Tyler Wayne
Appearances
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Hello, everyone. I hope you guys had a good 420. Or Easter if you're gay. I hate when people say that we doesn't have any medical benefits. We can save your life. I was a piss test away from working at Walmart, you guys. Oh, man. It is good to be here. I'm having a weird day, though. I'm having one of those days where your ex calls you from the psych ward. Anyone else date the homeless? It's fun.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
It has benefits, like, you know, you get to fuck at the park. You just have to sleep there, too? That sucks. That sucks. But we wound up breaking up because I got a place, you know, and I brought her indoors, and she kept doing homeless shit inside, and... It's like, you can't be doing this, you know? We got to be better people. Get that piss jug out of here. Thank you.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, I had respect for... the other homeless around me. I was like, I don't want to brag.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Is that where you were born and raised? I was born in Louisiana, but I was raised in Iowa. Yeah. Okay. What do you do for work? I'm a cook at Creek in the Cave. Wow.
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#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I like to go skateboarding. I picked that up. You have a skateboard? Yeah.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
No. Well, when I was dating that girl, we were both homeless, yeah. Really?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah. I like roommates, you know. I didn't want to be alone. What are some highlights of a double homeless relationship? Uh, well, one time... I was taking a dump and she was telling me about how she worked for the government.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
This is when we were inside. Inside of a house? Yeah, yeah.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, this is a studio. The door was closed. She opened it to tell me that I didn't have to work anymore because she worked for the government. She was lying. I still had to go to work. She was just lying to you.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Well, it was my first time watching someone have a psychological break right in front of me. So I just kind of agreed and was hoping she didn't have a knife.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Do you want me to drop you off at your dad's house or the shelter?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Well, she was unhealthy mentally, and I started to realize that after about a month and a half.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
She told me that she cheated on me when we were living in the car with a guy who had a house. Wow.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah. I mean. And I remember the night, too, because I had parked under the bridge on 6th Street and I was waiting for her all night. Jesus. Pissed. Wow. Sorry. Oh, too real.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Oh, my God. This is amazing. It got better, dude. Like, I'm fine now.