Vik Shivdasani
Appearances
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
So I just gotta make a stipulation real quick. I do sit down, not stand up. It's a little bit different. My name is Vikash Shivdasani, but I go by Vik, so you're welcome. I know what you're all thinking seeing me up here, but I'm not really disabled. I'm just really lazy. Or at least that's what I tell people. See, people always feel the need to come up to me and be like, hey man, what happened?
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
Why are you in a wheelchair? My favorite, like, the old Indian people were like, so, what is wrong with you? I'm like, man, what the hell is wrong with you? I got no manners, jeez, nothing's wrong with me. I just got tired and wanted to sit down. I had a lazy idea to add wheels. Now I can bring my own chair everywhere. It's fucking genius.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
One time, one time this dude came up to me and was like, hey man, what's your handicap? I was like, what? I don't know. I don't even play golf. But seriously though, I used to walk and now I've been in a wheelchair for about 18 years. When I was 22 years old, after a night of partying, I fell off of a third floor apartment balcony after a night of, left me paralyzed from the waist down.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
For the record, the punchline there was oops. Okay. You didn't like that. Okay. Vic. Vic Dasani. Shiv Dasani.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
So we had a night of party, we went out to the club, we came back and... How long ago was this? How old were you? 18 years. I was 22 years old at the time.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
We got back to the apartment. One cab was missing. I went to the balcony to call my cousin who was in the missing cab. He's like, we're right around the corner. I lean over the balcony to see if I could see any headlights coming. I lost my balance. Last thing I remember was losing my balance. Oh my God. Yeah. Pretty much.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
I lost my balance, and the next thing I remember was waking on the ground. I don't remember falling or anything. Wow. Incredible. And what did they tell you when you awakened? No one actually saw me. My friends with the missing cab came literally right after I fell. All I had was a bloody nose. Nobody knew what was going on. I was coming to, and then I was like, I think I fell off the balcony.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
I couldn't get up. I couldn't move. And that's when I was just like, something happened. How did they find you? I landed on the only four-foot patch of grass right next to a curb and six inches from a sprinkler.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
I actually am a... I help people heal from emotions. I'm an emotional healing coach, I guess. I actually wrote a book. You wrote a book? I wrote a book. It's called Rolling With It, Lessons Learned While Sitting Down.
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
Absolutely, absolutely. I think the people who have been paralysed more recently hate the people that have... They just think this is life, you know? You're looking down on them?
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
Because the people who are born crippled, like, that's just been their life, so they're, like, this is it, and...
KILL TONY
#706 - 2025 NYE
Can I just say one more thing? Absolutely. Finally, someone with a disability on this show that can fucking enunciate.