Tajay

How y'all doing? How the rest of y'all doing? Good, good, now y'all look good, man. This is a very diverse room of white people. Now white people, make some noise. All right, black people, make some noise. Don't make no more noise, bitch. That shit was crazy, nigga. No, no, look, okay, okay, let me get into it, man. I just went bowling with my grandfather, man.

70 years old, we can give it up for that. We can give it up for that. Yeah, yeah. He whooped my ass, though. Beat the shit out of me. After he beat me, he got in my face. He said, that's how you bowl, nigga. My granddad's white, by the way. I don't know. Like my racist granddad. He look like you, nigga. I ain't gonna lie. Nah, man, I am biracial, though. I grew up with a white dad. It's crazy.

He used to make me do yard work all the time. Some shit just don't feel right. You know what I'm saying? He used to say, nah, you need to make sure that yard look nice so people don't think we white trash. I was like, we? They gonna think I'm a slave, boy. All right, that's my time. Thank y'all. My name's Tyrone.

Black is here.

Yeah, just straight black, straight black. Interesting, interesting. Ethiopian? Nah, nigga, just like black.

Nah. I get a lot of, like, Michelinian shit, though. Like, Hawaiian.

Yeah, yeah. And stark. Michelinian? Michelinian?

Are they still together? Hell nah. Why not? My mama crazy, bro. She just a crazy bitch. She crazy. I love her, but she crazy. I love it.

She got multiple sclerosis. Y'all know what that is? Yeah, but I think she lying, though. That's the thing. I don't think she being for real. Because she like to smoke. So when she got it, she got a weed card, her little license or whatever. And yeah, I think she lying, man. I do think she's lying. My dad's reasonably crazier, though.

He got three baby mamas. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. I said baby mamas. So they all black. They're all black. Wow. He smoked black amounts. Wow.

Yeah, really white. He kind of looked like Red Band, just a little bit. I swear to God, y'all think I'm fooling shit, nigga. No cap?

Harley.

Real nigga. Yep.

I'm an electrician, but I ain't working right now.

Yeah, I know how to do that shit. Yeah. You know. Where'd you learn that at?

No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been eating a lot of pussy with my shoes on. Okay, that makes sense. You look like Brittany Griner, so that makes sense.

Nigga, because if it tastes bad, I can walk right out of that motherfucker.

Tajay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tajay. Tajay.

It happens pretty fast, because you can know as soon as you pull the pants down, that shit'll just hit you, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Fuck. Yeah, like I ain't been eating bad pussy before, nigga.

I do have a girlfriend, though.

Nah, her pussy smell good. Right.

About five years. What does she do? She actually is in school to be a gynecologist. Wow. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I play a little bit of guitar, a small bit of guitar. Really? Yeah, that's my wife's side. Really? It comes out. When's the last time you played guitar? Do you own a guitar?

Can you put it in drop D? I'll put it in drop D. Don't worry about it. Yeah, drop D. What the hell?

First black nigga to play guitar? Never mind, never mind.

How are you? I've got to tell you, my girlfriend is Puerto Rican, Tony. Oh, okay.

Did she vote this election? No, no, no. But she heard about the incident.

She wasn't even mad, nigga. She wasn't mad at all. Seems she's dating a comedian.

She wasn't mad. She's got a good sense of humor. Yeah, she said she loves gay guys. She loves them.

Yeah, yeah. She's a good girl. She's got to be a gynecologist, man.

Seeing Dirty Pussy all day, you got to be able to keep your spirits high, nigga.

Here and there, here and there.