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Get the fuck out of here. Team Paige 100%. She never lied to that fucking guy. And I hate that we all expect a woman to have to pick up all of her shit and move to Charleston. Everybody there hates her. No one on that show is nice to her. Why would she want to move there? It's not like you guys made it the most welcome place. I don't blame her for getting the hell out of there.

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And if he can't bend a little bit and think, wow, you know where else could use a pillow store? New York City. Why don't I put a Craig's Pillow Store in New York City? There's tons of tourists there that watch Bravo. Put it right by Watch What Happens or some shit. I mean, the fact that he wouldn't even try to come up with any way to make that work for her.

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I'm not going to sit here and feel bad for fucking Craig. Get out of here.

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Yeah, God forbid. So anyway, it's just annoying because on this show they're always like, the women are so mean to the men. No, this whole show is about men being douchebags to the women. And look at this here. You've got a whole line of new ones that you guys get to just abuse and treat like shit for the next three years until you fire them too.

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As you shrivel up and still keep doing your same old bullshit. So yeah, I'm not going to jump on that whole line.

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oh and she was also like yeah you know paige was mean to craig and also naomi was mean to craig i was like well maybe the problem that was my favorite thing you know what i mean like yeah it's like getting it's like calling people out for getting mad that jars are too hard to open jars are hard to open make them easier to open you know what i mean

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feeding naomi a line of and she had every right to be totally totally exasperated by him yeah it's just frustrating watching the audience react sometimes where they're just like what a page is because we've seen what a little craig is for years and what a compulsive liar he is and still everyone's like oh he's so perfect and actually you know like we give them a lot of on the show because this show ultimately is about guys being douchebags like let's face it

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It started with Thomas, Whitney, and Shep. You know what I mean? So that's what it's about, and I get that. And I actually have grown to like Craig. You know, I really like Craig. I think he's a sweet guy. He's really charming. He's really good looking. And he does have a lot going for him.

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But this whole, like, let's just villainize the chick because, you know, Craig's so cute and has a nice smile is really fucking annoying. People need to stop doing it. And he deserves to get what he wants, but he has to also find somebody who wants what he wants. He can't. just he's not so entitled that he just gets it from anybody he wants you know

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So then we go to blah, blah, blah. Okay, so Shep's like, yeah, I had lunch with Austin, you know, and after I wiped the cracker crumbs out of my eyes while he was talking...

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you know he's so cynical about relationships thank god for you and he's like yeah well speaking of him i need you to come mediate because we're gonna have to have a really long talk me in austin and you can be honest since when is shep being honest shep thinks the same thing that fucking austin does and you two have been teaming up against shep for the past year and now all of a sudden shep's your best friend that you need in your corner the show is gonna give me whiplash it's whiplash

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Look, I don't want to grease the wheels by reminding you that only one of us at this table is hooked up with your ex, okay? But I'm just saying. I'm not trying to bribe the judge or the mediator, but yeah, he probably fucked your girlfriend. Yeah.

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Yeah, I think they're like housewives in that way where they will always remember the first major slight, and Shep will always come for Craig because of that. Because even at this mediated dinner, Shep comes for Craig. He's like, okay, Craig, I'm there to help you. We do think you're a narcissist.

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And then Shep walks in with Craig, and Austin just crosses his arm, and he's like... Just sprays the table with spit. He's doing like a full, he's like mouthing a full monologue to himself. Just with his tongue and his teeth. He's so mad. He's like, what the fuck? Of course Greg shows up with shit up. His new like fucking bestie all of a sudden.

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I haven't seen them show up anywhere together in three years.

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And Shep's like, has Paige seen The Godfather? He's like, yeah. She doesn't know. I've never seen it. Please don't tell her. Because sometimes just to impress her, we walk into restaurants and I'm like, wow, this is the beginning of The Godfather.

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Chef is like, yeah, chef. We can't skip over this because this is so good. I've never seen The Godfather. She doesn't know I've never seen it. So you've even lied about that? You've even lied about singing The fucking Godfather to your girlfriend? I mean, come on.

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Also, every time he's like, it's like the beginning of The Godfather. It never is. You know what I mean? The Godfather starts at a wedding, sir. Okay. It's a pretty specific opening. This is like the opening to The Godfather.

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Oh, you're right. Yeah.

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I just watched all the Godfathers. Yeah, I thought it was the wedding and then somebody comes in to talk to Don Corleone and they go back out to the wedding. I've never seen the Godfather part three.

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I watched the Godfather part one because I was watching that TV show where they, it's about the making of the Godfather. It's good.

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I forget what it's called.

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And guess what? Team Diane Keaton. So in case some of you think that our attitude only goes for Southern Charm, don't worry. It extends to The Godfather. Yeah, the original page. Everyone's like, oh my God, fuck Diane Keaton. What a bitch. Take her kids away from her. I'm like, no. Actually, she had a point. Why should she have to marry fucking Al Pacino and put up with his murdering bullshit?

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I wish when Paige broke up with Craig, she just left a horse head in his bed. He's like, whoa, is there a horse head in my bed? What's this from?

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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

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Yeah, she's Italian. And Shep's like, she's Italian, though, so of course she's seen it, you know? And Craig's like, yeah, they love that shit. And he's like, yeah, I think you have to watch it at, like, your Italian bar mitzvah or

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You know, it's like we have, you know, when we're 13, we have our garsh mitzvahs.

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So Austin and I were just, like, not great at expressing, like, or saying the tough stuff, you know, like that sentence, for example. But you guys were so close. You should be able to do it. I mean, you just took a piece of spinach dip to the eye, Craig. You should be able to say whatever's on your mind. I was like, sorry, did I do that?

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But I like that Austin didn't even get into that. He's like, I thought we were here to talk about our friendship. And you're already, like, going to business. And Craig's like, what do you want from me? Well, what about like, I don't know, just like friendship life? What's going on with that with all of us? Well, like I thought we were fine, you know, but you did this.

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You came to my house and you started this. And all I've done is respond. You were in my home where fireplaces come on at the switch of an iPhone button.

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Well, like, what have I done? He's like, um, you threw a party. You threw a party and didn't invite me. He's like, well, but I felt betrayed, though. That's why I did that. Yeah, but he's saying that you did things in retaliation for one stupid little thing. And he's like, yeah, but I was retaliating. Fucking Greg. So he's like, I'm just disappointed.

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Oh, I'm just disappointed to hear you say that, man. He's like, but we do so much together. We work out. We do podcasts. We do lunches. We go out to the gym. I'm like, what more do you want from me?

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Yeah, I mean, I think the thing that hung me up is the same thing as you when it was like, yeah, but you were supposed to go golfing with me and you also canceled that. And that's not necessarily about being wasted. Although every man knows, even the gay ones, that golf is kind of about being wasted. I mean, that's just like day wasted, you know.

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So that kind of hangs me up too because part of me is just like, yeah, but... If you go to the gym and to lunches and do your podcast with people, that is spending time together. You know what I mean?

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So I'm still on that where I think that Craig is spending time with him and they're being unreasonable because they just want him to be out at bars with them because he probably pulls the best ass out there and they get the residual flow off.

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And he has a chain being dragged up the stairs. Randy comes in with a big old clamp around his ankle. He's like, yes, ma'am. Randy, why'd you take so long? I told you to do some ankle workouts. You're never going to do that. You're never going to get up the stairs with that clamp around your ankle unless you start getting some core in, Randy.

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And they actually do kind of get there in this conversation, right? Because Craig's like, you know, they're like, this is our version of friendship. This is my version of friendship. And Craig's like, well, my version is not bailing on each other, like all the ups and downs, you know?

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Like, I've been a great friend to you, and that's why I'm taking it back when you came to my pool and said, I don't feel like you're a good friend anymore. Like, that hurt my feelings. Yeah, but you're the one bailing because you're literally trying to draw up legal papers to kick him out of your life. Like, that's nuts. Yeah.

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Well, we can always see it when it's somebody else we're talking about, eh? By the way, I love in our video today that I'm Danny DeVito to your Arnold Schwarzenegger. Look at our size differences. Why am I so tall?

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I feel like the JT of this recap.

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Oh, you know why? Because I'm using the laptop camera, and they have something called portrait mode, like your phone. It takes the portrait mode on your phone, and so it blurs out the background. But I would like everybody to know there are no filters on my face. This is all me.

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That's so weird because I actually went to a bar in Charleston called Puke Green Tone.

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You always look very handsome. And you look way hotter on TV. I was like, yes, Ben.

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That's so disgusting. I did not. I was watching it with my friend Kimberly.

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bro stop molly to watch it god i was like a molly pill before you came here geez man

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I got a boner watching you on TV. So I'm sorry I said masturbate everybody. I'm sure we'll cut that out later.

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You don't even masturbate to me on Watch What Happens Live anymore. What kind of friendship is this? Okay, so basically they're like, we should accept each other the way we are. And Craig's like, okay, it would be fair to say I don't use my limited amount of free time at my house in Charleston to come hang out with you guys. Okay, so there could be room for improvement for the balance of that.

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And they're like, okay, just a small effort, Craig, and we can build up. I mean, come on, just get us laid while you've still got your hair.

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yeah but he did you know give a little he's like okay i'm a little wrong i could make more of an effort basically right and so they kind of make up and then we go to vanita's house and she is cooking for jt with charles and she's just walking around like oh my gosh i'm opening champagne and i spilled some on the floor jt this is crazy am i nervous am i nervous charles am i nervous and charles is just like god you're boring it's like i'm not buying this just finish the fish

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Hey, Molly, we'll take some fat out of Randy's brain and inject it right into your kisser.

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Yeah. So JT pulls up in his G-Wagon, I'm so sure. Who'd you borrow that from for the day? Get the fuck out of here with that. I don't believe that for two seconds.

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It's fucking that black G-Wagon. Okay. So that Airbnb is doing really well, huh? So he's like, wow, look at this. Real girly place. Like it.

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like it real girly here's me casual jt wow what a gourmet meal you had uh this is great i'm gonna eat the whole thing on your couch before i completely humiliate you on tv so just keep feeding me that'll be great yeah so benita's like the first time you know i thought that i liked jt more than a friend was we were in new york and we see the reunion where jt's like calling out um what was hard like andy's like well jt you got a great career in a hot body and

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first time i really liked him was when we went to an amusement park because i really hate roller coasters but i was with him and he was too short to ride the ride so i didn't have to go either and i was like this is somebody i could actually be with um here's why jt is the hugest piece of shit he could come over he knows what this talk is going to be about and instead of coming over

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And having a nice talk with her. He completely butters her up and lifts her up and flirts with her like crazy before he does it. He's like, wow, I just talked to my mama and she said that you're her favorite. And she says, hi. She goes, yeah, I love your mom. Yeah, you sent her a text on Mother's Day. She was so touched. She said, I quote, she's my favorite. You should marry her. Wow.

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What do you think about that one? At least she's honest, right? God, I love Mama. She's always right. Wow, this food, this Branzino, it's sweet and spicy. Kinda like us, right? Can I just acknowledge, there's chemistry between us, isn't there? I feel it. It's in the air. It's thick. Are we on the same page? What a piece of shit, man. Fuck this guy. Honestly, fuck this guy.

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Like, Vanita doesn't take enough shit on this show without being completely dragged and humiliated like this by you. Fuck off, you little fucking G-Wagon borrowing beaver. I hate you. Now I'm so glad to see that this cast treats you like this because you deserve every little fucking bit of it. I'm never standing up for you again. Until next week when one of the guys is worse.

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Hey, Randy, do me a favor. Give me your finger for a second. You got something on that. Yes, ma'am. Please don't, ma'am. Randy, here it goes. Look at those three little holes in the wall. We're just going to act right there.

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Do children like Branzino? Wow, can't wait for them to try this. You should put this Branzino in a baby bottle. I'd love to see our first child being nursed on this sweet, sweet Branzino.

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Driving the kids to school saying, God, what's that smell? And then saying, Mama packed us some branzino in our lunch, Daddy.

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We're going to be together forever. This is just beautiful. Wow. And she's just beaming, right? She's beaming like she's never been happier in her life. She's like, oh, my God, I'm having a love story. It's playing out on television. Finally, here I am on Southern Charm. I'm going to have a love storyline. This is amazing. And he's like, but I'm just being real. I'm seeing someone.

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And then he just smiles in her face.

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and uh she's like but don't act like you don't want this as bad as I do I mean everything you just said basically and he's like well do you know let's play it out say it's an alternate universe uh well let's say it's an alternative universe that it was me and you but you knew that I had the propensity to see new opportunities and be flippant you wouldn't want to be with somebody like that then you'd always wonder in the back of your mind is he going to do the same thing to

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Well, I hope that other girl's doing that because basically you've been leading her on for a storyline and so that you have somebody to talk to on TV, you fucking piece of shit. And the whole time you've been dating some little, of course, little Taylor lookalike blonde young girl. So get the fuck out of here. I can't with these fucking guys.

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And I was really sad for her that she made herself look so stupid to be with this piece of shit when she knew. Part of me doesn't feel bad because I'm like, you knew it's JT and you're still being with him. And part of me is like, well, it's also for storyline for you because you need something on this show. But I don't like that. And I don't like her getting mistreated by this guy.

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You're excused. Now go get another round, stupid.

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I felt really bad for her. Also, I cringed a lot.

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I'm wearing a white cape and I'm just here as a man telling you someone I respect. I've been dating someone else while I'm flirting with you. What an ass. So she's like, where does that put us? And he's like, I don't know, but I'll acknowledge. It's not easy. Not easy.

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So then he goes, yeah. And he's kind of smiling in her face and squinting his eyes. Like, I feel sorry for you, but I'm also squinting. He's like, yeah, I got to go. And then they just cut down to his completely empty plate of Branzino.

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was like wow well glad you had a full meal while you were here to dump my ass you piece of god yeah exactly monster right like she had to cook for this you could have at least taken her to dinner yeah yeah yeah exactly boo you suck boo jt you suck okay well but also the needle be smarter

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She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.

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I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.

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Yes, we can-a. It's Savannah.

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Hey, Madison, will you hold these for me? What are they? I don't really know. They're a tool.

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All right, hold down Randy while we get these on his nipples. Okay. God, I love having a girl's day.

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And she just gets that bell. She's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Wow, how long do I have to ring a bell before Randy comes up here? Randy's just coming. There's like smoke coming out of his hair from just being electrocuted. He's like, yes, ma'am. It's like he's never heard the sound of a bell before.

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Ma'am, that's a smoking radio.

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So they're having some champagne in bed, and they're talking about how to hold the glass to hold the temperature. And Patricia's like, I love a coupe. I mean, if there's one talent I possess, it's my ability to hold something by the stem.

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I hope you enjoy eating from Mother of Pearl. I actually knew the Mother of Pearl, but God, Pearl was a dumb little hooker. Used every man she ever came across. Okay, so Madison's like, well, I got good stuff. I'm at Shep's girlfriend, Sienna, and I think she's lovely. I mean, she is. I mean, she's 26, you know, a lot of energy. Oh, wow. And any word on the stem cells?

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Well, her spine doesn't really have very good access. She does like wearing things that have back covers. Damn it.

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I love that she says she's only dating Shep as like a favorite of her grandmother. That was so low and hilarious. And she's like, well, between you and me, she approached Whitney before Shep. Oh, for Christ's sake. Of course she did. She had to go through the human resources penis to get on this show. You know, we know how this show works. They all go through Whitney first.

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The Golden Gate douche. Like you have to go through there to get through anything. Jesus.

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The other night at Watch What Happens, we got to meet the producers of Southern Charm, which was... Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, we met a lot of really cool people. We met the two chicks in the office. They're so nice and gorgeous and talented. You know all that. But we actually got to meet the producers of this. They were such nice guys. Can I tell you? It was so cool talking to them.

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And I actually got nervous talking to them and then I left and I thought, God damn it, I had the chance to ask them the question I've always been dying to ask and I've never been able to ask and I missed my chance. And that question is, is there no HR on this fucking show? How is this Whitney being the gatekeeper of every girl getting cast on this show? How is that still going on?

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Get me HR on the phone.

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You can just sign this with my penis. Just go ahead and sign right here on the dotted line.

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So she's like, well, where did she meet him in the first place? She goes, oh, I don't know. Some application. It's for millionaires. Raya? She's like, Raya, that's it. Stalker. And Madison's like, Patricia's got the best gossip in town. That's why we've been best friends for 16 years. If you can out gossip a hairdresser, you really got something special.

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He says between 35 and 50. Yeah, he's like, offer him 35 and 50. It's a lump one. Start low. And Craig's like, yeah, I'll give him 30.

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It's so insulting just to be like, we got in a fight, so now I'm kicking my partner off the show. That's bizarre. I know. I can't imagine that.

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Yeah. Why don't you just start your own podcast called Pillow Queen? Just do that. I mean, if you're so confident in your popularity and you're this and you're everything in the podcast and people are only there for you, just have one for yourself called Pillow Queen. Like, who cares?

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Sham goddess. He's like, hey, sham goddess, I'll bite you out. for $5. All right, so Craig goes to pick up Shep and they shake hands awkwardly and start laughing.

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and it's like what's going on he's like yeah this morning i got a text from sierra and she's like good morning with a big smiley face and i'm like are we happy this morning i sent you those pair of tidy whiteys with my name signed on them for your grandma i hope we're made up now well you guys are still pretty new paige and i are coming on three years but it's been a lot of hard work and you're gonna have to deal with the from her luckily

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It's like, yes, it's worth giving it a try in relationships because, you know, the feelings you have for her don't come around often. Sure, you might get hurt, but it's worth it. He's like, well, I'm okay with getting hurt. I really am.

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Uh, so all you want are beautiful babies in a Bahamian house, or you're going to go into some deep, dark depression that you'll pull me into. And then we're going to have to go to fucking bars to meet girls. Please don't do that to me.

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I was trying to bounce it. Rocks don't bounce, by the way. They skip. All right, so that was a bad analogy.

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uh yeah you know i'm a realist you know so i date someone in a different state who doesn't want marriage or children and then i just say every day you want to have marriage and children in this state that you hate on a show filled with people that also hate you does that sound fun you know me in realism

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Also, I'm sorry to interrupt you, Ben. I know you're not shocked that I did it, but I'm really sorry to interrupt you. I just want to interject here. One part of standing behind the bar that's really hard is not being able to interject when they're talking bullshit in the guest chairs. And when they're like, oh, my God, Paige is so mean to Craig. Yeah, Craig deserves so much better.