Wes Barker

All right, hi. I am Wes. I'm a Canadian. I'm a professional magician. I hate children more than you think. Being a magician made me hate the kids. Kids don't suspend their disbelief. You know, like, if they see something, they say something. With magic, it's pretty bad. Like, if we did magic right now, you'd love it. You'd love it. And you guys, you would learn a lot.

All right, hi. I am Wes. I'm a Canadian. I'm a professional magician. I hate children more than you think. Being a magician made me hate the kids. Kids don't suspend their disbelief. You know, like, if they see something, they say something. With magic, it's pretty bad. Like, if we did magic right now, you'd love it. You'd love it. And you guys, you would learn a lot.

All right, hi. I am Wes. I'm a Canadian. I'm a professional magician. I hate children more than you think. Being a magician made me hate the kids. Kids don't suspend their disbelief. You know, like, if they see something, they say something. With magic, it's pretty bad. Like, if we did magic right now, you'd love it. You'd love it. And you guys, you would learn a lot.

It's magic show and then magic lessons kind of right about there, you know? But at least you would shut the fuck up, you know? Kids, they don't do that. Brutal, actually. I hate it. I'll give you an example. The red ball trick, for example. With a kid, I do this. I take the red ball.

It's magic show and then magic lessons kind of right about there, you know? But at least you would shut the fuck up, you know? Kids, they don't do that. Brutal, actually. I hate it. I'll give you an example. The red ball trick, for example. With a kid, I do this. I take the red ball.

It's magic show and then magic lessons kind of right about there, you know? But at least you would shut the fuck up, you know? Kids, they don't do that. Brutal, actually. I hate it. I'll give you an example. The red ball trick, for example. With a kid, I do this. I take the red ball.

vanish and then the kid would go it's in your other hand and they're right every time like it fucking sucks you know but adults we have like such a strong grip on reality so you know kids are smart in a stupid way but adults we expect the physics to go the way it goes every time you know like even uh like a prime example sir you're a grown-ass man same trick which hand didn't point to it i wasn't gonna risk it with you honestly both hands

vanish and then the kid would go it's in your other hand and they're right every time like it fucking sucks you know but adults we have like such a strong grip on reality so you know kids are smart in a stupid way but adults we expect the physics to go the way it goes every time you know like even uh like a prime example sir you're a grown-ass man same trick which hand didn't point to it i wasn't gonna risk it with you honestly both hands

vanish and then the kid would go it's in your other hand and they're right every time like it fucking sucks you know but adults we have like such a strong grip on reality so you know kids are smart in a stupid way but adults we expect the physics to go the way it goes every time you know like even uh like a prime example sir you're a grown-ass man same trick which hand didn't point to it i wasn't gonna risk it with you honestly both hands

That's my time. Thanks, everybody.

That's my time. Thanks, everybody.

That's my time. Thanks, everybody.

I started wearing this recently and I thought it really suited me. Now I'm wondering if it does. It felt good. Thank you. I appreciate it.

I started wearing this recently and I thought it really suited me. Now I'm wondering if it does. It felt good. Thank you. I appreciate it.

I started wearing this recently and I thought it really suited me. Now I'm wondering if it does. It felt good. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Yeah, things are good. I kind of like about six months ago moved here, but like part-time because my wife lives in Toronto, so I'm back and forth all the time. And yeah, I probably signed up 35 times. And this is your first time getting picked? Yeah.

Yeah, things are good. I kind of like about six months ago moved here, but like part-time because my wife lives in Toronto, so I'm back and forth all the time. And yeah, I probably signed up 35 times. And this is your first time getting picked? Yeah.

Yeah, things are good. I kind of like about six months ago moved here, but like part-time because my wife lives in Toronto, so I'm back and forth all the time. And yeah, I probably signed up 35 times. And this is your first time getting picked? Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't even really do it. I mean, I was just sort of like a... I know you're being silly. I have a real trick right now.

Yeah, I didn't even really do it. I mean, I was just sort of like a... I know you're being silly. I have a real trick right now.