Ted Danson

Obviously, I'm not that person. I have two beautiful kids. I'll leave it at that. I was going, well, truly, you can fuck up any relationship, and it's you, Ted, that's doing it. So... Maybe you need to just not be in a relationship. And we met, and we became friends, having declared to each other that same kind of feeling that we both had of being kind of flops at relationships.

And just fell head over... We fell head over heels, I'll speak for myself, in love. And, you know, have been inseparable ever since.

And just fell head over... We fell head over heels, I'll speak for myself, in love. And, you know, have been inseparable ever since.

And just fell head over... We fell head over heels, I'll speak for myself, in love. And, you know, have been inseparable ever since.

29 married, 31 together. I mean, that's incredible. No way. That's amazing. Wow.

29 married, 31 together. I mean, that's incredible. No way. That's amazing. Wow.

29 married, 31 together. I mean, that's incredible. No way. That's amazing. Wow.

He's showing us Mary on a screensaver. This is yesterday. Come on. That's so fucking great, dude. That's why my life really works, truly. Yeah.

He's showing us Mary on a screensaver. This is yesterday. Come on. That's so fucking great, dude. That's why my life really works, truly. Yeah.

He's showing us Mary on a screensaver. This is yesterday. Come on. That's so fucking great, dude. That's why my life really works, truly. Yeah.

You've done it all.

You've done it all.

You've done it all.

Like which one... I want to keep trying to experience what it is to be funny or explore the... human frailty or whatever you want to call it. It can be drama as long as it has wit, you know, and humor somewhere in there. But I want to know what that's like at every age. I want to keep acting and I'm 77 in a few months. Wow. It's different. It's different. Trying to figure out how to be funny.

Like which one... I want to keep trying to experience what it is to be funny or explore the... human frailty or whatever you want to call it. It can be drama as long as it has wit, you know, and humor somewhere in there. But I want to know what that's like at every age. I want to keep acting and I'm 77 in a few months. Wow. It's different. It's different. Trying to figure out how to be funny.

Like which one... I want to keep trying to experience what it is to be funny or explore the... human frailty or whatever you want to call it. It can be drama as long as it has wit, you know, and humor somewhere in there. But I want to know what that's like at every age. I want to keep acting and I'm 77 in a few months. Wow. It's different. It's different. Trying to figure out how to be funny.

Hey, you know what? We've been on this fucking podcast for like almost an hour and that's the first time anyone has said how good I look.

Hey, you know what? We've been on this fucking podcast for like almost an hour and that's the first time anyone has said how good I look.

Hey, you know what? We've been on this fucking podcast for like almost an hour and that's the first time anyone has said how good I look.

Hey, all three of you may have made me laugh so much over the years. And you do have different styles. Not today. Are you kidding me? You should have seen me while you all were bantering. I was doing spit takes. They told me not to.