Trish Smart

What's up? Somebody outside tried to make fun of me. They were like, is that a black belt in dick sucking? About my necklace? I was like, what do you think happens at Claire's? Like, you can't buy this $8.99 three pack, you gotta go to the back and prove it. I don't know, I started arguing back with him too. I was like, I'd only suck a dick to refuse a UTI. He didn't get it either.

What's up? Somebody outside tried to make fun of me. They were like, is that a black belt in dick sucking? About my necklace? I was like, what do you think happens at Claire's? Like, you can't buy this $8.99 three pack, you gotta go to the back and prove it. I don't know, I started arguing back with him too. I was like, I'd only suck a dick to refuse a UTI. He didn't get it either.

What's up? Somebody outside tried to make fun of me. They were like, is that a black belt in dick sucking? About my necklace? I was like, what do you think happens at Claire's? Like, you can't buy this $8.99 three pack, you gotta go to the back and prove it. I don't know, I started arguing back with him too. I was like, I'd only suck a dick to refuse a UTI. He didn't get it either.

I am dating again, though. I like... I don't get dating. Like, I don't know how many times it takes for you to tell somebody to stop sticking a finger in your asshole till they stop doing it. But it's not four. Every time I get slapped in the face during sex, I think the exact same thing. I'm like... That was unexpected. I don't know why you thought that that was okay. Good, okay.

I am dating again, though. I like... I don't get dating. Like, I don't know how many times it takes for you to tell somebody to stop sticking a finger in your asshole till they stop doing it. But it's not four. Every time I get slapped in the face during sex, I think the exact same thing. I'm like... That was unexpected. I don't know why you thought that that was okay. Good, okay.

I am dating again, though. I like... I don't get dating. Like, I don't know how many times it takes for you to tell somebody to stop sticking a finger in your asshole till they stop doing it. But it's not four. Every time I get slapped in the face during sex, I think the exact same thing. I'm like... That was unexpected. I don't know why you thought that that was okay. Good, okay.

We made full-on eye contact. I didn't know what else to do.

We made full-on eye contact. I didn't know what else to do.

We made full-on eye contact. I didn't know what else to do.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

That's it, guys.

That's it, guys.

That's it, guys.

It'll be eight years now.

It'll be eight years now.

It'll be eight years now.

The highlight of my interview was that I was making paintings of myself acrylicly on the toilet to sell at comedy shows.

The highlight of my interview was that I was making paintings of myself acrylicly on the toilet to sell at comedy shows.