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Two Parents & A Podcast

Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car

1163.353

Are they going to be able to color match our cabinets?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car

2050.929

And I love when we go for dinner.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car

2471.658

Hey, listen, there's every man for themselves out here.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car

39.336

What would you like to talk about?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Alcohol in our relationship, maternity leave scandal & we bought a car

44.779

You're not going to talk about that.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1059.026

What I'm just trying to figure out is are you okay with those four or do I need to get you a fifth? That's what I just have no idea.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

106.67

So, so here's what I was thinking. I was thinking like, what are the main reasons why, why three month old cries, right? Or why, why she cries. So obviously like hunger is one. So I think you nailed like just being on the offense. Two is diaper. So I think if you're committing to this, you, you got to go no diaper for the day.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1069.993

Cause when it comes to those four, like they're easy. They're easy. I obviously like, I know what I'm getting you.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1113.51

And are you supposed to get your baby gifts on Christmas?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1130.066

Yeah, I'd always said stocks and gifts. And I'm still a massive proponent on the stock thing. I double down on that big time.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1142.452

Because I want to encourage financial literacy. I feel like, yeah, sorry.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1166.949

I feel like I'll get killed for this again, but like, you know, growing up, I loved my upbringing. I loved the way my parents raised me. Um, but I do think there was an element or a component of financial literacy that just like was never really there. Like learning about taxes, you know, I didn't buy my first stock till I was in my mid twenties. Um,

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1191.167

And so, like, these are things that I just want her to understand because they're really important in regards to how the world works. So in high school, I want her to know about taxes.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1202.92

I want her to understand taxes. I want her to understand, you know... Sorry, I'm just looking at her. She's so cute. Yeah, I want her to understand how the stock market works and what the value of, how to value a company and all the other jazz.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1231.471

I just think it starts early. Obviously, like they can't understand it for a long time, but.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1244.575

I don't know. I haven't figured out what the strategy is in terms of, like, do we, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Well, it's a challenge because I largely just, if we're going to get into the nitty gritty, I largely just buy ETFs. And that over time, just riding index works out pretty well.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1269.321

But when it comes to her education, I think it's important for her to understand buying the index and owning an S&P 500 ETF versus owning a single stock. So I think that we'll go 50-50. Okay. every year so we'll buy her like some s p 500 this year maybe maybe put a little leverage on it or and also a single stock that has to do with her okay what's the stock

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1299.847

I was just going to say, I'm going to find a cool dairy stock for her to buy.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

130.894

No, because that way you see it happen, you clean it up right away, and you're moving forward.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1304.49

The problem is dairy consumption in the U.S. has been on a pretty tough cycle. But I'm like weirdly semi-bullish dairy.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1319.202

I'll send her the email. Maybe we can read the email on the podcast.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1325.867

Yeah. I still haven't emailed her.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1332.944

Yeah, I don't know what to say. I felt like I should have got the email out there the first day and I didn't get the email out the first day. No time like the present. So now it's like, when's she going to get the first one from... T-Boon Pickens.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

138.159

You're going to get dirty. But you're getting dirty to avoid the cry.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

143.382

She would not cry. A baby wouldn't cry if they went to the bathroom on you.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

149.966

Then burping I was really confused about because I noticed that when I'm feeding her and I stop the feed because she's so hungry and she starts burping, and you start burping her, she cries. Mm-hmm. Versus if I don't burp her, I feel like she doesn't cry, but she'll just throw up. So I think burping leads to more crying. So I don't know. I think I could do under five.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1552.861

I think it's really tricky because – I think that no matter what you do, the minute that a kid is incorporated into any component of the online world, people are going to judge you. I think there's no winning everything here. And so it's all about what we as parents are comfortable with. And I think that, yeah, as you said, we...

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1589.181

we want to make sure that we're lifting her up and, um, and not, and not, not putting her down. Um, and I guess instead putting down a different mom influencer, as ironic as that is, but yeah, like that style of content to me is, um,

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1610.868

that to me like definitely rubs me the wrong way but i'm sure that you know a lot of the stuff we put out people are like i can't believe you're you're you know talking about xyz and your kid like how are you talking about your childbirth on the internet

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

17.79

I'm still a massive proponent on the stock thing. I like double down on that.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1708.211

Yeah, and the one-liner that I think we both got really comfortable with is anything we go out and say or record, we want to be comfortable sitting down with her and her listening to it and watching it. Because inevitably that will likely happen at some point. And so, did I say that right? I feel like we have kind of a better one-liner.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1738.931

Like, yeah, the intention is that that we everything we say, we say through the lens that she'll eventually watch it or she'll eventually listen to it, regardless of if she does. And and I think the bigger point.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1753.178

And so that's I think specifically this combo, what I find really weird about is like, I just see how those kids like I worry about them getting made fun of because of all of the negative content their parents are making about them online.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

177.461

Honestly, I think I could do three. I would try to do zero. I think I could firmly do under three.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1799.201

Yeah. I think like what all this comes down to is, you know, we've obviously talked through it, but I think one of the coolest things about the way you make content is just how quickly and naturally and organically you like get it out there and so it's just kind of kind of feels like what's on your mind is what goes up and um i also think what boils what's to say something nice oh do it

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1834.757

Yeah, because I was thinking of the right words. I think I'm moving a little slow today. Not because I'm hungover. Yeah, you got like 19 hours of sleep. No, no, I'm literally not hungover. I think the type of content that you're making really does resonate with a lot of different moms out there. And so I'm proud of it. I think it's cool.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1878.922

Yeah. If you were to describe the situation today before she came, I would have been very uncomfortable with it.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1892.886

Yeah. Yeah. I'm following, I'm following your lead on this. I'm definitely still newer to me, but having fun with it. And, and I like the, the, I like the, It feels like what you're doing is really resonating with a lot of mothers.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

191.246

Oh, but that was the other thing. So I was thinking about all the things. So she gets cold. Make the house really hot.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1942.855

I think I sent you an article about Bitcoin surpassing one hundred thousand dollars.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1985.714

Wait. Do you have a Robinhood account?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

1989.715

Okay, we got to get to this. We'll deal with this this week.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2.694

We like rented a car and went out Alligator touring. Oh my gosh. I forgot about that. Are you supposed to get your baby gifts on Christmas?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2008.34

I think it's... I mean, I'm sure this will get clipped if it doesn't go my way. I think it's more likely to get to a million than it is 50,000. Okay.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2017.506

Yeah. Things can go up. Things can go down. It will go up. It will go down.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2025.718

I don't think I'll ever sell my Bitcoin.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2030.961

No, I think I'll just hold it as an asset.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2045.449

We'll have to decide when it's given to her. But I guess if it's hers, she can sell it. I sure as hell hope she doesn't.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

206.209

But can we... I think that's exactly my point. Can we predict what she wants before she tells us? That's the challenge you're kind of going through.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2068.973

Well, that's the importance of financial literacy and making those decisions.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

217.25

Or just not let her wear a diaper. She just doesn't wear a diaper.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2184.468

I think that any time you see the smartest people in the room getting excited about something, it makes sense to gain some exposure to that excitement, if you can.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2203.702

Um, yeah, like plain and simple, especially like I was living in San Francisco, uh, during, you know, the heyday of, of the boom and, and people there loved it and people that I really respected, um, had a lot of exposure to it. And, and so, you know, I kind of think about it as, uh, or I thought about it as a long time for schmuck insurance, which it kind of was.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2232.552

Yeah, I have a lot of things that haven't worked out well, especially in crypto.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2240.676

Do you want to hear actually a funny story?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2244.698

So I was on a bachelor party a few years back, and one of the guys on the bachelor party, he loved this random altcoin. It's like a really small coin. And the only place you could buy it was Bittrex. which is like some kind of smaller niche exchange. The main exchange that most people buy on is Coinbase.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2269.958

And so I went after the bachelor party and I bought a chunk of this coin and totally forgot about it. The other week I was on Coinbase just looking at what some of the altcoins they had on there was and I saw it listed. I was like, holy crap, I bought this many years ago. Let me see what it's worth. So I go back to my Bittrex account and Bittrex has closed.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2306.809

So like I get there and on the screen, there's like a crying baby being like, Bittrex no more, you know, sorry. Thank you so much for your support, but we're no longer operating in the US. And like my shit is gone.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2327.594

I would assume. The problem is like I don't, I just don't know. I don't know my entry price. And then I looked at my email. We can put some like little things up. And I had all these emails come through being like, last reminder, move it. Last reminder, we're closing down. But it was set up to an email that I didn't use.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2350.385

No, it's like an email dedicated for crypto stuff.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2360.01

I didn't think the exchange was closing. Okay?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2368.555

Yeah, but that's why like I think about it as like I think about it from the mindset that it could just be gone tomorrow. I also see how it goes to a million dollars from here.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2400.225

So one really interesting dynamic is, and I was out for a walk with a guy the other day, is a lot of the people who bought it super, super early lost it.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2415.331

Because there was just a bunch of different ways you could have lost it. So like there was an exchange called Mt. Gox, which was hacked. Um, like a lot of people put them in on these little cold storage devices and they lost the devices over the years because they bought Bitcoin at $800, $600 and there wasn't a secure place to store it. So they put it on these actual like drives. Um, okay.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2446.02

And like Celsius was a big one. A lot of people stored their crypto in Celsius. So it was like a weird thing where a lot of people, you know, they've lost it over time, but hopefully I know a lot of them also didn't lose it. So I guess that Bittrex thing, I don't even know where I was going with it, is like a common-ish occurrence.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2466.287

It's a frontier asset class that's becoming more and more mainstream. BlackRock suggesting 2% of your portfolio should be allocated to Bitcoin.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2475.411

That is very interesting. Trump may implement a national Bitcoin reserve. Several countries are already on that path or front running it in certain ways.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2510.595

And like I understood and understand that snake oil argument. Totally. It's undeniable. Like it's a really compelling argument. But as I said before, like there's a lot of really, really, really smart people who are excited about this. Do you want to bet against those smart people?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2528.642

Or do you want the schmuck insurance?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2532.004

And yeah, I think Bitcoin is like it was the ultimate schmuck insurance.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2540.399

Yeah, let's open up a Robinhood account for you this week and have you start trading stuff.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2555.452

It takes five minutes to set up.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

258.477

But do we think it's possible to go a full day with a three month old without them crying once?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2655.493

All right. So what failed you guys this week?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2735.665

I'm thinking. I put the wrong size diaper on her.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

274.528

I feel like this is like a very, that was a very PC answer.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2746.252

What's going on with these hipper stuff?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2753.796

I thought we were going to need to up, and then I figured out there was an N on there.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

283.68

You don't think it would be fun to try and do that?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2835.571

The C-H is something in... Yeah, couldn't tell you, but we do the C-H thing sometimes.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2844.283

Yeah. But we, as I've said, there needs to be some rebranding done to some of this holiday stuff.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2851.847

Yeah. Threw us a lot of people for a loop. There's a great video of smoking Robinson wishing, wishing someone happy Chinooka. I think Chinooka is a great, it's a great word.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2871.647

My big thing with Chanukah is we need to fix the dates. I hate this rotating schedule. It's just so confusing.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2881.513

Hanukkah is spelled two different ways.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2885.855

Yeah. Just one has a CH in front of it.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2891.419

Yeah, I believe so. But not totally 100% sure.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2905.055

Yeah, I mean, this is just like, as a religion, we don't need to overcomplicate things like this.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2913.477

It's already confusing enough with the rotating dates. One spelling, one pronunciation. Yeah.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

2955.199

Yeah, just I love the element of festiveness it adds to that room.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

297.089

Well, your eyebrows look great today.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

3070.071

it just like consistently blows my mind uh and this is i feel like i'm stating the obvious but whatever like as you i feel like i put all this time and energy into like you know parenting and being a child but like the fact that you also need to manage things like this as well as like

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

3094.434

take her well-being it's just it's amazing it's a big one though yeah like but i just like you almost like forget about it because you've not been doing it for three months but it's like no like this is a massive piece and you're just you're doing amazing like you're crushing it i know but i don't think you're understanding the problem that we're running into right now i am she she's eating more i listened so i need to increase the supply i know you got it but you got it but i like might not have it do you do you know

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

312.834

How much longer do you think your bedtime face regime is than most women?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

3151.86

And I know you'll do it because you're the best.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

35.017

You bring the heat with the intro? That's a little flat.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

353.798

I've never seen another woman go like that at night. And you do that every night in the mirror for like two to three minutes.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

378.797

I don't want to be on your TikTok, whatever you're saying.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

472.293

No, because as I walk down the street, I try not to look at the homes because so often people are on the patios. I just try to avoid eye contact. So I actually... I love our neighborhood.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

48.423

No, she sleeps like a rock. She's good.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

487.405

Our neighborhood, the people spend an outsized amount of time on their porch.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

492.948

And like you're not locked in. You're just kind of walking down. It's like a parade just waving. It's really intense.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

601.332

I feel like you have me signed up for all these things, right? I feel like I'm like signed up for some, like we did like the boat.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

607.017

light thing we went on the boat and we looked at all the lights and now we're doing like a walk where we're looking at all the lights so i feel like i'm like getting dragged to all these like little christmas things already this one doesn't sound that crazy to me you want to go i just feel like the lot some lobbies do it really well like that lobby that we were at in oklahoma city they crushed

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

63.325

I'm going to talk about what I thought about when we were cuddling this morning.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

637.316

So, like, I kind of like the lobbies.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

642.198

Yeah. I mean, I don't... I'm surprised you're not into it. I guess that's my point. I see you into more silly things. You watched The Grinch last night. I'd rather go to a lobby than watch The Grinch. That movie looked terrible.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

68.286

And I've been thinking a lot about this. Okay. If you committed your full day to making sure your three-month-old doesn't cry or limiting their amount of cries, what's the least amount of cries you think you could get?

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

734.495

Okay. I'm jolly. I'm jolly Harrison.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

740.336

No, no, no. I do. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

803.873

We, like, rented a car and went alligator touring. Oh, my gosh.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

869.339

I think we just went to all Grutman's spots.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

875.181

I mean, I love Grutman's spots, so they're the best.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

890.446

Yeah. We actually, we did quite a few. We did Delilah. We did Poppy. We did, uh, Carbone. We did. We, we had a fun little line.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

964.116

I got you Jordans. You got me the Birkenstocks.

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

980.627

So something for home. Something to wear. So something to home was the Uggs. Something to wear...

Two Parents & A Podcast

Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year

992.383

Then you got me those big Nike boots.