Unnamed Voice #3
Appearances
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Tack and I send each other exactly what we want and we don't even take it out of the box that it comes in. Like I send him the link exactly for what it was.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
That is joy. You know you're getting something exactly, you know you're getting exactly what you want.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Yes, it can. Unless she's got diamonds on it, I don't want it. Oh, wow.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
No, it has. I'm being unless it's like nice jewelry that marks a very special occasion. I think that's what I was trying to say. That's no better. No, it is. But it's like, you know, a 10 year anniversary. Maybe he gets me whatever. I don't know. But if it's like clothes.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
If you want, how, you know what I mean? Not like days?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I just know exactly what I want. And I don't think other people, including Tack, really know that. And I think rather than winging it, here's something I wanted. And here it is. Get it for me.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
If you get your penis from doing that, then you shouldn't have a penis.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
If Pat gets me an appliance like that, I'll be like, where do we put it? Do you know what I mean?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
First of all- I really wish she wouldn't have confronted this robber.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
There's limited real estate in the kitchen, and it's this machine that you got me. It's like a burden, kind of, but also...
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Oh, if someone was in my house and like, first of all, he just put a shirt on.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
It would have been really funny if you were just like an absolute dick to her. If you were just like, oh, I don't like taking pictures. But that's the opposite.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I used to just be like, can I do it? And so it wasn't about what I was stealing. It was about could like, and also I got very arrogant. Like I would wear a bracelet in the store and I'd just be like, I'm going to walk out wearing the bracelet.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
If you act like you were wearing it in, they would just be like, oh, she's just leaving in the outfit.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Right? Look, I liked just like showing, hey, I just took it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
And it's, you know, most of the time if you walk out confidently, people are just going to be like, okay, it belongs to her.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
That was such a buildup to what you were going to say. There was so much just information. Well, listen, what museum did we go to?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I feel like you would enjoy that, though. Did you act like you weren't excited because you didn't want your cousins to think you were... Truth be told? Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Wait, how many kids, what are you talking, how many presents do you get kids? Kids have to be flooded with presents.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
They had a lot, but like, I also, the board now. Three a piece? Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I don't like things. I don't want new purses. I don't want new jackets.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I get things. I like them. I use them all the time.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
It's a leather jacket. It's nice and broken in. It's perfect.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
You have jackets that you've worn forever, too. I have more than one jacket.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
Freezed to death in Los Angeles. It's 67 degrees outside.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I won't like it. Oh, my God. I'll email you exactly what I want.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I'm sending him something I know I want. And when he gives it to me, I'll know I like it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
I buy my mom and dad stuff all the time, and my mom has returned 100% of the presents I've given her.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
That's not Gil. Gil's cooler than you are. Gil's so much cooler than you are.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Ben Stiller Returns
You have to have the thing, and you have to be cooler, and you can't do that.