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And there's always gay people in the plays, and so I'm in the front row, paper white, with a bald head, and I know these fags are doing their thing, and they're like, is that Trixie Mattel? Like, you know what I mean? I don't know why this is the choreography, but I know that they're like, what the fuck is going on here? Good news! What the fuck?

I believe that. Yeah, I'm very horny to watch Red One.

I'm so excited. You know, when you go home for your family, you have to start making your list of things to keep you busy.

Because after you do the hugs, you're like, oh, right. Ugh. You know? And so I was like, I'm going to fucking watch Red One, and I'm going to love it. I know I'm going to love it.

Yeah, she was like, what do I do that someone's talking back to me? You know what I mean? That's not George Santos. You know what I mean? And he's kind of the George Santos of drag.

I'm sure that movie was not made yesterday. Like they're not going to make it a direct sequel 30 years later.

is oh i was thinking of 300 those are different movies i've not seen any of those me either i've noticed you yeah 300 same thing i like i've watched scenes feel like i got the gist braveheart same thing scenes feel like i got the gist you know that scene in the hunger games where they're riding the chariots like that i've seen that and so got it Got it to all of those.

Okay, this is the thing. Did you get into it? Yes, because Katya for years is like, you've got to watch it. I don't want to out her. All Katya does is watch television and movies. All she does is lay on the couch and take smoke breaks and watch films like this. Oh, I envy her. And then she has the nerve to show up. You know, I I was at peak workaholism. No, not a day to breathe.

And she was like, did you watch Game of Thrones? Do you think I have? That's a college course. Like, that's me taking a night class at the Women's Learning Annex. Like, I don't have that kind of time. So I watched two seasons of it, and I was like, you can't look at the phone. You have to watch Game of Thrones like this.

They're all different families, all different parts of the world. Many of them two seasons in have never met.

yeah no and i'm like but she's her and that's she's fucking her brother and he like it was just it's a lot sometimes you have to say like good for you girl you got this girl but i'm gonna go sit over here and i don't need to tell game of thrones they're good they know that's true so they don't need to walk like that's t that is t and it is a lot like it's funny because when i put my family on game of thrones when i was in college my friend told me to watch it and so i started which is like tells you how long that fucking show's been going on

Even George Santos isn't the George Santos of drag.

That's not about me.

It's too much. You know, something that makes me zero to a hundred is when you're in like a group setting or family setting and you all go, let's watch. Okay. We're going to watch four Christmases, whatever, which was a great movie. I'd never seen it.

The older I get. And now that I like am PTSD and I can't handle any amount of stress, I have to watch like

you know um the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie like that's the only level of stress I can handle right now I love anything sad I cry like I know the people I'm like oh like I can't do it I can't do it I cry like Sarah Paulson me too watching you know a documentary about people I don't know you know like it's too much yeah but I hate when we're in a group and and when I start when I'm like and I go to react to something and the person I'm with is asleep I'm like

I need Caleb to go on Drag Race and read the girls. Could you imagine?

I'm like, you remember Misery when she's like, Paul, you've been out of your bed again. And she has a slug hammer. I'm like, you're going to learn today.

It feels disrespectful.

I'm sorry. This grateful my love that you're like, or when they're scrolling, I'm like, you better watch. Yeah.

He'd be like, you should leave. Yeah. I'm not going to critique that.

i'm gonna lock i know on your phone i know i'm pissed well that was my problem with game of thrones is like i what do you mean i can't um like look at the tiktok shop i have to do this to the movie yeah what is this the 90s like what are we talking about we used to sit like this for hours and watch tv what is this the friends finale yeah i don't need no tivo

You know in movies like Girl Interrupted where there's like somebody who maybe is very mentally unwell and they show them at their worst. What are they doing? They're in front of a TV watching it like this. And you're telling me that's what I'm supposed to want to do?

I'm not a TV or movie watcher.

I hate to be a hater. I'll watch a documentary.

But that gets me too whipped up.

It affects me too much. I watched that anti-consumerism documentary about all the things we're doing to the ocean and fast fashion and everything. Right, right, right, right. And I was like, so we're Amish now.

He is mean, but in a funny way. I was watching that. I just did his pod, and there was one part where I was like, did you know I'm psychic? And he goes, what? It's like mad. I'm like, okay, I won't come on your pod and talk about my secret talent. Fine.

baby oh i watched the two of the twin flames there's two different ones i watched both is that a new thing i watched well i watched the one on netflix i don't know if there's i only saw one I'm sorry, there's not enough men and women to pair up here. So guess what? You're trans.

And leaves. It's sort of a recipe too. Sometimes it's people who are at their worst and have nothing and a cult takes them in.

It's typically people who are like too financially comfortable. Both parents who love them. And they're like, what if I just fuck my shit up?

I'm feeling bored yeah what if I just go I sit on you know like they're always like it was a she had a great life we loved her she was very talented yeah and then she just met this guy and that was in the Twin Flames University it was all their stories were like that they're like I know I was at the top of my game my business you know my family loved me and I just said no and I saw this guy in the parking lot of the Taco Bell and I said sure I saw this platonic ass couple on a zoom and I said yes me too yeah

Actually, Albert Einstein was in a cult, and actually, Geena Davis, who is a, you know, not MRSA. What's the smart people thing? Mensa.

Actually, Gina Davis, who is an excellent archerist, she's a genius, and she's in a cult. No, I don't know. I have a hard time. I live just two blocks from the Scientology Celebrity Center, and I'm always like, wow, wow. That's all I'll say because I live in fear, but I'm always like, wow.

Yeah, I thought you wanted psychic friends. Call now.

huge if true huge if true is my new favorite like you know oh is that oh my chapstick huge if true anything I found a parking spot huge if true it's just dumb I know that's why I even when Chris Fleming was on here we talked about Scientology but he was telling me he he gets scared too of them so he sometimes he'll just look in the parking lot and be like

Yeah, I've said things and people in the room are like, like, we don't know what kind of like, you know, like power they have in like your YouTube videos are, you know, shadow. I love when people say they're shadow banned and they just make bad things. I posted a selfie and no one liked it. Obviously, I'm shadow banned.

Well, that is what it is. More than anything.

If you don't post consistently.

It's more than anything.

Too much. How many things do you have come out like per week?

So Katie and I have like, you know, we have Baldwin beautiful and I have one YouTube video a week. And then, you know, if I'm doing pit stop, that's another thing.

Well, let's talk about, do you have a psychic occurrence? Like one time where you were like, damn, I knew something.

Um, but you know, two or three things a week, people. People don't realize it's kind of a lot to make.

It's a lot to make. And then, you know, if you're a live performer, which I know a lot of people who do like online things don't perform live. It's also like you film during the week and then you work the weekends. Yeah. And that's where when I had to take the break, that was where I actually just like after years and years of that, I was like, I broke myself.

Like I just was like, no, I just something just all of a sudden was like, nope. Like I was like more, you know, I don't know you're going on break.

How did you figure out that it's... Wait. Your break is... Can we call it a fake?

I saw her text about this like, guys... I'm going on break. I walk in here. She goes, can you make a TikTok? I said, what the fuck is this?

Laura's co-opting and coercing and pressuring a young girl who has boundaries. Laura. And then you said, yeah. I said, I'm just still filming. I said, so you're filming and you're making TikToks on your break? Yeah. What the fuck?

Please stop.

And they're like turning to the other girls on stage being like, she's dead!

Do you know what I realized?

On my break, I left. I was out of L.A. I was living like, you know, I only watched the news. I didn't go on Twitter. I didn't look at emails. I didn't do anything work related. No social media for at least three months. I love that. After like three weeks, I felt like I left the Matrix.

really girl i love doing youtube i love making dumb videos and all that but social media feels so real the internet feels so real and it is real the way it affects the world is real yeah but it feels like a real place worth losing sleep over no for real you're so real about that and it took i almost started the longer i wasn't performing the longer i was just like biking around and doing watercolor all day i was like

None of that, like, nothing about wearing a wig and talking to my friends should keep me up at night.

That is actually embarrassing and crazy.

Oh my God. All of a sudden the world around you starts to be like, oh, this is the main character.

Like me, you, your mom, everybody here.

This is the main character of the day.

And I think it's easy to think that these cameras running and what will go up later is the main character.

And I don't know. I just feel embarrassed. And like I learned a lot. And I just if I could do a lot of that over. I mean, you are younger than me. I just like.

I knew it.

Ain't none of it worth like. That six extra day of filming, like, yeah, like, nothing's really that fierce about that. That's true. America's obsessed with productivity. Yeah, absolutely. We're obsessed with you have value because of what you made or what you earned or what you produced. You have value if you do nothing.

Would I ever say no to that? I want to hear the stupidest thing you've ever said.

Like that's how it feels. Yes. And you start to be like, I mean, everybody's dream is to be self-employed and self-sufficient. And then you, you sit in your little cage that you built and you have the nerve to complain about how overworked you are when you're the one who said yes to all that shit.

It's like, this is my fault. I feel spread thin because I took what little talent I have and I spread it so thin. And now the people who want me to do a good job and watch me are getting the tired, uninspired version of what I do.

Mm hmm.

but can I tell you people make it dramatic? Like that's, that's, that's just, that has to do with people's obsession with work too, which I had for a very long time. And the love spell just broke all of a sudden. I was like, I mean, I don't want to sound whatever, but like last year I had like more TV shows than ever had. I was selling, my show was sold out everywhere. My new TV show was out.

My music, everything was happening. I was making more money than I never had. And I actually was like more quote unquote famous than I ever was. And I was more unhappy than I ever was. And it was like, none of this shit. What? The the my idea of what I thought went out you don't would make me the happiest if I got this this and this None of that even matters.

Oh, isn't it? Isn't it an illness thing?

You didn't see me.

Yeah, and the people who watch you or me or Brittany or Katya or Caleb, like people who I guess like us where it's like, you know, they really get – they like us. They are not – they want good things for us and they want to laugh with us. They do not want you to feel that way. And they're not giving you extra points mentally because you're exhausted.

What a fucking bitch.

And you also – they can tell.

They can tell.

They can tell. Even if they're not saying it, they can tell.

And then we're not even being, I don't want to be like woo woo, but we're not even being grateful.

Because we're not putting the best thing.

We're just trying to get to tomorrow.

She cares about people who don't have homes. You get a tiny home, tiny home at Amazon. You don't need to build a house, bitch. Get off your high horse, you tool belt hoe. Nobody cares. HGTV couldn't be me.

Give me the scrunchie. Hit record. You know what I mean? It's like too much. Yeah, I agree.

You're walking in and being like, this decor is awful. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I'm in the room.

And also, like, this is the other thing. I think that I used to be competitive. I used to be like, if I don't take that job and I see somebody else, if I see another drag queen doing that commercial, I'm going to shoot myself. You know what I mean? Which is so crazy. And now other drag queens, other comics, whatever, other DJs, whatever. I'm like, if I don't do it and you do it.

Nothing bad happens. And also like fans are like people, consumers of our content. They have a right to be critical of us. Yeah. And I more than ever feel like then do it.

Go buy a shitty blonde wig and a white go-go boot and you do it.

Go fuck with Britney. She could take it.

Get her ass. Go come for Caleb. I dare you. I dare you.

I'm like, we would bury you.

You're going to have a great break. I caution you to be protective of, you know, during my break, it started as a break, and then people were like, well, you have a couple shows in the middle. And you do have to do this, you know, I'm going to tell you something, and this is no tea to anybody who works for me around me or works for you around you.

People who make money off you and need you to help them make money. It's not their job to tell you where the boundary is.

And so then it's almost like we get mad of like my whoever is making me. Nobody's making you.

We said yes. And now we're complaining that we have to do what we said we were going to do. Yeah. And it's not even a cute look to be like, everybody needs me. It's like you said you would do it.

Do I want to go back? Like when I go home to Milwaukee, I love Milwaukee so much. I'm always like, do I live here full time now? Oh my God, I got to go home. You know, it takes like two days of access to like noodles and company for me to be like, should I just stay here?

Yeah. Should I become a bartender at my own bar and just get a lot of noodles and company? That's kind of fun. I don't know.

That you love.

I'm usually out of town working.

God. Well, no, I am... January. I'm not doing any live shows in January.

So let's do something.

Conti.

I just can do, like, a little. Otherwise, I get freaked out.

Like, the old me could, like, not get anxious. The old me could watch a sad movie and not cry too hard. The new me is just... Everything's too raw. Everything's too, like... I don't know. I think I did too much therapy and now everything hits. Everyone's like, oh, I got you this gift. I'm like, you're dead. Somebody comes over to my house and brings a bottle of wine. I'm like, fuck.

I got you this. This is a flash drive with just like an hour mix on it I made. Oh, thank you.

Well, I'm always like, everybody I'm friends with is like, they can buy themselves whatever they want. So I'm always like, what can I give that's like semi one of a kind?

So I bought those on Amazon. So they're one of a kind.

You know what I've been doing? I'm obsessed with this. I love to candles, to do the candles. And then on TikTok, I saw you can pour the hot water and clean out all the wax. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now I got all these empty candle jars. No plan. So I just get all these candle jars and I'm just like, ooh. Like I just, I stand next to them. I just like feel their power of what they could be.

The possibilities are endless. I know. I'm like house keys in there. Loose change. Haven't done anything yet.

Oh, I'm like pee jar, pee jar, pee jar. Whatever. You just got to – it's going to be a great break for you. And I encourage you at some point to actually just like – it was so replenishing. I came back so in love with drag and in love with making people laugh.

I think we take a break. I thought you were going to say you dreamt about a natural disaster. I thought you were going to say, you know, you dreamt about Channing Tatum. You splash bitch. Everyone dreams about Channing Tatum.

It made me feel like the years preceding the break, I can't believe how much I struggled with it. And now I'm like – It's not it's working yourself to death is not that fierce.

Like you're bored almost. Yeah. And Katya and I were talking about like And Kati and I right now, our focus has been quality over quantity.

We love opportunities and we love money. But we've been like, let's just make things like our pod and Netflix, our own little things where we sit in a wig and talk.

They're fun. And like, let's make them just really good. And the way to make them really good is to go in like really, like sometimes I go in to film with her. And if we haven't filmed together in a while, it's like I'm so edged. I can't wait to show up in a wig and start screaming. And that's the feeling you want.

It's so hard when I think of when I was making like Trixie Motel or Queen of the Universe and I was doing these TV shows back to back and doing YouTube and doing like that type of stuff.

I would go into set and be like, oh, I'm going to do this today. Oh, my gosh.

That's not cute. That's actually, it's kind of like going to work out of uniform. Like our job is to show up ready to share something hilarious and fun.

I hate preparing, but also it's a little like cramming.

Cramming versus real studying.

Yeah. It's like, what have you been up to? I don't know. I've seen you every day this week.

What do you want to know about my Uber Eats order? Can I ask you a question? Please do.

Everybody always wants me to leave podcasts. My own podcast, I'm like, are we done? Other people's, I'm like, you're all staying.

I have a couple of things that I've been asking everybody.

One of them is, okay, if you were going to quit this job today and you were going to open a couple fast food restaurants as your little franchises.

Taco John's, whatever.

Which ones would you, if you were going to be like, I'm going to go in, I'm going to try to make it good. I want to be able to eat there for free. I want to employ my friends there. Which fast food? And I think a lot of them count.

I would say Subway.

I have another question. Yes, please do. What would you do if you won $86 million?

I think by reading Nicholas Sparks novels at that age, we could tell you were going to become who you are. That's when the hate for men began.

You're getting eight bucks.

Make it last. OK.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Five dollar foot long. And I only ask because on my break and I came back and I thought about a lot. If you want all the money you and everyone you love could ever need.

You would still do this.

And so at the end of the day, putting in that 12th hour for another paycheck.

You would do this for free.

Seriously. I used to make 40 or less dollars doing drag. Right. I was as happy.

So ultimately it's like so much of it is about the money or whatever. But if you had all the money and you didn't need the money, you would still do this.

Think of all those housewives. They don't need this fucking Bravo money.

They show up and fucking destroy each other for play money. For fun. For bags. For buying bags.

Yeah.

Oh, we have to go. Well, we were doing Monet's podcast.

She's so funny. She's so pretty.

Now the straight people are all doing those. The gays are all getting the foot slimming surgery. Look at the tiny foot diva.

Could I say I have a worse psychic thing? Okay, this is like two weeks ago. I was at home, right? I was at home and I was sitting and I was with someone and I go, all right, I just had like a clear as day vision of Daryl Hannah. And she has no makeup or no hair on. And she looked really surprised. I was like, did something bad happen to her? She dying. She can't like what's happening.

Which is specifically this.

I'm getting my license again. did you lose it it expired in 2016 and i just been so busy so doing what floating floating apparently floating in the martian so i'm gonna get another license and my dream next year this is a little crazy but my new dream is i would love to go on a um like an rv trip that sounds fun and maybe even me brittany and caleb should go okay now i'm gonna stop you right there

Us, who's driving?

We make it one day. We make it to Pomona, California.

I think he, well, I think all of you would be good drivers.

I hate driving. Me too. But sometimes like I get groceries delivered from Gelson's and I'm like, I could have driven to get them.

At the Target?

You met Beyonce?

I could go now. Yeah.

My new thing is, okay, you can't be more concerned than the people it concerns. Oh. You will give yourself gut rot being like, doesn't Miss Thing know that she blank, blank, blank? Or my friend who doesn't. You can't lose more sleep over their poor decisions than they do.

It's the circular.

You know what I mean? That's so fun.

And what are we bringing into 2025?

Oh, recycled clothing. Oh, okay. Like secondhand, thrifting, taking clothes you have, making new clothes from the clothes you have. This year I've been really into using less things. We need less things. I feel bad because I sell makeup on the internet, but the truth is we don't need much.

We don't need much.

Totally. Now I think at Trixie Cosmetics, when you buy a lipstick, I'm going to come to your house and make you get rid of one. You don't need that.

Right. That's one we keep. If you buy one of my products, please let it replace one that you know is expired.

We all have those lip products. We're like, is this good? And it smells like kerosene. You're like, it's cute, though.

Right. Anyway, you don't need too much stuff. That's my main thing now is like, we need to buy so much shit.

Fuck those people.

We're just becoming women. Last year we were awful.

I'm pretty much everywhere at Trixie or at Trixie Mattel. And I have a YouTube where I upload every week. We have Bald and the Beautiful podcast. And this year, Saloping Disco is going all over Australia, America, UK, and Europe. So come.

Yeah. So I was like, I'm going to go pee. Can you Google that? I come back from peeing and my friend is holding the phone. Like, and I go, what is it? It's like 1203. He's like, it's her birthday as a midnight. This just happened. Now, nobody's been amazed by this, but how often do we all sit and think about Daryl Hannah? I mean, we all should more.

Put on a blonde wig and some pink and shake your ass drunk.

That's an order.

And no wig and makeup. And my vision of her being surprised at midnight on her birthday...

I mean, I think it's more impressive than predicting Channing Tatum's birthday with Dear John.

And also, both of those are not psychic enough to get any response. Both of those are like, okay.

I really do. I think intuition exists, right? I read Stephen King's The Shining and they talked about The Shining in the book. They talk about it almost as being like... Not necessarily clairvoyant, but it's like a spectrum of like some people have a little shine. They'll do things like bring home flowers.

One of the examples is like, oh, bring home flowers to their wife, not knowing she had a bad day. Or they don't study for a test and they get good grades. Everybody has a little bit of sensitivity.

And obviously the extreme of that is, oh, I can help the FBI identify a dead body.

Of the Conjuring film?

The Conjuring's not that old.

With Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiglia.

Yeah.

That's the other thing too. Sometimes I think I'm psychic and I'm like, oh my God. I knew. That password to Verizon.com. I'm psychic. Bitch, you made that password. That's not psychic. That's memory, ho. You know what I mean? You remember something you did?

Right.

Okay.

Yay! Wow. Welcome back. I can't believe, you know, when we first did this, well, first of all, when you get asked back, it means you really were either great the first time or I'm going to give you another shot.

the weed is a problem i kind of got off the weed because i don't i don't i don't do all that and like i don't want to do all that did i tell you what happened to me at wicked no okay so i went to i know you didn't get invited to the premiere oh i know bummer but that's okay that's okay i'm fine with a lot of fun though i'm at peace with it okay i'm at peace with it i mean you brought it up you know but i i was did they have a green green carpet

Okay. Well, I went to see Wicked on Broadway like four months ago because I was there alone. No, six, eight months ago now, but I was there alone. And if you're alone and you have nothing to do in New York, you can get a good ticket for cheap because everybody has a middle seat in the front. No one wants to sit in because most people go to theater with friends and no friends.

So I'm there by myself, and I have one of those weed pen, vape pen things.

And I go, and I'm like, I'm going to see the play. And I've seen Wicked like three times in my life, but I was like, I know I'm going to like it, and I want to see it before the movie comes out, whatever. So I go. I sit. At intermission, I go outside. I do the vape pen of the marijuana. Oh, wait.

No, this is the Broadway play. Okay, gotcha. And I go, and I'm seeing Alexandra Socha play Glinda, who I've seen in other plays before, and I'm seeing Mary-Kate Morrissey, the new Elphaba, and I'm horny for it. I'm like, yes.

And it's the part, No Good Deed, where she's singing, and there's a green light, and she's got this book on the ground, and her hair is blowing, and I'm in it. I'm like, yeah, girl. Yeah. Yeah. And then I go, the song ends, and I go, oh, that's my line. And I... I swear to God, I grabbed the arms of the seat and I started to stand up and I went, I'm not in the play.

Because last time you fucked up.

So you don't need to do like so much weed that you think you're in the play. That you think you're in the movie.

I almost turned around and was like, like,

I don't know what I was gonna do sing dance I don't know and that's act two thank you and the other problem is too I'm so bald and there's always gay people in the plays and so I'm in the front row paper white with a bald head and I know these fags are doing their thing and they're like is that Trixie Mattel like you know what I mean I don't know why this is the choreography but I know that they're like what the fuck is going on here yeah good news what the fuck and they're like turning to the other girls on stage being like she's dead like

This is my do-over. That was my rehearsal.

Like I can feel it. Madame Morrible comes out and it's like, you know, not that I'm famous, but like musical theater gays, I know that they're like,

Oh, yeah. I mean, at the venues, like, when I tour Solid Pink Disco, it'll be like, the people there are, like, shitting. And then the people who work at the venue are like, who the fuck are you?

And I'm like, the person who sold out the theater. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. They're like, what do you do? Somebody said this to me recently. It was so crazy. Somebody said to me recently, you know, I'm on my anti-workaholism tour now.

Well, the fans. My fans. Bring back the so-so. Oh, my fans are like, so Brittany hasn't been on your channel for two hours. Yeah. We're mad.

I'm dismantling the like the productivity obsession. It's over. Right.

It's over.

Don't end up like me.

and i was with someone recently and they were like we're talking about what you do if you win the lottery and this person goes like i found this i kind of be like you i would just kind of float i was like is that what you think i've been doing bitch i'd be like floating your your life looks awesome floating okay ho i was like you know i wish i'd been floating baby launch me into space

Make me the Martian.

But we should have never seen it.

And we should make up the Martian and just do like our own spin on it.

honestly so there's no point are there so many movies are that like yeah bitch you don't need to see gladiator i'm not even you don't need to see a wizard of oz to get wicked no maybe i mean that's really weird if you haven't seen that but that is true yeah but what's a good example of it like like the godfather i've never seen the godfather oh can i tell you please do i watched it on my break just i was like i never seen this

It was amazing. And I hate to validate.

And I guess because I'm gay, I'm always like, if a straight guy has had this poster in his dorm room, I'm going to hate it. So like that, Reservoir Dogs, like any of that shit, I'm like, this is going to be great. Godfather was amazing.

There's a part. Can I like ruin one part of it?

There's a part where his wife, you know, he's getting like the mob and all that. His wife drives away in a car and he realizes that the last second there's a bomb in the car and he turns and her fucking car explodes and you don't see it coming. And I was watching it like, oh, it really got me. And again, I was like, it's my line. It was really gaggy.

Yeah. That's like or like what's a good example?

Don't you wish. What would you do if it was me, you, Brittany, and Caleb in a room? What would happen?

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's, I mean, people love to call it out in the comments. If I do like a best of, this year I did my best of 2024 makeup products on my YouTube channel, which y'all can watch. Right. And every year I round up the things that I thought were the best. The best lip liner brand. Yeah. The best perfume. The best.

And this year I had to go on the internet and look for the individual price because sometimes I'm like, this foundation's, I don't know what, like 10 bucks? And people in the comments are like, it's $15.99. Out of touch much? Yeah.

and like oh my god yeah one percenter yeah well i noticed when i walked in here that book over there is little women yeah would you like to summarize little women i actually have seen little women oh that would be cheating you want me to yeah sure okay so there's women and that it's uh so they don't start little that's what everybody thinks and that's like i could see you're gonna say that yeah they start huge yeah yeah

Did you see Caleb on Z-Way? Yes, of course I did.

But it's kind of Benjamin Button, where they're Avatar, and then as they get older, they're shrinking. So the oldest sister, that bitch is Ply Pocket. She's a Tic Tac. And the other sisters, the youngest are like, is this going to happen to me? And the little ones are like, can't hear you. Your vocal cords are so big and so loud. Like, I can't hear you. Right.

And the little ones like a mouse voice. And it's kind of a comedy of people who just can't.

Yes. And then at the end, they realize it's not about who's big or small. It's about the friends they made along the way.

I sometimes think it's fun to have seen something and talk about it, but it's way more fun to have never seen it and talk about it.

I think Z-Way was even like. What do I do now?

Oh, I've not seen it.

Citizen Kane. But is it like it's that? Can I just say like the men who like Joker like that, right?