The Duchess
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I was just in the house and our friend Anna, she had borrowed a sweater for me. It's blue and it's from Quince. It's gorgeous and it fits so well. And when she was wearing it, I was like, I want it back.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
It was a pure accident. He just sat down and got up there. It's the classic slip and fall. Yeah, classic.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, of course. Okay. Also, do you think it was full?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Also, that's what I'm thinking about, the cap in you.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I just wish he didn't have to ride his bike.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
But he also doesn't have a car. The only mode of transportation he has is that bike. That's a little telling.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
But the deepest part, I feel like, is the center.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
No, you said from the bottom of my heart and then it made me think.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
But I'm just saying bottom of the heart doesn't feel that much more important than the middle of the heart, the core, the pulsing part.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, I'm just curious who made that up.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Oh, my God. Well, you're more likely to run into Rob. I'm shocked you didn't run into Rob.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
You probably did. But, oh, man, that would have been great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I hope juicy isn't an operative word.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I was at Molly's gym and she has a Peloton. And every time I'm there, I try to sneak up there and get a little workout. Steal a little sash. Steal a sash because it is so fun.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yes. And any chance you can make working out fun, I'll take it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
But is he a hero? Is it like he comes in to help save the day?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Is it a ding, ding, ding? Did he get admitted to the psychiatric ward?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I just don't want to go there. Don't ask questions.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Can you tell us the weirdest object or are you not allowed?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, we look forward to hearing from you again.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I can't believe I missed him at Maru. That's sad.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Well, I think often there's another person involved.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I can't imagine being pregnant and dealing with this. It is hellish.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Interesting. Oh, I'm so sorry. You look like Phoebe Waller-Bridge. She's very attractive.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Yeah, like that. That is crazy. Thanks for sharing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Immediate infection smell. Oh, infection smell is such a bad combo of words.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
One time Dak said you should put a Jolly Rancher in there.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
They have great personalities. They have to. Yeah. You have to be so mentally tough.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
And we're like, all right, there we go.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
What happens if the scarf comes off and you go, you can't help it sometimes.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
I almost said something really bad. I'm not going to say it. She deserves.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
You're going to let your cat lick your open brain?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
And also, she didn't do her research. Cats love human brains. They eat them.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
God! She was kind of like Voldemort. You know when What's-His-Name's wearing the scarf and then he takes it off and Voldemort's there? Yes, Professor Quirrell. I literally was thinking that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
So we don't know if she was nice or not. Maybe that was part of the delirium.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
All signs point to she turned into a cat. I think her brain turned into a cat brain. And now she thinks she's a cat.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Ew, probably. This is what happens with people who love cats. They love them way too much.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Nurses II
Oh. Foreign body. Rectal foreign body.