William Shakespeare
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
That's a to-do. Listen, he can put it under whatever umbrella he wants to put it under. He puts that under the loose end.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
I love kicking a can, too. I'm with you. You okay, Greg?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
He already said yes. Yeah. I mean, I'm in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Billy, I think Target is your answer, no? I've never seen helium in Target once.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Yeah, a book deal is a tight end. Well, you don't know. You don't know what part of the book deal he's talking about. I mean, you never wrote a book, so what do you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Yeah. Look at you now. Not lazy. You were right. No, no. But then yesterday.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Right. For starters, Sam Darnold, I think he got confused there. He was a 49er, never a Ram. So McVay never had Sam Darnold. Forgive me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Well, Shanahan's scared of good quarterbacks. He doesn't like expectations, that guy. He sends them away. But what happened is the Lions and Aaron Glenn really figured out how to attack this Vikings offense. And McVay said, I told my staff, do the same exact thing. Like, they have Aaron Glenn to thank for this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Because what he did last week against Sam Darnold, blitzing, putting a lot of pressure on him, making him uncomfortable. Sam Darnold was great all year, except for the last two games. And probably cost himself, I don't know, $100 million?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
That's I mean, that's what a life that guy had. Sam Darnold had 35 touchdowns at 12 interceptions. Someone's going to sign that guy to a big deal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
But you guys have him settling for a backup role. I'm just saying. Might not get over in the starter role.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
I don't think it's going to be the Vikings because they have a rookie quarterback at J.J. McCarthy. But I do think there's a team who needs a quarterback who's going to sign Sam Darnold and do a pretty big deal. New York Jets. Yeah, maybe. It might be the Jets. It could be. He's definitely not waking up happy today, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Baker is closer to being a great quarterback than Geno.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
There's only like five or six that guys, you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
When you throw that touchdown, you don't even see them catch the touchdown. You're that guy. You're that guy. Sometimes that guy becomes a guy. Last year, C.J. Stroud, that guy. This year, guy. No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
He might not even be a guy. Yeah, that one we don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Justin Herbert, Jordan Love. Guys. Love the good one. Very good. Jordan Like. Yeah. Last year, Jordan Like was that guy, and now he's just a guy. Well, he's that guy during Toyotathon, and he's a guy otherwise. Some guys turn into a guy. Nothing wrong with being a guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Mm-hmm. Not everybody can be that guy. Like Caleb Williams might still be that guy. Right. Right now, just a guy. Yeah. Right? Exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
There's time. Is Matthew Stafford that guy?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
I think the Rams are going to the Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
I'd rather have a sword against a tiger. Kind of like the giraffe thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
What about Drake May? Coming up short. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Still a guy, though. Still a guy. Might graduate to guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
He wanted you to do it five minutes ago. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
What are you doing around the house? I am with Greg. He's dotting the I's. He's crossing the T's. I've got loose ends out the ass.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Because I have so many balls in there. And at this stage of your life, you've got to tie them all up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
But like her son, how about she multitask? Exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
Not Greg. No. Why do you think they're so scared to admit it? I mean, the loose ends.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
So next Christmas you get the same bags? Yes, they're recycled bags.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Tying Up Loose Ends
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