Unnamed Voice #4

I fought a burglar for wearing my Conan O'Brien needs a friend t-shirt. There was a man in my house and I told him, you know, this is my house, get out. Then I saw he was wearing my Conan O'Brien t-shirt. I ordered him to take it off. He did not. And so I did a stupid thing and I went up to him. I pushed him a little bit and yanked the shirt right off of him.

I fought a burglar for wearing my Conan O'Brien needs a friend t-shirt. There was a man in my house and I told him, you know, this is my house, get out. Then I saw he was wearing my Conan O'Brien t-shirt. I ordered him to take it off. He did not. And so I did a stupid thing and I went up to him. I pushed him a little bit and yanked the shirt right off of him.

You might be thinking, yeah, that is stupid. Why would you react that way? It's just a shirt. And I think it's partially because what that shirt represented to me at that time. All the comedians I had watched I told them they saved me. When I saw him wearing a shirt that represented why I like living, I love laughing, I love combi, I love all of that, all the friends that I've made. I snap.

You might be thinking, yeah, that is stupid. Why would you react that way? It's just a shirt. And I think it's partially because what that shirt represented to me at that time. All the comedians I had watched I told them they saved me. When I saw him wearing a shirt that represented why I like living, I love laughing, I love combi, I love all of that, all the friends that I've made. I snap.

Oh my God, happiest day of my life. I did meet him. Best day of 2024. He still doesn't know the story because he just signed my shirt, took this picture and left. It was like midnight.

Oh my God, happiest day of my life. I did meet him. Best day of 2024. He still doesn't know the story because he just signed my shirt, took this picture and left. It was like midnight.

I fought a burglar for wearing my Conan O'Brien needs a friend t-shirt. There was a man in my house and I told him, you know, this is my house, get out. Then I saw he was wearing my Conan O'Brien t-shirt. I ordered him to take it off. He did not. And so I did a stupid thing and I went up to him. I pushed him a little bit and yanked the shirt right off of him.

You might be thinking, yeah, that is stupid. Why would you react that way? It's just a shirt. And I think it's partially because what that shirt represented to me at that time. All the comedians I had watched I told them they saved me. When I saw him wearing a shirt that represented why I like living, I love laughing, I love combi, I love all of that, all the friends that I've made. I snap.

Oh my God, happiest day of my life. I did meet him. Best day of 2024. He still doesn't know the story because he just signed my shirt, took this picture and left. It was like midnight.