Vanilla Mace
Appearances
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
oh my god but so funny like you know what's funny year years ago like when i was still working nine to five i got called in to do a jubilee video like i i they asked for whatever i sent something in they asked me to come and my sister went with me i skipped work that day to go i went into the studio and i really felt i was like damn this is crazy i'd never been on a set like that or anything like that and i was like whoa this is crazy
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
and then I do it and I forget. It was like, we were looking at people's Instagrams and then like just basically coming up with what kind of person we thought they were, like describing what kind of person they would be in their head.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And so they showed me like a few profiles and then eventually like you meet the person like they bring up and then we all meet and then we all talk about who we really are and see if we were right on our assumptions. And I thought it was supposed to be funny. I did not think that it was like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
get serious looks kind like i wasn't oh you were like kind of reading them yeah yeah but like in a funny way i wasn't yeah yeah no but like yeah like just like funny little i was like well i figured like that's why we're here like it's personality driven right and i was cracking them bitches up like they were all laughing at all the shit i was saying and i i remember one of the things i said was someone i was looking at i was like they look like they love okay clearly they love designer because they were like wearing designer in every picture and i was like
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
but this kind of designer it feels it feels very consignment it feels very it feels a little second hand the ones in palm springs yeah yeah yeah and they laughed really hard and i remember that guy actually was really did not like me because he didn't like that joke because i guess he really did shop there all the time i like actually like took it personally like hey i didn't know you were at the outlets like that i mean hey i'm mad i don't want to talk bad on your hobby
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Yeah, exactly. Also, when it comes to DJing, I've told everyone already that I have picked up DJing as a hobby, or I'm trying to anyway. I figure if white dudes especially can do it, I can do it. Absolutely. I can master anything they touch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
yeah but i i thought the goal was to make people laugh so i was like kind of reading them all i was cracking up they never used the footage like not once i hope it's gone forever because i'm sure i'm just like deleted and then everyone oh my god she looks so much better in person yeah like that one i would yeah yeah that one i'd be like you're right i do i don't photograph well right right but i did do a lost archives of jubilee wow look at us we're two jubilee girls i know i love kind of love that and i'm also reading here that you're a virgo
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I am a Virgo. So am I. Are you really? Yes. When's your birthday? I'm August 25th. Oh, I'm... That's actually my anniversary.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
You're a baby.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
you're my cousin oh my god that is so look at us two virgos that's why you're so fucking funny but i do have some fun facts about you okay okay let's talk about it on here it says you have a tabby cat named chai and another cat named miso yes which i did i did actually knew you had two cats when did you get them
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Yeah, an animal.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Yeah. I can't say the same about me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
so that's yeah what they're gonna remember yes exactly exactly and i remember when i was saying that i was like i'm being serious and i got like all the shit for it like i got the the table like my man got me a table and like programming and all this stuff i really have fun doing it it is very hard but i'm having a good time and i remember my friend was asking me she's like who are you djing for like who's the audience and i was like the whores
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
You know, it's funny. I have two Frenchies and the first one, his name is squid and my other one's name is tuna. Oh yeah. So, and squid was my first baby that we got. My, my man got him for me for like our anniversary. Cause I, when we moved into a new home, I really wanted an animal, especially working from home all the time. And he was working still as a trainer at the time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
So I was always by myself at home and I was like, This sucks. It's so sad in this fucking house. Like, nothing to do. Yeah, I was like, not my man. I need something else. Yeah, yeah. I need an animal. So he adopted our Frenchie squid, but he got him from a friend. And that, well, I use the term friend loosely. He knew him. Okay. But that guy's also on drugs. Oh, okay. Look at that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Some of the best animals.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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The weirdest places.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
yeah I adopted when we got him after he got older we were like he actually got super super energetic because like Frenchies have so much energy yeah they do and so I always say Frenchies if you have a lot of time and money they're great dogs Oh, awesome. Yeah. No, literally. If you don't have time or money, don't get them. Please do not.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Yeah. And they work better in duos because they have so much energy. So I was like, I need to get him a friend because the window is closing to where I become that person with that dog. That's like too much because he was always the best boy. Like he's so sweet. He never barks. He never attacks. He just has too much energy. He just like can't even contain it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I actually don't have to do any shit. Mom actually realized I never have to listen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And it's funny because at one point my mom was dog sitting for me and my mom goes, I think he's deaf. And I go, really? And she goes, yeah. And I go, oh no, girl, he just doesn't listen. No, he just don't give a fuck. That's him ignoring you. Yeah, he really just doesn't care.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Which is ironic because when we got a new one, like when we fostered the other one, it's because he was being rehomed because his owner got a new job and he was like, I'm too busy, I can't watch him. And he's completely deaf. Oh, really? Yeah, which we wasn't on the application. I didn't know that. He did not tell me that until I was in person. Oh.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
But I remember when I looked at the pictures, I was like, something about this dog is speaking to me. Even though the pictures were awful because they were taken by a single man. You know men don't know how to take pictures of shit, but especially not a dog. The pictures were like a hundred yards away. Horrible angles, blurry. I was showing those profile pictures.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I was like, look it, I'm going to go see this dog today. And my whole family was like, Okay. Oh. Even my man was like, are you sure? And I was like, let's just go see in person. He's way cuter in person. Okay. That's one we could say, you look way better in person.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I'm going to write a hate comment on it. You look so much better in person.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Well then it turns out he is my son, right? Because we're both thuggos on the internet, but really good looking in person apparently. Oh.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
but then when we talked to him about it he was like also i think he might be deaf i go thank and he was like well yeah i just haven't gotten gotten him tested because i guess the hearing test is like 400 and the answer is just yes or no it's just like yeah now he can't hear shit yeah like I mean, okay, thanks. And he's like, I kind of didn't want to pay for it. And I was like, I don't blame you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Right. I want you to have the feeling that I had in the club. Yeah. When I was in the club back in... The clubs are gone. They are dead.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
That is real. That's real. Yeah. And I was, cause it's not affecting his quality of life at all. Like he can still run and walk and everything normally. So when I fostered him, I took him to my vet to like have him like checked out and stuff. And I said the same thing. I'm like, they said he, they think he might be deaf. And then his doctor was like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
all right and then he was like can you hold this and he gave me this big giant tin of like treats and i was like yeah and he goes he turned my dog around then he goes just drop it on the ground and so i did and he didn't flinch not even a little and my other dog was in the room and was immediately like and then we heard barking back there and he goes
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
no that's honestly like the easiest way to do it i mean so i mean and now i know for sure which is funny because recently i took him to the hospital because he was not feeling well and i was panicking uh-huh and when i took him i was like i just have to tell you guys he is deaf so like and they were like oh good to know and when they brought him back out to me he's fine he ate he ate a fucking berry from the backyard and oh no spit it out of his butt the other day oh no he's healed now okay he's good yeah charge me a fuck ton of money but yeah he's good now
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
hey thank god yeah a couple racks thank god thanks yeah no more berries for you yeah and uh when he came out you would have thought my dogs love the vet because they go and they get a lot of attention and treats so when she walked him out it was like he was on a victory tour like he was just stopping at every nurse like yeah yeah literally like hey stops at every nurse they're all bye tuna yeah he's like
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
like he's like literally like okay but so i get it having two one bad one good yeah i feel that honestly uh it says on here that you rose to fame for twitch streams and youtube videos playing tons of video games from roblox to dress to impress to horror games yeah you are a gamer girl yes yes
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I've never played Roblox.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
So I don't know.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Like some super famous movies like Godfather. I'm like, I'm like.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
yeah now i'm like i i love i don't know what happened but i'm like i love horror games now i think they're so much fun yeah i don't maybe it's a virgo thing i was the same way i was very afraid of everything scary and i didn't really like anything like i didn't want to pursue it at the same time yeah uh i think like as i got older i sometimes would get tricked into it or my friends would be like we're just gonna put it on and then yeah and then everyone falls asleep and i'd be the only one watching you're like biting your nails like yeah for real yeah
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I remember when I saw hereditary, when that came out in theaters, I saw it in theaters, but that's my stupid sister's fault. Cause she was like, we should go watch this movie together. It's supposed to be really good. And I was like, well, is it scary, scary? Or is it just like whatever? Scary. She's like, no, it's like a thriller.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
She was like, no, it's like a thriller.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
yeah that was one of those that i had to watch like a bunch of happy stuff when i got yeah like cleanse like the baby fucking fruit sensory video like you're just like i can't miss rachel yeah i'm gonna ask her to help me okay it says right here that last year you'd been thinking of quitting your job as a dancer and then got a video that the club she worked out was burning down
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
It was fun. It was a good time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Honestly, you know, it's funny. Mine, too. But, you know, it's so brave. That's obviously very brave for you. Yeah. I remember I was going I was like, I'm prioritizing horse sets this year because all my friends are gay, which I love. but they are annoying. And so like, they want to go hold hands in the grass and watch the marinas. I would love to do that. I'll do that too.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Oh, so no work tonight.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
But I was like, but also I am going to make a stop at Glorilla. I don't want anyone to get mad at me. Yeah. But I went and saw DJ mustard and that was the best set I've ever watched in my life. And I'm being so serious. I bet it was honestly, it was the best. He is my Mozart.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
regardless yeah it was so so weird that's so funny i they don't close for anything my first and last time going to a strip club well i will say that wasn't my first first time but it was my first time like really having a strip club experience it was in vegas and it was like god bless you right out there crazy Oh girl. And it was like a two story one.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
So it was like girls were on the bottom, men were on the top. And like the energy with the girls on the bottom was so weird and creepy. Like it was a bunch of men, obviously. It was like a Friday night, so it was pretty packed, but it's just so quiet.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
quiet like the way they were watching was just so like it's very menacing yeah it feels very like uh batman villain energy yeah and they all looked like the penguins so there's that too like all the men in there they literally look like crawled out of their mom's basement so sorry about that yeah it's very true the dancers were
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
stunning and gorgeous and so talented, but it's just the men watching it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And they just watch like, yeah. And there's just like nothing weirder to me than going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating. Like, what's the point?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
like oh i'm like oh okay so you guys want to get a double taste yeah i'm like okay that's cute like let's do it like fuck it who cares something's so weird about it yeah and i went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when i was up there like the energy's way more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun but like male strip like i described my experience in a male strip club as like a haunted house just around every corner oh
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. Sorry me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me. On to the guests. Today we have the iconic, the hilarious, the unbelievably gorgeous, Vanilla Maze. Woo! Woo!
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time. I feel like I'm being chased.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
It's awful. I don't recommend it. In fact, I do recommend it if you take a really good group of friends and you're just trying to have a good ass night. Like, but I remember my, my mom was there and she, of course she was. And she got, she like paid for like a dance for me. Cause it was my 21st birthday weekend. And like, yeah,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
bangers so many i couldn't even like i couldn't even fathom what that was like he opened with rack city and brought out taiga which but the song banging right right and it was funny because he was on at the same time as lady gaga oh and i love lady gaga but see i would buy tickets to go see lady gaga i wouldn't buy tickets to go see mustard so i was weighing my bets i was like okay maybe i'll maybe i'll split the difference right right and then i heard those like first three bars of rack city i was like
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's just all the worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make you do uh well they just had me sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was like this big ass white dude which i will say every other male stripper in there was really short like because i'm tall i'm a tall thick girl so i'm i'm six feet tall every stripper in there was probably like five eight yeah you were like come on bring me some some meat yeah yeah i like a little
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
something yeah right like come on everyone was so small and i remember a lot of their chests were shaved too and the only reason i knew that is because they kept rubbing on me and it was giving me like rug burn yeah like the oh god yeah hey hey hey queen yeah i was like you're giving me like a razor burn yeah
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And I remember when I went on the stage, I was like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Cause I went up, but the dude was like six, five, like, which I thought was unheard of for a stripper. I was like a tall, beefy white dude, like good looking dude too. He came up and he was dancing to, you guessed it, work from home by fifth harmony. Okay. Now that's awful for another reason.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Now, every time I hear it, that's what I think. It's just like a PTSD.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I just go back to this night. Like I'm like, and like, he's dressed as a construction worker given the theme and he's kind of just dancing around me at first and it's all gyrating and grinding on me, whatever. Yeah. At one point, though, he, like, obviously, like, if I'm sitting like this, he's, like, over my shit. Right. And because he's so tall, his dick's in my face. In your mouth.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Which I'm, like, it's rubbing my nose like this. I'm being nudged by it. Like, my lashes are so big at the time, they're brushing it. You know what I'm saying?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
type of shit i was on at the time and then i remember at one point he was like first of all while he's doing this everyone's cheering he's like making normal conversation with me and he's like where are you from that's interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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he's like actually trying to get to know me like he was like what are you studying what do you hope to do with that hey buddy now's not the time yeah like and then at one point he goes this is the worst part of the whole night but he goes he's like stand up and he like grabs my hands makes me stand up and i'm in like a slutty little dress and heels right as you should and then he's like dancing turns around he like bends over he's like dancing whatever i was like oh i'm doing the bending okay oh right
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And when he like, he's like doing all that. Then he turns around and he looks at me and then he said, he said, are you afraid of heights or something like that? I think it was supposed to be a joke. And I go, no, not, not particularly. And then he bends down, grabs me around both legs and, stands back up, twists me like the arms of a clock bitch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
When I tell you I'm upside down, upside down my legs like this. Like face down. And listen, as a big girl, the fear I feel being picked up. Like as a big girl. The last thing I need is for you to try and be like, you know what I mean? If I hear that, I'm going to die.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Put me the fuck down.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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No, he twists. on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like holding like at this point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part is he's holding me like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that To me, of all people. To me? You would really. I'm literally sweating reliving it.
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And I'm looking between his legs at everyone else going. And at one point when he spun around, while he's still holding me in the 69 position, he spun around. And then at that point he was facing the other way. And then through his legs, I could see my sister and my mom and both of them laughing. And then my sister said, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
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Like she was like, that's like a core memory for her now.
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oh my see the core memory the little ball and inside out it's like yellow for her and for me it's it's fucking red it's blue sadness yeah oh my god it's literally fear wow okay well now if if i was like not convinced enough to never go to a male strip club now i definitely am i know because now when i see the magic mike experience and stuff i'm curious to know if it's similar horror to that yeah i'll
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Like, forgive me. Yeah. And then right after that, he played, like, I'm different by 2 Chainz. Okay. And Paranoid by Ty Dolla $ign. I was like, I'm sad. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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I could take you away from all this.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Oh, the fucking sirens. It's always two, two. Like, not two o'clock, but I mean two rounds of driving. There and back.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Sorry. Yeah. Sorry, Gaga.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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That's a skill in and of itself. Yeah. I tell people all the time. I think you've got it in spades, like being able to, being able to, especially twitching. Cause like that's live.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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but uh talking like being able to talk to yourself and no one else for that long is like a skill i think a lot of people don't realize it's very difficult yeah people like you and i have it naturally where we're just annoying i'm just like i'm like i'm literally i'm just that annoying like i can talk that much it could go on forever honestly if you don't stop me it won't end
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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like you're really yeah yeah i joke with my uh because my fiance like is the complete opposite of that like so i i just talk at him a lot like i'll just tell him all kinds of things and he just listens to me and like sometimes i'll be talking for like 40 minutes straight and i'll start like i wanted to tell him something i saw on instagram and i'll end talking about like the chinese imperial army and i'm like how did he's just sitting he's just listening the whole time yeah yeah he's like okay and then as soon as i get to the end i'm like
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Yeah. Yeah. But that's a skill. It's fucking hard. Sometimes when people ask me like, Oh, I want to start a podcast or I want to start this. Like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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what do i need to buy what do i need to do advice or yeah and i always tell them i'm like don't buy anything don't don't even think about don't think about names don't think about any of that just set up your phone and record yourself talking for 40 minutes like pick one thing to start about and then just see if you can do it just go no literally before you even like buy this yeah the sony the
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
well i don't have like all this hype i'm like girl just see if you could fucking do it first you know what i mean like just try it at least before you go yeah i'm a huge proponent of using whatever it is you have yeah like it's funny you say that too because like i film all of my videos i would say 99 of my tiktoks in tiktok
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really yeah i filmed them in app yeah i've been doing that since i started making videos i'll even edit in tick tock no literally so they've made it it's like so much easier too because they got the sound effects yeah everything i'm like wait well i really don't need much else yeah and i'll i'll do anything on my phone if i could buy a home on my phone i would like literally all on my phone i have like a million and one tabs open because i'm just constantly doing shit on my phone
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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But I tell people all the time, I was like, I record shit on my iPhone all the time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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yeah but i want to i want to back up a little bit talk about your lore how you got into i know you stream you do youtube and now you're doing obviously tiktok too but i'd love to know how you got into content creation how'd you get started
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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but yeah but like i still to this day i'm like i do everything on my phone i'm like i still i'm like do like i use the laptop sometimes but i'm like i love i just love my little phone like easy it's so easy yeah we were uh when i i think i forget where we were oh we were when my sister we threw something for her when she turned 30 and uh me and my friends were at the house and it was funny because like a lot of our friends were all in the same industry so like we all do the same shit and so like the first day we were there a lot of us had like brand deals and shit to do and like work so we were all working everyone was working on their
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
laptops i was working on my phone and so i have the cord headphones still too i always carry them with me and i was editing a brand deal on my phone in tiktok and i was like i because my vision is so bad i was literally like i had it this close and i was going like this and i was doing it and my friend took a picture of me she goes what the fuck are you doing because i was just like this close with the headphones yeah and i was a smile in the picture i'm smiling because i'm watching myself
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
still got it my man my man told me this the other day he was like i hate when i'm watching your videos where i'm like making fun of someone or i'm just making jokes and i can tell when you make yourself laugh really hard like there are points where you can tell like my eyes light up genuinely like i surprised myself yeah oh my god that was good yes oh my god you're like proud of that one Okay.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I have one last one. It says that obviously recently you went viral for blind unboxing and you famously have had some bad luck opening the ones you specifically didn't want. So we brought some here today so we can open them together. Miss Carrie.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Can I have the blind box, please? I got you some so we can open them on camera together.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I know you like the skull candy ones. Yes. So Carrie went and got them for me, but I don't know what kind they are.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
this is the new series oh new series alert shout out pop mart wait yeah so i i specifically was like i gotta open one with her on camera obviously we have to open together okay well you have to famously say which ones you really want which ones you don't which one you really don't want yeah yeah okay let's see you go first i'll look okay you're more experienced than me honestly
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
yeah but i was thinking the same thing the first of all pan flute lame yeah lame and then the cricket what even is that yeah pan flute's like upside down like girl what are you doing girl what are you doing get it right okay so now we know let's open them up i'm i think they have a little tab also what kills me too in my most recent one where i bought like the giant like 300 like the sanrio yeah yeah yeah and at the end i'm like thank you pop mart and they're like you're thanking them like you didn't just
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
thank you for taking my money i appreciate it yeah literally i'm like okay you didn't have to go there but hey guys it's my fantasy yeah right let me live it can you hear i bet sound is loving this sounds perfect sounds perfect oh wait i don't want to see what it is don't spoil her for me i wouldn't even tell even if i could how do you get this thing out oh here she is oh
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Do you remember what it was?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Oh, they're like little spheres.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Ugly little girl. Hold on. Let me see. Just kidding. Just kidding. You're a beautiful queen. What does it say? I literally got the puppetry once. So did I.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
the fucking odds you're right you are that was the one i said i did like and it cursed you as well like are you kidding me man your curse is so strong it hit me at the same time well another look at her face card is crazy no yeah her face card is really her face is beat down she's got she's mugged down yeah easily but like yeah it's concerning at this point like genuinely i'm like i don't want the puppetry the comments on your videos always being like do not buy a lottery ticket literally
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I love that for her. I'm so glad I could give you another unlucky one. Thank you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Just like the Christmas tree. Just like the Christmas tree. Because she was born here on the comment section.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Oh, my God. Look at us. Now we're matching something or other. Little twins. I'm happy for us.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
It worked twins. Yeah. Oh my God. Well, thank you so much for coming on the show. My God. Thank you for having me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
It's been amazing. So hilarious. I would love to know if you have any advice for anyone who maybe is like streaming or making content up and coming and like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
maybe they're feeling a little discouraged or disheartened obviously now obviously you've been making content for a minute but now recently I'm so glad people are now seeing how fucking funny you are thank you and giving and rewarding you for it you're hilarious but do you have any advice for anyone who's making content
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
so yeah just like just and be yourself like just trying to like be yourself be authentic um and i know it's hard when like your first time getting in front of the camera it's always a little awkward but the more you do it the more like it becomes easier every time so yeah and i i agree with you about being yourself too because you are that i think is what people love the most about you but it's also i feel like obvious if you're trying to like act like somebody else or rip off their bit it's obvious and then you won't build a following but yeah period i think that's fantastic advice thank god
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I fucking love you. I think you're so funny. I can't wait to see what else you keep doing. Thank you. You're amazing. And thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show. Thank you so much for my amazing guest, Vanilla Mace. Where can everybody find you?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Look at that. Make sure you follow Vanilla on literally everything. She's so fucking funny. And literally my twin. Right. We're so much alike.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Like, come on. I mean. Certified.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Thank you all so much for watching. Don't forget new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms with the video list for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you to my amazing guest, Vanilla Mace, and I'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
oh my god hello thank you thank you for having me i'm so excited to have you i'm so excited to be here i was we were kind of keying beforehand yeah but i was telling you i am familiar with your content um but only recently when you went super viral for the blind boxes did i realize you were following me that's when we've i followed you back but i used to watch your uh videos when you were pretending to be a dj oh my god okay
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
love a trinket what you love a little tchotchke yeah i love it's so funny because i saw your videos of where you're showing your shelf with all your uh collectibles and it's funny because my sister's house looks exactly like yours really all the same thing she collects them puts them in where dishes should be they're all inside a cabinet yeah she has an all glass cabinet in the kitchen and she's like well that's where all my sunny angels are gonna go yeah yeah i go where you're supposed to put crystal
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
she's like, yeah, yeah. Right here. I have the little shelves and everything.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I feel her.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I need it. Yeah. When I see little ugly things, I'm like, my sister would love that. You're like, Oh,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
she would die like and i'll buy it for her yeah and she'll be like oh she's like that's the best thing i've ever seen no it's really me i'm like i don't know what it is i don't know what it is about it but i'm just like i need that in my pocket now like i just need it take that home yeah one time my my fiance he was buying coffee for us and then he saw these little stickers and there was one that was like cherries but they had these ugly little faces on them they were like hand-drawn stickers and
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
It looked really cool. And he got it, and he was like, oh, here's coffee for everyone. And then he gave it to my sister. And she goes, what's this? And he goes, I saw it. I just thought you'd like it, because don't you like stuff like this? And she was like, yeah. Yeah. whatever, whatever. I don't want men getting like, all right.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Fuck ever. It was like last year.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I like, I think it's cute too, that you were like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Do you have any goals, any goals that you want to do, like anything you want to pursue now that you're kind of leaning in full time to social? Like as far as like a podcast, you want to act?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
That'll do it. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
ever in my life i like and also like i'm sure you could tell about me i've had it i've had an unbridled confidence for a long ass time like it's i joke that i was well i was like balls deep in body neutrality until i started doing this like i remember when i first started dating my man i started gaining weight obviously he's happy weight whatever yeah so fuck
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
and i had a belly button piercing at the time and my belly button rings like weren't fitting anymore and i was like that's so weird what's happening yeah and then i literally told my man i was like they just make them in different sizes you know like some are small some are short well that's not true really that's not true at all they're all the same size oh that just news to me i just had a bigger belly so they just weren't fitting
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Yeah, but do you see how, like, I didn't even consider the fact.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I don't know. Something's definitely wrong with this one. It's defective. But once I started doing this for a living, I started being, not even looking at myself, it was almost like how people would perceive me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Because to this day, I was just telling Trixie Mattel this, to this day, I still get compliments, there's supposed to be compliments in person, where they go, you're so much prettier in person. And I go, oh! Right. Okay.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And it's like hearing it for, I'm not kidding, years. I've heard that for years. So now I'm like, you guys are starting to make me think I'm boof ass ugly.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Get used to it. You're getting big now.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
That's the first time I remember seeing you. Oh my God.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Which I love. And I saw recently that you got booked because of your DJ videos. I did. I did actually. You said lying on the resume got me in there. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I even recently, I, I got that when I was hosting, I was at the Grove, right? And I was like, uh, I hosted something with my friend Dylan Mulvaney. And then after I finished, I was walking around and this lady came up to me. She's like, I fucking love you. She's like an older white woman. Fucking love you. Love yourself. Walks away. And then my fiance goes, that lady was at the talk thing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And I go, Oh, what's she? She was like in the audience. He goes, no, she walked by while you were talking on the mic and And she like, they like roped it off. So she was outside the rope right behind my fiance. And she goes, oh, I know that girl. That girl's on TikTok. She like makes fun of men. I love her. And then while she's watching, she goes, man, she looks better in person.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
And then she walks away. Like, will it ever end? No. And I, when he tells me, I go, I wasn't even there. And I got hit.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
I can't catch a break. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 168
Oh, like they look at your shoes first? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, I've seen those.