Unknown Male
Appearances
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
Yeah, Crook County. Yeah, there's no doubt about that. It's a den of thieves.
Crook County
1 | Give Me Your F**kin Money
Oh, that is beyond creepy. Do you feel like this drone? was targeting you specifically?
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
You're kidding.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Yep.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Yeah.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Yeah.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Mm-hmm.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Oh, I didn't know that.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Yep.
Culture Apothecary with Alex Clark
Dismantling The Health Insurance Ponzi Scheme | Brigham Buhler
Yeah.
Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
I’m Glad He Got Banned - The Johnny Somali story
Yo, what was the problem earlier? What was the problem earlier?
Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
I’m Glad He Got Banned - The Johnny Somali story
And so police notice him and bam, he gets detained again.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
But then also like whatever. So we do find out. But I think in that sense, it can just be a little bit of a wake up call. Hey, you know, you got me the same thing. Maybe just pay attention a little bit more. And I'd obviously like something with a little variety, even though I've worn these every single day, which means she's obviously obsessed with them.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
That's true. But also like, even if I don't have many options and I love some, and I, you know, I,
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
If I'm wearing something every day, I really like it. So, you know, I think it depends. But maybe it's a wake-up call. Maybe, I don't know. I'm curious to hear.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Oh, well, yeah. No, it's just – it's because I think the moment she walked through the door, it was like, this is it. Yeah. No, honestly, kind of the sun was coming in. There was a little bit of that glow and it just – I just knew.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Valentine's Day I'd be you know in New York back in the day and you go and there's balloons and stuff everywhere and I'm like this is stupid this is dumb you're such a scrooge no but then when you're in a relationship you're like oh this is special what are we gonna go do we're gonna have a really nice date night like you know you make it
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, that's different. I've missed when you've gotten your hair done and the color is perfect all the way down. It's like, do you notice anything? You get in that situation. I've definitely missed that a few times, but Yeah. Where, I mean, but the thing is too, earrings, like it might just go over a guy's head because like, I can see your earrings right now.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I'm just like, I am a big fan of earrings and I just think they're really cool. And like the different ways people style them.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Yeah. I couldn't draw a picture of any earrings that you've really worn. Like I know simple basic ones, but any ones that have a specific style, I could not tell you.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I know those ones, but it's because we made such a point about those because they're from someone and this and that, but it's like, I think they were from Kira. Yeah, but it's so pretty.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
But any other earrings either you've worn? I don't know. I mean, well, I probably couldn't recollect.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
being considerate thoughtful caring is not natural for you it doesn't have to be it's it's honestly like it shouldn't be right it should not be like uh natural that's what makes it special it makes you go above and beyond you go out of your way that's what makes it so special yeah if it was natural and you were doing it 24 7 That's great, but also that's kind of not real life. Right.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
And that would set an unrealistic standard and nothing would be special. That's like waking up every day is your birthday. It would get really old really fast.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
So a good little wake up call and hopefully now the trend and the pattern will get better.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I mean, it's just really, the problem is not the drug accusation. It is the drinking because I feel like that's wrapped under, it's all wrapped up in the same bundle.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Right. Right. I mean, I've unfortunately had a bit of experience with this where I've had questions or stories told to me over and over and over again. And I'm just like, You literally just told me this and you just don't know what to do.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, no, it's there's a number of people and it's just like, I don't know what to do in those moments because I almost feel like I've become I've been put in the position where I then have to babysit. whoever's gotten to that point and you can't do anything wrong or call them out or do anything until the next morning and then have a conversation and be like, hey, this is what it was like.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Because if you try and address anything with someone who's in that state in that moment, it just blows up. And it's like, I've had those awkward conversations, but this one, it isn't just like, hey, you got drunk and ruined the night. You took it a step further.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I just drives me nuts too. Cause I knew from the second you said mimosas, I'm like, I know where this is headed. Cause I've just seen it so many times and just drink after drink. And it's like, do you not have any concept of like what the purpose of this was? Do you not understand why? I get you. You're feeling all this free.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
You're like a kid who just got to college and you don't know what alcohol is. I mean, you're acting like ridiculous.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, it's going to happen again. Well, maybe like, well, it's like it's just happened once. So it's like the next opportunity would be very telling.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I mean, I think the common thought is, well, guys don't get roofied.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
But the situation is a lot of times you're collateral damage. You are.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Because I would go up to these bars and, you know, just to make it easy for tequila sodas, whatever it is, just to everyone got the same thing. And I'd grab all four. Yeah. Walk them back to the table. And I guess it was a little bit of Russian roulette that we'd all play unknowingly.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
And you guys have seen me in that position two or three times now.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Why are you still... Why are you still threatened by the axe if you're married?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, and it's not just the fact that it was recording, right? That would put you there regardless. It's then okay. You then took it and sent it. There's no... He sent it on Instagram. You doubled down. You didn't even... Oh, my God. It's just so crazy. I can't process the fact that it was this first crazy step. And then I don't know, man, come on. This is like the two way mirror thing in hotels.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I always have to go up in my flashlight and check the goddamn mirrors and look for cameras and smoke detectors. I hate that shit. I love the world before little tiny cameras because like, yeah, it's great. We can have it on our phone. It's like, oh my God, look at that. You got it. But
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
There was something awesome, especially about being like a teenager, TPing people's houses and things when there wasn't cameras every single little place in the size of like a grain of rice.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
You just got to be careful. And it's scary that it can happen with someone that close. Yeah. That should have your ultimate trust. So really there's one answer.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
What even do you think the why would be? Like, what reasonable why could there even possibly ever be? Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Okay. Nevermind.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
This is like a caveman got a hold of some technology. Like rock hard. Ooh, camera. Ooh, record. Ooh, jealous. Ooh, prove point. Like, literally, it's so stupid.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Like, I'm going to prove I'm the alpha type shit. He's crazy.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
You got to remember that in the hardest times these days. You got to document. Always. You have to, no matter how emotional you are.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I mean, regardless if that was wrong or not. Oh, I don't care. Thank God you did it because you found this. Imagine if you hadn't.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
It's all THT fam on there. And then the the ones that are hidden. Yeah. Hidden. They're all these crazy wild group chats of like links to porn stuff.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
constant i know that's all it is it's just like thousands ma'am i'm not your target audience no and then i got obviously the one dm from from the oh yeah that one yeah what one when from the show yeah oh
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
That's not how it works. If I'm out of the picture, then...
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
When this came up at the live show, I feel like this was also kind of like, oh, you know, let's see what you guys think on this one. And everyone just like the place just lit up. I think he's pathetic. It just why are you threatened by someone's dad?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Yeah. It's not like your dad, it's not like her dad sending her lingerie or something weird. Cause then we'd have a whole, but that, but that's kind of the energy that this dude is giving. It's like, you're reacting to what?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Who in their right mind would say, yep, you're the asshole? Oh, God. Yeah, no, absolutely not.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I wonder if this technically could be in a sexual abuse category. I think so. Because it is sexually motivated. Yeah. Even though it's not a sexual act. I don't know. It's very.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Very strange. Well, it is on some abuse assault on some level. Yeah. But it's just like.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Man, I mean, I guess you see these kink sexual desires take people...
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
At least she didn't have to be the one washing that person's hair.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
You can hold that shit in, okay? You can! I know also you can have sex dead quiet. I did it many times in the dorm. You can be dead quiet on the top bunk and nobody going to know. So you can definitely hold it in when you're getting your hair washed. My goodness.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, I know I'm the one that talked about pressure, but I think collectively we should all just raise the bar a bit.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Imagine the moment you see that on video too. Oh my God. You actually see it and your ultimate fear is confirmed.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Then I would venture to say maybe it got her to 105 because of some weird health benefit.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
No, it's not. No. They can be used for some good. It saved her a lot of time and a lot of... But I think often they are used for bad. So...
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
They exist. That's the thing. They exist. We can't stop it.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Just overall in relationships. Can we, please? Because, you know, we saw that TikTok of the five-year-old kid showing up to the girl's house. It was adorable. And he had his flowers and his little stuffed animal. And he walked in and he goes, happy Valentine's Day. I can't remember the girl's name. Hands her the flowers. Lila. Gives her a hug. Yeah, Lila. Backs out. Is going to go back home.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
No. Feels justifiable. No, we need the divorce sign from over there. We do. Yeah.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Sounds like Sal from Impractical Jokers. Like it's like a germ thing.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Where it's like, oh, you farted in the bed? Like, I'm out. Like, it just feels like an uncontrolled response, not a logical response.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I mean. He was so cute. Who knows how much of that was, you know, I'm curious how much he, I'm sure it was his idea, but showing up in the suit and everything. But that's a five-year-old. No. There's just such a lack of effort these days. And it's like, show people you love them all the time. I know. Not just on Valentine's Day.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, if it is recent, then I would say this sets a very awkward standard going forward where it's like, I'm going to be uncomfortable constantly in any situation with this guy if he freaks out this much over a little fart.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
yeah then you know i don't want to deal with that forever because what if i fall asleep first and then i fart my sleep and i can't painfully just hold it in and then is he gonna freak out and be like you did it again i'm done like we can't deal with that energy there's no room for that in my life you know what i'm saying yeah says the person who never farts and has a fiance who never farts in front of him but i do like the thing is i don't
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
What if she falls and gets hurt and she's bleeding and she needs someone to put a fricking tourniquet around her? And he's like, no, I can't, I can't. And then she bleeds out. Like, come on, that's not someone you want.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
But the thing is, if this is locked in, because we don't know if we can change him and his reactions to things. If this is locked in, then we're really asking a question of, is this how I want to live my life?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Is this the person I want to be by my side and kind of deal with this stuff forever? You start looking at yourself and what you want.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Right. Because are you really going to be like, I don't want you to react when I fart. And if it's like, then I, you know, it's weird. But then is he compromising on his quality of life based on his preferences and aversions like we're talking about?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
It's not necessarily we need to change. It's just what do you want going forward? Yeah.
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204: Love It or Leave It..
What's the difference between the terrible thing about, oh, can you hold it? You have to hold it in. The opposite of that is, can you force air out your ass? Can you force it out so I can hear it and feel more comfortable? I know. That probably also has some health problems associated with it.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I don't... Okay. What? If we saw the uncut raw footage of every episode, let's count the number of burps.
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204: Love It or Leave It..
Lauren's like, I've tooted five times while we've been here during the episode. No, no.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
That box has got a stank because used condoms do not age well.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
No, no, no. He's so defeated. You go first. No, no, no, no.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I well, this is what was in the box. It's just kind of condoms. I'm just disturbed. I'm putting myself in this situation. Yeah. And there is a place where I feel like this box could reside in our residence. And, you know, it just seems.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I'm just picturing myself finding said box and being in the situation and just being completely.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Like, I don't, I just. What would you do? I can't even think through it because it's, there's no logic. And I would just, I don't know. I think the best way to put it was early on in the thing with creepy. It is kind of just creepy.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Isn't it crazy how this whole idea of Valentine's Day became a holiday and now brings with it so much pressure? Almost like a birthday. Like, oh, you didn't get me what I wanted and make me feel special. Now there's a day also for that as a couple where there's all this pressure out of nowhere. It's just kind of crazy to think about the concept.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Well, okay, now, right, we're taking it to a whole different place, but... The girl's got a box full of stuff that she showed it.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
I mean, if it was filled with all the used condoms, then it'd be like, yeah, okay, what are you trying to do? But there's, like, one... Maybe...
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Okay, wait, wait, wait. How did you know it was that condom? And wouldn't you find out a certain amount of time later?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Every time you have completed sexual activity, you write the date on the condom.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Yeah, but why are we trying to make sense of it? Why are we trying to make sense of any of this?
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
We made for each other. He's Twitterpated. He's going to start his own box now. That's the next update that's coming.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Yeah, and I'm satisfied because you're going to throw them all away. Great. Never happened.
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Because shouldn't every day kind of be a little piece of Valentine's Day that you build up the entire year instead of just having like... I mean, it's cool. I'm down with Valentine's Day, but it's just kind of like this one spotlighted day where everyone who's loving loves and everyone who's not is just like sad. I remember going to...
Two Hot Takes
204: Love It or Leave It..
Yeah. I think contrary to the other stories, this one is not for me like, oh, it's over. This is terrible. How could you? It's more just like maybe this is an eye-opening moment. Maybe this just reveals that, hey, you know, you got me the exact same thing. And I'm not really sure if that was 100% intentional.