Taylor Troesh
Appearances
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
#define: piggyback (Friends)
Yeah, I get in trouble at home. My wife's like, we're going to have to pay for Botox if you keep on doing that. Because I just do it all day. I'm just like...
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Oh, actually, I've got a good one now.
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Yeah. Give me Shakespeare, brah. Shakespeare it is. Give me Shakespeare, brah.
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Dan Tan. Dan Tan. Dan Tan.
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Sounds like a PhD thing, dude.
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yeah yeah that's that's exactly how it feels and then he becomes like a shakespearean scholar yeah yeah there you go and that's it romeo and uh julian right like that i love that book oh yeah you've modernized it modern nah dude i read it in the original latin
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Oh, okay. That was just for you guys.
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We'll deal with that one.
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I just found out my mom's been lying to me for a long time. She's been telling me that I'm cool, but she's been telling other people that I'm lame. Really? Yeah, dude. This is a crisis. Recent crisis.
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Dude, she went on the news. She announced it in front of the public.
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It's like you're destined to write a book now. It's like, yeah.
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J. Lee. Just not to one-up you, but my mom named me Trailer Trash, dude.
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she had no clue is that what she said on the news no no no that was that was like when i when i was in like elementary school it's like hey mom why didn't you be trailer trash she's like oh i could see how people would see that i was like yeah she didn't she didn't see that coming huh i didn't put those two together until just now i feel like i did but also i feel like it might have been the first thing you ever said to me taylor was that
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No rat tail right now. This weekend, I actually had a mustache goatee thing. I was trying to look like somebody that would tie somebody to train tracks. And I successfully did it.
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I did a song at a conference and wanted to look like a villain villainous creature I was explaining to someone how I knew you and I was like I met him at a conference he had a hair tie he had a fanny pack full of babies
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You'd be surprised. Very small little plastic babies. And you slip them in people's pockets when nobody's looking. Oh.
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I was doing the same thing. She just looked like a stone-faced Tamagotchi. Yeah.
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Dude, you have the same middle name as Sarah J. Moss. Did you realize that?
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I think it was the mythological one. Brook? River? River brook? A rocky enclave of a brook? That sounds... Can't get anything from Stonewall Carroll over there.
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What were the other ones? Give me the one word. Reviews.
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I am thinking, you know, my heart is telling me. Tell us about your heart. Eggs, dude. We got to go to bed.
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She's on her own side.
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It was kind of like... Michael Collins knew the truth.
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No, I wasn't. I use that word every single day, and it's correct usage, dude.
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Oh, oh, a cracked bunyip. Mm-hmm.
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Lots of anti-moon sentiment in this area. Oh, yeah.
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There's only so much paper. That's the problem.
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That's true. Trees. Yeah. That's why they're cutting down the trees, guys.
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Well, I think they'd be more like caviar, wouldn't it? I mean, they're tiny. Yeah, but what if they lay like a ton of them? This could be an untapped natural resource. Well, they're a lot harder to catch than chickens. You just have a fist of them after the gym.
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How much are hummingbird eggs?
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Why don't we talk about Bruno? That's probably universal.
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I've heard that there's a difference of eggs in the UK versus the US, and you can just eat raw eggs in the UK, and you can't in the US. I'm not sure. I heard that.
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Just to be clear, they weren't actual babies that I had.
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Yeah, they're plastic. Oh, fuck. You buy them in bulk. Where do you get those?
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No, no, bookstore. I get it from the bookstore. The bookstore? Amazon.
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I don't know. Ask Carol. She reads books.
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The second one. Good choice.
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It's two shots of fireball and LaCroix. Pomplamoose LaCroix.
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You should. Something like that, yeah.
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There's a new doctor in town. She's gone beyond a master's and she's gone all the way to doctorate.
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Accidentally used my master's degree today. Just by accident, I was right again. Can't even get it wrong. You try to get it wrong.
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Always right, Carol J. People are saying. Everyone knows. I wouldn't call her right.
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Moving thing. The moving vehicle.
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Moving object, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's the movie. No, that one's fake, dude. No, that one's fake.
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Wait, how close am I to winning?
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So close. I could still come back, right? Yeah.
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Wasn't I the one that invited Carol? Dude. Yeah. What were you thinking? She didn't seem smart when I was talking to her.
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Is this for changelog plus people?
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I was trying to help him plug.
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I'm going back. I'm gonna choose that. It's a piggyback. What's your I-D-E? I'm gonna choose that too. What sandwich you having for lunch, baby? I don't know. I just want to know. I'm not gonna copy it. What kind of... It's better.
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I want to take this time to coin a phrase. I think we should be calling self-driving cars. We should be calling them autos.
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I mean, it's literally true. I know, but it's fell out of fashion. People don't say auto anymore. If somebody's like, excuse me, sir, would you like to get in my vehicle? I'd be like, no thanks.
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Oh, you won't know when it hits.
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And for the listeners, caverite is spelled favorite with a C. It's a really dumb word. I'm already against it.