TikToker 'put the dog on the phone'
Appearances
Candace
Straight Husbands vs Ryan Reynolds | Tucker Carlson vs Brigitte Macron | Candace Ep 161
I can tell you what's happening here. I have the answer, right? Normally this is not the sort of thing I would give two about, but every woman in my family is obsessed. So apparently like junior high kids, they've like leaked all these text messages. And here's one supposedly from Ryan Reynolds. And what's that? What's that last line? What's that last line? Oh, he's gay. Oh, yeah.
Candace
Straight Husbands vs Ryan Reynolds | Tucker Carlson vs Brigitte Macron | Candace Ep 161
See, straight guys don't say that. Straight guys don't say that. And that's I'm not some like conservative. And I'm like, man, God, just straight guys don't say that. They don't say that. And as soon as you look at him in that light, you're like, yeah, yeah. And on a side note, I worked in Los Angeles for years and spent a lot of time in West Hollywood doing jobs. Gay guys are great.
Candace
Straight Husbands vs Ryan Reynolds | Tucker Carlson vs Brigitte Macron | Candace Ep 161
I love gay guys. There's also bad ones because they're just normal people. I have zero problem. There's nothing wrong with being gay in any way, but he definitely is. Oh, he is. This is from 2017. So Ryan Gosling wins an award, and as a bit, Ryan Reynolds, Andrew Garfield. That's funny. That's funny to steal Ryan Gosling's little moment there. I'm willing to commit to a bit. An impassioned kiss?
Candace
Straight Husbands vs Ryan Reynolds | Tucker Carlson vs Brigitte Macron | Candace Ep 161
Okay, exhibit C. So when you get a beard, a woman that will disguise your gayness, going younger is better. Not only young, but objectively stupid. She's not very intelligent compared to him. He's very quick-witted. He's also very charismatic. Gay men just, they have a light in their eyes that straight men don't have. We don't. We don't. There's a twinkle, okay? Gay men look like that.
Candace
Straight Husbands vs Ryan Reynolds | Tucker Carlson vs Brigitte Macron | Candace Ep 161
I've spent enough time around them. I have great gaydar. Straight men look like that. And you might go, oh, look at his shirt. Oh, look at his head. No. Look at his dead eyes. Straight. Gay. So that's all that's happening. It's He's a closeted gay man. And that's just when you deny yourself that truth, you're just going to do weird, crazy.
Candace
Straight Husbands vs Ryan Reynolds | Tucker Carlson vs Brigitte Macron | Candace Ep 161
And everyone around you is going to have a hard time because you're like trying to fit this square piece in a circle.