Tony Hinchcliffe

I can't fuck with people. No, it's good. You are correct. That is a starter set clothing straight off of a mannequin. Yeah. I didn't want to wear distracting clothing. Well, you played it just right, my friend. Perfect. We need Martin Phillips to draw a little something on there afterwards. Give it a little color. I love it. So how long have you been doing stand-up? Five years now. Five years.

Where at all of it?

Where at all of it?

Where at all of it?

Ooh, wow. The crowd goes wild for Chewy's Tex-Mex. You're a waiter there? I am, yes. Okay. You doing good? You working a lot of shifts?

Ooh, wow. The crowd goes wild for Chewy's Tex-Mex. You're a waiter there? I am, yes. Okay. You doing good? You working a lot of shifts?

Ooh, wow. The crowd goes wild for Chewy's Tex-Mex. You're a waiter there? I am, yes. Okay. You doing good? You working a lot of shifts?

You work mostly lunches so that your nights are free to do stand-up?

You work mostly lunches so that your nights are free to do stand-up?

You work mostly lunches so that your nights are free to do stand-up?

Yeah. That's fun.

Yeah. That's fun.

Yeah. That's fun.

Green chili rice is back. I work with a macho pork burrito every week. It's a red band. Wow, I hit your shoulder and pubes started flying up in the air. Look at that. A little souvenir for you, sir. You look like the... It looked like a gray pube. It could have been yours to begin with. Look at this fucking guy right here. You visiting from New York? Dallas. Oh, okay.

Green chili rice is back. I work with a macho pork burrito every week. It's a red band. Wow, I hit your shoulder and pubes started flying up in the air. Look at that. A little souvenir for you, sir. You look like the... It looked like a gray pube. It could have been yours to begin with. Look at this fucking guy right here. You visiting from New York? Dallas. Oh, okay.

Green chili rice is back. I work with a macho pork burrito every week. It's a red band. Wow, I hit your shoulder and pubes started flying up in the air. Look at that. A little souvenir for you, sir. You look like the... It looked like a gray pube. It could have been yours to begin with. Look at this fucking guy right here. You visiting from New York? Dallas. Oh, okay.

Well, geez, I guess I'm gonna ask. No, why would you say that? I'm from Dallas. This fucking guy. You look like a mobster. What do you do for work? Architect. Kills people.

Well, geez, I guess I'm gonna ask. No, why would you say that? I'm from Dallas. This fucking guy. You look like a mobster. What do you do for work? Architect. Kills people.

Well, geez, I guess I'm gonna ask. No, why would you say that? I'm from Dallas. This fucking guy. You look like a mobster. What do you do for work? Architect. Kills people.

He's got a look. An architect.