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Nobody's Listening, Right?

166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!

138.552

You will say?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!

2191.616

Yeah, for sure, at least.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!

373.101

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!

502.654

I'm good.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!

802.984

I knew you did.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1022.465

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1022.565

Ich dachte, es hat einfach so perfekt den Knopf geschnitten, um die Ehrfurcht und Respekt für die Ehrfurcht unserer Serviceleute zu genießen.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

105.081

Oh, I thought you meant Apple left a review. I was like, whoa.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1052.073

Ja, heute haben wir, sie hat zuerst Zeit genommen, um zu pausieren und zu reflektieren, um die Leben und Geschichten der Individuen, die alles gegeben haben. Dann hat sie gesagt, heute erinnern wir uns an die, die wir verloren haben, nicht weil der Konflikte, in denen sie kämpft, sondern weil der Liebe und Stärke, die sie gezeigt hat, um andere zu schützen.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1071.601

Sie waren Mitglieder von Familien, von Gemeinschaften wie uns und sie verdienen unsere tiefste Dankbarkeit. Vielen Dank. Let us commit ourselves to using our minds and hearts instead of weapons to create solutions. Let us be peacemakers. Let us listen more, care more and work together to build a more just and loving world. And then she goes on to invite them for refreshments and stuff.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1116.998

Isn't that incredible?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1119.979

10 out of 10. Well done. I know.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1128.468

Es war wirklich so. Ich meine, hör mal, denk dir an die Bravour der Leute, die sich eingeladen haben, hierher zu gehen. Und mein Vater und Großvater waren zwei dieser Leute. Und ich fühle mich, als ob wir in dieser privilegierten Bubble leben, die niemals auf meinem Radar war, als eine Option für mein Leben.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1154.321

But the people who do that, I mean, it takes, it is, it's selfless bravery. And my hope is just that it is used for good.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1171.548

Yeah. Wow. What do you have to talk about today? Some bullshit?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

119.909

Oh, it's for her pleasure.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1213.972

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1224.74

Can I jump forward a few minutes?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1230.092

No, obviously I need to hear it.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1244.219

Molly.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1247.1

Also, never listen to, please don't ever listen to this podcast.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1256.645

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1284.002

Wait, real fast, because we talked about this last night. So, he said, we'll go to Panda.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1291.085

And did you know that he meant Panda Express?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1307.071

And, like, he happens to just be going to the express locations. No, no, no, no, no.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1460.541

She wasn't happy... She's so fucking cute. I could just see her out there with the lawnmower and be like, hi! To every neighbor who passes and then... Oh dear! Looking over and it's a snake.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1484.747

Maybe five or six times.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1490.63

But we're not going to have a rat buried.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1531.169

Deine Familie, übrigens.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1569.626

So now there's going to match your hawk.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1581.493

Sure.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1588.228

You have gloves on?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1601.558

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1604.881

How big?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1617.385

Green?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1626.369

Was it chopped into pieces? What did the mower do to it?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1635.773

It's not cut up.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1646.501

And it wasn't moving.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1651.105

It's lifeless.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

166.19

I won two games at the cabin.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1662.836

And is it like dangling?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

171.795

No, and I've won two or three, no, two with our family.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1746.642

Your mom didn't apologize or anything? I don't remember, maybe.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1768.971

And so it hits the fence. In my mouth. Immediately it starts losing it laughing. Just like you are. Which I just didn't expect to happen. And I felt so bad. It thumps against the fence and just falls at my feet basically.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

180.686

I lost against a complete newbie twice. Like a complete newbie.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1824.667

Yeah, now there's one story that you can't share. No. Because it's so graphic.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1830.812

That you're sitting there with your 87-year-old dad and your 83-year-old mom and told a story that we can't share on this show. Because it's too graphic.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1845.721

You know what? I think we can.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1850.022

I think we can.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1859.196

Just change pubic hair color and names.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

187.189

Yeah, that's true. Okay, so it might be, but I have learned in my lifetime with you, you can't be phony. You can't fake how you feel.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1870.933

Isn't that weird that I just said that?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1875.285

Oh Gott.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1877.607

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1934.704

Okay. Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1960.037

And they hadn't hooked up.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1972.547

Seems so bold in the bright light of day.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1988.22

Sie hat geantwortet, schön ausgesprochen.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

1999.871

Ja.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2013.163

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2018.286

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2029.206

A dick pic does never come. That's true.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2041.129

Week?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2061.38

Huh.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2072.443

Now, question. Has she replied to any of them? That's key.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2086.722

But she didn't like stop.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

209.745

Well, I relate to the feeling now because I think you've had a fall from grace. And I've had a fall from grace. But my fall from grace is very tied to the year of the card. Now, Kulap has come in, not that she wasn't doing well on 24, but she plays 20-25. Well, I guess I did see it and it was in myself last year. She's just winning left and right now. Laura did win overall at the cabin.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2097.444

Why are you obsessed with your ass pic?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2108.97

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2139.332

Everyone has their thing. And everyone has their... Asset?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2144.862

Number one asset, yes. What is your parents' reaction to like... They just think it's...

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2174.199

I'm so excited for you.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2184.632

Yes. Leverage. Bevor du anfangen kannst, und ich bin so froh für dich, und ich möchte das nicht am Ende bringen, haben wir noch nie darüber gesprochen, weil du der Least King bist. Ja. Du machst deine Forschung, du kreisest alle Zahlen, du kannst, wie hoch du von einem guten Deal kommst.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2225.185

Ja.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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2225.845

Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2252.382

By doing what I did and it had nothing to do with you. And does that hurt?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2273.079

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2278.724

Okay, I love it.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2310.486

Great. Great car.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2364.398

Who never saw Andy Rosen coming.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2377.76

Und im Hintergrund lacht man.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

240.93

Laura's a sleeper. She's quiet. You don't think, she's not out there bragging like the rest of us.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2469.319

The intensity that you're looking at me as you point to it. I can just imagine. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

25.896

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Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

250.216

I do think so, yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2512.137

He said it like that?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

252.938

And so, but I always have 26. Okay. Around the corner. Now, for Rocket League, I don't know what your 26th is.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2527.029

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2547.691

Ja, und ich schaue... Wie hat deine Mutter das gemacht? Weil sie nicht gut damit ist.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2555.234

Also sie füllt nicht das Gelächter.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

265.869

What did you say?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2690.751

Und war das eine Lüge?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

270.994

Yes, I have that waiting ahead.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2764.367

Andy, this is, I'm also like, you talk a lot about being so principled and stuff. Yeah. And then you have these, what I would consider like blind spots that you justify.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2808.947

Right? Okay. Anyways, it felt very good. I love this side of you so much. It's like you come alive in a way. I can't believe you lied and said I just call Napa.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2853.115

No, like you're not messing around.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2871.302

I just went to my manager already. I was so close. I changed the money factor.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2882.266

We're all about closing here. Subaru closes. Right.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2893.093

Maybe we'll get a Forester.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2895.675

Oh my gosh, that's fantastic. What a high.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2901.138

How, like, what's the time difference between closing that deal and the snake?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2910.271

Gosh, you really had quite a trip. Yeah, yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2915.155

Okay, you said last night you wanted me to hear something about the podcast. Yes. Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2939.611

Stanford.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

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Maybe, but I was like, Yale? I don't know.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2947.276

Stanford's... The good one? Well, I don't think Yale is in Stanford. It's just in Connecticut.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

295.703

Yes, I was the Lewis Hamilton in Ferrari. I had Toto.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2962.206

No, no, you said... Oh, it's in New Haven.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2970.347

Yes, Stanford University is the one I think you're talking about. When you said Stanford, I thought of Stanford, Connecticut. And I thought maybe that's where Yale is. But it's not. It's in New Haven. You mean Stanford.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

2988.118

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3019.369

Is that why one of our email accounts was like, you now have a free trial of Google AI and then every month it's going to be charged? Did you already cancel that charge?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

302.949

I had Toto as my coach. We had a real father-son bond.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Like and subscribe.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3098.405

Wow.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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3101.426

How many pages were about how good looking we are?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3108.288

Does any of it say that we should be better looking?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3114.751

That's a problem for us. Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3125.724

Oh, so you listen to the report?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

313.457

I do, but this is going to segue us into something I need to talk to you about. We haven't spoken of it. You were out of town. Yes. Okay. Our child's school. We had a Memorial Day program at their school. And one of our children read a three-paragraph thing about the significance of TAPs.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3137.69

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3168.195

Welcome to the Deep Dive. There's this podcast I've been enjoying called Nobody's Listening. It's Elizabeth Lame and Andy Rosen. They're married and they just riff on everything. Like mundane stuff, Costco trips, but also big life things too. They've got this really strong audio following. Super honest, funny. So today we're going to dig into how they could maybe boost that success on YouTube.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3195.928

Exactly. We've taken a look at their YouTube channel as it is now and some data on similar podcasts, how they're making it work on video. So the mission for you today is really... This is not real. What the fuck?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3212.096

Yes. Can you turn it up in my ears a little bit?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3232.08

Okay, go ahead. To get the nuts and bolts of how nobody's listening can use YouTube better. Not just for subscriber numbers, but to actually get those YouTube viewers over to the podcast itself. Reach more people.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3246.325

Okay, so let's start with the core appeal. What is it about nobody's listening? What makes people hit subscribe on the audio side?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3253.848

Well, what's really interesting is, it feels like you're just eavesdropping, you know? Like a real unscripted chat between a married couple. And they cover such a huge range of stuff.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3265.271

Oh, everyday things, food, money, sex, gossip, parenting. But also, like, therapy, bathroom etiquette, medical stuff, even Costco. What?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

3297.733

So on nobody's news we talked about this woman who fell in love with an AI boyfriend and ended up getting married in quotes. I like made so much fun of her in my heart and my head and with my voice. But like I find myself feeling flattered by them. And feeling cool that they're talking about us like that.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

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Even though I know that it's fake. Even though we asked them to essentially talk about us.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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It's a real mindfuck.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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And I trust them.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Und das ist ein slippernder Slope. Ich habe eine sehr klare Bildung, wie ich denke, wie sie aussehen. I totally trust them. I want to listen to the whole thing because I'm very curious what advice they're going to give. The other thing I wanted to say when you started this by saying I hate AI or I don't like AI or whatever.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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I think AI is one of these things that you can know that it is going to lead to the downfall of humanity. Similar to like Our parents generation, knowing that the internet, like having a sense that the internet can lead to bad things.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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But you don't want to not embrace it. Because like the future is going to be AI. So I think always approaching it with like, I have to remind myself listening to that. They're not real. They're not talking real. They don't like you. They don't, you know, it's like such a strange reaction I'm having. But you can't say I don't like it with a brush.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Did you watch any of the videos I sent you?

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I think you have to say it's the future, but I am acutely aware that of like our generation is going to be the guinea pigs. before hopefully there are safety measures in place. And like with AI, more so than the Internet, it feels like it is truly, you know, existence for humans level of stakes. Do you know what I mean? The stakes are high to have awareness of the pitfalls.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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The pitfalls are so massive. And similar to, I'd say like, Not our generation, but probably the one after us, like porn. They were the guinea pigs. They were being exposed to this stuff. And now people have knowledge and safety measures in place and experience. We don't have that. We're going into the great unknown.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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I knew it. I sent you this stuff. You were dealing with a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. So it's all good.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Right. And to think how good this will get. AI is coming for all of our jobs. Like, unless you were a plumber. I keep saying that. That's the one job that I feel like has, you know, plumber, physical construction of homes and stuff like that. But the AI podcasts that are going to be released. You know, is scary. The screenwriting for TV and film, that's going to be, it's really scary.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Snapchat, glaube ich, ist nicht ein Problem für uns jetzt. Aber an einem Punkt, glaube ich, hatten Eltern, die nur keine Ahnung davon hatten, was auf Snapchat geschieht und wie es funktioniert und die Gefährdung davon sehen konnten, einfach die Hände in den Sand über Technologie. Ja. Sie hätten viele Dinge verpasst, die ihren Teenagern helfen könnten, als sie damit umgehen. Ja.

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So there's a Memorial Day program at their school. It's a big deal. I didn't realize how big of a deal it was.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Wow, I literally want to hear that whole podcast. It's so weird. You can support our show on patreon.com slash nobody's listening right.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Oh my gosh, that'd be great. Okay, good night.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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No, no, no. I didn't go last time. There was a helicopter event or something. I don't know. You said a helicopter went really low.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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At the Memorial Day event years prior? No. Okay, the kids. I don't think we've been.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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It's like the entire school is out, all set up. There's a flag set up. This time they had veterans there. They had like 20 veterans. They really went for it this year.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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It was a big deal. It took like an hour and a half, which I also wasn't prepared for.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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No, no, no. It was incredible and I'm going to get into all of that.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Aber auch, you know, a little interesting, I was sitting next to our friend who has a trans kid and it's like a little interesting going through the like, I pledge allegiance to the flag under God, you know, some of the stuff that I find problematic with our country right now.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Well, I do think like the far right has, you know, seeing an American flag emblazoned with an eagle across a truck gives me a vibe.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Why did they get the flag?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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They're not being American. Like, we should have the flag.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Maybe that's what this Memorial Day event was. It was incredible. Our son read three paragraphs introducing what taps are before a military veteran played the taps on the trumpet.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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The symbolism of taps. You know what taps are?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Yes.

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Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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I guess it's not Tap though.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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Anyway.

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About taps, okay. Yeah. Anyway, he was very nervous. He did such a great job. And he was the youngest person who spoke at this thing. In front of 400 people. He was clear veterans. They also read out the names of people who had fallen veterans in their families. I guess they didn't become veterans.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

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That's not why you're laughing.

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Okay. So, but there were a few notable things. One... One little thing was, God is pretty infiltrated in a lot of this stuff. The Pledge of Allegiance mentions...

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Ja, eine kurze Tangente. Ich lese meinen Freund Gene Borden's unglaubliche Buch namens The Cult of Us.

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It is so up your alley. It is so fascinating. And it's all about how like the kind of our entire United States, as we know it, was founded in religious like zealotry and extremism and a cult, really. And like Christopher Columbus, his whole mission to find these riches everywhere was so that he could pay for an army of Ja, genau. Interessant. Okay, so, yes, church and state.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

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And then there's this whole thing about this like table that the military does. And it has a rose with a red ribbon honoring those who have fallen and all of this beautiful stuff. It was very, a military serviceman was there with his white gloves on showing everything. And there's a Bible there, which I guess it, you know, counts as like spirituality, but just thinking about how multicultural like

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wie unsere Schule ist und wie die Welt ist und wie viele verschiedene Religionen in der US-Armee anwesend sind, was interessant ist. I'm going to work up to the two main things I want to talk about.

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One thing was, there was a dad of a kindergartner there.

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Filming.

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He had like three cameras going all at once. I was like, what?

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There was like a neck thing and then he was holding two phones. And one had a close-up shot and one had a wide shot. And I was like, what is happening? I was so impressed by it. But I was sitting behind him so I could see.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

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I'm sitting there with my friend. You know, it's packed.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

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Sitting on like benches.

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See, this felt like a different situation. Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah. And all of a sudden, someone goes up to the microphone and says, I want to introduce a very special person who is here. And he hasn't seen his daughter in a long time.

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This happened at school.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

827.491

A military dad was there and he comes up and his daughter is in first grade.

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Shut the fuck up. I looked at my friend, I go, is this happening?

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170 - Snake In The Gully

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Nobody's listening, right?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

170 - Snake In The Gully

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We witnessed it.

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It was just awkward, you know, because he hadn't seen her in a while. And the daughter's in first grade. And there are 400 people watching. But he's standing there and she like... Everyone's looking like, where's the kid? And then the teacher has to be like, go hug him. You know, she didn't, she hasn't seen the Instagram video. She doesn't know, like, the performance we're all expecting.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

86.906

Hi, Andy.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

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So excited to talk with you for an hour, so no one's listening. I have to wonder, though. The question keeps eating away at me. Is anyone, are there people out there?

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170 - Snake In The Gully

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Including you? Yes, tempered by how kind of awkward it seems.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

921.598

Okay, very interesting. Yes, now, I... Oh, my God. Wow. So, then, our incredible principal... Okay. Okay.

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Just hadn't planned it in my day. I was so proud of our kids. Every single child went up and put roses or flowers at the base of the flag. Wow. Okay. So she says some final words. Now, I am also feeling a little conflicted. You're hearing about who lost their lives.

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170 - Snake In The Gully

999.957

And I think that sometimes obviously war is necessary to right great wrongs, but then obviously war is used and relied on in ways that shouldn't be. Und es passiert gerade. Unser Professor kommt da hoch und diese sind ihre Ausreden. Und ich dachte, sie hat es einfach gemacht. Ich habe sie für das gefragt. Du hast es gemacht. Und sie hat mir Verabschiedung gegeben.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

1286.137

Okay.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

1318.877

Okay.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

1348.905

What do you mean by that?

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

268.85

I hope not.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

3319.81

See if someone has FillMyHole.com.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

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File.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

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Oh, yeah.

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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

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Yeah.

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1400.353

Ja, ja, aber für dich ist es nicht.

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157 - Cinnamon Roll Ethics

2154.603

It's not cool.

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2160.608

That is so rude. Well, yeah. High school kids, you know.

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Nobody's listening, right?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

157 - Cinnamon Roll Ethics

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No, Andy.

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1035.074

I mean, who you've become.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1045.03

Okay, prepare to draft up divorce papers. I mean, now I want to know.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1057.06

I really want to know. No.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1063.968

Well, I don't want you to do that.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1081.602

Sometimes it's a trickle.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

13.844

Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1458.098

No. Well, we just lost that deal.

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1473.801

Okay, well, let's not blow our load here. Just save it. We're going to reach out to Tushy. Okay. I hate everything right now. We wish you a Merry Christmas.

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1522.082

Okay. Please, please, for the love of Christ our Lord. Andy – I bought chestnuts.

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1579.812

Why are you mad at me?

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1586.215

Wait, are you more mad at me?

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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

1597.858

Or that I'd send that you rub your hands together.

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You brought that onto yourself.

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Well, you clearly do.

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1747.6

I'm trying to.

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175.965

Booty? I feel like there is booty to be found. There might be booty to be found in it. In those youth Christian groups, those people are getting so much booty. Go ahead. That's so true. It is. It is.

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57.141

Oh. Oh. Very appropriate.

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596.106

Yes, Chalamet.

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63.976

Hang on, I got it.

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Yeah. I feel like this is so dangerous. Do you want me to write down what I think you're going to say? Yes, I do want you to write down.

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891.697

This is exactly the problem I knew we would run into.

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It's kind of, it's interesting because you're going to take offense to this, but I have like no interest in 25-year-old you. Yeah. And I look back on that and I'm like- There was, speaking of Christ and stuff, divine intervention happening that, like, I don't know. I don't know.

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Like, if our kid was dating you at 25 and I came and I met you and I went to your apartment and stuff, I would be like, oh, boy, get away.

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1638.526

I'd love nothing more to hear it.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1670.659

What the fuck did you do?

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1678.685

I know, but just by virtue of being married to you, it's embarrassing enough.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1698.155

We all know what URLs are.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1707.014

Is it all the stupid shit we've fought over the years? No.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1850.662

But you get to make a website that says NoBigDicks.live?

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1931.292

Why would you own that? I'm so embarrassed. What did you say to Andrea and Gabe?

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1941.051

Ew. Hold on. No one wants to get that phone call.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1957.228

No! Oh, my God, no.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

1973.463

No, I don't care. It's all bad.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

2024.185

It wasn't, hi, ceasing HR here. Can we hop on a phone call?

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

2045.191

Stop it. You have like multiple pieces of white spit on your beard.

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296.68

Don't let this turn into the Heinz documentary where it just goes.

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3158.849

And I had a drink with a friend. What the fuck?

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334.389

Are they not? Wait, can you tell me what they are? How are they different?

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

3408.749

But you're making it worse because... How am I making it worse?

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

3514.677

Take everyone down a peg or two.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

3768.917

Okay. Good night.

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

429.215

Well, I did think— And I heard rumors around Boise that you conduct your mass this way? Like, what are you going to say?

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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

440.82

In fact, far from it.

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516.198

Well, shit's going down.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

0.189

an interesting thing is i feel like people who are like fostering pets right now bringing a new energy i tuned out for only 15 seconds and then came back realizing your analogy for this is foster pets so

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

100.577

Okay.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Oh.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1220.37

Daddy, I'm your kid. Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1333.768

Move on.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1473.68

Is this going to happen or something? Has somebody emailed you? They couldn't find my email address, but you're, like, easier to track down and, like, talk to.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1492.043

Getting stressed out.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1493.464

Sweating over here right now. Holy shit.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1497.948

Okay. Okay. We can move on from this. It was just a fun kind of thought experiment.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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I tuned out for only 15 seconds and then came back realizing your analogy for this is foster pets.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Okay. Is that a defense mechanism? Repulsive.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1748.216

Yes.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1811.796

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1815.538

Mm-hmm.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1843.32

It's one of the best moments of my life.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1846.342

Maybe we can post it.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1851.246

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1952.934

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

1994.828

Yes.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2024.479

Yes.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2121.698

Wow.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2359.021

Right.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2461.028

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2479.71

I get this all the time.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2671.435

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2680.462

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2809.25

Speaking of.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2845.671

Oh.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

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Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

2960.284

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

3098.876

That was the whole point of why you went.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

3102.637

Okay. Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

3123.415

Did you give him a big tip?

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

3127.857

You don't?

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

3145.629

I don't think fast food restaurants should have the tip button, but that's a whole other thing.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

3153.054

Fast food restaurants?

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

38.619

Hello.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

543.58

Right.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

599.051

You are?

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

642.214

Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

778.995

It's huge. Yeah.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

818.141

You're hoping that you bleed through these so you can justify throwing them in the trash.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

851.187

Okay.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

942.2

Just watch. I don't. I'll just observe this class. Oh, that's okay.

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168 - Pilates Humiliation

968.598

Ready.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1015.374

That's like that movie. I don't think you saw it, but who's the Adam McKay movie and Leonardo DiCaprio's in it? And it's literally the end of the world's happening because there is an asteroid and then they all die at the end.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

102.493

Okay.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1031.963

Maybe it's the sequel to Independence Day or something like that.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1039.722

I want to talk about ping pong, too.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1042.603

Yeah.

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1052.445

Okay.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1055.638

It's not at the end of the session. It's usually in the beginning or sometimes during.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1065.261

And it's not every week. And we haven't done it. We haven't done it recently. But we do do it from time to time. And you kind of.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1075.985

It's usually me. It's usually me fishing.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1083.091

Who's the handsomest of the night tonight, basically. But here's the thing about handsomest of the night. It's usually, honestly, it's not even really a vote ever. It's usually really clear who it is.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

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Yeah.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1104.281

Well, that's just like a funny thing. I'm doing that sort of in humor.

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I think I've gotten it.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1113.324

I think I've gotten it the least out of everybody.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1117.226

More than likely. But maybe not. It's all vibes. Like last week, I would say my brother definitely would have won it if we did it.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1131.045

I don't know. It's just like looked fresh faced and he's wearing a blue hoodie.

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And just, you know, isn't that weird thing is just sometimes I think it's so much your vibes change how- Here's the question. Does it actually change how you look or does it change how people perceive how you look?

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

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But this is over Zoom.

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But still. Yes. You know, like sometimes you have good days.

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And sometimes bad days. Yes. But it's a lot of, it's a lot of vibes.

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1167.813

That's very sweet.

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1170.976

Legit model, yeah. He wins a lot, to be honest.

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Yeah.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1183.065

It's tough competition out there.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1186.688

That's very sweet.

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1189.39

Yeah. Tell me. I played this morning, and it was... the most fun I've had in a while. And it was so epic.

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1203.663

Yeah.

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1205.904

It's only the second time we've played together since we've had our new paddles. We've both gotten new paddles. And things just clicked this morning. And it was epic. And our level of play is very high. And we're completely equally matched.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1224.831

So much so that when we ended today, we were in a draw. Like we had to wrap up. We had each won four games.

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1232.033

Oh, yeah.

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1233.914

I mean, we're really hammering it. And the craziest thing about it is the noises. You want to talk about Rocket League noises?

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1242.117

These are much wilder noises.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1250.18

Yeah.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1252.338

Yeah, sometimes.

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1254.439

Oh.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1255.939

No, you're not going to get the ick. I promise you, when you see me, you're going to be nothing but proud. Okay? You're going to be asking, when are we going home? Okay?

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1270.845

Yes. Okay. I'll tell you something you did that I found very attractive recently. Okay. All right? I'm so glad we can talk about this. We were watching – what were we watching? Mr. Beast maybe when there was a – yes, we were watching Mr. Beast's episode that the kids love. And at the end, there was a competition of how long these people could stand on one foot.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

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And what was at stake was $500,000. Yes. And was it just four people or something ridiculous?

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1303.732

It was down to like the last four or five people and this challenge.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1347.334

Yeah.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1352.677

You had a one in five chance of winning 500 grand.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1356.86

And this was weeding it down to the last two players or something. Something along those lines.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1361.063

But anyway, so after it ended, we thought as a family, hey, let's see who can stand on one leg. How long we can do this. The longest. Now, most of us, it was about a minute. But you... Were perched like a beautiful bird. And you went to eight and a half minutes, something like that.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1381.477

But how you were standing so gracefully. Oh. And then the fact that you went that long.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

139.189

Uh-huh. In your own hand.

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1390.36

really was a turn on for me.

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It's just funny. That's how you're identifying, but you were a kid. It's not like you stayed a dancer.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1431.748

Once a dancer, always a dancer?

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1433.528

Okay.

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1447.353

Skateboarding? Snowboarding? Yeah.

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1483.78

Dedication. Oh, I have it.

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1492.423

There you go.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1519.366

What was this coach's name?

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You think? And what was your dance teacher's name? Just curious.

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Okay. It's just interesting when you remember one of their names and not the other.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1541.534

I thought you said Amy was a dance teacher.

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159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

1547.401

Okay.

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1557.15

Rightfully so. Rightfully so.

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Okay.

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The what?

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You have the form, too. As you could see. The posture.

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Hello.

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Something like that. Yeah. Over 30 minutes for sure.

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Which seems crazy once you start doing it.

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You were ready at eight minutes to tap out, right?

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That's an embarrassing injury, sort of.

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You're talking a lot about your ankle. I found the challenge to be much more calf and like leg driven.

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So David was playing.

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I'm listening.

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Well, I was noticing you. That was for sure.

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Gotcha.

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Well, I kind of encourage everybody to try it because it is wild. I was at like a minute 15 seconds and I felt like my leg was going to explode. So I might need some training to do.

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Gotcha. I thought it was more of a not the husband's type situation.

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Not grip strength, but.

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I know you're always talking about grip strength. What was the other one?

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You've never mentioned ankle and foot strength.

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That's not foot strength. What are you talking about?

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Foot strength?

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Oh, that does ring a bell vaguely. Okay, okay. And I could see how, you know, if you're walking on sand and stuff, you get more new muscles if you're barefoot and stuff like that.

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Ugh.

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I'm sorry I had that reaction. I'm just so frustrated that it's like every other night you ask, say, what should we watch tonight? Let's watch White Lotus. Now, you're a TV writer. You know that shows like White Lotus are released once a week. Uh-huh. And you ask every other day, you suggest we watch it. I'm like, there's no new episodes yet. How would there be a new episode?

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How do you keep asking that and making the same mistake over and over?

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That's my plan with Severance.

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I want them to all be there.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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We in Montana, we definitely went more than once, but definitely once. College? Vivid, yeah. Missoula, Montana. And there was an, not an aquarium, it was like a pet store that would do snake shows on the weekend. Wow. Oh, boy. We got so high one time and went, and it was a trip. And at one point in time, they're handing the snake around, and I remember being super stoned. You're like, ah!

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And, you know, all of a sudden you're holding a snake, and then you're passing it around. I don't like that. Big boys. Oh. And I hate snakes.

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I hate snakes.

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I don't know.

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It might not be a hatred.

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Well, it's not a hatred. It is a huge fear. What? They creep me the fuck out.

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Got it. But so is he coming to other houses when it's not hosted?

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Mm-hmm.

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I don't like them. Don't like them.

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I don't know. Maybe because your fear is so disproportionate to mine or you're so hysterical about it.

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Does she?

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just to hear the rattle. Can you imagine?

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So growing up, when we would go down to the river.

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It was, what were they? Moccasins. Water moccasins and copperheads. And maybe a copperhead's a type of moccasin. I don't know. But those were the ones that you had to be worried about. And I feel like all the time people would be like, be careful, there was a water moccasin over there. It's

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I don't know how Australian people do it with all the snakes down there. They're everywhere.

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You know how we've been on a little bit of a fat boy junior kick in our house?

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Oh, interesting.

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Now, we're on a bit of a Fatboy kick.

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But already, this bummed me out yesterday, you were, I think you were playing Mahjong. I opened one up to have, and it only had sandwich on one side.

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That's what he said. So now... I'm sorry. That makes me have some very mixed feelings because that quality control seems low.

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And can I also tell you this? I still ate it.

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I threw his away. The experience is completely different not having the sandwich on both sides.

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It sucks.

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You did?

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You threw it away. Why?

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I'm ready.

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Okay. If it happens one more time, that's a three strikes you out situation for me.

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Not for you?

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I saw something on Reddit that I didn't even read it, but it has been seared into my brain where it was a gallon jug of milk. And the headline was something like, I bought this, it tasted off, and then this happened, and it was all, like, bloody looking.

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I don't know. It grossed me out so much.

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Yeah, like, they tasted it, it was off, they put it back in the fridge, and then the next time they went to the fridge, it looked all bloody and fucked up. Like, there was something really wrong with that. Ew. But I couldn't even read. So this is like a horrible thing to say because I don't even know.

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Gotcha. Now, before you went off to play, you said to me, I want to play a couple rounds of Tetris to just kind of warm up your brain and get in the zone. Yes. And one of those games... Our daughter and I were watching you, and it looked like for a moment that you might get a personal best record.

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Of course.

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What was the makeup back then that everybody wanted? Chanel.

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Yeah, that's starting to come across.

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Oh yeah, Amy's listening. This was over on Spotify. When my son still lived at home and played Rocket League with his friends, we were also worried about the neighbors and did actually tell them that we weren't beating him, but that he was playing a video game. He lives in Brooklyn now, so I'm sure nobody cares anymore.

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I'm going to put you on front street for something that happened earlier today that you wanted to throw out. And I want you to realize how ridiculous this was. Okay. So on one side, okay, let's have a car that has a gallon of milk. In it for weeks and it explodes and you could never get the rotten milk smell out. Let's just assume that's all true. And I know that smell must have been horrendous.

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Sure.

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So today I went to go refill the hand soap container.

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The stars were aligning and everything, right?

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Great.

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Perfect. So I'm going to fix this. Fix it. Huh?

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I'm going to refill it.

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And I'm chatting with you. And as I'm doing it, you go, what are you doing? Yeah. And I'm like, what do you mean? And then I realize I'm filling it up with Dawn dish soap. Big mistake. And you are like, you might as well just throw it out. Okay. Which was one of the most ridiculous things. You were saying to throw out the thing because it was tarnished with soap. Something cleaning it.

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We don't have to stay here too much because this might be hard to hear, but I think I know then what happened and why you didn't go the distance there.

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But you're like, it's never going to get out of there.

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But I just rinsed it out. And you're like, it will never rinse out. It was so easy to get it out. And also, do you not ever wash your hands with the Dawn dish soap ever?

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I'll sometimes, on purpose, wash my hands with the Dawn dish soap.

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If I have, like, really greasy hands or something, it just gets the grease out great. Okay. And guess what?

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Dawn is gentle on hands.

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And cute little ducks.

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So, anyways, just... I think you see it now, how ridiculous this was. But this... Way of going through life. If it doesn't work out, throw it out. We need to fix that, okay?

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Introverted, for sure.

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No, it's not that. You're not playing enough here in your heart. You're playing up here in the head. Uh-huh. You need to bring back the heart.

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Yeah.

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Very.

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Oh, if you ever say, do you want to go? I want to go. I've been wanting to go. Yeah. Yeah. So there's never, there's times where you don't want to go. And it's not that we didn't have fun. No.

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Yeah. Yes. But I do not get energized from it.

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Yeah. I truly don't.

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Oh, like I can be around my people.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, that might be true.

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But I think part of it is because my days are very solitude-y.

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I also do think I have a bit of a, I mentioned like screen addiction, maybe work addiction for the first time in my life is coming to play a little bit. I can't stop.

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Oh. It's not.

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It's almost like I crave wanting to do the next thing.

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Not really, because it feels different when I go into the house to, say, go to the bathroom and get stuff, obviously. But nothing changes, really, because I'm still in the same mode when I'm out here, for example.

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Yeah.

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Well, it's different for you because you're not working out in the studio. So you're getting interrupted more.

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Now, has she been practicing?

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This might be so frustrating to bring up because I can't completely remember what I wanted to ask. But last week we sort of ended that episode talking about... We were talking about scams and stuff. And we were joking about that idea of...

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At the end of life, if you did get the opportunity to ask some questions and get the real answers, something this week popped into my head of, holy shit, I really would want to know that. Can you think of any questions that you really would want to ask if you truthfully could get the answer like,

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But what comes top of mind?

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Okay. Any, like, more personal things?

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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Okay, that's a good one.

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Really?

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So earnest.

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It's like a video game once you get all the pieces or something.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right. I don't know about all that. Sure. Well, we'll find out.

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I might ask if astrology is all bullshit. That might be one of my questions.

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That would be a good question.

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Who?

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Oh, well, I want to know if anything happened to me in that house across the street growing up. Yes. That's one thing. I think there's probably like, there might be some times where I'd want to know, like, did I hurt that person's feelings?

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It'd be cool to find out, like, what was the most important part of the journey? Like, did I have it all wrong? Do we all have it all wrong?

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You did. I want to be clear. I was throwing it against the magazine for having that headline for the cover. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're dragging her with you. You're not bringing her.

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Yeah, it almost seems like a crazy person to pick for that.

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Article.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, she's been pretty badass.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, that's a much more interesting piece to do.

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And I don't know if this is on Brooke Shields or if this is on Real Simple or similar.

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It's a little hard to hear all of this because already right now, if I was in Vegas and I was betting on you in the next week's game, I would not bet anything. Like that you're going to win because you're not showing any signs of winning next week.

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I would never say anything about Jenny Brown. She's a treasure.

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But you put Brooke Shields, zero, zero makeup and a white t-shirt. Maybe actually, yeah. Now I'm thinking of Cindy Crawford. I was thinking of like, ew, what? Ew.

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wet t-shirt sports. So let's, yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking about. No, no. I, I think Cindy Crawford was famous for like wearing a white t-shirt with like Calvin Klein. Yeah. Okay. That's better.

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That's you're, you're posing for, it's a photo shoot.

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That's a weird part to have beef with. Okay. No, but just Brooke Shields' basic concept is zero makeup, really striking photo, you know, like an Annie Leibovitz photo, no makeup. Yes. That magazine's going to move some units. You put a good article accompanied with it. Mm-hmm.

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Maybe she's cool as shit.

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It really doesn't.

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Yeah.

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Interesting.

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You look, you seem so defeated.

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Well, that's the thing. It's hitting your confidence.

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I was watching this video with the kids and Steph Curry was on it and they were doing some trick shots and all this stuff. But Steph Curry goes to shoot a three and then he like turns away knowing it's going to go in before it goes in. And he's kind of known for this, right? Yeah.

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Someone asked him, does it ever not go in? And he basically said, like, yeah, but it's very rare. And sort of when that happens, who gives a shit? Okay, okay. You have to always harness the confidence and think that it's going to go in.

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Well, maybe that's why it's so hard for you right now, because your path in life is so untangled, unraveled, and tenuous right now.

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Yeah, you know, I played the other night with my friends and I won. So this isn't any excuses that I'm going to make. But I did feel a little not as, what's the word? Like not as free to play and be me and be loud because I was in my head that I didn't want it to sound like I was murdering somebody over here.

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You've got to get your competitive mahjong game going on.

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Oh, yeah. Some might argue that bosses have... More bad days than not.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Not again. Are you joking?

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We're always talking about dinosaurs.

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I had a thought about this magazine. I saw the cover, but let me see this. Wait, I can't quite see it.

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The headline's dinosaurs, they're not just for kids. If you aren't already a dino fanatic, you're about to become one.

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Oh, for me, I would love to get eyes on whoever wrote this. Jenny Brown. Who's Jenny Brown?

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While you're doing that, I just want to say about this magazine because it's been taunting me on the side of our bed for the past week. Brooke Shields is on the cover and the cover headline is like, don't let beauty like aging and beauty bother you or something, which feels so condescending coming from Brooke Shields, who's like one of the most beautiful people of all time.

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Tell me.

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About Brooke Shields?

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Try. I can say that it's condescending that headline.

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I don't know why shouting empty shit into my head is a cool saying.

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Vapid as in she was vapid or the interviewer? Because I want you to take it easy on Brooke Shields.

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This is why I'm potentially more mad at Real Simple, the magazine, because maybe they were trying to create this story that wasn't even in the interview. Is that possible?

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And the headline of the magazine, it's like... It just seems a little tone deaf.

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Back to dinosaurs and Jenny Brown.

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And she's pitching dinosaur articles. I love it. Anyway, so what did you want to share about this dinosaur?

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Thoughtful neighbor.

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But we've only known about them for 200 years.

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I can see why some religions call it bullshit now. I didn't know we just knew about them that not that long.

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Yeah.

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But they still had trees and plants.

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But it is always about winning.

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It got real cold. Okay. Yeah?

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Sometimes you've got to weigh winning and freedom.

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But we kept trucking.

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Those were around?

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What are we going to become? robots it makes you think that we could become like what people envision as aliens like if dinosaurs were little and then they got that big what what are we going to become but think about the six mile wide asteroid like that's a big ass asteroid yeah that could happen again Well, we would know if that was.

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I mean, remember we were talking about that other asteroid that's like small that would really fuck shit up. But at least now we would do some Independence Day shit and get.

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I think it'd probably be nuclear stuff.

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About what do you mean?

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Music, check. Nukes, check. Cool pilots that become heroes, check.

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There's one big problem with this.

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Many say that the aliens really didn't give a fuck about us until we invented nukes and we did the first couple nukes back in that war.

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Many in the alien community. I'm serious.

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972.688

No, this is a huge part of alien culture.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

979.631

Because I dabble. You know I dabble. But basically the theory is once we started nuking stuff, aliens were like, hold up, these fucking idiots. We can't let them do this.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

99.468

Well, that's a lot of games, right?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

993.848

And so there have been tons of sightings of aliens, especially around nuclear power plants, for example. So if we start planning on nuking out in space the asteroid, I think the aliens might be like, no, no, no. But maybe the aliens would just blow it up for us.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!

2440.524

Thanks. I'm proud of you, too.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!

2785.152

Of course.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!

3162.306

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155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!

3183.976

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Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1.918

Nobody's listening, right?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1076.27

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1123.199

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1188.732

Uh-huh.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1198.979

She did.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1601.134

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1639.205

That's so funny.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1688.344

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1691.585

Keep things snatched.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

1872.616

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2158.366

Hit me.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2162.432

Mm-hmm.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2186.612

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2253.178

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2261.201

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2272.449

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2468.781

It was so stupid. What?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2473.066

Cannabis?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2624.361

Mm-hmm.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

2925.58

Oh, man.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

3057.327

What?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

3093.296

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

3185.788

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

3244.517

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

362.642

There you go.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

804.707

The Times.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

911.538

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

146 - Genius

920.445

Oh, for sure. Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

2615.506

Right.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

3628.803

Full circle. Wow, we did it. All right. Good night.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

405.863

Like think about that person's job.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

486.288

I mean, wow.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

510.499

Wait. Wait, this is so funny.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

578.556

Don't get me started on peacocks.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

623.86

I want to make a joke about little flamingo condoms. They found. Okay, go ahead.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

927.065

Looks like a dick.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

929.948

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

941.338

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1102.437

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1140.048

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

125.872

Wow.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1303.085

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1371.055

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1377.618

Why?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

142.899

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

144.4

I don't give it a second goddamn thought.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

147.302

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1739.771

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

18.552

A huge disadvantage. I said I was going to **** your **** earlier. Like, I'm done. I'm done.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1821.006

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

1863.856

This should be on Nobody's Listening. Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2279.929

Oh, yeah, you're in it.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

231.866

I'm sorry.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2510.414

Mm-hmm.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2524.624

That's very sweet.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2572.278

Oh.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2662.735

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2681.575

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2701.325

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2706.628

Mm-hmm.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2718.714

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2783.916

Right.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2792.862

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2804.437

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2886.263

Right.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2896.109

Mm-hmm.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2957.162

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

2982.228

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3088.394

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3092.716

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3217.264

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3228.866

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3290.423

A huge disadvantage. I said I was going to juice your dick earlier. Like, I'm done. I'm cooked.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3298.447

I'm fully cooked.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3362.684

Good night.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

3364.845

Good night.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

430.103

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

488.199

Yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

544.486

Just let me milk your dick and whatever, juice it.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

69.37

Love that.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

74.292

Thank God.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

93.564

What do you mean?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

95.286

I think you can sense it.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

1402.219

Okay, that's a cool lyric. That's a great lyric. And not what I thought you were going with.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

1471.341

Yeah, me too.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

1639.896

Okay.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

1654.575

What?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

2001.405

I don't know.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

2208.41

No.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

2506.414

Yes.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

2756.532

Right.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

302.372

Wow.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

3270.929

Thank you.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

3335.401

Sorry, say that part again?

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

40.522

Sure, yeah.

Nobody's Listening, Right?

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

875.548

Totally.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

1058.261

What I think is we don't team up with ZSZKs.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

2759.324

I love the direction he's taking this. Really funny.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

2909.281

S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

2928.811

Did you hear that? We're dropping it to two.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

2946.42

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, L. God.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

2960.613

It's exciting. O, P, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, G. Holy shit. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, M, M, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, M.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

3072.197

I'm going to say... Mentalize us. Let's find him. Oz the Mentalist. God, he's so sick, dude.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

3091.003

Should I? I'm going to combine those. So it's use.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

3098.467

Memorialize us. But memorialize is cool too. Mentalize. Use. Mentalize us. Mentalize. Use. Send it. Use. Mentalize us.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

3755.628

He feels like a ZACH. Let's see. He was a good player. He was good. He was a good basketball player.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

3881.431

All right, we got Reed Pearden asking.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

4005.865

This is from Anthony. He says, hello, gents. After hearing so much praise from the two of you, I've decided to start watching this NBA series. I'm currently on season 1952, and I have one question for you guys. Hell of a season. He says, when the hell does this ish get good? I haven't seen a single dunk, nonetheless. Did I use that word right? No.

The Bread Basket Podcast

WE GOT A FISH, Our Reaction To Mike Malone Getting Fired, And Q's From The Sticks

953.312

It's too niche. Yeah, it's too niche.