SteveWillDoIt
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Well, have you really crunched the numbers? I think I thought about it. The actual strategy is it's like adjusted Martingale. And everyone says Martingale doesn't work because eventually you lose. But if you have like a network large enough where you can just take more and more loans, eventually you just like up the bet, up the bet, up the bet, up the bet.
And then with like expenses taxes, I was pretty much broke again. But last week, we've been on a heater. I'm up 700K this week. How much did you make this week?
And eventually you take enough loans where you always hit. I've never had it not work.
Yeah, I mean, and also you never want to be like, it's their decision at the end of the day. I was with Steve. It was a long time ago, maybe four months ago. And I was out 200k and Steve was out like 800k. And I was just like, it's 11am. I got to go to bed. I'm going to bed. I go to bed and I wake up and Steve ended up $400,000. And most people would look at Steve tilts it at 11 a.m.
So we made a million dollars this week, and this is why you need friends to gamble with because I lost whatever, like a ton of money, and Steve sees the stream, sees that I'm like super tilted, super pissed, and he's texting me like we're going to get out of this hole together. We're going to get out of this hole together. I'm going to win huge. I'm going to send you 500K.
and be like, dude, this is fucked. You gotta stop. But he turned around and made $400,000. So if you were to stop him, you would have prevented him from swinging $1.2 million.
Gambling can't go. So it's between steroids and getting laid. Steroids are really cool. Like, really. I guess you guys haven't, you did them a long time ago. But like, dude, like I'm telling you, you should try it.
Just two months, bro. It's arms. Worst case, you just stop taking them and you're good. Like, people think that you take steroids once and you're fucked. You can take it for two months and if you don't like it, you will like it. But either way, you can always stop. And I think steroids might be better than sex.
Gambling and steroids gotta stay. It's not that I want to give up sex, but gambling and steroids have to stay. It's not up to me. But dude,
Like every day Steve is talking about, and I had no faith in any of it. Every day he's like we're going to get it back. We're going to get it back. Steve flies out to me to gamble, and it helps me make 700K in one week. Oh, my God.
effects for steroids well dude it's like you can there's you still have steroids yeah i mean like for a little bit there i was definitely on the verge of death but that's because i was taking a lot a lot a lot of steroids like three grams of steroids is so unnecessary you can take a regular amount of steroid that's like three grams of steroids is the equivalent of you start doing cocaine for the first time and every night you're doing like at least an eight ball like you don't need you just need like a few bumps here and there you know so you can do it
You can't. You definitely can't.
That's like my life. I'm trying to do it less so I don't die and whatnot. But you definitely can.
Oh, dude. Okay, first of all, Togi never speaks bullshit. And B, I don't think my nuts work anymore from the steroids. I think I can't have kids, dude. I think I'm just shooting blanks until I stop taking steroids. So the 20-kid thing is, like, fully out the window until I can stop taking steroids. You can take, like, drugs to make—you ever heard of HCG? No, is that a street thing?
Is that an Asian thing?
no it's a thing it makes your nuts huge and you like why do you want that you don't if you if you want to get a chick pregnant like how big like randy from south park yeah no like probably make your nuts like literally twice as big and if you like you know you're like dying to get a chick pregnant you take this and you're like a thousand percent more fertile really yeah so i mean i could take that but you know right now yeah i haven't gotten around to it
No, I was pretty lost in that whole conversation. I don't even really remember what we were talking about. He was saying, you can't say bitch, and then I can't say... There's a lot of things I couldn't say, and I wasn't following. He started talking about shooting up schools. Do you remember that conversation? Yeah, that was crazy.
but would you should have a school or something and you can't say that i was lost to fuck your mind he was running me in circles so hard i had no idea what's going on yeah i think he needs to dumb down the conversation because he's very smart and he was speaking on such a high level i don't think any of the viewers could understand i definitely couldn't understand so i've not i've still been referring to women as bitches okay just making sure okay guys so let's get for people out there that are like yo i have a thousand dollar bankroll
Oh, dude, that's hard. I don't know.
Instant 10x on your money. Well, first of all, gambling when you have not very much money is much more exhilarating because no matter what, we got food, whatever, rent's paid. But back when I was gambling and I was poor, it's like I'm gambling for life. This is survival gambling. So it's so much more fun when you win. But $1,000 to $5,000. Survival.
It's not... You're fighting an uphill battle, dude. Trying to 10X your money in a night.
I would do a $1,000 fling a ball. Because then you might just hit for a million and you're good.
I did. It's a video that is on the internet. I had $1,000. I did a $1,000 fling a ball and it hit for $9,000. And it was the coolest thing I've ever done. Okay, let's say you're in a casino though. I mean, yeah, probably... $150 blackjack hands with $25 ciders and just really pray that it works out.
I like the method of going all-in.
But okay, this is a good segue to like, dude, if you scale it up a little bit, last time Steve and I gambled, it was maybe, I don't know, a little bit ago. We were out of money. We had a $10,000 monthly bonus and Steve, it's the Steve method. He took 10K all in Baccarat. He won and then he took the 10K profit and did a massive slot buy.
And then you go back to Baccarat, all in again, another free slot buy. And then in four minutes, it was $80,000. So that's your 1K to 8K. If you have 1K, put it all in on Baccarat, then...
It's kind of the same thing. You bet on dealer every fucking time. The problem with Blackjack is... You're at a 49% house edge because you're able to double when you're at above 50%. So if you play over the course of three hours, you can get your doubles, you can get your splits at a positive RTP. So it's two that 49.
But if you play one all-in blackjack hand, you have no more money to double on an above 50% hand. Then you're operating at like 45%. Whereas Baccarat, you can play one hand and you automatically walk in at your 49.
Dude, it's their game. They made it.
Yeah, the Chinese people made it. That's why there's the dragon bonus. Do you fire Baccarat a lot? It's too slow, dude. Slow. If you play Baccarat, that's why, so most people, they gamble, they start with Roulette, but then eventually you realize Roulette, you can only bet once every minute and the dopamine's not hitting. And then Baccarat, it's once every like 30 seconds.
Blackjack, every 15 seconds, you can get a new hand. And then eventually you just go to four screen slots. The end all is like, you end up playing slots and you have four slots going at once, all on super turbo. And that's the best way to get your gambling dopamine is just like, it's the only thing that's fast enough.
Can you sports bet? No, that's a question for Steve.
like 400 on which Super Bowl the recent one yeah okay who fucking played Chiefs and Eagles Chiefs Eagles you took Chiefs yeah you can't bet against Patrick Mahomes I took I got fucked on that one yeah no Steve texted me one time he bet 300k on a college football game because a fan texted you you should bet your life savings on this it's a massive lock and then they lost I've done that a few times man
And then Steve, I want to hear yours. I'm probably up like 1.8 million or something.
I think you gotta make your own picks. Yeah, exactly. I think that's kind of what it's all... And also, if you're only following some stranger that you don't know, like, you're not even really gambling. That takes all of the fun out of it. Like, you win, you don't even feel that good. Right. It's like, that wasn't even... The chat has been going absolutely crazy.
Have you learned from Steve? Okay, I'm a veteran gambler, like a professional gambler. Like wanted never teases you. Yeah, exactly. I gamble a ton in the last week of gambling with Steve. I've learned a ton. And so if I can, as a professional, learn a lot, We can save a ton of people a lot of time, dude.
Yeah, probably about.
And it's like, that's why a lot of people get sucked into these scams because they don't, the gambling is such a confusing world. They don't know what's going on. But if you had a university where you could learn the basics, like, oh, that's not, that's a scam. That's not even how this works. There's so, you can save so much time and so much money. And it's not even.
You sign up with Code Togi or Code Steve will do it at Gamblers University. You don't got to pay money. You get a $10,000 bonus, not deposit bonus. Free $10,000. And the winner, I don't know, they get whoever wins the most with $10,000 can have Stiney's RM.
I mean, dude, this week we made $1.1 million gambling.
Listen, you get accepted into Gambler's University, we give you money, and you just have a good attitude. You go to Harvard, you give them $100K for a professor to tell you that you're stupid for failing a test. That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
And you have to... I think just the love of the game is the number one thing we're looking for. Do you think you should do video submissions? Yeah. Oh, that's a lot of sorting through video. That's a lot, like 10-second videos? Maybe because I can't look through 20,000 videos.
in like 10 minutes oh my god that was we were at the club and we're at the club in mexico i literally made two million dollars or was it two i sure it was two million bro we were sitting there two million dollars in a strip club ten thousand dollar table and i'm looking around i'm like where the fuck steve go where's steve and i walk outside he's standing outside on his phone firing a hundred thousand dollar bets he made two million dollars and that's when you gave me the ap yeah i gave him a chandelier ap off his wrist because he made two million at the club and
Well, I won the RS6, so that was 156K. And that was a win? Yeah, I just got it sent to my house.
I've been trying to, dude, recently it was, it used to be zero. And then we had a financial crisis because I cannot stop gambling my net worth. I could have $5,000 and then I gamble 5,000 or I gamble 4,000. I could have 10,000. I gamble 9,000. I had 2 million and I gambled 1.8 million. So it's like, no matter what, it's my net worth. So I'm trying to put away maybe like 30% every time I win now.
That's why it's so much fun. It's the coolest thing ever.
no i was terrifying that's why i bought a house and i'm trying to buy houses because i like i couldn't say i've gone broke i've been a millionaire and then was dead broke three times before i like this time being a millionaire i'm locking in buying houses and that's because steve told me he's like dude you gotta buy houses because the only reason i he said i would have gone broke a bunch of times if i didn't buy all these houses and then it's a fallback
You don't watch Harry Potter?
I've not seen many movies. What do you watch? Fast and Furious? Tokyo Drift? No, I play Fortnite. Do you? Yeah, when I'm bored, I play Fortnite. What? Bro, we have to play. I play Fortnite every night, actually.
Yeah, Reload is dope. Oh, that's all I play. Yeah, yeah, let's play.
Well, it's not like we're addicted to gambling. When you really look at it, you're either on a heater, and you can't stop, and you're winning, or you're losing, and you're due, so you have to gamble more. So you kind of have to be gambling. It's not like you're addicted to it.
Usually, dude, usually it's, like, I give myself 24 hours of being upset about it. But then you get, like, that never happened. You got to be more positive. But I get pokers harder because something should happen. Like, you have a 90% chance of winning a pot. And then you get fucked, so you tilt bad. But on, like, other games, Blackjack, slots, Baccarat, it's way more consistent.
about gambling and you guys are probably two of the most experienced guys oh is this a promo this is segue to gamblers university we are gonna we'll get into gamblers university i didn't know that this is what we're doing this is sick dude i'm really excited there's a lot of good stuff that we're gonna talk about then
So you don't have to be so emotionally tilted. You can kind of, like, reset every 24 hours.
It was that Plinko fucking, ah, dude. I lost $1.8 million. But luckily, the casino gave me $300K, so it was like $1.5, and I got some loss back. So really, I came out to like $1.2 I lost.
I think I would jump off my balcony. I texted Steve, this is the worst day of my life. And he goes, no, dude, there's way worse things that can happen. I mean, you could be, you could have cancer.
Well, some people gamble to promote gambling because they can make money that way. But like Steve, he's gambling $100,000 hands at the club.
Off stream. Like we would be gambling regardless on camera, off camera. I gamble on camera because everything in my life is on camera. And then if I'm going to get paid to gamble on camera, that's – I mean it's no problem. It's a very different scenario than like the people that – That's what I'm saying.
Well, it's also like... Not everyone does that.
When you gamble a lot with somebody, it's nice because it's like me and you against the casino and you're on a mission. And when you lose, you're going through – like when you go through something really shitty with someone, it makes you a lot closer.
So when you're gambling, when you have a gambling buddy and you know somebody is down bad, you got to save them because you know like at the end of the day, it's us versus the casino. Some people get jealous when other people win or I don't know. They're excited when they're losing. Yeah. Oh, my God. Brad is –
He gets so jealous when you win big. You know he's rooting for you to lose because he's not winning big. And he's like, Steve just made a million. Togi just made a million. I just lost $30,000. And he gets really... Salty about it.
In the last six months, it's been... Oh, fuck. I did $4 million on Road to $10 million video. But then a week after that, I lost... 1.8 million on one stream, one 17-hour long tilt. And then in Vegas, I lost like, I don't know, like 300K. So it was bad for a little bit. And then, oh my God, I lost like 3 million right after Road to 10 million. So I was only up like a million.
No hooker ever in the world said don't even pay me.
Dude, you know, Brad, like two weeks ago, I borrowed money from him to gamble. $10,000, right? Yeah, it was $10,000. Yeah. And I paid him back all of it. I paid him back the 10 grand. But over text, when I borrowed it, I said, I'll send you 11 back, like 1K interest. So I paid him back in about a week, the 10 grand. And over the next week, he texted me four different times about the $1,000.
Like, yo, can you send that 1,000? Can you send the 1,000? I'm like, Brad, you have $7 million in Ethereum, and we're talking about $1,000. So did you send it? Well, yes, I did, actually. Okay, well, then you're a man of your word. Of course, I'll give him the interest. But it's also like, dude... There's way bigger loans to worry about.
Pet peeves. Let me think about this. I dislike when... Somebody is backseat gambling, especially if I'm on tilt. Or if I'm on tilt in any way.
Like, oh, you got to start. You got to drop the bet. You got to start doing this. It's like, dude, I'm not going to make it back. They think they're looking out for you. But in reality, I'm on tilt and I have to make it back. And the only option is making it back. And they're like, yeah, just stop, dude. And it's just like...