Willow

No.

No.

The cave of the mouth.

The cave of the mouth.

I don't see any penises on the map.

I don't see any penises on the map.

Multiple different, would you say? Yeah.

Multiple different, would you say? Yeah.

You're on level with that. So this is a cliff. This is a cliff that looks down to the ocean and a ship.

You're on level with that. So this is a cliff. This is a cliff that looks down to the ocean and a ship.

Oh, this is all cave. So this is the cave of the mouse, and we are standing up here.

Oh, this is all cave. So this is the cave of the mouse, and we are standing up here.

And there are multiple different sounds coming from all over the place.

And there are multiple different sounds coming from all over the place.

It's natural 20. Allow me to switch the music. Gotta give it up.

It's natural 20. Allow me to switch the music. Gotta give it up.

Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up. Next 20.

Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up. Next 20.

Hold on to those numbers. What are you, Mace? Thor? Huh? What's up with the hair, Mace? Or are you Thor? Holy fuck, dude.

Hold on to those numbers. What are you, Mace? Thor? Huh? What's up with the hair, Mace? Or are you Thor? Holy fuck, dude.

I think it's 19.

I think it's 19.

And then I'm going to cast Bane on this one. Bane?

And then I'm going to cast Bane on this one. Bane?

So, Sadie, go for what? Charisma, 16.

So, Sadie, go for what? Charisma, 16.

The fuck? That was me.

The fuck? That was me.

Yeah, well, you should have said that six hours ago when I said it.

Yeah, well, you should have said that six hours ago when I said it.

I can definitely say that had I actually gotten down into the depths of the water, it would have been too much for halfling.

I can definitely say that had I actually gotten down into the depths of the water, it would have been too much for halfling.

He can't be right there because I'm right there.

He can't be right there because I'm right there.

So he's going to lean in for a bite against Barg.

So he's going to lean in for a bite against Barg.

I mean that I couldn't carry it.

I mean that I couldn't carry it.

And two has Bane.

And two has Bane.

I hate to tell you, but I believe that they're drushing you. 50 plus 10, it's 60 gold. That's 20 more than you're going to take.

I hate to tell you, but I believe that they're drushing you. 50 plus 10, it's 60 gold. That's 20 more than you're going to take.

I'm going to... Nice job, buddy. I also voted for it. Word of Radiance. And he needs to make a wisdom saving throw.

I'm going to... Nice job, buddy. I also voted for it. Word of Radiance. And he needs to make a wisdom saving throw.

15 points of necrotic damage. Oh, no, no, no, no.

15 points of necrotic damage. Oh, no, no, no, no.

No, I'm also going to Guiding Bolt him.

No, I'm also going to Guiding Bolt him.

That probably hits. 16 plus 8, so 24. That'll hit. Hell yeah. Eleven points of radiant damage.

That probably hits. 16 plus 8, so 24. That'll hit. Hell yeah. Eleven points of radiant damage.

Oh, actually, I'm melee with him, so. Well, that's a one, but I'm a halfling, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, they both, it would hit. Which one? Oh, I'm melee, so it's a ranged attack. I need to make it a disadvantage.

Oh, actually, I'm melee with him, so. Well, that's a one, but I'm a halfling, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, they both, it would hit. Which one? Oh, I'm melee, so it's a ranged attack. I need to make it a disadvantage.

I rolled a second time. I got a one, but I'm a halfling, so I get to reroll all of my ones. And so I... You also could have backed up.

I rolled a second time. I got a one, but I'm a halfling, so I get to reroll all of my ones. And so I... You also could have backed up.

The corner's good, it's a lot more than that. And meth isn't everything. Thank you, Miss Miller. And that's why you've got friends to make sure that they can check your math homework.

The corner's good, it's a lot more than that. And meth isn't everything. Thank you, Miss Miller. And that's why you've got friends to make sure that they can check your math homework.

No, no. You need to make it con saving as well. Oh, please do.

No, no. You need to make it con saving as well. Oh, please do.

Oh, you have advantage on your first attack.

Oh, you have advantage on your first attack.

No.

No.

chamber open up seems like a double-headed turkey i'm not i'm not gonna lie i kind of see breasts oh no they're definitely breasts in there one that has like two uh two nipples giant on the areola not actually get out of my head you see as narrows huge chambers

chamber open up seems like a double-headed turkey i'm not i'm not gonna lie i kind of see breasts oh no they're definitely breasts in there one that has like two uh two nipples giant on the areola not actually get out of my head you see as narrows huge chambers

All those are supposed to be knees.

All those are supposed to be knees.

There's something we haven't explained.

There's something we haven't explained.

To be quite honest, we don't know if someone with draconic blood would give up the same kind of...

To be quite honest, we don't know if someone with draconic blood would give up the same kind of...

Natural 20. Not for me, for him.

Natural 20. Not for me, for him.

Um, I'm going to... You're not telling us that it's not a... No.

Um, I'm going to... You're not telling us that it's not a... No.

I'm going to toll the dead on the one that is behind Ventus.

I'm going to toll the dead on the one that is behind Ventus.

And then for my bonus action, I'm gonna cast my spiritual weapon. Yep. And that is going to show up on the one in front of G. Kill it, say.

And then for my bonus action, I'm gonna cast my spiritual weapon. Yep. And that is going to show up on the one in front of G. Kill it, say.

Natural 20. Oh, fuck yeah.

Natural 20. Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm going to take a page out of your book and I'm going to start off by saying I mean no offense. But I quite honestly just went in there so I didn't have to listen to you speak anymore.

I'm going to take a page out of your book and I'm going to start off by saying I mean no offense. But I quite honestly just went in there so I didn't have to listen to you speak anymore.

Nine.

Nine.

We're just disadvantaged.

We're just disadvantaged.

Why are you saying it like that?

Why are you saying it like that?

Yeah, to explain boss fights, right? So a big boss like this on initiative count 20 going after players. So it's anyone who's 20 or above goes before him. He gets something called a lair action. So he gets to do once per round of combat with everybody going once, right?

Yeah, to explain boss fights, right? So a big boss like this on initiative count 20 going after players. So it's anyone who's 20 or above goes before him. He gets something called a lair action. So he gets to do once per round of combat with everybody going once, right?

So that's where he's at. So that's when he brought out all these guys. He got one lair action. He also gets a total of three legendary actions. He can use a legendary action after somebody else goes. So he could say, oh, I'm going to go after G. Or, oh, I'm going to go after this guy. Or I'm going to go after that guy.

So that's where he's at. So that's when he brought out all these guys. He got one lair action. He also gets a total of three legendary actions. He can use a legendary action after somebody else goes. So he could say, oh, I'm going to go after G. Or, oh, I'm going to go after this guy. Or I'm going to go after that guy.

Yes, we have one left. So you get the ability. So a boss gets the ability to have...

Yes, we have one left. So you get the ability. So a boss gets the ability to have...

three additional actions four action per round he also has something called legendary resistances the first ones he gets every single round doesn't matter legendary resistances is where he can automatically succeed on a saving throw so if i tried to bane him and he failed he could use a legendary resistance and he wouldn't be baned so i waste my spell and he passes automatically.

three additional actions four action per round he also has something called legendary resistances the first ones he gets every single round doesn't matter legendary resistances is where he can automatically succeed on a saving throw so if i tried to bane him and he failed he could use a legendary resistance and he wouldn't be baned so i waste my spell and he passes automatically.

But if he only gets three of those, or depending on the monster.

But if he only gets three of those, or depending on the monster.

Yeah, he only gets three of those for the entire combat. So you wasted one of those, that doesn't come back. The legendary actions do, and the lair attack does.

Yeah, he only gets three of those for the entire combat. So you wasted one of those, that doesn't come back. The legendary actions do, and the lair attack does.

There's a cliffside, there's like a walkway kind of going, or a path that we could follow that goes to an outcove. Down along the mountain.

There's a cliffside, there's like a walkway kind of going, or a path that we could follow that goes to an outcove. Down along the mountain.

Okay, cool.

Okay, cool.

Oh, it's not going to use it?

Oh, it's not going to use it?

I am going to channel divinity, and I am going to utilize my preserve life, and I'm going to grant 15 HP to Fargrim, and I'm immediately going to grant 15 HP to Dee. He has a healing spell, and Willow knows that, so she's not worried about it. I don't know that, you didn't tell me that.

I am going to channel divinity, and I am going to utilize my preserve life, and I'm going to grant 15 HP to Fargrim, and I'm immediately going to grant 15 HP to Dee. He has a healing spell, and Willow knows that, so she's not worried about it. I don't know that, you didn't tell me that.

Vaz, and I am just going to chant to Shantaya and steal him 1d4. What are you going to say?

Vaz, and I am just going to chant to Shantaya and steal him 1d4. What are you going to say?

Um, so it'll be... No, I don't need to get up. I mean, I will.

Um, so it'll be... No, I don't need to get up. I mean, I will.

I'm just trying to figure out my stuff. It's a lot to do.

I'm just trying to figure out my stuff. It's a lot to do.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

I can't stand Hero Forge. I hate the way they look. No offense if anyone from Hero Forge is watching. I'm actually shocked. I think they look awful.

I can't stand Hero Forge. I hate the way they look. No offense if anyone from Hero Forge is watching. I'm actually shocked. I think they look awful.

And I've looked a million times for more minis that were what I wanted.

And I've looked a million times for more minis that were what I wanted.

So instead of attacking, you cast a spell. So there's a difference between casting a spell and the attack action.

So instead of attacking, you cast a spell. So there's a difference between casting a spell and the attack action.

Quick break while our DM reads the message.

Quick break while our DM reads the message.

Is this against being frightened? It is! Great! Well, I'm not scared, so...

Is this against being frightened? It is! Great! Well, I'm not scared, so...

Natural 25. What's the pass? 16.

Natural 25. What's the pass? 16.

And we'll tell you what that means for you when we get you.

And we'll tell you what that means for you when we get you.

You've got to be kidding me.

You've got to be kidding me.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

What? All of them? Every round. Every round he gets three.

What? All of them? Every round. Every round he gets three.

Well, if we don't want to be out here on this cliff at the edge of the sea by nightfall, we should make haste and head down to that alcove.

Well, if we don't want to be out here on this cliff at the edge of the sea by nightfall, we should make haste and head down to that alcove.

And so we do something... Do you want to attack first and then back up? Nope. Okay. So we do something... Normally, a potion would take your action to drink. You can drink a potion as a bonus action. You do have two potions, so I would recommend if you're feeling wounded that you drink a potion. Agreed.

And so we do something... Do you want to attack first and then back up? Nope. Okay. So we do something... Normally, a potion would take your action to drink. You can drink a potion as a bonus action. You do have two potions, so I would recommend if you're feeling wounded that you drink a potion. Agreed.

Have I used the bone section?

Have I used the bone section?

Roll a saving throw against the fear.

Roll a saving throw against the fear.

It was a regular healing potion.

It was a regular healing potion.

And I begin to walk down towards the alcove.

And I begin to walk down towards the alcove.

So you get six or below, right?

So you get six or below, right?

I am going to cast Bless. on Bargrin. So Bargrin. Yeah, I guess Bargrin, myself, and G, because we're the only ones within range.

I am going to cast Bless. on Bargrin. So Bargrin. Yeah, I guess Bargrin, myself, and G, because we're the only ones within range.

It slams into it.

It slams into it.

It's not healing. I'll tell you what it does. 17 AC. Yeah, it hits. I rolled a natural 19. You got it. 11 points of radiant damage. Force damage, force damage.

It's not healing. I'll tell you what it does. 17 AC. Yeah, it hits. I rolled a natural 19. You got it. 11 points of radiant damage. Force damage, force damage.

So with Bless, up to three creatures, that would be us, whenever a target makes an attack roll or a saving throw before the spell ends, the target can roll a d4 and add the number roll to the attack roll or saving throw. So for the next minute, which would be six full rounds of combat... Ten full rounds. Sorry, ten full rounds of combat, every time you go to attack, you roll a d4 and you add that.

So with Bless, up to three creatures, that would be us, whenever a target makes an attack roll or a saving throw before the spell ends, the target can roll a d4 and add the number roll to the attack roll or saving throw. So for the next minute, which would be six full rounds of combat... Ten full rounds. Sorry, ten full rounds of combat, every time you go to attack, you roll a d4 and you add that.

And anytime you make a saving throw, you roll a d4 and you add that. As long as I keep concentration on it. So it helps you hit and it helps you dodge.

And anytime you make a saving throw, you roll a d4 and you add that. As long as I keep concentration on it. So it helps you hit and it helps you dodge.

Make sure you put a D4 in there. All right.

Make sure you put a D4 in there. All right.

You do that? Yeah, you roll a D4 when you attack. But you did.

You do that? Yeah, you roll a D4 when you attack. But you did.

He left his longbow back in the other chamber.

He left his longbow back in the other chamber.

Squeenix. Squeenix.

Squeenix. Squeenix.

16.

16.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah, we'll be back.

Yeah, we'll be back.

So if I... Sorry. 13 points of force damage for my spiritual weapon.

So if I... Sorry. 13 points of force damage for my spiritual weapon.

And then for my bonus action, I am going to... The answer was Super Mario RPG, by the way.

And then for my bonus action, I am going to... The answer was Super Mario RPG, by the way.

Yeah, I'm going to Word of Radiance. You do that. So let's say Khan saving throw against this guy right here.

Yeah, I'm going to Word of Radiance. You do that. So let's say Khan saving throw against this guy right here.

Yeah, roll your next disadvantage attack if you're doing it twice.

Yeah, roll your next disadvantage attack if you're doing it twice.

I love you, Mayo.

I love you, Mayo.

Are you sure you didn't mean to donate that to a different stream? LOL. Yikes.

Are you sure you didn't mean to donate that to a different stream? LOL. Yikes.

I don't know what it means. It means good game, well played. So you'd normally say it after League of Legends. I think that's where it originally ended with GG.

I don't know what it means. It means good game, well played. So you'd normally say it after League of Legends. I think that's where it originally ended with GG.

I'm going to give him guidance.

I'm going to give him guidance.

I'm not going to give guidance because I'm trading on bless.

I'm not going to give guidance because I'm trading on bless.

I would never do that.

I would never do that.

So the point is, we don't have any proof, but it would make sense that you would think that.

So the point is, we don't have any proof, but it would make sense that you would think that.

Or non-normie friends. Or to our non-normie friends.

Or non-normie friends. Or to our non-normie friends.

Cast Hold Person on him.

Cast Hold Person on him.

How close is he to us? He has to make a wisdom saving throw or he's paralyzed. How close is he to us?

How close is he to us? He has to make a wisdom saving throw or he's paralyzed. How close is he to us?

He fails. And he steps forward as...

He fails. And he steps forward as...

I dart behind him, I sneak because I'm a halfling, and then I just run.

I dart behind him, I sneak because I'm a halfling, and then I just run.

The Prince of Demons. The point about it is we have high stealth. So like for me, I can jump behind someone high and then skitter off.

The Prince of Demons. The point about it is we have high stealth. So like for me, I can jump behind someone high and then skitter off.

But we do need to resolve this issue. No, this is important.

But we do need to resolve this issue. No, this is important.

You're gone. We can, you guys can, with Pass Without a Trace, like, jump behind something and then sneak off and it will be harder for them to figure out where you went.

You're gone. We can, you guys can, with Pass Without a Trace, like, jump behind something and then sneak off and it will be harder for them to figure out where you went.

I'm not with them. No, she literally booked it the first. Oh, so you're gone.

I'm not with them. No, she literally booked it the first. Oh, so you're gone.

thank you mike thank you for this group again these characters are i now miss the it's been 30 seconds and i miss the characters already um thank you so much

thank you mike thank you for this group again these characters are i now miss the it's been 30 seconds and i miss the characters already um thank you so much