Vance DeGeneres
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
That's right, John. It's one big drunken mob scene, and there's not much more to it than that. John? Well, Vance, how's the parade going so far? Great, great, John. It started about 11 o'clock this morning. Traditional participants include Irish folk bands, local labor unions, and in a tip of the hat to St.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of New York's finest will use the parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan. And, John, I should mention that even hardcore New Yorkers really seem to be enjoying themselves today, soaking up the sunshine and using the parade as a distraction to fondle and plant drugs on unsuspecting tourists.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
And later in the day, the revelers will wind their way through the streets of Manhattan, eventually ending up in northern Manhattan for the traditional beating of the Protestants.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Backlash? I don't know where you're getting your information from, John, because I don't think it could be any gayer. Men openly marching in skirts, sucking on large pipes attached to hairy sacks. Of course, we all know that Cardinal O'Connor did approve the ban on gays in deference to St.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Patrick, who, by the way, changed his name from Maewyn Suket upon entering the priesthood, a tradition continued by priests to this very day. mainly to avoid the hassles of Megan's Law. John?