Tommy Metz III

But I – Condiments. Condiments. are having a real windfall. Has your... I feel like the condiment section in my... I don't know if I've ever mentioned that I shop at Ralph's. Oh, Ralph's. Oh, honestly, two of the three doors to Ralph's were blocked because the winds were too strong. You could only come in one door. That's how strong winds are. We don't know how to handle it.

But I – Condiments. Condiments. are having a real windfall. Has your... I feel like the condiment section in my... I don't know if I've ever mentioned that I shop at Ralph's. Oh, Ralph's. Oh, honestly, two of the three doors to Ralph's were blocked because the winds were too strong. You could only come in one door. That's how strong winds are. We don't know how to handle it.

Yeah, no, that's clear. Because it would just blow the savings right out the door. The amount of...

Yeah, no, that's clear. Because it would just blow the savings right out the door. The amount of...

I'd blow all the savings up.

I'd blow all the savings up.

No, I appreciate it. The amount of different condiments has exploded. Tell me about this. Well, it used to be like mayonnaise. And now there's like 19 different kinds of mayonnaise and brands of mayonnaise. And all the restaurants have now released their own. Like Chick-fil-A has an entire stand of just sauces. In your Ralph's? Yeah. And I assume it's all... That's my new character.

No, I appreciate it. The amount of different condiments has exploded. Tell me about this. Well, it used to be like mayonnaise. And now there's like 19 different kinds of mayonnaise and brands of mayonnaise. And all the restaurants have now released their own. Like Chick-fil-A has an entire stand of just sauces. In your Ralph's? Yeah. And I assume it's all... That's my new character.

He's Bart Muppet. It's got to be a Kroger thing, but like... I just feel like we used to have like five sauces and now there's all of them. There's so many sauces.

He's Bart Muppet. It's got to be a Kroger thing, but like... I just feel like we used to have like five sauces and now there's all of them. There's so many sauces.

Yeah. It might be like how that one – All the feelings that I did about fast food. Oh, gluttony. How KFC, I think, started the insanity.

Yeah. It might be like how that one – All the feelings that I did about fast food. Oh, gluttony. How KFC, I think, started the insanity.

Yeah, with the instead of bread, let's just have more fried chicken. And then they give you a cup filled with fried chickens again.

Yeah, with the instead of bread, let's just have more fried chicken. And then they give you a cup filled with fried chickens again.

Like the sound of a company committing suicide. It's just capitalism for no reason. Crimes. I guess it doesn't sound like a fun word to say. Craft.

Like the sound of a company committing suicide. It's just capitalism for no reason. Crimes. I guess it doesn't sound like a fun word to say. Craft.

Craft. Yeah. Craft. That sounds like a community person agreeing to something in a meeting.

Craft. Yeah. Craft. That sounds like a community person agreeing to something in a meeting.

You've legitimately cut out things that I've said before. And I was like, yeah, it was a good call. It was a good call. I mean, it's nothing too scandalous, but just sort of like I talk too fast. Yeah. And my brain is slightly behind my mouth. And sometimes I talk about like, I think there was one I made a joke about. You were like, goodbye. Why would that be in a sometimes funny podcast?

You've legitimately cut out things that I've said before. And I was like, yeah, it was a good call. It was a good call. I mean, it's nothing too scandalous, but just sort of like I talk too fast. Yeah. And my brain is slightly behind my mouth. And sometimes I talk about like, I think there was one I made a joke about. You were like, goodbye. Why would that be in a sometimes funny podcast?