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Legends of Avantris

Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1

Gee, the word is bitchy.

Legends of Avantris

Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1

Have you seen that meme with that G that's trying to parallel park and has the wheel on the back that comes down and helps it scoot into the spawn? Thank you. That's what I think of.

Legends of Avantris

Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1

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Do I have Onus with myself in my stream vision? Yes. I just immediately flatten myself on the ground and in a bow, like literally like nipples to the sandstone, arms out in front of me, forehead on the ground, like, holy God. All six nipples.

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This is the first time I've ever seen him, seen him.

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And I start, instead of walking, sauntering, I'm going to use my feline agility to get back as quickly as possible. And then...

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You obviously haven't spent time with a god before. Duh. Human hands and dog feet.

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So he's got dog feet. So that's one iteration of him. But classically, the Egyptian gods tend to have human bodies and animal heads.

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He puts Toa to shame.

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I knock on your forehead.

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And as I hug him, I rub my hands down his back. My goodness. All right, go to bed now.

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Oh, you in with them? No, no. Caprice went to a bed. There was an empty bed there because Hersha didn't go into it. Toa was with Felix. You both left a room empty.

Legends of Avantris

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Yeah, when I reincarnate her.

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Can you just do that?

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I want to make sure I'm adorned in literally every piece of gold I have. My golden Anubis headdress is on every piece.

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While all of this is happening, I'm slowly going to slide a signet ring into Lufti's hands and then push her forward.

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Fuck, I'll pour your tea. I click my nail out and slice it.

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Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 35 | Unnatural Law: Part 1

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Sure. Yeah. As a cat, I swipe in and snare a fish.

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I don't even want to eat it after you eat it.

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I, uh, utilize the feather token, uh, fan that Caprice gave me, and I just lay along the side in, like, a beautiful patch of the garden, and I have the fan just slowly fan me while I lie there.