Tammy Brown
Appearances
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Okay, but I don't really like that color blue. Many of us Virgos don't like that because it's just too damn dark. And I switched it to turquoise and guess what else? Fuchsia. So I have two favorite colors. And then my lucky colors are green and purple. And purple is a healing color, like for healing light and stuff like that.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
So I'm always thinking about you while watching you during this beautiful podcast of yours that, you know, you're the purple light shining bright.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, I've learned something in Hollywood. You have to talk. And one of my lovers, though, the problem we have on our, he's a Taurus and I'm a Virgo. And how many do you have? Huh? He's the captain lover. I want a number. I just don't want to sound like a common tramp or fleazy.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I'm going to tell you what.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Hold the horn. Hold the horn here. Look, I'm not a bottom bitch. Oh, shit. And I know what a bottom bitch is. You know what a bottom bitch is? Tell me. The bottom bitch is the head whore in the stable of whores. That's the bottom bitch. Okay.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
And I learned that from the Iceberg Slim, the book Pimp, which has a great glossary, and then also I like Black Widow Mama Spider, which deals with a drag queen. But please look out. Iceberg Slim. Look for him. Look for him. Great stuff. Iceberg Slim. Iceberg Slim. But... Slim Shady. You would be my bottom bitch. I would? Yes. How am I going to be your bottom bitch?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Because you would be my bottom bitch. Like if I was Batman, you'd be Robin.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Your teeth shine in the moonlight.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I got you there.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Can I have another question, please?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, first of all, as an actress, my miniseries is... is going to be great and i can even play some of the parts myself and the acting right now is the part i'm playing so here we go inside the actor's studio inside the actor's studio i'm a must join for sag i always wanted us to remake the movie um who's afraid of baby jane Oh, that'd be great. Remember when I did the part with... Oh, wait.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Oh, Gilbert Grape. Virginia Woolf. Will you play the mother or will I? I would be Joan Crawford. Of course, because you like the beauty. Well... And you're not afraid of my reckless abandon.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Look at this. This is Junior and the Twins. Shout out to the Imperial Court. Junior and the Twins. Yes. Long Beach bow-wow-wow-yippee-yi-yippee-yay. You know they're doing the 2028 Closing Olympics ceremonies.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I'm going to say what? This is what I'm going to say. I'm going to say I would say no to the Olympics. Why? Because of all the controversy. The Saatchi Olympics with the orcas, the Gay Pride Olympics back in, what's it, 38 and whatnot in Munich or wherever that, I believe over there.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I don't pay attention.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
And what does she do? I don't even know who that is. You don't know who Nymphia Wynne is? I don't pay attention to this modern-day pop culture bullshit. Oh, my God. Do you need to edit that? I don't care. I went and do the Olympics. There's the answer to that question. Moving along.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Frack you later, Ru.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
So pink and blue, it's almost like fuchsia. And turquoise. I loved it. Oh. Nymphia, love you, baby. That's for Joan Crawford. What is your gender identity? Ma'am sir, she-ness, queen studs. And I would be considered fluid with a dominant heteronormative. And there's also parts of me that are 2% bisexual. We also have a lot of, what is it, asexuality going on a lot sometimes. Really?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Because I'm more into sometimes boyerism.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
To be honest with you, yeah, that gets me going. And then with the empathic lovers sometimes, that really just gets me flying. Really? Yeah, which is a problem sometimes. So you have sex with ghosts? Oh, my God. And the movie Ghost. Remember, they took me as a three-year-old to see them. Not Ghost. Ghostbusters to see that movie. And when Dan Aykroyd's getting the blowjob by the ghost.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I've never seen it. No. No? Oh, that movie's fun.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
No? No. Oh, that movie's great. Oh, boy.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
By a ghost. And you see the pants unwrap. Really? And the buckle go on my pants.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
So he got a blowjob by a ghost? Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
So tell me about sex with ghosts. Well, I'll tell you what. It's practically another dimension, but right here on this planet.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
is this true and what was the amoeba the amoeba was actually myself that grew inside my mom's womb and i was born in corpus christi texas right you were the amoeba you better believe it i ate the sperm
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
No, the one you met is Courtney Love in the gutter.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
With all this hit rage of aliens and this and that, why not let me be the one eating?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
And when I was born, they laid me flat on my head, so I have a flack, I mean a flack, a flat backside of my head. That's why I'm always teasing my hair back there or sometimes wear a little piece, you know.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I love your little piece.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
It's just back here. She totally has a little piece. But.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
And I'm like, oh my God. Yeah, because I, well this, I woke, well I woke up. And said, what were you doing? But the next morning when we woke up, it was hanging on the banana tree.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
It's raining men.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, she was working as Marilyn Monroe back in the day before she croaked, and then I was working in New York City, many a places, and had a good time. She ended up in Oklahoma. I went through Mexico, Costa Rica, and Texas.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
You're so creative, I love it. Isn't she creative? That's why we hang out.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Oh, before the crash and then the, what are those crabs? Coconut crabs. Yes. They were in the National Geographic, speaking of. That's how I found out about the coconut crabs. They say that the theory is that perhaps they tore her body apart and took her down in some little holes because they're finding human remains in some of those holes that the coconut crabs go in. Who, Amelia Earhart?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
You better believe it. Now, was she lovers with Martina Navratilova? I'm thinking about the movie Air Force One. Oh. Or Airport One. And then there's Airport Three, where they go into the ocean. And Amelia Earhart won an Oscar for that, right? No, you're thinking more like Jane Goodall, played by Sigourney Weaver, in the movie Gorillas in the Mist. Oh, but not Alien. No, not Alien.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
But there's a new Alien. Oh!
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
How so? Beautiful contradiction. Well, I know about the beauty, but contradiction? How so? Because you're yin and yang. Well, I am human. A jaded optimist I am.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I do like my lover Pisces. And I can ride. I can ride the bull.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Tick tock. I'm on tick tock. Yes, planet Tammy. How is your head? It's good. I mean, I smoke weed normally. I'm highly functioning. But how's your head? What do you mean? Oh, you mean like performing oral copulation or something like that? Well, of course my head speaks, so they speak the perfect words of love that get the guys tingling and dingling, if you know what I mean.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, not fascism and a bumblebee covering an American flag.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, remember that night we were going down Santa Monica Boulevard? And we rolled down the window to that cute guy. And what did I say out the window?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Hey, Buster. I say, hey, Buster, where are you going? More like, hey, Buster, where are you going? You know, like that, right? Because I'm always spunky and fun.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Spunkin' and dunkin' or something, right?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
For the moment. And one of my boys says, Tommy, I cannot say no to you. Oh.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I love it for myself.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
To be honest with you, he said, Dami, I'm cold. And he put my body on his. But back to that question. I feel happy for them, not me. You know what I mean? People wish they could kiss my ass. And they literally are. I say line them up.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, I am a woman in control of my life. A she-wee, a he-wee, a ma'am sir, a she-ness.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
American lovers. I strictly go with Europeans now.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Oh, the port-a-potty prostitute. Remember him?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Tinky Stocking, they called him. What happened? Tinky Stocking. What even happened?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Tinky Stocking? Yes. Tinky Stockings or something like that. That was his name? Tinky Stockings. No.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, I met him in one of those big cities here in the United States of the Americas. And Chicago, to be a matter of fact.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
In August in Chicago.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
And I met him, and then I invited him over to come and do some stuff. And then he started playing some game, you know?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
The game that you had to call him up, and he was at the Abbey, and he answered the phone fast, that trick. And guess what? Trick baby. You told him what? I said I was going to smash his face into the gravel. Into the gravel. You said you were going to smash his face into the gravel. That's Kelly. I can always call Kelly and make sure she takes action. The way I roll, baby.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
You don't fuck with my friend. Am I scared of you? No. Hell no. You shouldn't be. But you will tear some asses down.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
My favorite planet is Planet Earth, the only one we know. Oh, that's a good answer. That's a fact. If I had a time machine, what would I do? I'd just actually stay in this point and place right here. And fix it. Fix it. You're doing a lot to fix it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Really? Yeah. Satellite baby. Satellite baby. And that was the number one hit single in the Scandinavian country. Do you really think that they landed on the moon? What was the number one hit single?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
What was the number one hit single in a Scandinavian country? Satellite baby. And you performed that at that show, what was it called, that we did up on the Hollywood Hills? Oh, what was that called? When Queens Collide. When Queens Collide. There you go. That's the name of it. And Mama's dead. Mama's dead. Mama's dead. Mama died. Mm-hmm. And they cut off her toe. Mama say mama sama makusa.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Oh, Jules from Long Beach went to the funeral.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
And that is Rhea Letray. What did I say? But you said Rhea.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Hey, winner. I'm the winner. Buy some salami and go fuck yourself.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Oh my goodness, only from Champagne France.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
No, we're going to do it all. We're going to get some champagne sponsors because I want some... We're going to get champagne sponsors.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, why not? People get sponsored by all sorts of things and why am I not sponsored? I can't even get sponsored by a condom company. You should be in the Olympics. I don't want to be in the Olympics.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, you better believe it. This is wonderful. The Special Olympics.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
I want to tell you what. I have a friend, though, that she has an Olympic medal for collecting stamps.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
You better believe it. Shut up. Uh-huh. It's my friend in India. Girl, are you serious? Shashan's mom. Yes, yes, yes.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
It's a thing. There's a medal.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
That's hilarious. Shashan's mom, yep.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, that's what your Discover card got you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, it's a fact. I was thinking I'd prefer to go stay, although the Trumpster owns the Plaza Hotel. I'd rather stay at the Plaza Hotel for a night. Yeah, he's owned it for years. And when 9-11 happened, too, it could have been one of the buildings that would have collapsed as well, you know. I didn't know he owned the plaza. It is healthy to burp, though. That's a fact.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Is it a drag king?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Well, I'm seeing purple with you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Rest in pieces, perhaps, now.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Cheren. Am I right? That's red in Bulgarian. Chiltik is red in Nawalt. Chiltik. But my favorite color actually started off green. Really? You better believe it. Kelly green? Huh? Kelly green? Emerald green. Not green with envy. Just the heart chakra green. So I just went to blue automatically. And I remember at the time I went to a deep sapphire blue, which is my, you know, birthstone.