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Appearances
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Jay, when you said common sense, do you think I have a lot of common sense?
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
I brought a ton of dessert. He did. Did you really? Listen, I'm not even kidding. I brought brownies, Rice Krispie treats, banana muffins.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Well, that's the great thing about them. You can eat them any time of the day.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
But I thought you controlled the weather, according to Marjorie Taylor Greene.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Yes, and then I told you, Will, by the time I get home, I will have a bowl of ice cream, and I did.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Yeah, it's a good note for the newscasters. Instead of having that big map during election time, they should literally split each...
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
There are only a few times, probably less than five, I don't know, on this show, this thing that we do, where the guest, all three of us know who the guest is because they're a big freaking deal, and today is one of those shows, and I speak for all three of us when I say that this is a huge honor to have him come speak with us for a bit.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Yeah, what's that great quote or question from Kamala Harris to one of the Supreme Court people about, can you think of a law that does the same for a male body? And it's like, there it is.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
He's many things, all of which we'll get into shortly, from the Army National Guard to teacher to congressman to governor to so many other things, but to me, he's the quintessential all-American dad I never had. Oh, and he's also a coach, something else I could probably use in my life, currently running to be the next vice president of the United States of America. Please welcome Tim Walsh.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
But it is why I have alabaster skin. Listen, I want to ask you something. Just as a sidebar, Tim, when you first came on the scene, you started talking about that program you started in Minnesota about free lunches in schools. That blew my mind because my mom raised five kids by herself. I was the youngest, and I would go to school, and I wouldn't have lunch. I just wouldn't eat.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Yes, I love that. Where did you get all that growing up? Like, where did you get this drive to be this servant of like, and by the way, thank you for all your service, your public service.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
I love that. I used to, you know, just talking to you, like Jason said earlier, you're just so... I can see you as a teacher. I mean, I didn't have you as a teacher, but you remind me of like- I can love you as a teacher. You seem like the greatest teacher ever where all the kids just effing love you.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
That's hysterical. It was better. Yeah, no, Tim is great. Tim, I want to get, because I saw Will last night. Jay, we missed you. You were at the Dodgers game. I know, I know. I'm sorry.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
I need to know before you leave what kind of snacks are on the plane or the car or the truck.
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"Governor Tim Walz"
No, but we were talking about sleep. I always talk about sleep with these guys because I've always had trouble. And then I'm like, you got thrown into this campaign. I can't wait to hear where this is going. No, I want to know. It's a very dumb Sean Smartless question. Is your sleep hygiene? It seems like you go 24 hours a day just going through this and this. You have to do all you have to do.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Yes, in my opinion as well. I'm with you. Immediately, he's the dad I always wanted.
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"Governor Tim Walz"
Right, right. I know. I know how he feels. I can't go anywhere. I know it, sweetheart. Oh, but isn't that a good idea though, you guys, to do, to, you know, Fox, CNN, it doesn't matter who you are, to split, instead of showing a map of this is all red, this is all blue state, just cut it in half and show us the percentages of each state.
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
Instead of the electoral college. Yeah, yeah. How are we going to get rid of that electoral college?
SmartLess
"Governor Tim Walz"
She meant it well, but no, I'm trying. I'm always fascinated by that, by schedule. Just the schedule's full all day, every day.
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"Governor Tim Walz"
I had, my mom gave me this, like, I kicked and screamed in high school. I'm like, please, can I just have a car? She bought me like a $200 car. It had like rust all over it. And my friend Raina, you know Raina. These guys know Raina. She called it Grease Lightning. And she's like, you're taking Grease Lightning to school today. Oh boy.
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"Governor Tim Walz"
Yes, tell me what that... I know this is like a stock answer, but I really want to know what that feeling was like and the reaction... when you got the call from Kamala. I mean, that was so wild.