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Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Ep. 24 | Passage of Rime
Skip to the next song. We gotta get this off the playlist.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Ep. 24 | Passage of Rime
Let me accidentally turn on the... The seat's in the back here, right?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Ep. 24 | Passage of Rime
And for like three minutes, turn! I keep shouting, turn! A little more!
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How did he confirm it wasn't a joke?
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Do you know that Jessica and I were supposed to voice the international ABC intro to that race that Lewis Hamilton was protesting at? And I lost my voice and I couldn't do it. And I got replaced by Chris Whittingham. Oh.
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And Kevin was like, I wish I could, but I don't have a voice. I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
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How did you hear it? It was really good. It was a horrible day for me. Wow.
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And then I was like watching it with you guys and you were getting texts from all your family members. And I was just like, oh, I'm so happy for you guys. I'm just so happy.
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This is so awesome for you guys. It's just so cool to see others succeed.
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Daniel Riccardo, yeah. He's Australian. Does that answer your question? Oh, yeah. That does answer my question, actually. There's a scene in three or four where the opening scene is Daniel Riccardo calling Netflix, the entity of Netflix, the C word.
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I will say this. I had a thing a couple years ago at Jacksonville Beach Golf Course where I was paired up with my buddy, and we were paired up with these two random people we did not know. The other people we do not know hit into the group in front of us unbeknownst to us. The sun was coming down. We couldn't see. It was downwind. We didn't know the ball was going to go that far.
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So it either hits the guy like in the shoe or almost hits him, gets close enough, but doesn't hurt him. So the guy brings his cart up and is like, we're going to fight with the other guy. And so I look at my buddy and I go, what's the etiquette on if you're in a group with a guy who's about to get in a fight? Do we have to get in a fight with this guy because we were paired up with him?
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What were the Wolves doing on defense in the third quarter?
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Well, George Russell's tall. Isn't there one other tall guy?
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Esteban Ocon was really tall.
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Let's get this up there in the post-show edits of Yuki Tsunoda standing next to... Jalen Phillips, the Dolphins defensive back. Why were they in the same room? Because it was the F1 Miami. And I took a photo and it was unbelievable.
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Do we keep our distance?
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And the chat function for any illegal stream for sports. Oh my God.
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I'm going to tell you what I did. I came up with this idea in the moment. It's the only good idea I've ever had. I said, this guy who's about to fight doesn't know we don't know that guy. So we're just going to go make ourselves big as if we were fighting a bear, and we're going to stand behind them to be like, you're going to fight all of us, and then we're going to defuse the situation.
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I hosted the Paul Feinbaum show in Charlotte, North Carolina. Like Jessica, I know the Carolinas well. So I went down to Charlotte. The day before I was supposed to host, or I did host, I was a guest with Paul in the 6 p.m. hour, which is very important because I got to pick his brain. I got to figure it out. I had talked to people who had hosted before.
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And their advice, nearly universally, was let the callers talk. That it is... especially when it's a guest host, it's the caller show. It's not... I'm a steward of the callers.
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And so the idea that I was going to come in and grab the bull by the horns and be like, no, no, no, this is my world. Welcome to the jungle. I turn into Romy and just start dumping callers, right? That wasn't going to happen. I'm so respectful of the institution of Feinbaum because... In another world, like somewhere in the multiverse,
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There's a world in which it's Kevin from Florida on a cell phone, right? Absolutely. There's a world there.
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Yes, and I'm an insurance adjuster, and all I want to do is talk about Carson Beck, okay? That's all I want to do. And I opened up the show by— And by the way, that's not a million miles from where I am now, as far as the meth and the wanting to talk about Carson Beck. But the— Don't roll your eyes. Don't roll your eyes at me, Jessica Santana.
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Yeah, it was an eye roll. But no, I had opened up the show by saying, like, I remember driving around Florida, and it's hot as hell, and it's April, and there's literally no college football content. And all I wanted to do was find when Paul was syndicated the right dial and just listen to him talk about, like, Connor Shaw and how South Carolina is going to do that year. Like, I remember this.
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And so to be that voice… To be that voice… Connor Shaw. On my side… On that side of the desk was…
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It's Legend. Legend, hello. How you doing, brother? How you doing, man? I'm doing great. So first of all, before we start, we have a mutual friend in Mr. Pablo Torre, who did a great episode of his podcast, Pablo Torre Finds Out, about you. Pablo is an amazing person. I love learning about you, so I'm so happy you're calling in right now.
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Yeah. Well, it sounds like nobody would want to be paired with you on the golf course, Jess.
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It was. So... Like, you were not embraced at first? No, I was hated. So, there were a couple of... So, this is the first hour. Let me tell you guys the journey. So, the first hour was calls like that. Not to that level.
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Yeah, of course. You didn't send everybody to dog me. But... Jim from Tuscaloosa, who is a frequent caller. Yes. Who gets on guest hosts quite a bit. He called me a horrible host in the first hour. You need to get your act together. I mean, really. No, can I ask you a question, Jim? Well, go ahead.
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If you could clear up one misconception about you that you think other callers have, what would it be?
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And then I just hung in there. I did. I embraced the process, did what I wanted to do. And eventually, Jim from Tuscaloosa called back to tell me I was doing a good job.
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You have the best looking outfit I've seen on this show maybe ever. That's a great looking outfit. Thank you, Jim. I appreciate that. Have you, maybe, and I don't want to be too forward, have you backed off your earlier assessment that I'm a horrible host? Well, at the time, you were a horrible host because you bought into some idiot. Yeah, so at the time, I was, he said. Yeah.
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This is like the one gorilla versus 100 people thing.
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He also spent a good deal of time saying I'm a good-looking guy. So I went from... Footage not found. No, it's in there. It was in there. So he went from I'm a horrible host to I'm no longer a horrible host and I might be hot.
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Yeah. In one hour. In one hour.
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It was like I was at fantasy camp. I was like, let's get four college... I got Mina Kimes on. And we talked about draft. But other than that, it was three college football writers. And it was just like me... It was Kevin Clark finds out about college football, basically. And I just... I loved it. I loved it. Yeah.
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The reward in TV is getting invited back. Like, that's the goal. Like, that's the reward. Like, whenever it's like, hey, you get no feedback in this industry. None. Not ever. It is true. You get none.
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I could not imagine. I think the callers have a lot of influence over Feinbaum. Because I think that if it wasn't... That show specifically, yes. If the Feinbaum callers were not having a good time with me, I probably would not be invited back. You know, because it just wouldn't be that fun of a show. Like, if people went on call, or if I was like a jerk to them...
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I was thinking about this afterwards and I was thinking if I was a jerk, if I wanted to do like, I'm from New York, I went to Miami, I'm not an SEC guy, if I wanted to go full heel, the bar for me to be funny would have to be so high and it would have to be so antagonistic It would end up being so stupid.
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You'd have to end up being, like, be like the corporate era of The Rock in the early 2000s where he, like, had a guitar and would sing songs about how much he hates the Sacramento Kings and Sacramento and stuff. Like, that is how you go just full heel. And the easiest thing would be to just embrace... First of all, Be Who...
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you are, which I was, and be like an obsessed college football fan and just explain to them that I have the same affliction that they do.
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Even though it sounds, Jessica, like Notre Dame's new hotbed is Charlotte, North Carolina. But back in the old days, it was... They recruit nationally. Yeah. So does Miami. They just do it a little better.
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Who's the next game on the calendar for both of us?
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We're moving on. We've moved on.
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I learned, great nugget, I learned that Jessica has never met an Australian. Because there's no way. There's no way. You didn't know that they overuse... The C word.
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Beautiful. Beautiful voicemail.
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Wow. There it is. Where does your grandmother live? Illinois?
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Chicago suburbs? Skokie? Chicago.
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Yeah. I think they're making a mistake. And when researching this, it was so funny. There was just a thing in NASCAR with Joey Logano and his teammate, I believe Austin Sindrick, who, and they were just F-bombing each other on the radio over and over again. That is racing to me.
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You're in these, like, hundreds of miles per hour rocket ships, and everybody, like, does all these crazy neck exercises to make sure they can handle zero gravity and all this stuff. And sometimes when they get mad at each other, because literally life is on the line, they drop an F-bomb. That's what racing is.
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And so there's a precedent, I guess, in World Rally Championships as well, where there are fines for some F-bombs over the radio. So I would guess, if I had to guess, Jess, it would be on some sort of like, let's clean this up. It's more marketable. It's better for the sponsors or whatever. But I'm going to go the other way. I look at F1 as a travel show, right? And it's very basic.
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You can experience F1... at whatever level you want to experience it at. If you want it to be purely tech, it can be purely tech. If it's purely competition, it's that. If you just want to look at how Ferrari developed its cars versus McLaren.
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Correct. The biggest... Point of entry, the one that I'm in, is for dumbasses. And in that regard, this is a travel show where you turn it on and they're in Monaco and you go, I'd love to be in Monaco right now. And as part of that, I have a friend.
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Jess, have you been following the string of golf course brawls now captured on social media lately? There was one in Canada last week.
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Correct. I have a friend who calls F1, Josh Robbins at the Wall Street Journal, calls it the Real Housewives of Monaco.
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I just wanted some more of the Carolinas. Pablo probably doesn't know that rubbing is racing is the phrase. She changed the phrase for a laugh.
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And then today, there was a guy who got arrested in Florida. And so essentially, golf courses are too packed, and people are hitting into other people, and now there's massive brawls, and social media's capturing it.
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Community service. I would assume, Jessica, that there's no financial penalty high enough for... to make a dent in these guys' lives. So the only thing you could actually punish them with is taking away their time. That'd be my guess.
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There's no real chart. There's no chart where they say this is the punishment. They kind of make it up.
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Yeah. The radio feed can go onto television. Yes. Or an app or any of the internet stuff. You can basically listen into anything anybody's saying. Which is incredible, by the way.
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So all the NFL films and mic'd up and all that stuff, you can hear the raw audio of it. And then a... And this is every sport. It's not just the NFL. Yes. NBA also bears your mic'd up. And then you get like a... You know, midweek, you get kind of a sanitized version of what was said. And sometimes you learn a lot. Sometimes you don't.
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But I have... I know someone who once heard the full uncut audio or heard it a lot and said that if it ever leaked... Actually, sort of like the Mets... The Terry Collins thing, if you remember that, where they're just screaming at each other.
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A mic'd up game is just so intense and insane because they know that the sanitized version is getting out there that if it ever leaked and a 60-minute game got onto the internet, it would maybe change sports forever.
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Yes, but what's funny is that like that leaked and it seems sort of like a medium level argument with the umpire. And we've been talking about it for a decade.
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Well, I'd say the airline gate thing is analogous because you're still going to see the guy. You're both carrying bags around. Yeah, you're going to get with a brawl with him and be like, all right, we'll go back to where we were.
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Jess, was there not a driver who indicated that maybe he had his private parts pierced?