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But also, it is a smart play by Mahomes to do it because he gets those calls all the time. Which is like the same thing that you were saying. It's two things are true. He's doing the right thing in terms of how to win a football game. That works. It sucks to watch. It sucks to be a defender. The only thing that needs to happen, the NFL needs to change the rule.
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What they should do, this is actually a perfect example of what the NFL should do with replay. That's a pretty cut and dry one where you can watch on replay and say, is this an out of bounds hit or not?
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you know benefiting from it because then he'll stop doing yeah if that's the rule then he's going to continue to do it as long as it's it's helping his team out uh i actually thought the texans defense for the most part at least in terms of their cornerbacks played pretty good they played really well stingley and laster gave up zero catches zero catches that's pretty fucking good
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Right. But Travis Kelsey was Stingley. No. Yeah.
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It looks like he got hit out of bounds when he was running in the first quarter, and then he was significantly hampered when he was trying to run after that. By the end of the game, he was just torn up. He got hit again, too, I think, later in the game. He was torn up. But, yeah, the Chiefs defense played really well.
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I just think that the Texans, they played a lot better than a lot of people thought that they would.
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You want to do a thought experiment real quick? Yeah. Okay, imagine the Kansas City Chiefs had never won a Super Bowl. Would people be rooting for the Chiefs in these playoffs? Would they be a team that's fun to watch that still... No. You don't think so? I wouldn't say they're fun to watch. Compared to the teams left?
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Yeah, alternate universe where Josh has three Super Bowls. Yeah. Patrick Mahomes doesn't have any. I think people would be rooting for him. Yeah. Yeah. But they would still get upset with the whole sideline dancing thing. And when he did that slide when the two Texans hit each other, I don't blame Mahomes for doing that. He was just trying to get on the ground.
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But that's a call that you can't make as a ref. Do you know how fast these guys are going?
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And we're going to be 60 years old, and Travis Kelsey is just going to be sitting down in the middle of zone coverage, catching a football, turning upfield, running for 12 more yards. That's just going to happen. I love it when announcers are like, this guy just knows how to get open.
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Yeah, it must be nice. That's it. It must be real nice being a – I want to see what the map looks like when they put out the map of who America is rooting for in these games. Yeah. It's probably just Kansas, Missouri. I think it's just Kansas. Missouri probably. Maybe. Maybe Texas. Maybe Texas. Probably not. But that's probably about it in this one.
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I just want to put a magnifying glass or a spotlight on Deontay Johnson's year this year. Because I think he's had the craziest year of any NFL player ever. So he got traded from the Steelers to the Panthers. Yep. He got traded from the Panthers to the Ravens. He got suspended from the Ravens. Then he got brought back and cut by the Ravens. Then he got signed by the Texans.
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Then he got cut by the Texans. And then he got signed by the Ravens again, mostly just for a procedural thing so they could cut him and I think get like a compensatory payout. Yeah, that's right. You have to be really bad at wide receiver to get cut by the Ravens and the Texans.
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In this year. Yeah, probably not a great locker room guy.
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I think he was pissed after the Texans won their playoff game. I think he was upset after that.
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Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, this year, to get cut from the Texans and the Ravens, given their receiver injuries, that's pretty bad. Also, getting traded away as a wide receiver from the Steelers is really bad this year. Really bad.
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Yeah, after the game, C.J. Stroud was pretty realistic about it. He was like, yeah, I'd say this, you know, I'm not happy with the loss, but I'm happy with how we competed, and there's some things to be optimistic about. And then they asked Miko Reins that same question. He was like, no, I'm fucking furious. This sucks. This was the worst ever.
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You know what's scary to think about? This right now, what we're seeing Patrick Mahomes do this season, this might be the NFL figuring out Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Because when he had Tyreek Hill and he was putting up all those crazy stats and numbers, that was before defenses adjusted. Yeah. Then they started running that too high safety look on them.
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You're not going to score 30 points in a quarter against us anymore. And then this is the NFL figuring out Patrick Mahomes, and they won 15 games.
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Yeah, figured out.
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We better be rooting for the Bills.
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Yeah. That's our friend Josh. Rooting for your friend Tom Brady's dynasty. Josh's got to do it. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, the Chiefs, they're just, they pounce on everything. They just do. They're just going to keep doing this year in, year out. And when it comes to Patrick Mahomes, if it means that he has to throw 150 yards and win, he'll figure out a way to do that. And guess what?
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Their running game will probably be cooking that game.
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In a sick twist, as Chiefs fans and Chiefs players have been scrapping around, looking for bulletin board material, wherever they can find it for the last three seasons, because everybody respects the Chiefs. Everybody knows how good they are. Now they've got the bulletin board material of, one, Patrick Mahomes did not make the Pro Bowl.
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That was unnecessary bulletin board material that we gave them in America. Number two is talking about the refs. That has somehow become a strength of theirs where they're like, all you guys are going to do is complain about the refs.
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Yeah, I think they were saving him.
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Yeah.
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I respect the hell out of the Chiefs for being able to do this, for keeping this up. It's honestly pretty incredible.
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It probably will.
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So just don't do it. Yeah. And you mentioned in the fastest two minutes they did have the box of the year. Yeah. Taylor Swift, Caitlin Clark, Tommy Alter, our friend. Put some respect on Tommy was just lingering in the background of that. Big time lingering. Then they had Donna Kelsey, right? She was up there.
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Yeah. Yeah. Big time. Like just the box or do you need the game? You need TDs around the box? I would like the game. Yeah.
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I could.
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Yeah. But not watching the box.
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No, but if you're watching the box. I like going inside the box.
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Yeah, sometimes I would like to just watch the box.
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The goal is to get into the box. What's a box if you're not inside of it? The box, that's what you want to get into. Yeah.
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Right.
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No, exactly. Sometimes the chase to get in the box is better than being in the box.
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It does. Yeah. You look back on it, you're like, maybe I could have gotten in that box, but we'll never know.
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That is always the worst feeling. But then maybe there are some boxes that you think that you could have gotten into, but in reality, you wouldn't have. But you always will go on thinking, I could have been in that box. And you can tell your friends, I could have been in that box.
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I was happy. I was super pumped for Tommy. Yeah. You got to gas your bros up. Yeah, for sure. Of course, we did.
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Looked pretty sick.
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I mean, you'd be a fool to write them off or to doubt them.
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That's like he has... Just stood there looking at the defender like you tried.
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Yeah, at least you have a great complaint to just bitch about. In your mind, you can look back on this game a year from now being like, we should have beat the Chiefs, but the refs fucked us.
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That's good. It's nice to have an excuse that is not your fault at all.
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Just look up Texans fans arrowhead. The cold weather is when the coaches wear the ski mask on the sidelines because the one that goes above your mouth, it blocks out the lip readers out there. Yeah. It's perfect. That's why Andy Reid has a big mustache.
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It's crazy.
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Yeah, that's like that thing that leans out over the Willis Tower that you look at.
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I didn't think that C.J. played bad. I think that this is something that you can be happy with going into next year.
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What a fucking game. If you're a Lions fan, please fast forward probably for the next three minutes. I understand that you would not want to. It's going to be longer than that. That you would want to listen to this. Yeah. But for the first time that I can ever remember in my life. I'm thinking soupy. I'm finally thinking soupy. And the turnaround this team had is fucking unreal from last year.
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Last year, the commanders were 4-13. We had the worst defense in the NFL, ranked number 32. We had the 25th offense in the NFL. A minus 189 point differential. Wow. This year, 14-5, 16th-ranked defense, 5th-ranked offense, 1st-ranked offense on 4th down. A couple weeks ago, we weren't sure if they were good. We thought that they just won games. They're good.
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They just kicked a great team's ass in their house. They're a fucking good team. And Jaden Daniels, he is God. Jaden, he's the best. I think he's the best quarterback in the NFC. I think he's probably top five in the NFL. This team is just incredible to watch. It was a lot of fun. That second quarter was just nuts. Just score, score, score.
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And the defense stepped it up big time, creating turnovers. The interceptions of Jared, the interception of the trick play that Ben Johnson tried to run. They did kind of a bend-but-don't-break thing. The Lions were scoring touchdowns. They were gashing us with Jameer Gibbs. And then for some reason, they kept putting Montgomery back out there.
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On Friday, I said, Montgomery's a great player and he's tough as fuck. If he's battled back and he's playing in this game, I respect the hell out of him. But at the same time, if you're going to tell me I'm either getting Montgomery on the field or Gibbs on the field as a Commanders fan, give Montgomery as many touches as you can possibly give him because we couldn't stop Jameer Gibbs at all.
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uh and yeah they they scored their points they took their shots but their defense i think probably sustained too many injuries over the course of the season to be able to do much to stop the uh the commanders but it is it's incredible it's it's been such a fun season and uh jayden is the first quarterback that's drafted in the top four to ever make a championship game as a rookie and uh
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Yeah, it was a lot of fun. It was scary going into the game. I wasn't feeling confident until we recovered that onside kick at the end. But, yeah, man, I think we can beat anybody.
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That's what Jaden has done. I don't think that we're the best team in the NFL. I don't think we necessarily have the best roster top to bottom in the NFL. But I think that we could beat any team on any given Sunday. And the keys to the game, fuck them up, put the women and children to bed, Jaden Daniels, and the hype video. Four check marks.
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Thank you. I appreciate it. Max didn't care for it.
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Guess what? It worked. It worked. It worked. Was it supposed to hype up other people or Commander's fans?
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No, I didn't see that. I saw almost 100% approval rating on the hype video.
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Yeah, it was telling a story. I was telling a story.
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So on fourth down, I noticed this early on in the season, like third and short, fourth and short. Jaden Daniels just doesn't care. He just doesn't care at all. He's the same guy. He acts like it's a first and ten every time. He acts like it's the easiest play in the world. He's unflappable. He's cool. He does not panic ever.
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So when we do these fourth down conversions, I'm always like, yeah, you know what, Dan? Fuck it. Let's go for it.
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That was bad. So I think we were three for four on fourth down conversions. Don't take the ball out of Jaden Daniels' hands. Don't do it with the commanders. I think after Saturday night's game, we now have the most fourth down conversions. in playoff history after two games. They go for it. They're consistent. Dan Quinn's been doing this all year. He out-Dan Dan.
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This is the type of game plan that Dan Campbell's known for. Dan Quinn did it. We executed better. He does not give a fuck that it's fourth down. I don't know how he does it. He doesn't feel emotions. He just goes out there and he acts like it's practice.
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Well, that's not true scientifically. That was Stu going back in his bag. But you know what? It's a playoff. Everybody's dealing with something. Everyone's nicked up in the playoffs.
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He's unreal. He's unreal. Yeah, the turnaround that they've had, and the guys on defense, the second drive that the Lions had going in, they were up 7-3, and we forced a fumble, recovered it. I think if the Lions score that, it might be a different game. But to come up with a big play at the right time between him, Jeremy Chin, Mikey Sander still, I fucking love this guy. I love him so much.
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Got two picks. He played receiver at Michigan, too. Not just cornerback. He is the best. And a tough break with Sam Cosme, who was playing well, and then he got rolled up on. Probably our best offensive lineman. He's our only Pro Bowl offensive lineman. He is now out with an ACL. That sucks. But we saw the emergence in the last couple weeks of playoff De'Ami. So De'Ami Brown...
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is absolutely... The story behind him is wild. So Grant Paulson tweeted out these stats. De'Ami Brown went four years in the NFL without catching five passes in a game. Jeez. Not once over four seasons did he do it. In the last two games, in the playoffs... Five catches, 89 yards and a touchdown. Six catches, 98 yards. And this is going up against Amon Ross St.
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Brown, who is a great receiver that talks shit about Diame. I think that was last year, being like, tell me how many catches this guy has. I think he might have been drafted ahead of him, so that's one of the guys that he remembers on that list. But playoff Diame is a different guy.
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And that drop in the bucket that Jaden had to him on that post route while he was blindfolded with the hand of the defender... Just absolutely incredible stuff.
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Yeah, like the culture and the GM and the head coach and the belief in yourself, like none of that means shit unless you have a special quarterback. Right. And that's the biggest part of the equation. Yeah. Yeah, I love Dan Quinn. I love Jane Daniels. I love Terry McLaurin.
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I'm so happy for him every time he does something that stands out because it's like this guy has been a great, great wide receiver for some really shitty quarterbacks. So it's fun seeing him. And just saying the words, the Washington Commanders are in the NFC Championship game.
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I feel like I died. I feel like I'm a dead person and this is the sixth sense or I'm in heaven. I mean, if I'm in heaven, cool. That rocks. That means we're there too. So it's like win-win. But yeah, I feel like I'm dead. And this is something that's not real that's happening. I'd never, never thought that this would happen this quickly.
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But yeah, if you have a shitty owner, just all you have to do is protest for 20 years, have him found culpable for sexual harassment via multiple investigations, have him be investigated for cooking the books and stealing money from the other owners. And then maybe you'll end up getting him out too.
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None of this happens. No. If Dan Snyder owns a team, the field goal last week is missing by 40 yards to the right.
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The snap never even gets to the holder. Yeah, it matters so much. The Hail Mary would have never happened if it were Dan Snyder that owned the team. You don't get good luck on your side if you have a shitty owner.
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Yeah, probably. I hope that he watched the game, and I hope he's so fucking pissed off. I hope you're just miserable right now, Dan, wherever you are. Fuck you.
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Yeah, even if it's a team that you used to own.
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I think he was the last person hired.
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Yeah, he was the last coach hired.
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That masks that whole thing. Let this also show for the record that in case you were somehow a fucking moron and you thought that being Big Cat, no ball, Dan Quinn was the last guy on my list. Yeah. I did doubt Dan Quinn. I wanted Ben Johnson last year.
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I wanted Ben Johnson last year, and guess what happened? I didn't get Ben Johnson. I was upset. Instead, I got Dan Quinn. What does Dan Quinn do? He goes and he beats Ben Johnson in the playoffs.
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You know what's crazy? Because I'm a fucking moron. That this game probably should have been 45-24 instead of 45-31. There was the phantom face mask penalty that they called that was not a face mask, extended that drive that was on third down, third and long. They would have punted that ball away, and they ended up scoring a touchdown off it.
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Yeah, but also... And he might have been concussed. But also Jared was kind of engaged with a different defender and Luvu came in. It was a little bit high, but it was like bottom of the face, Max.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay. All right.
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That was a crazy hit. It might be a flag, but also Newton shoved him at the last second. So the target moves.
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Yeah, I thought that was a great play by Sandra Strill on that one. He kind of undercut the route.
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And then he kind of mentally checked out in the second half.
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in the one seed. They did a great job. Aaron Glenn did a great job getting every single bit that they could have gotten out of the players that they had. By the time you're on the third string at multiple positions, it's going to be tough no matter who is going to coach you up. But they did a good job this season. It just ran too thin. They just didn't have anybody back there.
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They had all the guys from Detroit. They had Calvin Johnson there. They had Barry Sanders. They pulled out all the stops. It felt like this was going to be the Lions' year if there was one. and Dan Campbell seemed to have the team just humming. They were playing with the same intensity in that game against the Vikings that you saw week one out of the lines.
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It was a pretty incredible season for them, but you're not going to remember the incredible season. You're going to remember this is the team that should have gone farther.
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I actually think there will be a different story before that one. Okay. The story before that one will be, did Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn lose focus on this game because they were doing interviews going into this week?
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That was a great play.
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And don't get me wrong.
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They didn't need it.
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Just run the whole game through Jameer Gibbs. In the first half, it was like he was averaging 15 yards a carry. It was crazy. The fact that they went away from him was nuts. The Commanders also did get a little bit of luck on their side. They had, like you mentioned, okay, there's a call that probably should have been made.
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There was also a route that Amin Ra just slipped on when he would have been wide open for a first down on an important drive. So, yeah, there's luck. You can't. I mean, that's not.
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There's a game of inches. There's breaks that you get. And fortunately, we got more breaks. And I think we were the better team.
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I thought that there was a pretty interesting stat. This is the first time that a Josh Harris-owned team has gotten past the second round of the playoffs. Oh. Isn't that interesting? Wow. Whoa. How many teams does he own? He owns the Devils, the New Jersey Devils, and then I believe he owns a basketball team. I think it's the Sixers. Oh. He's been doing that for a while, right?
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Yeah, he's had Sixers for a long time. And they haven't gotten to the— They haven't. We're talking football here. Yeah, Josh Harris is the owner of... Keep talking shit. We'll see you next week.
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He's the owner of the Washington Commanders.
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What, are the Sixers going to win the NBA championship this year?
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I'm happy for Josh Harris. Where was the shit talking? I'm a fan of Josh Harris, and I'm happy that he's owning a team that's living up to his ability as an owner.
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And everything Jaden Daniels has done for the city, I'm so glad that he was able to help Josh out in that same way. Josh, he's a D.C. area guy. That was just a stat. Josh Harris, thank you for everything that you've done for the city.
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Of Washington.
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Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm taking today to celebrate just like we won a game. Today I'm going to celebrate. I'm going to enjoy the victory. And then starting Monday, guess what? Back to work.
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Okay. Sometimes you got to stop and smell the roses. And you're saying act like you've been there before. I have not been here before. I'm going to enjoy a day. I'm giving myself a day. And guess what? You're not going to see me anymore locked in. You better fucking believe I'm doing a hype video again on Friday. And it's going to kick the shit out of the last one they did.
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Yeah. I'll have to talk to Quigs about that one. I haven't decided. Clear your schedule, Quigs. The advisor's done.
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I haven't made a final choice on what song is going to be the soundtrack, but Freebird is one of the names that's in the hat right now.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and the way I look at it, I honestly don't care if you're upset or not. No, but I'm not. That's the thing.
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Jay Daniels is so much fun to watch. Listen, to me, there are people that are also out there like, oh, you know that Big Cat's so mad at you right now. I want to be perfectly clear. I'm enjoying this. The thought of whether Big Cat is enjoying my success does not ever enter my brain. I do not give a shit about that.
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I'm going to love what's happening to my team because it's a miracle what I'm seeing from the Washington... The commanders are in the NFC Championship game.
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And Cale Williams would be here. I don't know about that. I wouldn't go that far. I don't fucking know. I had Jaden number one on my big board. Glad that we got our top guy. We had him tagged as a commander going into the draft. We only gave out three commanders tags. That's true. And he got one of them. So I had him number one.
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The NFC beast is back.
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Yep. Who do you think had a worse time watching this week in slate? Cowboys fans? Because you've got their former defensive coordinator, Dan Quinn, and then you've got their former offensive coordinator, Kellen Moore, winning. Also, Jayden Daniels just tied Dak Prescott for most career playoff wins. I guess Dak Prescott.
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Jaden Daniels now has as many career playoff wins as Dan Snyder, too, which is pretty cool. Do you think they had a worse time or Giants fans watching Saquon?
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I don't feel bad that we won the game, but I feel for Lions fans. And I feel bad for Dink.
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So the top seeds are now 12-8 in their first playoff games in the divisional round. So getting the bye, it's not that great. No. No.
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What, did we say that Dan Campbell is a winner? Did we say that a lot?
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Yeah, correct.
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I also don't think that we've had long extended conversations about what a winner Dan Campbell is.
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How many playoff games would he need to win to become a winner in your eyes? Super Bowl. That's what I said. That's what I said the first time.
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We're going to, whatever. Dan Campbell did not have his team ready to play.
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National Sports Podcast.
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Yeah, that's a pretty tough thing to do. That's almost impossible. Getting a bye, top seed. I mean, the most wins in franchise history. That's crazy. Okay. So let me ask you this, Matt. Are you, if you're a Lions fan, has the thought entered your head at all? Like, maybe Dan Campbell's the problem?
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Should we fire... If you're a Lions fan, are you thinking... If you're a Lions fan, are you like, should we fire Dan Campbell?
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Yeah, but he hasn't won a Super Bowl, though. So Andy Reid was not a winner until he went to Kansas City.
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He did say that.
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I'm asking. I'm just asking. But he might turn into a loser next week. Correct. We never know. It happens that fast.
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Max, does this have anything to do with that?
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Does this have anything to do with the fact that we give credit to Dan Campbell for going forward on fourth downs? Well, yes.
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Fired up. I like it, Max. You shouldn't have said anything. I like it.
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Yeah, I would agree. I would agree with that.
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I did the JMO. Yeah, I know. That was great. Yeah, Jameson Williams caught the touchdown, fucked the carpet, didn't get a flag for it. He was having sex with the ground at Ford Field. So the first thing I thought about was, yeah, fuck that carpet.
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Number one, it's jumpsuit January. Number two, that's a commander's jumpsuit. Number three, I've worn that jumpsuit before. So I've broken it in a little bit. But yeah, I mean... It's the playoffs. You have to pull out all the stops for the playoffs.
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If I were a collared shirt, people are like, you have court later, don't you? Yeah, I'm like, who died?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. And Gruden, he hates the commanders. I probably would hate the commanders if I were him, too. Yes. But... I converted him halfway through the second quarter. He was like, I can't root against this guy anymore.
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I would say even probably like 50% of Eagles fans are kind of rooting for Jane Daniels this weekend because he's that fun to watch. I would say that's probably true. City known for their sportsmanship. Yeah.
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They'd probably be a little bit happy if they lost the game. They'd be like, you know what? I want to see that guy play in the Super Bowl.
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Yeah.
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Shane's going to be here for like 50 years. Nothing's ever going to be bad again.
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It had to be said. It had to be said. It had to be said. And to be fair, he's beaten a bunch of losers.
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That's on me.
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I love it. I love it when playoff games are half not in the snow and then the second half in the snow.
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All of a sudden, the wind takes it and it goes to the left. I think it's a fair point to say I can't simulate practicing in the snow. Of course. But this is also what makes— Get home field advantage. Yeah, number one, win more games. Number two— I don't really give a shit because I love watching snow football on TV. It's one of the weird things, like the NFL is a weird sport.
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You have to be able to respond to different things that you don't expect happening, and you have to be able to deal with shit. And just as a fan watching on TV, do not take away my snow games. I love watching snow football because you think back to when you were a kid and you're like, oh, I would be so good out in the snow. I was unstoppable in my backyard when it snowed outside.
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I don't give a shit that Kurt Warner thinks it's unfair. I think it's the best thing.
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Matt Stafford looked like he didn't want to be out there for the entire third quarter.
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Yeah. Ass. I'm fine with the players thinking that it's ass.
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Yeah, they got dudes up front that will just wreck your shit constantly. The defensive line scares me on the Eagles very much. And then when they're not getting cute, when they decide, okay, we're just going to hand the ball to Saquon because he's the best, and we're going to let our offensive line do what our offensive line does the best, then they're almost impossible to stop.
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I don't know how you slow them down. Yeah. Have you let go of Jalen Carter, too?
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You could probably also make a criticism for every other team that picked that did not take Jalen Carter. Yeah, there was eight picks before him. CJ Stroud, or who else got drafted before him?
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So let's see here. got the draft order but yeah i mean that's also like the bears history is like oh that that guy could have been okay bryce young cj stroud will anderson great players anthony richardson cardinals could have used them witherspoon yeah paris johnson yeah tyree wilson yeah that's probably the one that's really if you're a raiders fan that should have been jalen carter
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Yeah, and people shit on that pick.
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It's also... I think it's fair to say that the better your team is, the more you should spend on running back. Yeah, of course. As the final piece to make you a great team. It's like a tight pair of jeans. If you're in really good shape, then yes, spend a lot of money on tight, fashionable jeans. If you're fat, buy JNCOs.
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Like Derrick Henry. Yeah, right. If the Cowboys had signed Derrick Henry, who gives a shit? Right. But yeah, on a great team.
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Is that because they're running the football? Yeah, but he also does more.
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Yeah, but on the sliding scale of things that you should be upset with Nick Sirianni for, I think Philly fans are going to be upset about something. That was a bad play call. It was. Yeah, it was a bad play call, but ultimately, I think Sirianni, he did the right thing today. Also, that's Kellen Moore, no? So that...
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In the moment, we said, why are you taking a quarterback that can't run right now, rolling him out to his left and having him try to escape the pocket and then stop, throw across his body? And then we said, that's a weird play call. That's on Kellen Moore, isn't it? And we were like, yeah, it is.
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Wait, you want to just... Let's run it back and play into his fantasy.
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That might have been the quarter of the week, the second quarter in that game. Highest scoring quarter in NFL history. That was insane. Insane, insane.
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I think Dan Campbell's a good coach. Do you talk to yourself in the shower? You're still fighting yourself.
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And somehow next Sunday, that seems like it's an even bigger day.
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My next thing was just I thought the Eagles executed well today. Sirianni's play calling at times left me with a big question mark.
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Yeah, Sirianni went in prevent defense way too early. You've got Saquon Barkley as your running back, Nick. Yep. And on second down, when you had the opportunity to ice the game, burn the clock, you're having your injured quarterback roll out to his left, throw across his body. What the fuck are you? What kind of play call was that shit?
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I bet he did. Oh, so sick, dude. I bet he did. That was just, what goes on in this guy's brain sometimes, it makes me question.
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Yeah. He's going to be there undoing. Dumbass. Thoughts? I would like to pass on this discourse. Hank, do you have anything to add?
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Yeah. Sorry about all that V talk last week.
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Because they wanted to invent something that looked like they were doing something for player safety. So they made the most nebulous tackle of all time, a penalty, where it's like nobody, we're probably not even going to enforce it during games because it's impossible to tell what is a hip drop tackle. But if there's somebody that gets injured, we can always find that guy a week later.
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Is Quinion Mitchell going to be okay?
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I just want to say for the record, I want the Eagles to be healthy. I want all their starters. I don't want injuries. Max and I agreed to turn injuries off this week. I want the Eagles at their best.
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Out of a rib. Yeah.
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If I could, I would. So, Max, we're getting a lot of questions about if we're going to do a hair bet.
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Fellas, next time you're at Ruby Tuesdays or Applebee's, look at those ribs. Just be like, that could be a vagina. Yeah.
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Yeah, I would agree with that. They got strong at running back. They've got a great running back now. Yep. And their defense is awesome.
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He looked okay today, but it's more like this is a weird game. This was a very tough game for the Rams to win in that environment. They almost fucking won. They almost pulled it out at the end. They were a play away. You're not happy if you're a Rams fan. You're pissed off.
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But ultimately, I think the big question for Rams fans is how much older are we going to let Matt Stafford get before we do something about it. Right. It's not like Matt Stafford sucks. He doesn't suck. No. But you have to naturally ask that question.
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I think the move is if it's like the Chiefs and the Rams and this year's Super Bowl, then you just bet your dick on the Chiefs. And that way, if the Rams win, at least they only cut my finger off.
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You're actually playing. You're doing the pinky bet in the safest era to do it in because it's just Patrick Mahomes every year.
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You're going to see how you feel after training camp.
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Instant safety. Instant safety. Do you think they were spending their hard-earned money in the chat because they wanted to see you win in overalls, or they wanted to see you lose in overalls?
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But they're called overalls. Yeah, so I might be wearing underalls. Yeah, you're wearing underalls.
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Right.
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But you're also wearing underwear. So you're wearing underalls over your underwear. You're wearing just undersums.
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That's right. After the game, Max, to his credit, he went right into the weight room, started working out, and by working out, I mean just sitting on the bench press, just refreshing Twitter, trying to see if there were any injury news that he could... I did end up... I think I did... I sat there for about an hour and a half, and I think I did...
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He was incredible.
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He was incredible. I think that scares me because being down our right guard, our best offensive lineman, it's troubling to think about that. That dude scares me. Your offensive line scares me too. He was insane.
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But good win. Do you see the graphic that memes posted? He's got a memes graveyard. So these are memes that he constructs. In anticipation of something potentially happening.
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And then when it doesn't happen, then he has to just throw them by the wayside. So there's a big graveyard of memes out there that never get used. And the one for the NFC Championship game, if it was going to be Rams versus Commanders, was me for the Commanders and then Big Cat holding up a hand with the pinky cut off for the Rams.
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Yeah. Yeah. I honestly didn't know that that was your face.
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Sometimes it's hard to beat good teams on the road. That's a fact. And that's what he ran into. Yeah. And the Ravens, to their credit, they did keep running the ball. This is not on hardball like we could say it was last year. This game, I would say it's on two guys. It's probably on Mark Andrews and Lamar. And the fumble that he had, it was a weird fumble. I don't know how he dropped that ball.
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He was getting tackled around his legs, and then he just kind of dropped it. He didn't get hit out.
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I like that we've got a nice clean hierarchy for now, though, of AFC West quarterbacks.
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Or AFC quarterbacks. Yeah. It goes Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson. And then Joe Burrow, if he was in the playoffs, he'd just probably be beating everybody.
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It's not just that they passed. They also moved Derrick Henry out to the side where he wasn't even a threat of running the ball. Yeah. They just got him out of the play entirely.
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I think there were multiple times where each team was just trying to kill as much of the clock as possible. Right. So scared of the other guy. That was the game plan is like just end with the ball. And I mean, who knows what would have happened if Mark Andrews catches that two point conversion? He should have caught it. It was a very easy catch for him.
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But there's still a lot of time left in that game. Yeah. This is growth, though. You want to talk about growth with Josh Allen? Yeah. There was the run that he had. There was four minutes, 15 seconds left in the game. Third and goal from the two-yard line. Josh keeps it, runs up the middle. Yep. And he thinks... He stops himself like mid-action.
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He thinks about trying to pitch the ball out of a group of like four Ravens defenders back to James Cook, who's standing like 12 yards away as Josh's arms are tied up. He wanted to do it. And in that moment, Josh was like, you know all the people that think maybe you shouldn't be so reckless with the ball all the time? They're right in this circumstance. And he pulled it in and got tackled. Yeah.
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That was third down. Third and goal. Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. That's personal growth. Yeah, he was definitely looking to pitch it. And it probably would have ended up costing them dearly. That would have been a tough play to make. So credit to Josh Allen for not matching all the buttons. Yeah, he held on to it. Yeah, what's the just go down button? Why? Yeah. He hit why.
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He made the right choice.
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They had enough plays where they stopped Derrick Henry for one or two yards and just hit the fuck out of him up the middle. It set a tone for their defense, and Derrick was never, ever... He had a couple nice runs in the open field that they kind of shoestring tackled him on. But if you can prevent him from doing the home run ones where he goes 70 yards, scores a touchdown...
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Good job to the Bills defense. Your linebackers and Ed Oliver was hitting people too. Great game from Ed.
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Tony Romo. Let James Cook. You ever heard of that one?
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Yeah, Tony blew that one. Closing their will. Also, shout out Josh Allen. He did the Aaron Rodgers where he just developed a spontaneous southern accent in the post-game interview.
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Was that the Perk Rodgers game? I think so. I think that was the Perk Rodgers. And maybe we got Perk Allen today.
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Weird stuff happens. And on that two-point conversion, yeah, it should have been a catch, should have been two points, but because you played it smart, kicked the field goal, put them in a position where weird shit benefits you.
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Yeah.
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Max, I'm curious to hear your take on this. There was a Baltimore radio host that called Buffalo a city of losers today. Would you concur with that guy?
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Would you concur that they're a city of losers? Because then Sean McDermott said in his post-game speech, this is a city of winners. The people of the city deserve more than whoever said that about them. Do you agree with Sean McDermott or the radio host that called them a city of losers?
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The Baltimore radio host called Buffalo a city of losers.
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He's kind of backtracking on the whole winner-loser thing. Sounds like you're confused. Yeah, he is.
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I would love Buffalo to get to the Super Bowl. I would love it. It would be so fucking awesome. Root for the Bills and Bills fans. What's that face, Hank? Are you okay? What is that face? Oh, Big Cat took a piss. I had to piss. I could hear it.
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No, I get it. They're both drunk. That's what he was going for.
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No. It's called Buffalo.
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Sister cities. Sister cities. Sister cities. Sister cities. They don't always look alike, Max.
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But they can still be sisters.
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I've thought about it.
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Yeah, I expect that Buffalo would probably be the darling of America. I'm not worried about that. I might root for you. I root for the Commanders. I don't know if I'd root for Max. I would never root for the Eagles. You can control what you can control.
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You would root for the Bills. I don't know. You said like two weeks ago that you hoped that I would lose the Super Bowl.
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I am rooting for the commanders, and I'm rooting for the Bills.
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Nah, we all know what we want. I mean, Max. We want the sad Max. You had your shot, and you got to the Super Bowl, and you would never see somebody rooting harder for you in that Super Bowl than Big Cat was. Because he had $200,000 on the line. Yeah, no, maybe that's the recipe then that I don't need. Yeah.
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Go off. I saw a picture of Patrick Mahomes kissing a referee. Yeah, I did too. I can't believe that they just let that happen.
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I don't know that you make any drastic changes. I don't know that you can look at this game and say, the guys that made mistakes, Mark Andrews, still a good player. Yeah.
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Great player.
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Oh, shit. So maybe you do cut him.
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Maybe you cut the social media person. I think what happens is Ravens fans just go into next season with... an impending sense of doom. Whereas this season it was like, okay, this is the year we believe they still were very optimistic. Lamar was playing as good as he has in his entire career. And they were the hottest team. But next year you go into the season being like a little bit jaded.
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I saw that too. Yeah. Andy Reid was on his knees on the sidelines. But the one where Patrick Mahomes is kissing a referee on the lips, I don't know how, if you're the NFL, you can let the Chiefs get away with that. Yeah. Something should be done about that.
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I don't know that we can do anything until I see it.
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It kind of sucks. Whoever lost this game was going to have to deal with a significant narrative. Right. Right. And as members of the media, it's our responsibility to uphold those narratives.
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It was going to be execution by the internet. Yeah.
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But yeah, to your point, Big Cat, the Texans, they were the first team that outgained an opponent by 100 yards, had zero turnovers, and lost a game in the playoffs. That's kind of bullshit. But diving deeper into what you said, they had a kick blocked. They missed an extra point. They missed a field goal. And you could tell that Kaimi Fairbairn, first of all, not a cold weather name.
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Speaking for myself, I'm going to be on edge all week.
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I mean, to be fair, I'm playing with house money. Max has a lot more to lose than I do right now. Oh, I like this. If the Commanders lose the NFC Championship, this is the start. Like, the window's open. Our window is just – I'm lifting up the window right now. It's cracked, and I'm getting that nice gust of cool air in on a hot summer day. So this is the start of something.
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For Max, this is like maybe middle to end of something. The pressure. I feel like I'm playing with house money, but I'm still going to be very nervous this week because it's the biggest game that I've seen since 1992.
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You're back to work. I watched 14 hours worth of highlights. My phone died. The battery on my phone died twice since the game ended last night because I was watching too many highlights.
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It's Monday right now. I've moved on. Just turned 12.01. Back to work.
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Second, when he went out there wearing the full-on sub-zero mask, the full ski mask, The cold was in his head.
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So there's that, and then there's the big return that they let up right off the bat. Stroud also got sacked eight times. He got banged up early, too. And there were just pressures up his dick.
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They're favored to win the Super Bowl, but they're probably going to be underdogs to whoever they play for in the AFC.
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Yeah, I think if any rookie quarterback is capable of doing what seems to be impossible and winning a Super Bowl in their first year, what I've seen from Jaden, he seems to be the kind of guy that could do that.
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Yeah. And I'm not saying that – I'm not confident that the Commanders are going to win the Super Bowl, but I think that they could, which is crazy, the growth that we've seen out of this guy.
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Yeah, we absolutely could. And I'm entitled to think soupy now because by thinking soupy, that just means I'm thinking about this game this weekend. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I agree. Listen, Max, we said it before we started taping. Things are going to get contentious by the end of the week. I think we're both trying to start this week out not firing the other guy up too much.
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Not talking as much shit because that's naturally going to occur as we get closer to the NFC Championship. But shout out to the NFC East. We are who the people thought the NFC North was.
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I think I'm going to just scout Max this week. I'm going to watch a lot of Max film.
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Oh, he's talking about himself. Oh, himself. Okay.
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We do. I was thinking maybe a mullet bet. Oh. I would do... Buy Super Bowl tickets bet? I think... That's not fair. I know, that's not fair. I also want to say, for the record, that if the Eagles... We have our great friends at game time. ...are lucky enough to make it to the Super Bowl, I think Max should attend that game in person. Yeah, so wait. I was going to ask this.
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I think the team is going to be upset they lose. Very upset. Well, obviously. That's what you just said.
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Well, Hank's been betting against us all season long, so why mess up a good thing?
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Counterpoint. Everyone thought that the Lions were going to smoke the Commanders.
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That's true.
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And then I switched. Breaking news. Amy Schumer has just completed her interview. I like that meme.
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I want to be perfectly clear. I do not give a shit who you guys root for.
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I'm on your side. Thanks, memes. Oh, you're back. No, no, because we're staying until Monday. Oh, me and memes all the way. Always been best friends.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it was really nice being able to watch the games today, knowing that I was already in the NFC Championship game. Next week, it's going to suck because I'm either going to... Well, if I lose, I'm going to be so upset during the AFC Championship game that I'm not going to be able to properly enjoy it.
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We should also say, though, that Jaden did throw two interceptions. Wait, you weren't supposed to be listening to that. No, I'm just saying. I want to make sure to point that out because Max was going to say we have to talk about that.
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I would – yeah, on paper, the roster – No, they are.
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Yeah, he was not... That is not a cold-weather kicker.
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But you also have to look at – The Lions were better.
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But the Lions were playing scrubs. The thing is, the Lions were not better. We were the better team. It's not like – like, our guys were better than their guys on Saturday. Yeah, that – Because all their guys were hurt.
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Yeah. If we're doing a guy off, I would agree with that. What's the most important position?
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Yeah, not against the Bills, though. You're going to root for the Bills.
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On the numbers side of it, misery always does better than being happy, right? Well, we're getting that no matter what. That's the beauty. That's the beauty of this.
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No, the weather was up by 11 points before kickoff. So on those plays, It leads me to one thing I've been talking about for the last couple years, which is the in-studio analysts. The in-studio analysts that do these network games, this guy on ESPN was a guy by the name of Russell Yerke, who we've never heard of before. We thought he might be AI because the picture of him looked like he was AI.
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That night is statistically my most probable night of dying that I think I've ever had in my life. New Orleans, Super Bowl victory, I'm 40. You're a man. That's like, if you look at a pie chart of different days and how likely I was to die on each day in my entire life, that would be like 12% of the entire pie that one day.
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Okay. That's all I ask.
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But listen, I'm focused on this week.
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When Hank was in the victory parade. That was huge.
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Parting with the Patriots after they won two Super Bowls.
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Okay, I think it would actually be. I think people would listen at a super high clip if it was commanders, chiefs in the Super Bowl, and the commanders beat Mahomes and the chiefs.
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I think that would do some numbers.
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Yeah.
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Hank, what you just said was insane, though. You think that the episode after the NFC Championship game is going to be bigger than the episode after Super Bowl?
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Ohio State. Ohio State. Yeah. But I think Lou Holtz is going to be in the building. What are you shaking your head about, Max?
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This is why the season lasts too long. I've been locked in on NFL. I haven't had time.
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They showed his picture on the screen for about two seconds, then they take it away. This guy was the... The guy who headed up the oversight for instant replay for like a dozen years in the NFL. He is a computer program. Right. His job, he was not a ref. He was the head of replay officiating. So he might as well be just a piece of software code. Right. I'm sick of the replay guys, the analysts.
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They got to be able to, like, I mean, Notre Dame's defense is very good. I do love Notre Dame's rushing attack, too.
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Yeah, if Ryan Day is sweating in the second half, he's going to drop the ball.
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I'm okay with the season going on this long because it's more football. We have a meaningful football game tomorrow night, but also I was not thinking at all about college football this week.
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Move them up. But also keep Army-Navy as a standalone.
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I don't like that. I like that as standalone.
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Getting on TV and just being like, yeah, the refs are right. Right. That was a good call. The unnecessary roughness against Mahomes was complete bullshit. Complete bullshit. The one where they hit him in the pocket, that was bullshit, too, because it was the chest that made contact with his shoulder. And then, yeah, his face or his helmet got close. That was the problem.
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It's like the plane's going to crash, and so you just confess your love to the person that you're next to?
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But in this analogy, life does go on.
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But what a smart marketing move by TikTok to have everybody celebrate the death of your app, talk about how great it is, start crying because they can't use your app anymore. Boom, we're back.
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Yeah. Yeah. So we're back.
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What about all the influencers that signed up for for was it Red Scare? Red Note. Red Note. Yeah. The Chinese government owned app that's like glorified. I think in the terms of service, it said to promote the values of socialism.
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I thought the Supreme Court, was it like 9-0? It was unanimous, and it upheld the ban.
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Yeah, we're back.
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Well, the thing about it, I read something, and I think it was from- It's the devil you know versus the devil you don't. Yeah, from the court briefing on what they were saying about TikTok. I think-
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That with TikTok, if you have TikTok, and let's say your mom doesn't have TikTok, by you being on TikTok and allowing access to your contacts, the Chinese government now has access to everything about your mom, who's not even on the app.
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My Who's Back of the Week, well, I have an update on the Falconer for Lazio. Oh. So he disputes the claim. To refresh your memory, he's the Falconer for the soccer team Lazio that got kicked off the team.
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Close to the face mask afterwards. That was bullshit. But again, if the Chiefs get any breaks in games, they capitalize on it. They always do. And also, the Texans might be circled as being one of the teams that refs take a closer look at because of the way they reacted to the Al Shayer suspension thing, which is complete bullshit also.
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Because he got a penis enhancement surgery, and then he barricaded himself inside the team facility to protest his firing. He is claiming that he never barricaded himself inside the team facility, rather that he had a medical condition after the surgery, where if he stood up, he would have started bleeding from his penis. Oh. And he said, I have a medical certificate.
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If I get up, I will lose blood from my penis. So he's got a note from the doctor saying the only reason he barricaded himself was because he was not allowed to stand up and move around. Got it. So we'll see. As of now, still fired. I don't think the Falconer was ever in any immediate danger, but we do advocate for his reinstatement as Falconer, official team Falconer ASAP.
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My other Who's Back of the Week is Woolly Mammoths. They're back. There's a company called Colossal Biosciences. And they just raised $200 million. Their company's valued at $10.2 billion to bring back and clone woolly mammoths. Whoa. And I'd say it's high time that this happened. That's pretty awesome.
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I've been waiting for a billionaire to actually do Jurassic Park ever since that movie came out. We have the technology. What bad could happen from reinventing all these old extinct animals? Yeah. So woolly mammoths might be back soon, which I would fucking love to see woolly mammoths walking around out there.
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We got Coyotes. Let's do it. Why not Wooly Mammoths? Yeah, let's fucking do it. I'm all in. Wooly Mammoths.
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Yeah, he wanted to be a Dodger because he grew up loving Jackie Robinson. Oh. That's what he said.
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Oh, yeah. She's back. She's doing interviews again. I debated her one time. Yeah, you did? Yeah, yeah.
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I didn't debate her about anything political. I debated her on whether or not she pooped her pants. Ah. I took the position of yes, she did. And she said no. Yeah, I won the debate.
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What a week we got coming up. Max, let's just agree that this week a lot of stuff is going to be said. There's no but after that.
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It's not going to go your way. Yeah, you're calling for daddy. You want daddy to fly... You're trying to fly out Roan. Facts. You need Roan. Facts. You need him. For the record, I do not want Roan to fly out. Not because I don't like hanging out with Roan and being with him. Roan scares me. You need Roan. Roan and Big Dom scare me. You need Roan. Bad.
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But also, the matchup of Chris Jones going up against this Texans offensive line on the field, in between the lines, in between the whistles, that was dominance. It was just so disruptive.
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We did say no buts. I mean, also, Pug's here. Pug is here. Pug is an Eagles fan. Pug, you want to talk shit? No, no, it's NFC East respect. We respect each other. Love that. Love that pug.
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It's funny that Notre Dame is like the plucky underdog.
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Nobody believes in them.