Sticks

Yeah. Uh, but that's not, I mean, I guess if that's, if these are, this is literally a one inch bag.

I don't think a lot of people find themselves... I mean, listen, I could be wrong, Sticks. If you found yourself where you need a mini beanbag, let us know in the comments below, but... You'd be surprised.

He waved to the same thing. He's like, it's a business at the end of the day. It's like, if it's a business.

Mostly you don't want to get punched in the face, I think is the main.

Yeah, nothing wrong with it.

I know. We beat the Padres, and this was right after Bud Black got fired. We beat the Padres 9-3. That's crazy, dude.

Yeah, but you know what? They don't get more points for that. You don't get two wins for that.

Exactly.

I know. Me too. Me too. I got a comeback rookie of the year. Oh, wow. Comeback rookie of the year. You don't see it often.

Because a lot of times you win rookie of the year, that's done. You're no longer a rookie. You're on the team.

Yep.

If anybody's got microplastics, it's me. I think I lead the league in plastic water bottles. But now I'm like, you know what? I don't want microplastics in my nut bag.

so what i'm what i'm what i'm looking to get into so this is 30 ounces right here i like to drink a gallon a day i'm gonna go yeah so you those are probably pricey right yeah but i'm gonna go i'm gonna get one of these every day and then just refill it four times and then do you run a fridge filter thing i do that's great that's great yeah yeah so you just play that but it reminds me of uh what uh influencer did metal bottles remind you of glass bottles

I do not know.

He actually, it's crazy.

And then just put it back in and keep looking out. Like, what the fuck? That guy's fucking weird.

But the thing is, he'll probably go away and then win Comeback Rookie of the Year again next year. Yeah, yeah.

Confession. I mean, I'll have to take a picture of this and send it into Dalto. I take like magnesium. Yeah. I don't really know why. Again, it's similar to the microplastic conversation. I don't fucking know. It's supposed to be good for you. I don't know.

On the bottle or on the little directions, it says take the gummies either first thing when you wake up for energy or right before you go to bed to help your sleep.

Reverse your pockets.

I don't know. I like to play sports. You like to watch the Nuggets?

Yeah, we got a couple POs. I think we'll just go back to opening them on the pod. We opened a couple. We got up in, like, golf balls. I think we already said this, but.

We got a letter, though. We got a letter. You want to read or you want me to read? We'll see how the handwriting is. It's from Joey. Joey. I don't know what is going on here. There's a lot of paper. Open first. Okay, so this is... So open that one first. Open first. Okay, this may be incredible stuff going on. This is Joey, the guy that made the cards. Oh, the baseball cards.

Everyone, I have written you both a message. Please take your note and open it. After you open them, read them. Danny goes first, and then Zach. I also have a question from the sticks for you guys, so open it then.

This is for Zach's eyes only, and this is for Danny's eyes only. I wonder if he's going to give us a task. I think he will. And then it says, read after personal notes. So you've got to read that? Listen, there's a lot going on here. Do not read this part out loud. Do you think I should read that out loud? I don't know. I feel like I should.

Zach, I've always been a Zach fan because, honestly, you are more fun. You are the Stephen Curry. All right, buddy. He's talking cups. He's talking 920s. And then we got another. Read this. I mean, this is like a choose-your-own-adventure situation. P.S., I knew PBJ was the special word. I have no idea what's going on.

Okay, and then we got a question from the stick. We'll get right into the question. All right. Questions from the sticks. Sticks question. How do you stand on the allegations that winning Mark Madness call came from a fan due to their weird and giggly answer?

Yeah, I mean, it was a fan. Shout out to that stick, by the way, because it's not like I mean, maybe he has called me back. But he doesn't be going crazy on the line, which I don't know how. There are some sticks that have my number, and they do go crazy on the line, and it is an issue.

I don't know how that happened, but then those sticks even, they're not like, they're not sending it around and say it'll be the same stick. Right. And I'll answer it and be like, what are you doing? Right. I'm like, don't.

Please don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that.

We got another package here. I mean, Danny, it says K2 custom tees, but like it really doesn't feel like a custom t-shirt.

Whoa, we got some heft. Feel the heft on that.

Oh, that's fucking sick. They did a trophy?

And you know what I like? They put a basketball player in there. Yeah. They didn't want to say, we're going to go cops in here. Dude, that's, like, cool.

You can, like, see the play. I don't even know how they're doing that.

That's a great package.

Yeah, I mean, listen, we do have NBA playoffs going, so that's what we like to play on. But you can go NHL. You can go golf. Yeah, whatever you want.

and rockies are fun to to to play because you could go you could go more or less and you're probably going to want to go more on on on these player props for them because i mean they are great they're a fun they're a fun there's probably a lot of value in the more exactly for being honest exactly um but yeah do whatever you got to do code breadbasket let's get back into the epi

This one comes from Michael Noon. If every lefty in the world became a righty except for pro athletes, how long would it take for you to notice?

We're not switching roles here. The righties don't become lefties. The lefties just become extinct.

I thought they were lefty for some reason. They've always been right.

They will let you know.

You're over. We're all over. By the way, we're all over. And it's fine. All right, this is Joel, and he's got like a, it's almost a variation of the gorilla debate.

Anyway, he says, Greetings, gentlemen. I was wondering this and would like to hear what you guys think. If you had to build a roster of people that could beat a gorilla in a fight, I think we're going to the death here. Who would you pick and why? You were allowed multiple of the same person, and it can be anyone you want. But try and get the number as low as possible.

Both of you guys should do separate lists and debate whose is more efficient and why.

Yeah, I'm going to do like nine Jon Joneses.

I think you got to go nine.

And I also want Rogan, like I think Rogan, we're going to plan on putting him on the headset and just kind of commentate.

Yeah, but they're not like, you're not like fighting the gorilla. You know what I'm saying? He's just like biting you in the face.

I wonder how many Jon Joneses it would take. Yeah, probably I think six is like the over-under.

Yeah, this one comes from Austin. He said, I heard Tsunami was thinking of waving the T as he really hasn't been performing. What are you guys' thoughts? And where might T end up in free agency?

But it's hard, Danny, it's hard when you're the leadoff hitter.

I think it's, I think it's his claims of, of he, he doesn't want to be, he doesn't, he doesn't want to be a silent partner.

I think it might be more of a mutual thing. Cause, cause.

I think if he leaves, I think he might double up over on pterodactyl. Oh, that's cool. Because they might send P over to tsunami. So it's p-tsunami.

And then maybe they go to pterodactyl.

Oh, that's a different thing. That's a whole different thing. Here, how do you... No, that is Pterodactyl. How the fuck did P end up there, man? We need a 30 for 30 on that.

The West is just way too good, though. That's an issue.

But, yeah, I think you should expect him to team up with Teradax and go double T up. For sure. I mean, I feel like we're kind of – it's almost a hostage situation here. Like, I can't not answer this question because – I mean, listen, this is from Tate. It's from Tate Goodloe, and he's frustrated he's 0 for 8 on questions asked this season.

And the way he wrapped it up was, if you do not answer, I will rip off Scott's throwing fence.

I don't know if that's like some sort of – It's not funny, but I don't know if he's – Saying or – I don't know if he's serious.

It's just – listen, I get it. Maybe you're trying to like conserve, you know, your fins for – Yeah, he's just kind of floating up there.

There you go. There you go.

get him moving yeah maybe we need another fish for scott maybe we need a companion or like a i've seen a lot of people say snail a snail would be a good play because i think they like clean up after the fish or some shit but the snail is just then then like he's gonna get into snail shit and like yeah i love i love snails don't get me don't get it twisted like yeah i got not for our scott i know what you're saying i got tea with gary the other day oh yeah how's gary doing

he's good he's slow yeah yeah you know he's you know how he is but he's um that's snail shit he's doing well i just yeah i just don't really know i don't want i don't i just don't want scott getting into like snail drugs and snail yeah yeah yeah there's some weird snail culture if you have a oh you got a weird culture man right um his question is just how do you feel about crouton playing in the breadstick division oh okay does crouton play in the breadstick division though

You're not going to compete with him.

If the best topping won, then Sprinkle would have, like, what did it win?

Syrup would have a ton. You know, I do want to say croutons, that's what's up. I do want to give them that. Oh, I love croutons.

And I think if you want to get a little bit weird chips.

Willem. W-I-L-L-E-M. And I love Willem, I do. Me and him go way back. You didn't use thou correctly there.

Let me find where the qualms thing was at. There's one that I was going to do, but then I was like, I don't want to do it.

This comes from Daniel Adams. How many second graders would it take to beat LeBron in a basketball game?

They could stop him defensively. I mean, they can't really, though, because he's just he's just up here and he's just shooting over them.

Yeah, like a Steph Curry... Like, maybe Steph Curry's son.

45 second greater.

This comes from Ashton Villino. He said, hey there, Tom and Jerry. His stats are 0 for 1 on Q's answer. 51 pods listened. And he's looking to contend for Rookie of the Year this year. Listen, you got a chance, Ashton. Yeah, keep working. What is Nikola Jokic's food comparison? He thinks it's the hot dog. Not doing anything too flashy. Just shows up and gets it done.

This is from Marcus Brady. If you could have one attribute from any sportsman, sports person, who would it be? So I think he's saying like any athlete.

No. They said, what would your superpower be? And he said, invisibility. Damn. That's so sad.

This is, you know, like it's a simple question for Mike, but sometimes the simple ones get the job done. Yeah, what do we got? He says, what's the best breakfast food?

You have to be really fucking good to be the gardener.

I think if you're really... Listen, Vic knows his abilities.

It just does a little bit to me.

I mean, if I'm, if I'm like betting that series, I'm just saying, I don't know why the Pacers have won and they've, they went to the conference finals last year, but they have, I'm probably betting the Pacers there.

Because going into the playoffs, I believe the Thunder were number one and the Lakers were number two to make it out of the West.

It was definitely wrong, but it's also like they beat the second favorite.

Now, I don't like going on air with these things because now... This episode will come out on Thursday.

Yeah, no, they might. They might like by the time like the sticks are listening to this, we might be eliminated.

Yeah, let's just keep it pushing. Let's start with NBA stuff, man. There's a lot that's changed. Oh, yeah.

I think if you watch the games, he plays like he's either really good or really bad every game of his career.

So pretty much... MPJ 0 for 5 from 3, we can't afford that. If MPJ is going to have an off night, let's just put Peyton Watson in the ballgame. Yeah. Because he'll probably go 1 for 3 from 3, but on defense he's way better. We're just way more effective with Peyton Watson on the floor. Game 6, if we could get MPJ to get some shots to fall... I mean, I don't see us not winning that game.

Let's start with Cooper Flagg and the Dallas Mavericks.

Yeah, he just didn't shoot the ball well.

Yes, he shot 68% from the field. That's incredible.

We also, like, let me play this little clip. It's not much that Jamal says here, but I'm like, that's where their head's at right now. I was watching the postgame.

So it's not really a cat's game, but well, that's, I mean, yeah, that's, that's nuggets talk. I, I really, I just, I just hope, I just hope that they, they can just fucking figure it out. And also if they don't like, I'm kind of on the, I'm on the path of the Celtics are done.

That's good.

And that's a good way to go.

That's a good MV. Um, let's go. I got MV. Shit. What is my MV? I had just MV. I most valuable item. And I don't remember what it is. MVI most valuable item. Fuck. What is that?

And it's like we're there.

They were like, are you guys going to be there? And I said, if the nuggets are playing, we won't be there.