Tish Jones

So you've been together at least 19 years. We have. How long before? Was it just 19?

So you've been together at least 19 years. We have. How long before? Was it just 19?

It'll be 19 in October.

It'll be 19 in October.

A strip club? Were you stripping?

A strip club? Were you stripping?

Oh, I thought maybe she, no, just kidding.

Oh, I thought maybe she, no, just kidding.

You don't go? You haven't been? He doesn't invite me. You've never been? Oh, I've been to a strip club, but not with him.

You don't go? You haven't been? He doesn't invite me. You've never been? Oh, I've been to a strip club, but not with him.

I've been to Crazy Girls in L.A. Okay. I've been to... We've been to Magic City.

I've been to Crazy Girls in L.A. Okay. I've been to... We've been to Magic City.

I've never been to any in Atlanta because I had family that worked there.

I've never been to any in Atlanta because I had family that worked there.

In Atlanta, at the Gold Club in Atlanta.

In Atlanta, at the Gold Club in Atlanta.

I had a brother, sister, they're both my cousins that worked at the Gold Club. Okay.

I had a brother, sister, they're both my cousins that worked at the Gold Club. Okay.

Gold Club was the place when, I mean, I don't think I'm older than y'all.

Gold Club was the place when, I mean, I don't think I'm older than y'all.

Magic City.

Magic City.

Well, I've never been to a black strip club. It is.

Well, I've never been to a black strip club. It is.

That tracks.

That tracks.

So he clearly didn't keep that promise.

So he clearly didn't keep that promise.

He's from Georgia. He's from Georgia, I think, right there.

He's from Georgia. He's from Georgia, I think, right there.

My trainer is African-American and grew up in Cedartown. He lives in L.A. I see him three days a week. Cedartown? Cedartown, Georgia. Yeah, he grew up in Cedartown. And I love that man. He's the most amazing man. He's one of my best friends.

My trainer is African-American and grew up in Cedartown. He lives in L.A. I see him three days a week. Cedartown? Cedartown, Georgia. Yeah, he grew up in Cedartown. And I love that man. He's the most amazing man. He's one of my best friends.

So Mikkel and I will get in a very heated discussion where we just get louder and louder. But he and I don't think we're yelling. And then I'll get in the car with my friend Sandy, who's Chinese, and she goes, that was so upsetting. You guys were just yelling at each other.

So Mikkel and I will get in a very heated discussion where we just get louder and louder. But he and I don't think we're yelling. And then I'll get in the car with my friend Sandy, who's Chinese, and she goes, that was so upsetting. You guys were just yelling at each other.

I was yelling? We weren't yelling at all. It's really fascinating because she grew up in Boston.

I was yelling? We weren't yelling at all. It's really fascinating because she grew up in Boston.

No, no, she hasn't.

No, no, she hasn't.

You did? Yeah.

You did? Yeah.

I do not.

I do not.

In Boston? What was it about?

In Boston? What was it about?

I saw Belly. You saw Belly? A long time ago, yes.

I saw Belly. You saw Belly? A long time ago, yes.

He doesn't know anything about me. He thinks he knows everything and he does not. We're in couples therapy. We're in couples therapy. We should be because somebody is 90% self-focused.

He doesn't know anything about me. He thinks he knows everything and he does not. We're in couples therapy. We're in couples therapy. We should be because somebody is 90% self-focused.

You've won three?

You've won three?

Shouldn't it be a win-win?

Shouldn't it be a win-win?

Me.

Me.

I love that movie. And I hate it also because it's a representation of what people go through. It's awful. And it was beautifully done. It was a great movie. I've seen that movie. I made my kids watch that movie when they were in high school. We're doing the same.

I love that movie. And I hate it also because it's a representation of what people go through. It's awful. And it was beautifully done. It was a great movie. I've seen that movie. I made my kids watch that movie when they were in high school. We're doing the same.

I just learned I think that's called being agnostic, where you're not religious, but you're very spiritual and you believe in God, where you believe in a God and you pray to God and you do sort of religious practices without adhering to religion. So I think that's what I am. I grew up Southern Baptist, but my mom was also Maharishi, Mahishi yogi. What is that?

I just learned I think that's called being agnostic, where you're not religious, but you're very spiritual and you believe in God, where you believe in a God and you pray to God and you do sort of religious practices without adhering to religion. So I think that's what I am. I grew up Southern Baptist, but my mom was also Maharishi, Mahishi yogi. What is that?

That's like some kind of meditation, like they were all white and Birkenstocks and ate macrobiotic.

That's like some kind of meditation, like they were all white and Birkenstocks and ate macrobiotic.

We'd be here without him.

We'd be here without him.

And he goes, welcome. Have a seat in my living room. Would you like some water?

And he goes, welcome. Have a seat in my living room. Would you like some water?

What if it's a chick?

What if it's a chick?

Oh, Jesus, Lord.

Oh, Jesus, Lord.

Why would you try to fuck God? That's ridiculous.

Why would you try to fuck God? That's ridiculous.

That doesn't make sense.

That doesn't make sense.

That's our clip. Hold on. Hey, guys, we've got a great episode. That's pretty arrogant to think that she would be into him. It's arrogant, don't you think?

That's our clip. Hold on. Hey, guys, we've got a great episode. That's pretty arrogant to think that she would be into him. It's arrogant, don't you think?

God also created him.

God also created him.

So if she's into you, why would she be into you? Crazy, that's not the way it works. That's not the way it works. What if I try to fuck God? Can I tell you what's crazy? That's so arrogant.

So if she's into you, why would she be into you? Crazy, that's not the way it works. That's not the way it works. What if I try to fuck God? Can I tell you what's crazy? That's so arrogant.

God, this is tish. I am not into God. I'm just an innocent bystander. I wasn't even supposed to be in this episode. Oh, my God. I would have worn a tracksuit. I would have dressed up. He just told me two minutes before it started, you're making biscuits. And I was like, what?

God, this is tish. I am not into God. I'm just an innocent bystander. I wasn't even supposed to be in this episode. Oh, my God. I would have worn a tracksuit. I would have dressed up. He just told me two minutes before it started, you're making biscuits. And I was like, what?

It's too dry. No, this is not how I make biscuits. This is somebody else's recipe. I would not have done it. I make biscuits with my white Louis. I love it.

It's too dry. No, this is not how I make biscuits. This is somebody else's recipe. I would not have done it. I make biscuits with my white Louis. I love it.

I don't know this biscuit. I say she's autistically honest. It's corn cheddar something. I've never made anything like this before. It's so dry. I don't know what to do with it.

I don't know this biscuit. I say she's autistically honest. It's corn cheddar something. I've never made anything like this before. It's so dry. I don't know what to do with it.

It's got eggs. Maybe a little. It needs more water. I keep putting water in it, and it's just not enough water. I don't put water in my biscuits.

It's got eggs. Maybe a little. It needs more water. I keep putting water in it, and it's just not enough water. I don't put water in my biscuits.

How do you make biscuits?

How do you make biscuits?

It's so easy. It's so simple.

It's so easy. It's so simple.

It's my grandma's recipe.

It's my grandma's recipe.

But I will. It's super easy. You know, they got them things at Kroger. It looked like it was going to, like, did you have corn that you put in it? Yes, it was cream corn, which has some moisture, but it's not enough.

But I will. It's super easy. You know, they got them things at Kroger. It looked like it was going to, like, did you have corn that you put in it? Yes, it was cream corn, which has some moisture, but it's not enough.

I think I may need to turn it out and just work it with my hands. I think the bowl suits that.

I think I may need to turn it out and just work it with my hands. I think the bowl suits that.

They're mussels, yeah.

They're mussels, yeah.

They're kind of like clams.

They're kind of like clams.

Oh, you're not into that?

Oh, you're not into that?

Oyster adjacent.

Oyster adjacent.

It's oyster adjacent.

It's oyster adjacent.

So who cooks with y'all?

So who cooks with y'all?

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

From Snake River.

From Snake River.

So good.

So good.

Don't shit on your daughters, cooks.

Don't shit on your daughters, cooks.

She's gotten better.

She's gotten better.

She's more balanced up here. She's more balanced.

She's more balanced up here. She's more balanced.

You miss it?

You miss it?

No?

No?

Well, that's a gift.

Well, that's a gift.

That's amazing.

That's amazing.

But that's such a blessing. That's really a gift that you quit when you were ready and you're good with it. Because so many people don't get that opportunity. They get injured and it's over and they're not done. That's really it.

But that's such a blessing. That's really a gift that you quit when you were ready and you're good with it. Because so many people don't get that opportunity. They get injured and it's over and they're not done. That's really it.

It was a season, right? Season of your life. That was part of that.

It was a season, right? Season of your life. That was part of that.

I see.

I see.

That was wild.

That was wild.

Well, when you were playing, I was raising kids. I wasn't watching football.

Well, when you were playing, I was raising kids. I wasn't watching football.

That's surprising. Yeah, he was a city slicker.

That's surprising. Yeah, he was a city slicker.

Based on your childhood, gangster's a stretch.

Based on your childhood, gangster's a stretch.

I believe that.

I believe that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So no wonder you don't miss it.

So no wonder you don't miss it.

That's not it? Mm-mm. What do you not miss?

That's not it? Mm-mm. What do you not miss?

So you moved on.

So you moved on.

Listen, I grew up watching NFL football. Have you ever heard the term make it rain?

Listen, I grew up watching NFL football. Have you ever heard the term make it rain?

Yes.

Yes.

But is it kind of refreshing to know somebody who isn't familiar with your history?

But is it kind of refreshing to know somebody who isn't familiar with your history?

Okay, good. I'm sorry. I'm just explaining.

Okay, good. I'm sorry. I'm just explaining.

I'll come with you anywhere.

I'll come with you anywhere.

Her godfather owns Magic City.

Her godfather owns Magic City.

Okay, and Magic City's the strip club you were talking about, right? Mm-hmm.

Okay, and Magic City's the strip club you were talking about, right? Mm-hmm.

Well, I did take a couple lessons, you know, some serious.

Well, I did take a couple lessons, you know, some serious.

For fun. I thought it would be really fun. Are you for real? I'm being dead serious.

For fun. I thought it would be really fun. Are you for real? I'm being dead serious.

I love it, Leah. Did not. Yeah, whatever. I did not grow up like, even like ballet dancing, not dancing at all. And I thought it was fun to do with my girlfriend. It was awesome.

I love it, Leah. Did not. Yeah, whatever. I did not grow up like, even like ballet dancing, not dancing at all. And I thought it was fun to do with my girlfriend. It was awesome.

I would love to go to Magic City.

I would love to go to Magic City.

I would. It would be super fun.

I would. It would be super fun.

I think it would be really fun.

I think it would be really fun.

That's funny.

That's funny.

I wonder if he thinks noon was like a suggestion. I wonder if he thought noon was a suggested time.

I wonder if he thinks noon was like a suggestion. I wonder if he thought noon was a suggested time.

This is our relationship.

This is our relationship.

At this point, he's on 24, 36.

At this point, he's on 24, 36.

We just got him to commit yesterday, so he forgot in 24 hours.

We just got him to commit yesterday, so he forgot in 24 hours.

He's on sap time.

He's on sap time.

I smoke weed four times. You do gummies? Gummies made me.

I smoke weed four times. You do gummies? Gummies made me.

I did gummies one time to sleep. You on the ayahuasca.

I did gummies one time to sleep. You on the ayahuasca.

Yes, I do. What is it?

Yes, I do. What is it?

Do you think I've ever been to a crack house?

Do you think I've ever been to a crack house?

I think you can answer that.

I think you can answer that.

No, I don't want to do that.

No, I don't want to do that.

Come make biscuits for us.

Come make biscuits for us.

I was hoping there was another bacon cheese.

I was hoping there was another bacon cheese.

Sit down so you're on camera.

Sit down so you're on camera.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Wow.

With or without the snip-snip, right?

With or without the snip-snip, right?

Holy shit. I'm about to pass out.

Holy shit. I'm about to pass out.

To the doctor and he said, you're going to put that back together, right?

To the doctor and he said, you're going to put that back together, right?

Well, I haven't seen it myself, but I can tell you.

Well, I haven't seen it myself, but I can tell you.

Hell no, I don't want him recording that.

Hell no, I don't want him recording that.

Peer up, peer up.

Peer up, peer up.

No, no, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. I don't need to see that on a regular day.

No, no, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. I don't need to see that on a regular day.

Yeah. I had my first baby. You see that head? It's...

Yeah. I had my first baby. You see that head? It's...

Enormous. First baby had that head. And I pushed literally for three and a half hours. And then they botched my epidural. So it became a spinal. So I would go from full paralysis to full pain. Full paralysis to full pain. I threw up for three and a half hours straight. Oh, that happened to my sister. It was terrible. And that big ass head.

Enormous. First baby had that head. And I pushed literally for three and a half hours. And then they botched my epidural. So it became a spinal. So I would go from full paralysis to full pain. Full paralysis to full pain. I threw up for three and a half hours straight. Oh, that happened to my sister. It was terrible. And that big ass head.

They had to, like, snip and get in and, like, twist her and get her out.

They had to, like, snip and get in and, like, twist her and get her out.

Because she was only 23 weeks?

Because she was only 23 weeks?

But why? Why was she? Girl?

But why? Why was she? Girl?

Why was she born early? Do they know?

Why was she born early? Do they know?

There's no medical reason.

There's no medical reason.

Mine was, we had to induce mine.

Mine was, we had to induce mine.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I agree. That's a really great statement. Nice way to put it.

I agree. That's a really great statement. Nice way to put it.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Well, you showed up this way to an extent. Yeah, I don't know. That's who you are.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Well, you showed up this way to an extent. Yeah, I don't know. That's who you are.

Like, I don't know. I agree with that.

Like, I don't know. I agree with that.

We got it. It was funny. We got it. It wasn't fake.

We got it. It was funny. We got it. It wasn't fake.

Opposite day, maybe.

Opposite day, maybe.

You like it? I haven't even tasted it yet.

You like it? I haven't even tasted it yet.

It's really good.

It's really good.

It's yummy.

It's yummy.

No, but when you cook beer, it cooks down the alcohol. It doesn't, it's not alcoholic anymore.

No, but when you cook beer, it cooks down the alcohol. It doesn't, it's not alcoholic anymore.

It cooks your soul.

It cooks your soul.

I already said it. Separated at birth.

I already said it. Separated at birth.

That's what he did for years.

That's what he did for years.

Yeah, it's not pleasant.

Yeah, it's not pleasant.

Yeah.

Yeah.

10 packs of Takis? Oh, my God.

10 packs of Takis? Oh, my God.

Of course, yeah.

Of course, yeah.

It is good, right?

It is good, right?

Oh, okay. So, but it's on BET.

Oh, okay. So, but it's on BET.

I know, right? How great was that moment? Of course.

I know, right? How great was that moment? Of course.

BetOnline. Oh, oh.

BetOnline. Oh, oh.

Because you're just regular.

Because you're just regular.

Yeah. And when you're regular and you're comfortable being regular, you can talk to anybody, right?

Yeah. And when you're regular and you're comfortable being regular, you can talk to anybody, right?

What did you say? You smell me.

What did you say? You smell me.

I don't fucking know what you said. I have no idea what you said.

I don't fucking know what you said. I have no idea what you said.

Smell me. Smell. Okay. And what does that mean? Like you can sniff out inauthentic?

Smell me. Smell. Okay. And what does that mean? Like you can sniff out inauthentic?

So how did I smell?

So how did I smell?

I got it, I got it.

I got it, I got it.

She'll go, yeah, you didn't shower, dude. I smell you. It smells bad. It smells like Schmidt. Exactly. Next time, maybe Schmower.

She'll go, yeah, you didn't shower, dude. I smell you. It smells bad. It smells like Schmidt. Exactly. Next time, maybe Schmower.

Schmower, Schmatt, Schmatt, yeah.

Schmower, Schmatt, Schmatt, yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

I mean, this was the first one. Yes. Right?

I mean, this was the first one. Yes. Right?

For real. Thank you, guys. Evan, have you been to Magic City? You've never been to Magic City? You're missing the cherry tip.

For real. Thank you, guys. Evan, have you been to Magic City? You've never been to Magic City? You're missing the cherry tip.

It was so nice. Have you been to Magic?

It was so nice. Have you been to Magic?

Where is it in Atlanta?

Where is it in Atlanta?

Oh, shut up. Is that by the library? I'm not stupid.

Oh, shut up. Is that by the library? I'm not stupid.

I mean, I did grow up in Atlanta, so I do have... It's by the Greyhound Station. Well, I don't know where that is. The Greenhouse Station?

I mean, I did grow up in Atlanta, so I do have... It's by the Greyhound Station. Well, I don't know where that is. The Greenhouse Station?

I grew up in Midtown. Oh, yeah. When my parents divorced, my dad stayed on a farm in Bowdoin, and my mom took me to Midtown Atlanta.

I grew up in Midtown. Oh, yeah. When my parents divorced, my dad stayed on a farm in Bowdoin, and my mom took me to Midtown Atlanta.

I went to school on 10th Street. You're right there in the mix. Yeah, I know. Exactly, yes. Exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.

I went to school on 10th Street. You're right there in the mix. Yeah, I know. Exactly, yes. Exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.

Was it good?

Was it good?

There's probably some more if you want some more. I don't know. I'm going to make... Look at those hands.

There's probably some more if you want some more. I don't know. I'm going to make... Look at those hands.

Well, you're young. What do you do with the rest of your life?

Well, you're young. What do you do with the rest of your life?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where do you like?

Where do you like?

What?

What?

Why?

Why?

Why? Peace, right? Relaxation.

Why? Peace, right? Relaxation.

You mean relaxation. Just not for any, like, reason reasons. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You mean relaxation. Just not for any, like, reason reasons. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good, good. Ain't nobody looking for me. Just check it. Just check it.

Good, good. Ain't nobody looking for me. Just check it. Just check it.

I understand Bankhead deeply. I'm just checking.

I understand Bankhead deeply. I'm just checking.

Bankhead's no joke.

Bankhead's no joke.

Just tapped out.

Just tapped out.

I love that. That's great. I love that. That's a great point.

I love that. That's great. I love that. That's a great point.

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

Building the community.

Building the community.

You lived in Bankhead?

You lived in Bankhead?

We take it for granted, don't we? The simplest things. I mean, even all these fires in L.A., they sent a notice out that said, you need to boil your water for two weeks. And I was like, wow, I can't even brush my teeth anymore unless I boil.

We take it for granted, don't we? The simplest things. I mean, even all these fires in L.A., they sent a notice out that said, you need to boil your water for two weeks. And I was like, wow, I can't even brush my teeth anymore unless I boil.

We were not right next to it. We were not.

We were not right next to it. We were not.

We don't need any sympathy. We don't need any sympathy.

We don't need any sympathy. We don't need any sympathy.

We did not. That is not true.

We did not. That is not true.

That is not true.

That is not true.

That's not true. Yeah. We are fine.

That's not true. Yeah. We are fine.

Okay.

Okay.

All the fucking time.

All the fucking time.

All the time.

All the time.

What's that number?

What's that number?

Anyway, how exactly are you building this community that you're just talking about? So that's what we started with. I said, how are you building the community? And you started talking about how there's so many people in Cincinnati. Okay, hang on. I got to interrupt again. Hold on.

Anyway, how exactly are you building this community that you're just talking about? So that's what we started with. I said, how are you building the community? And you started talking about how there's so many people in Cincinnati. Okay, hang on. I got to interrupt again. Hold on.

He doesn't understand who I really am entirely. I understand him. He doesn't understand me. That's about right.

He doesn't understand who I really am entirely. I understand him. He doesn't understand me. That's about right.

That's about right. That is a typical wife answer. That's about right.

That's about right. That is a typical wife answer. That's about right.

I'm Leigh-Anne. I love you already.

I'm Leigh-Anne. I love you already.

I'm fifth wheel.

I'm fifth wheel.

So what I'm trying to get to is, is there something in your community that we can inspire people to donate to or help with, this community you're building in Cincinnati? If not, then I'll just drop the subject.

So what I'm trying to get to is, is there something in your community that we can inspire people to donate to or help with, this community you're building in Cincinnati? If not, then I'll just drop the subject.

That's what I was trying to get to, Hello World.

That's what I was trying to get to, Hello World.

A hundred percent.

A hundred percent.

You know, what's really important was important for me because I grew up in a very blue collar, very modest family, like the typical white trash, like cars on blocks type family. And when I got to a certain age, I realized that I didn't have a resource to figure out like even how to deal with money. Yeah.

You know, what's really important was important for me because I grew up in a very blue collar, very modest family, like the typical white trash, like cars on blocks type family. And when I got to a certain age, I realized that I didn't have a resource to figure out like even how to deal with money. Yeah.

So I had to start reading books about how to think about money differently than what I was exposed to. And I think a mentorship in communities that don't have resources like that, there was no one in my community that made a lot of money. That is so true. And so, I mean, I'm also white, so I have a different advantage than other minorities in our country, but I still didn't have a resource. Yeah.

So I had to start reading books about how to think about money differently than what I was exposed to. And I think a mentorship in communities that don't have resources like that, there was no one in my community that made a lot of money. That is so true. And so, I mean, I'm also white, so I have a different advantage than other minorities in our country, but I still didn't have a resource. Yeah.

So just to, like I started reading books, like this is so dumb, but I read this book, Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

So just to, like I started reading books, like this is so dumb, but I read this book, Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

You did? And I was like, what?

You did? And I was like, what?

It totally changed my whole brain. But I had no resource for that where I grew up.

It totally changed my whole brain. But I had no resource for that where I grew up.

Why are you laughing at me?

Why are you laughing at me?

He had a rich dad.

He had a rich dad.

But then you recalibrate how you think about it, and then all of a sudden, at the end of the day, you buy whatever the fuck you want, right?

But then you recalibrate how you think about it, and then all of a sudden, at the end of the day, you buy whatever the fuck you want, right?

Right.

Right.

He did. He did. I did not. My dad was a mechanic. You live with two roommates in a log cabin with no heat. Come on. We didn't have a lot of resources.

He did. He did. I did not. My dad was a mechanic. You live with two roommates in a log cabin with no heat. Come on. We didn't have a lot of resources.

No, he lived in the back of the convenience store he owned, which was behind the refrigerator. So he had to walk through the refrigerator to get to his apartment. It was ice cold. It had no windows. That's how I grew up.

No, he lived in the back of the convenience store he owned, which was behind the refrigerator. So he had to walk through the refrigerator to get to his apartment. It was ice cold. It had no windows. That's how I grew up.

To get to my dad. It was a studio apartment that was behind the cooler. That's us who raised me.

To get to my dad. It was a studio apartment that was behind the cooler. That's us who raised me.

In his own way. Yeah. Except definitely hit a ceiling with how to deal with certain issues.

In his own way. Yeah. Except definitely hit a ceiling with how to deal with certain issues.

So I had to go out of that. Figure it out. To figure out other ways. I'm not living behind the Bud Light cooler. Yeah. That's not my end game. For sure. I like something a little more elevated.

So I had to go out of that. Figure it out. To figure out other ways. I'm not living behind the Bud Light cooler. Yeah. That's not my end game. For sure. I like something a little more elevated.

To the wives.

To the wives.

Sam, wherever you at. We missed you. Here's your soup. Cheers, Sam. Thanks for doing this to me.

Sam, wherever you at. We missed you. Here's your soup. Cheers, Sam. Thanks for doing this to me.

Smell me. Smell me.

Smell me. Smell me.

What's his show called? Bet Online?

What's his show called? Bet Online?

Pac-Man Jones Show.

Pac-Man Jones Show.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No cap.

No cap.

Smell me, no cap.

Smell me, no cap.

Really? Missed that talk spot.

Really? Missed that talk spot.

I bet.

I bet.

I was dating a guy that lived in Decatur when I was turned 21, and my stepdad bought me a 38 for my car just to go see him.

I was dating a guy that lived in Decatur when I was turned 21, and my stepdad bought me a 38 for my car just to go see him.

It was different.

It was different.

Two weeks later?

Two weeks later?

What happened?

What happened?

But set the people on fire?

But set the people on fire?

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

Wow.

Wow.

That's a normal day in the hood?

That's a normal day in the hood?

I don't want any of that in my hood.

I don't want any of that in my hood.

That's scary. I don't think anyone does.

That's scary. I don't think anyone does.

Of course, yeah. I mean, I grew up trailer trash, and you don't think about it. And then you come out and you go, huh, yeah, that maybe wasn't the best. It wasn't like what you're talking about. But it's definitely not how I live today.

Of course, yeah. I mean, I grew up trailer trash, and you don't think about it. And then you come out and you go, huh, yeah, that maybe wasn't the best. It wasn't like what you're talking about. But it's definitely not how I live today.

Yeah, and you thought it was normal.

Yeah, and you thought it was normal.

But they didn't grow up with money.

But they didn't grow up with money.

Like high school.

Like high school.

They see what earned that. I'm blessed with the kids.

They see what earned that. I'm blessed with the kids.

That's why you had to be good in fighting?

That's why you had to be good in fighting?

I see, I see, I see what you mean.

I see, I see, I see what you mean.

I got you.

I got you.

How much would you get paid?

How much would you get paid?

How much would you get paid?

How much would you get paid?

Shut up. Really?

Shut up. Really?

That's not a bad business model.

That's not a bad business model.

So what did you like about fighting?

So what did you like about fighting?

Yeah, I know. What did you like about it? Like the power of it? Like the adrenaline of it? All of it?

Yeah, I know. What did you like about it? Like the power of it? Like the adrenaline of it? All of it?

Yeah. Like what?

Yeah. Like what?

Your dad got killed in front of you?

Your dad got killed in front of you?

How?

How?

But why? Fight?

But why? Fight?

I love long stories.

I love long stories.

What was it about?

What was it about?

Okay.

Okay.

I got you. That would be horrible.

I got you. That would be horrible.

Yeah, that had to be horrible.

Yeah, that had to be horrible.

I'm super curious, though. I'm curious.

I'm super curious, though. I'm curious.

That would be a terrible question to ask. Yeah, it would be. Do you like CeeLo Green? No, you keep going.

That would be a terrible question to ask. Yeah, it would be. Do you like CeeLo Green? No, you keep going.

Who doesn't?

Who doesn't?

Let's have a glass of wine.

Let's have a glass of wine.

I'm fascinated by people like yourself who come from really difficult backgrounds and circumstances, no matter what they are, and become something great because you obviously became something really great. So there had to be some piece of you that valued yourself or understood the world in a different way than the people you grew up with, right?

I'm fascinated by people like yourself who come from really difficult backgrounds and circumstances, no matter what they are, and become something great because you obviously became something really great. So there had to be some piece of you that valued yourself or understood the world in a different way than the people you grew up with, right?

Because there are people you grew up with that are probably still doing that or dead or whatever, but you didn't do that. So why?

Because there are people you grew up with that are probably still doing that or dead or whatever, but you didn't do that. So why?

But that's a great why.

But that's a great why.

Right? Yeah.

Right? Yeah.

Gotcha. I know Camp Creek.

Gotcha. I know Camp Creek.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

Well, that's great. That's a gift.

Well, that's great. That's a gift.

Right? That family, that community is a gift.

Right? That family, that community is a gift.

Thank you. Oh, God.

Thank you. Oh, God.

Thank you for coming. Thank you.

Thank you for coming. Thank you.

I didn't get your clink. I missed you. I'll take it.

I didn't get your clink. I missed you. I'll take it.

He'll come in for dessert.

He'll come in for dessert.

Yeah. You think?

Yeah. You think?

So you've been together at least 19 years. We have. How long before? Was it just 19?

It'll be 19 in October.

A strip club? Were you stripping?

Oh, I thought maybe she, no, just kidding.

You don't go? You haven't been? He doesn't invite me. You've never been? Oh, I've been to a strip club, but not with him.

I've been to Crazy Girls in L.A. Okay. I've been to... We've been to Magic City.

I've never been to any in Atlanta because I had family that worked there.

In Atlanta, at the Gold Club in Atlanta.

I had a brother, sister, they're both my cousins that worked at the Gold Club. Okay.

Gold Club was the place when, I mean, I don't think I'm older than y'all.

Magic City.

Well, I've never been to a black strip club. It is.

That tracks.

So he clearly didn't keep that promise.

He's from Georgia. He's from Georgia, I think, right there.

My trainer is African-American and grew up in Cedartown. He lives in L.A. I see him three days a week. Cedartown? Cedartown, Georgia. Yeah, he grew up in Cedartown. And I love that man. He's the most amazing man. He's one of my best friends.

So Mikkel and I will get in a very heated discussion where we just get louder and louder. But he and I don't think we're yelling. And then I'll get in the car with my friend Sandy, who's Chinese, and she goes, that was so upsetting. You guys were just yelling at each other.

I was yelling? We weren't yelling at all. It's really fascinating because she grew up in Boston.

No, no, she hasn't.

You did? Yeah.

I do not.

In Boston? What was it about?

I saw Belly. You saw Belly? A long time ago, yes.

He doesn't know anything about me. He thinks he knows everything and he does not. We're in couples therapy. We're in couples therapy. We should be because somebody is 90% self-focused.

You've won three?

Shouldn't it be a win-win?

Me.

I love that movie. And I hate it also because it's a representation of what people go through. It's awful. And it was beautifully done. It was a great movie. I've seen that movie. I made my kids watch that movie when they were in high school. We're doing the same.

I just learned I think that's called being agnostic, where you're not religious, but you're very spiritual and you believe in God, where you believe in a God and you pray to God and you do sort of religious practices without adhering to religion. So I think that's what I am. I grew up Southern Baptist, but my mom was also Maharishi, Mahishi yogi. What is that?

That's like some kind of meditation, like they were all white and Birkenstocks and ate macrobiotic.

We'd be here without him.

And he goes, welcome. Have a seat in my living room. Would you like some water?

What if it's a chick?

Oh, Jesus, Lord.

Why would you try to fuck God? That's ridiculous.

That doesn't make sense.

That's our clip. Hold on. Hey, guys, we've got a great episode. That's pretty arrogant to think that she would be into him. It's arrogant, don't you think?

God also created him.

So if she's into you, why would she be into you? Crazy, that's not the way it works. That's not the way it works. What if I try to fuck God? Can I tell you what's crazy? That's so arrogant.

God, this is tish. I am not into God. I'm just an innocent bystander. I wasn't even supposed to be in this episode. Oh, my God. I would have worn a tracksuit. I would have dressed up. He just told me two minutes before it started, you're making biscuits. And I was like, what?

It's too dry. No, this is not how I make biscuits. This is somebody else's recipe. I would not have done it. I make biscuits with my white Louis. I love it.

I don't know this biscuit. I say she's autistically honest. It's corn cheddar something. I've never made anything like this before. It's so dry. I don't know what to do with it.

It's got eggs. Maybe a little. It needs more water. I keep putting water in it, and it's just not enough water. I don't put water in my biscuits.

How do you make biscuits?

It's so easy. It's so simple.

It's my grandma's recipe.

But I will. It's super easy. You know, they got them things at Kroger. It looked like it was going to, like, did you have corn that you put in it? Yes, it was cream corn, which has some moisture, but it's not enough.

I think I may need to turn it out and just work it with my hands. I think the bowl suits that.

They're mussels, yeah.

They're kind of like clams.

Oh, you're not into that?

Oyster adjacent.

It's oyster adjacent.

So who cooks with y'all?

That's awesome.

From Snake River.

So good.

Don't shit on your daughters, cooks.

She's gotten better.

She's more balanced up here. She's more balanced.

You miss it?

No?

Well, that's a gift.

That's amazing.

But that's such a blessing. That's really a gift that you quit when you were ready and you're good with it. Because so many people don't get that opportunity. They get injured and it's over and they're not done. That's really it.

It was a season, right? Season of your life. That was part of that.

I see.

That was wild.

Well, when you were playing, I was raising kids. I wasn't watching football.

That's surprising. Yeah, he was a city slicker.

Based on your childhood, gangster's a stretch.

I believe that.

Yeah.

So no wonder you don't miss it.

That's not it? Mm-mm. What do you not miss?

So you moved on.

Listen, I grew up watching NFL football. Have you ever heard the term make it rain?

Yes.

But is it kind of refreshing to know somebody who isn't familiar with your history?

Okay, good. I'm sorry. I'm just explaining.

I'll come with you anywhere.

Her godfather owns Magic City.

Okay, and Magic City's the strip club you were talking about, right? Mm-hmm.

Well, I did take a couple lessons, you know, some serious.

For fun. I thought it would be really fun. Are you for real? I'm being dead serious.

I love it, Leah. Did not. Yeah, whatever. I did not grow up like, even like ballet dancing, not dancing at all. And I thought it was fun to do with my girlfriend. It was awesome.

I would love to go to Magic City.

I would. It would be super fun.

I think it would be really fun.

That's funny.

I wonder if he thinks noon was like a suggestion. I wonder if he thought noon was a suggested time.

This is our relationship.

At this point, he's on 24, 36.

We just got him to commit yesterday, so he forgot in 24 hours.

He's on sap time.

I smoke weed four times. You do gummies? Gummies made me.

I did gummies one time to sleep. You on the ayahuasca.

Yes, I do. What is it?

Do you think I've ever been to a crack house?

I think you can answer that.

No, I don't want to do that.

Come make biscuits for us.

I was hoping there was another bacon cheese.

Sit down so you're on camera.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

With or without the snip-snip, right?

Holy shit. I'm about to pass out.

To the doctor and he said, you're going to put that back together, right?

Well, I haven't seen it myself, but I can tell you.

Hell no, I don't want him recording that.

Peer up, peer up.

No, no, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. I don't need to see that on a regular day.

Yeah. I had my first baby. You see that head? It's...

Enormous. First baby had that head. And I pushed literally for three and a half hours. And then they botched my epidural. So it became a spinal. So I would go from full paralysis to full pain. Full paralysis to full pain. I threw up for three and a half hours straight. Oh, that happened to my sister. It was terrible. And that big ass head.

They had to, like, snip and get in and, like, twist her and get her out.

Because she was only 23 weeks?

But why? Why was she? Girl?

Why was she born early? Do they know?

There's no medical reason.

Mine was, we had to induce mine.