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Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1110.307

I'm gonna grab the vellum playing cards and continue to just shovel as much as I can.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1165.122

Oh, acrobatics is a 19. Oh, I don't need to roll mine.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

12.841

Yeah, the grand fling flow championship.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1356.671

I am the master of disguise. Allow me to go to my disguise kit. I'm gonna attempt to very quickly disguise myself as a drow.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1385.664

I think it's a dexterity check, and if you're proficient with it, you add your proficiency bonus. Okay, do that.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1397.385

Oh, yeah, if you can give Anthony an advantage, that'd be great.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1597.917

Oh no, you scared my men to death! Oh no! Our spider god and our cult will be very upset. Oh no!

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1642.907

Wait, hold on. Oh boy. It's frozen now. Let me just refresh this page.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1657.951

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Deception?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1678.595

Oh, okay. Okay. Spider Queen. Oh, gosh.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1761.029

You were here trying to stop these drow? Yes. They killed all my friends and also you scared them to death too. I wave my meat hook around. I'm a member of private security.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

1880.341

Oh, yeah, no, I, yeah, that sounds... Guards!

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

2217.519

How dare you speak our language?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

2525.018

Oh, I nervously start, I nervously fiddle with the deck that I have.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

2673.788

I think I actually got a pretty dex chance. Dex 15, you say? Yeah. Okay, let's see. Uh, 18.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

2730.665

Yeah, I'm gonna make off and get away with it too.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

296.854

Oh no. Is this the elemental plane of air?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

310.532

You know, I don't know, Knuckles. You know, I masked a lot of the mines, but I was never expecting going to the elemental. I guess when we all played Wordle and we had the answer was cloud, we should have assumed that it was a cloud giant, especially when the second word was the giant.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

333.945

I keep staring. Oh, I had the realization it's the elemental plane of air.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3369.854

I'm just going to shimmy on down. Oh, okay.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

340.083

Because I'm allergic to it. Oh, also, I forgot to take my blood pressure medication. I'm sure there won't be any side effects.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

366.303

Well, you know, I was going to say that my plan was, well, let's say what the plan, what your plan, your plan and my plan is the same thing. I mean, I accounted for this, of course. Let's say it's the same time, okay?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3753.38

Short and squat. Short.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

389.306

And then, yeah, because we thought about this already.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3907.584

This isn't good. I'm gonna be in this allergic place forever. Hold on. I have an idea. How long can you survive, Knuckles?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3925.063

I think I need more than a minute. We're gonna come save you, Knuckles. Don't worry.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3932.809

We're gonna pull a card from this deck.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3938.114

I think it's our only choice.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3941.617

It's dire, it's dire means. Yes, it's very badly.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

3947.04

There's only one way to save Knuckles.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

411.103

The plan is... You're supposed to do it. Oh, oh, oh.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4419.176

I feel very inspired.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4422.399

I feel like I gotta... Just pick one. I feel like I wanna... Only pick one, though, boss.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4432.608

You know, this little guy's trying to hide from me. I'm going to give it to him.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4479.935

Okay. I think the fifth one is the right one.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4574.146

I knew a guy named Don and a guy named John. They were pretty cool. Yeah, Don and John, there we go.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4690.493

Finally, I feel nothing. Meds finally work.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

4794.255

I'm the king of the world! If I single-handedly, oh, wait, it's the fucking, it's Tiamat.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

5432.743

If there's one class that's good for one-on-one combat, it's the bard. That's really funny. I'm gonna go... I think to myself in my prison.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

5513.522

It's 28 feet, not so bad. It's just an avatar of death.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

5856.926

You can also join me in the Don John.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

5875.615

I just wanted some tight board shorts.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6219.548

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Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6238.127

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Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6395.236

It's like I'm at the YMCA.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6409.549

Here's a little carrot juice. Pour a little bit of milk in there for you, Gliffy. There you go.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6490.259

I didn't know that's what happened. I just thought it all worked out because I said for you to take the deck. That's really wonderful. Thank you very much.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6519.299

It's like my... Oh, those were the pills that my doc gave me. Oh.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6536.529

I'll write an after school special with all of my billions of gold and produce it myself.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6690.507

Come on, you lightweight. Pick yourself up.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6705.297

Michael, if you've been drawing one, it's great.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6779.489

I'll, uh... We should probably put some sunglasses on you. Okay, and then there you go.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6797.481

I like pour another old sash with carrot juice and I'm like, okay, take this one, take it, take it.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

6986.427

This is how Knuckles developed a gambling habit. That's great.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7331.328

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you got a habit now.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7353.143

Boom. Hey, that's a good gesture. Kind of fun.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7372.191

I love the deck of many things.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7515.204

If you want to, if you thought last one to get all of that.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7522.189

This is a twist of foresight.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7543.843

the court of autumn oh i think it would be amazing to incorporate that into the story in some way okay so with that in mind what are you attempting to solve i'm just gonna try it because we don't got any more of these right i think back to how uh how Glissy was always bad at pronunciations, and so when she thought she saw a brooch, it was actually just a loaf of brioche down in the pantry.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7582.299

Guarded by a quail and a pervert rhino in a trench coat.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7595.297

That's not the Feywild, let's say. Haven't you been there?

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

7615.887

Get the fuck out of here. You're the bogo... Coupon on Tuesday. Get the fuck out of here.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

917.765

I'd like to look for perhaps any magical items that might pique the interest of someone with a gambling habit.

Legends of Avantris

For What It's Worth | Ep. 3 | Heist Story: Part 3

935.118

It's a gambling habit, not an addiction.