William King
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People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander's Nihilog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then we touched your shirts. Soft, too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive. It made my cousin Schlesky soil his space suit. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.
People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander's Nihilog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then we touched your shirts. Soft, too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive. It made my cousin Schlesky soil his space suit. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.
No.
No.
It's all for you.
It's all for you.
Butterfly.
Butterfly.
People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander's Nihilog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then we touched your shirts. Soft, too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive. It made my cousin Schlesky soil his space suit. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.
No.
It's all for you.
Butterfly.