meantime, should we play that match the mugshot to the weapon game? Here we go. Match the mugshot to the weapon. Murder weapon or just weapon? Just weapons. Just weapons. Well, the machete might be a murder weapon, but we have eggs, chicken nuggets, machete, a lava lamp, and pizza. Pizza was my guy in the middle. You think pizza's the guy in the middle? I do. Okay. Okay.
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I think Lava Lamp. Lava Lamp seems like girl number one. It feels like she'd be the only one to own a Lava Lamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, put that first girl. Eggs is going to be second girl. And then we're going chicken nuggets at the back. Thank you for the win. We got one. And it was the lava lamp. That checks out. Okay, there we go. But very similar. I will say this. Oh, you did. Wait. No, we guessed. The pizza. Not very similar. You were just wrong. You're off zins. You're rude right now. So I'm not taking anything.
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Actually, you're saying. Let's see how you do, bud. Oh, this is easy. Is it?
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Yeah, we have a hammer, cat food, a guitar, a weed eater, and yeah, baby wipes.
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Yeah, he looks kind of like a coked out rock star.
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That's exactly how I would have done it. And we would have gotten it 100% wrong. Okay, so guy number one.
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Holy shit. Girl number one has the craziest eyes I've ever seen. Those Alyssa lookers. Okay, so we have whipped cream, a flip flop, an iron, a spatula, and a cooler. Okay, I'm going to guess. Number three could get it. Spatula is number two. I'm going to say cooler is number four. Whipped cream is number five. Iron is... Let the torpedo go. Iron's number one. Flip-flop's number three. What? What?
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Why Skylar just showed Jared a picture of his ex with her new man? Why would you show me that? I just saw it. Should we go through your ex's thing? And then you want to talk about that? You want to talk about the joke she made? What joke? You know the joke.
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Hey, better than Skylar and Zach. Wait, why'd you feel the need to torpedo me there? I tried to get him to stop. Also, no, I heard you in the background saying, send it. You said, send that torpedo.
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I wasn't going to show it. I heard everything.
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I was saying, like, send that torpedo elsewhere.
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What? You wanted to drag me down to your level where you're at? I've been sad. We want you to get sad. Listen, we were going to be the best buds and have the sense of camaraderie this weekend and be there for you. That's still there. That's still there. And listen, I'm still going to do that for you. Thank you. Even though you just did that to me. I didn't do it.
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I don't know if I'd call myself precious, but, you know, it's just me.
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And also, he's the one that shows me like this. What am I supposed to be? I'm a guy that enjoys comedy. For him to be like in the middle of us doing whatever the hell we're doing. And also, in the middle. He's still looking at it. Why are you still looking at it?
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They're wearing matching. Fantastic, guys. I'm really glad that everybody is looking at this right now.
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Anyway, and listen, it's only Wednesday. Y'all have gotten me fired up so many times. It's going to be me. You know what the crazy thing is? You start hot on Monday, like just really riling me up. And you know what I did Sunday? I bought you a birthday present. I thought we weren't doing that. It's a small one.
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But I bought you a birthday present on Sunday, and then since then, all you've done is just try to do the worst to me.
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Oh, oh, that's the game? Oh, that's not that bad. Guys, come on, it's a great deal. You get weekly bonus content, you get drunk episodes, vlogs, live Q&As, and plus the community on there is just awesome.
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Yeah, he's still on the phone. Oh, I thought that was his outgoing message.
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Well, he got you because he hung up on you.
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Okay, bye. Also, speaking of your birthday being on Monday, you know what that means?
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It's the end of the hunt. No. It's the end of the hunt. The five-month hunt. Based on the full-length mirror I have in my room.
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She gets feisty because she's a New York Italian.
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I just, here's the thing. I think you, like Skylar said, I think you have weird boundaries about things and then you kind of, you get overprotective and overreactive about those boundaries. And then I think you blow people's reactions and stuff out of proportion. We're all here for you to where, to where, you know, you're like, Oh, she's fighting blah, blah, blah. You don't know her.
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Like I know her. It's like every time I've talked to her, Cool as a cucumber. Yeah, sure. A little feisty. You know, she has some bite to that bark.
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Honestly, and that's another thing. I'm really surprised you don't have thicker skin because of your mom.
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I don't know if I like that. I like that, but... Some people are going to hate that. Also, just don't chew directly into the mic. Am I picking up? Yeah, a little bit.
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All right, that doesn't sound great. You know, it'd be super cool if you guys subscribed and, you know, saved my life. Very sick, very cool. Subscribe, save my life, please and thank you. So you're talking about Zins.
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But yeah, I'm surprised you don't have thicker skin.
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Gauntlet. Gauntlet. Fuck, Alyssa, you were so close.
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Not gauntlet. A gauntlet is the thing that Thanos has.
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Also, I just mentioned that the end- Put in the mic, please. I just mentioned that the end of the hunt is on Monday, and you decide to go for your second bag of chips. What are we going to do to celebrate the end of the hunt?
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I feel like how do we show off our progress? What do we do?
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And then you're going to be part of the mugshot game?
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I think part of that in this, I don't want this.
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Zach, stop. No, I'm not saying it's not a true statement, but and like not to also throw my mom under the bus, but you know, she wants to go through a weight loss journey as well. That sounds like an excuse. You tell yourself to excuse your poor like behavior when it comes to the kitchen.
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Guys, seriously, stop. Stop. I will smack that chick.
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I can tell that's not what you wanted to say. Wait, what did you say? I'm going to smack that chip out of your hand.
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Yeah, because you're going there for like a food addiction. My God, do you have to eat the chips right now? We're going to be over in like five minutes. If you just don't act like we're doing nothing wrong every day. I know we have to eat every day, but there's an hour.
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There's an hour of our day. He's got the zins with, yeah, he wants a chip. Oh, you know what? You know what? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. He doesn't have the nicotine, which is an appetite suppressant. Uh-oh. So now. I know. Fat fuck to the moon. Holy fuck. You quit this right before the end of the hunt. You're going to gain it all back.
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See? Okay, Jared, honestly, think about this.
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Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Okay. Like genuinely in a commercial for chips. And then there's this beautiful woman. Okay.
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I'm kind of into darker eyes. I don't care. Okay.
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I think I deserve a crisp. I'm going to be honest. That wasn't your best chip crunch. What were you going to do? Why are you standing up? What were you going to do? Sit your ass down. Hold on. No, no, no, no. I opened my eyes. You're standing up. You're telling him to be quiet or something. Like, hey, don't tell him what I'm about to do. I didn't get any of the information. I was a model.
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I was hanging out. He stood up. His legs hurt. Hamstring.
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No, you're going to do something fucking devious. Oh, you know what? Speaking of devious, I saw that crow this morning, scared the shit out of me, and I started thinking. He's big, right? Wait, did we talk about the mark for death? Skyler told me we're coming home from the comedy show on set. Who's that?
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No, no, we're over to you. What's going on, man? Talk us through this, the withdrawals. Did you explain what the bet was or whatever?
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There's a loophole, because why did you guys add the $100 thing? Yeah, the $100 cash is a loophole.
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That could be fun. You could get leopard spots.
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Bye. Anyway, the mark for death thing. Skyler knows how superstitious I am. Yeah, that was tough getting out. He knows how superstitious I am. Didn't we already talk about this on the Lunch Table podcast? Oh, my God.
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All right. You've never wrapped it up. Yeah. Does your mom not listen to the podcast?
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That's not true at all. I have cut out everything you have asked me to cut out.
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She feels like somebody that would want to talk about anything. She loves her daughter so much. Love you guys.
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Hey, he's coming in June to visit her. I can't do this. Let us talk to her for a second. Hello? Who's that? It's Dottie.
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That's not what Schrodinger's cat is at all.
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I was going to make a simile joke before you just let it out, and you kind of ruined everything I was going in. So sorry. So sorry I ruined your simile joke. I still think SEAL team simile worked. That was good. I like that. Oh, yeah. I'm surprised you can drive, too. What? I'm looking at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking at me? Yeah. Why can't I drive?
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There was a common R word that was used back in 05 a lot. Oh, my gosh. The person that was on the phone was surprised you could drive because he said you're a... Wow. Oh, also, Alyssa faked, oh, if you're watching, what's your mom and dad's name? Dorothy. Dorothy and?
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What was your audition? Yeah, what did you audition?
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I know the joke that you're trying to make. You were trying to shoehorn that joke into something else earlier.
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I wouldn't look up Susan Boyle because this is going to hurt your feelings.
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Yeah. That's bullying. And like immediately I was able to give an example of that. And also I was fat growing up. I got bullied for that. Now look at me, 18%, probably less now. Let's just admit you couldn't frequent that quadratic formula and you just wanted to go dance with your little tight friends.
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No, yeah, but that one wasn't really that bad. I think you've told this story before on the podcast, but it was like you were running to the bus or something.
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You were running to catch up with a friend, and some guy off in the distance says, run, fat ass, run. And are we even sure he was talking about you?
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What's up, guys? Welcome to episode 255 of the Dropouts podcast. I'm Zach Justice. A lot of you might say,
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And you still couldn't get up all in this gush. Wait. Fifth or sixth grade. I probably wouldn't. Actually, now that I think about it, I probably wouldn't do that. There was one embarrassing time. So he's a good friend now. Who? You always speak of these friends. I've never heard you talk to anyone but us for the last six years. His name's Eric. Anyway. Eric? Yeah.
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When's the last time you talked to Eric? Maybe a couple weeks ago. About? Yeah. Uh, music, dude, I know it was a bad conversation, so let's go anyway. No, he, there is one time. This is so embarrassing. This is like one of my most embarrassing moments. So he, like we were all part of the same friend group and he would like, uh, bully me a lot.
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And at the time it would kind of like get on my nerves, you know? And I remember complaining about it to my mom one time. And she was like, Oh, he just says that, uh, I think you're cute. No, he just says that. Cause he's like, you know, dealing with stuff himself. Like he's not happy with himself.
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And then I remember there was one time where he was teasing me and I got so fed up that I said that to him. Like I stood up and I was like, the only reason you're making fun of me is because you're not happy with yourself. Oh, I was, I was young. We're like, we were still in elementary school. I can see him going, dude.
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You can't compare yourself to Jesus on the day that the fucking, who are they? The Cardinals are deciding a new Pope. Let's not talk about MLB.
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It was the classic movie moment where, and this was like in front of everybody too. And I, They were all silent for like five seconds. And then just laughter erupted. And I had to get out of there. I ran. I ran away. What was his name? Eric. Well, listen here, Eric.
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Shut up. And that's pretty much what happened. Did you go home and tell your mom? I bet your mom was like. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was one of the most disappointing and embarrassing moments in my life. What did your mom say? Oh, she was just like, she was like, why would you tell him that? That's just something, you know, internally you don't vocalize that.
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Yeah. She's like, you gotta get you an art school. I just can't keep it. But I stayed in the same school.
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Yeah, but this is worth it. Alyssa, I'm at work.
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Love you. Neighborhood. Bye. I think your mom bullied you. You should have changed households. You should have went into the foster system and you're like, well, this is actually not bad.
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There's smoke, and then it's black. And then there's smoke that's white.
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I think both those smokes should be able to hang out. Something about me. I think both smokes are okay.
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No, they have a chimney outside of the Vatican and that they burn a certain like paper chemical or whatever that changes the color of the smoke.
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And so it's to let the rest, because all of the cardinals that are inside the conclave are not allowed to leave. They're not allowed to talk to any outside people. Yeah.
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Okay, essentially, let me get you the lay of the land of everybody in the room. Everybody's having different type of situations going on in their life. Wait, we should introduce ourselves. Have you seen like podcasts where they go? I'm Zach Justice. You might know me as the second coming. I'm Jared Bailey. You might know me as the guy that tells him not to call himself the second coming.
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It's actually pretty good. It's very slow. It's very slow. And it's like movies. Yeah. And it's kind of, uh, it's very heavy on like the politics within the church, but it is pretty good. And, and I, I did like, there's, there's sort of like a little twist at the end that I liked. One of my favorite, there was a smoke coming out of in New York city.