Taylor Troesh

F-R-Y?

F-R-Y?

Not P-H-R-E-Y?

Not P-H-R-E-Y?

I have no idea that.

I have no idea that.

Yeah, I get in trouble at home. My wife's like, we're going to have to pay for Botox if you keep on doing that. Because I just do it all day. I'm just like...

Yeah, I get in trouble at home. My wife's like, we're going to have to pay for Botox if you keep on doing that. Because I just do it all day. I'm just like...

Oh, actually, I've got a good one now.

Oh, actually, I've got a good one now.

Yeah. Give me Shakespeare, brah. Shakespeare it is. Give me Shakespeare, brah.

Yeah. Give me Shakespeare, brah. Shakespeare it is. Give me Shakespeare, brah.

Dan Tan. Dan Tan. Dan Tan.

Dan Tan. Dan Tan. Dan Tan.

Sounds like a PhD thing, dude.

Sounds like a PhD thing, dude.

Books. Books.

Books. Books.

yeah yeah that's that's exactly how it feels and then he becomes like a shakespearean scholar yeah yeah there you go and that's it romeo and uh julian right like that i love that book oh yeah you've modernized it modern nah dude i read it in the original latin

yeah yeah that's that's exactly how it feels and then he becomes like a shakespearean scholar yeah yeah there you go and that's it romeo and uh julian right like that i love that book oh yeah you've modernized it modern nah dude i read it in the original latin

Oh, okay. That was just for you guys.

Oh, okay. That was just for you guys.

We'll deal with that one.

We'll deal with that one.

I just found out my mom's been lying to me for a long time. She's been telling me that I'm cool, but she's been telling other people that I'm lame. Really? Yeah, dude. This is a crisis. Recent crisis.

I just found out my mom's been lying to me for a long time. She's been telling me that I'm cool, but she's been telling other people that I'm lame. Really? Yeah, dude. This is a crisis. Recent crisis.

Dude, she went on the news. She announced it in front of the public.

Dude, she went on the news. She announced it in front of the public.

Dude, that's so cool.

Dude, that's so cool.

It's like you're destined to write a book now. It's like, yeah.

It's like you're destined to write a book now. It's like, yeah.

J. Lee. Just not to one-up you, but my mom named me Trailer Trash, dude.

J. Lee. Just not to one-up you, but my mom named me Trailer Trash, dude.

she had no clue is that what she said on the news no no no that was that was like when i when i was in like elementary school it's like hey mom why didn't you be trailer trash she's like oh i could see how people would see that i was like yeah she didn't she didn't see that coming huh i didn't put those two together until just now i feel like i did but also i feel like it might have been the first thing you ever said to me taylor was that

she had no clue is that what she said on the news no no no that was that was like when i when i was in like elementary school it's like hey mom why didn't you be trailer trash she's like oh i could see how people would see that i was like yeah she didn't she didn't see that coming huh i didn't put those two together until just now i feel like i did but also i feel like it might have been the first thing you ever said to me taylor was that

No rat tail right now. This weekend, I actually had a mustache goatee thing. I was trying to look like somebody that would tie somebody to train tracks. And I successfully did it.

No rat tail right now. This weekend, I actually had a mustache goatee thing. I was trying to look like somebody that would tie somebody to train tracks. And I successfully did it.

I did a song at a conference and wanted to look like a villain villainous creature I was explaining to someone how I knew you and I was like I met him at a conference he had a hair tie he had a fanny pack full of babies

I did a song at a conference and wanted to look like a villain villainous creature I was explaining to someone how I knew you and I was like I met him at a conference he had a hair tie he had a fanny pack full of babies

You'd be surprised. Very small little plastic babies. And you slip them in people's pockets when nobody's looking. Oh.

You'd be surprised. Very small little plastic babies. And you slip them in people's pockets when nobody's looking. Oh.

I was doing the same thing. She just looked like a stone-faced Tamagotchi. Yeah.

I was doing the same thing. She just looked like a stone-faced Tamagotchi. Yeah.

Dude, you have the same middle name as Sarah J. Moss. Did you realize that?

Dude, you have the same middle name as Sarah J. Moss. Did you realize that?

I think it was the mythological one. Brook? River? River brook? A rocky enclave of a brook? That sounds... Can't get anything from Stonewall Carroll over there.

I think it was the mythological one. Brook? River? River brook? A rocky enclave of a brook? That sounds... Can't get anything from Stonewall Carroll over there.

What were the other ones? Give me the one word. Reviews.

What were the other ones? Give me the one word. Reviews.

I am thinking, you know, my heart is telling me. Tell us about your heart. Eggs, dude. We got to go to bed.

I am thinking, you know, my heart is telling me. Tell us about your heart. Eggs, dude. We got to go to bed.

She's on her own side.

She's on her own side.

It was kind of like... Michael Collins knew the truth.

It was kind of like... Michael Collins knew the truth.

No, I wasn't. I use that word every single day, and it's correct usage, dude.

No, I wasn't. I use that word every single day, and it's correct usage, dude.

Oh, oh, a cracked bunyip. Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, a cracked bunyip. Mm-hmm.

Lots of anti-moon sentiment in this area. Oh, yeah.

Lots of anti-moon sentiment in this area. Oh, yeah.

There's only so much paper. That's the problem.

There's only so much paper. That's the problem.

That's true. Trees. Yeah. That's why they're cutting down the trees, guys.

That's true. Trees. Yeah. That's why they're cutting down the trees, guys.

Well, I think they'd be more like caviar, wouldn't it? I mean, they're tiny. Yeah, but what if they lay like a ton of them? This could be an untapped natural resource. Well, they're a lot harder to catch than chickens. You just have a fist of them after the gym.

Well, I think they'd be more like caviar, wouldn't it? I mean, they're tiny. Yeah, but what if they lay like a ton of them? This could be an untapped natural resource. Well, they're a lot harder to catch than chickens. You just have a fist of them after the gym.

How much are hummingbird eggs?

How much are hummingbird eggs?

Why don't we talk about Bruno? That's probably universal.

Why don't we talk about Bruno? That's probably universal.

I've heard that there's a difference of eggs in the UK versus the US, and you can just eat raw eggs in the UK, and you can't in the US. I'm not sure. I heard that.

I've heard that there's a difference of eggs in the UK versus the US, and you can just eat raw eggs in the UK, and you can't in the US. I'm not sure. I heard that.

Just to be clear, they weren't actual babies that I had.

Just to be clear, they weren't actual babies that I had.

Yeah, they're plastic. Oh, fuck. You buy them in bulk. Where do you get those?

Yeah, they're plastic. Oh, fuck. You buy them in bulk. Where do you get those?

No, no, bookstore. I get it from the bookstore. The bookstore? Amazon.

No, no, bookstore. I get it from the bookstore. The bookstore? Amazon.

I don't know. Ask Carol. She reads books.

I don't know. Ask Carol. She reads books.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The second one. Good choice.

The second one. Good choice.

It's two shots of fireball and LaCroix. Pomplamoose LaCroix.

It's two shots of fireball and LaCroix. Pomplamoose LaCroix.

You should. Something like that, yeah.

You should. Something like that, yeah.

Good name. Okay.

Good name. Okay.

Oh gosh.

Oh gosh.

There's a new doctor in town. She's gone beyond a master's and she's gone all the way to doctorate.

There's a new doctor in town. She's gone beyond a master's and she's gone all the way to doctorate.

President.

President.

Accidentally used my master's degree today. Just by accident, I was right again. Can't even get it wrong. You try to get it wrong.

Accidentally used my master's degree today. Just by accident, I was right again. Can't even get it wrong. You try to get it wrong.

Pulled a Carol today.

Pulled a Carol today.

Always right, Carol J. People are saying. Everyone knows. I wouldn't call her right.

Always right, Carol J. People are saying. Everyone knows. I wouldn't call her right.

Moving thing. The moving vehicle.

Moving thing. The moving vehicle.

Moving object, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Moving object, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the movie. No, that one's fake, dude. No, that one's fake.

It's the movie. No, that one's fake, dude. No, that one's fake.

Wait, how close am I to winning?

Wait, how close am I to winning?

So close. I could still come back, right? Yeah.

So close. I could still come back, right? Yeah.

Wasn't I the one that invited Carol? Dude. Yeah. What were you thinking? She didn't seem smart when I was talking to her.

Wasn't I the one that invited Carol? Dude. Yeah. What were you thinking? She didn't seem smart when I was talking to her.

Is this for changelog plus people?

Is this for changelog plus people?

I was trying to help him plug.

I was trying to help him plug.

I'm going back. I'm gonna choose that. It's a piggyback. What's your I-D-E? I'm gonna choose that too. What sandwich you having for lunch, baby? I don't know. I just want to know. I'm not gonna copy it. What kind of... It's better.

I'm going back. I'm gonna choose that. It's a piggyback. What's your I-D-E? I'm gonna choose that too. What sandwich you having for lunch, baby? I don't know. I just want to know. I'm not gonna copy it. What kind of... It's better.

I want to take this time to coin a phrase. I think we should be calling self-driving cars. We should be calling them autos.

I want to take this time to coin a phrase. I think we should be calling self-driving cars. We should be calling them autos.

I mean, it's literally true. I know, but it's fell out of fashion. People don't say auto anymore. If somebody's like, excuse me, sir, would you like to get in my vehicle? I'd be like, no thanks.

I mean, it's literally true. I know, but it's fell out of fashion. People don't say auto anymore. If somebody's like, excuse me, sir, would you like to get in my vehicle? I'd be like, no thanks.

Oh, you won't know when it hits.

Oh, you won't know when it hits.

And for the listeners, caverite is spelled favorite with a C. It's a really dumb word. I'm already against it.

And for the listeners, caverite is spelled favorite with a C. It's a really dumb word. I'm already against it.