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Draft Of Superheroes That Should Exist, Rory McIlroy Wins Masters, And Our Fish Makes His Debut

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episode 122 good to be here um listen first of all let's just address the fish in the room yeah we've got scott flipping to our to our right his name is scott matthew flipping welcome to the time let's go scott flipping man scott matthew flipping so he we got to keep in mind this is it's his first time on camera so he might so that's why he's tucked away in the corner and he likes to when he his safe spot is usually the corner of the tank

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That'd be a good way to like leave parties and shit too.

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Or at a setup outside of a place. He's never given a tip to somebody that just didn't, that didn't need a tip. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He's never given a guilt tip. Never. Just because the iPad's there. But nobody feels disrespected.

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That's okay. So yeah. So I don't, he's controversial and that's, yeah, but it's like, yeah. Does he do that at, well, hold on. But does he do that at target Walmart? Yes. Right. So he's a thief. Does he do it? Does he do it at like car dealerships? Yes. Okay. He's a thief. You, you know, we're splitting hairs here with polite. He's polite. Just when he bought, I saw he posted.

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Get the fish, get the fish, man. Exactly. Like, like life is short. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, and, and at the end of the day, it's like with every fish comes a fish basket. A hundred percent. That's the phrase. I think that's, it's, that's a phrase. Yeah.

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He didn't want to be solicited. I'm just saying he got a Corvette, right? I saw it on a story. Congrats. Polite man. What do you think he did when he got it? Do you think he disappeared and drove away? He calls it the polite goodbye. Yeah, I think he's going to. You think he's scummy? Kind of. I don't think so. He's dope in person. I just think we can all relate, right?

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Yeah, I do think we can relate. We've all been there. We can leave it at that. We don't have to get to the hundreds of millions of dollars that he's stolen. That's whatever. He does a lot of good. Yeah, I got The Settler. The Settler? Settler. The Settler. He settles in countries. Well, no, he just... He's able to, like, mediate anything. So, like... Wow.

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Like, when it was Batman Joker, he would have just been like, look, dude, we should just... But every time it works. You're right. I don't want to be evil anymore. So he just, any big fight, he's like, let's just, what are we doing? What do you need? And it works every time. And he could do that in real life fight, people fighting. You could do it in wars. Wars. Wars would be the best.

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That'll really help. What are we doing? Yeah, guys. You love each other. Yeah, and they all just go get dinner. But he has no, again, no lead.

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Mr. Two Man. I don't really... I didn't really work this one out completely. But it's like he can like... At any time he could spawn another human. They could be whatever, look like whatever. So he could just be walking. So he could just spawn... He could spawn a buddy. Like he could spawn a drinking buddy. Wow. He could spawn... Do they know him?

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He could spawn a criminal and stop the criminal and then look like a hero. I don't really know. It's kind of half-baked. The last one was pretty good. I don't know if they are in sync with him because maybe he could spawn someone that starts to pretend to beat him up and then the criminal comes and gets him off and then they both team up on the criminal. It's a good thing.

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How has it been for you? Cause I know like for Sarah and I, like, like now a lot of the focus is here, right? How has it been for you? And like, you're like with Nino and like, well, like have, are they like, oh, you're like, you're a full dad mode.

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I think you basically have a decoy. He can spawn anybody.

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I don't fuck with decoy man. Maybe he's like meeting a... I feel like two men and decoy man are very similar. Maybe he's meeting two girls and he could spawn an ugly guy to make him look better. Really nice. You know what I mean? Really nice, yeah. Or like he could spawn a girl to make the girls jealous. But you can't just spawn a hot girl that likes you.

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Yeah, Decoy's a scumbag. He's just spawning like five girls and taking them home.

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And yeah, they're always like, no way he's doing that. He was doing it the whole 20 years. And so now he's in prison for the next like 60 years. He was just spawning hot girls.

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Yeah, but Mr. Two Man, all that stuff, it doesn't work in his system. So you can only spawn like... And maybe they like disappear after a couple hours.

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I like that. But Decoy knew they would disappear too. Yeah, exactly. And so he was just a weirdo.

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I had Spider-Man. That just wouldn't. That would never stick. That's fucking stupid. Spider-Man? I know. It's stupid. That's why. Why'd you bring up? No, that's why I'm saying I'm not going to take it. But why'd you bring up a dumb idea? Dude, I'm just saying. No, I know. I'm just saying. Spider-Man. I'm on my fifth pick. Who likes Spider-Man?

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And I always like to just kind of get everything off my chest. What do you think he'd do? Like, do webs and shit? I don't know. I don't know. Like, get by Spider-Man. That's so dumb.

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Who are the Portland Thorns? What team are they? Women's soccer team in Portland. Shitty names. No? Why are you a thorn? Thorns hurt and they're sharp. Yeah, but so do blue devils. No, but those are cool. Yeah, I guess. I don't know about that. Yeah, I like that. So I think what's really cool about Thorn is he's a businessman. He's an entrepreneur. Yeah, but what is the thorn thing?

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It's just like people who didn't fuck with. He just puts thorns in their shoes. Dude, those things hurt too. I know. Could you hire him? Yes. Privately? Yes. And they get thorned. You could thorn somebody. I could thorn your sock right now. How do you feel about the ethics of that? A lot of your guys are scummy, scummy heroes. Yeah, well, you have Two Man. Let's be honest. He ain't no decoy.

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No, he doesn't. He's not doing that shit. Two Man's different. I don't think so, man. I think the ethics are whatever, man. So you just thorn them up. Yeah, you just thorn people. Get thorned.

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And I heard you can leave a note. Yeah. Get thorned. You've been thorned.

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He charges a lot, too, right? Worth it, though. It's like 20K per- I've had a couple people thorned, and it was really nice. That's dope. No, that's dope.

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That'll do it for draft, though. We are going to try a couple foods. Should we try the foods now?

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Uh, let's statistic and try food. This will be a quick one.

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I don't care if it's early. You're f***ing going.

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Toughen up, man. Soft little cry fish. Okay, Steph. Yeah, but this is tough love. I'm his father. And non-fish owners wouldn't get it. We're trying to raise an NFL running back. Right in this tank. So you have to eat if you want to be that. I think you're taking it a little bit too far. My bad. Because we want him to still love football. Yeah, you're right. He needs to eat. He's skinny right now.

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He is. No, he is. He's scrawny. He's still like a day old. Yeah. Start him young, man. Start him young. In theme of the superhero thing, according to Ranker.com, nationwide vote, millions of votes, top 10 best superheroes of all time. There's two that you won't get. Superman. Go ahead and rattle off eight out of ten. Superman. And I don't want to... Wow. What? That's like crazy.

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Nope. Everybody else that you think would be in there is in there, though. Spidey? Two. Hulk? Nine. America? Six. Iron Man?

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And it's not a, oh shit, it's a privilege to have to go to bed early for this fish.

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You got... Really? Batman. One. But Superman's not in there? I don't know why Superman's not in there. I shouldn't... We don't know a lot of hero stuff. They might be like, yeah, of course he's not in there. He's done so well. No, he's Superman. I know, but they might be like, he's overrated. Um, okay. I'm just forgetting about people. Yeah.

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I mean, you're not, the run's not going to happen at this point. Deadpool. In the four. There you go. Four. In the seven. There you go. Okay. But who's like... So now you got the three, the eight, the ten. Who's being like, I like... Thor more than Superman. Maybe people. The voters on Ranker get weird, I think. But you're like, dude, Superman's like, you could argue he's the face of the city.

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I know. I would say Spider-Man or Superman or Batman. Wolverine's in the three. Wolverine. In the three. Wow. Wow. You got the eight and the ten. So now I'm milked? Yeah, I mean, you've got them both, but you will not say them.

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You've heard the names. Yeah, you won't say them. What about like the archer? I don't even know if that's a part. Let me think. Ant-Man. What? Good run. Sorry. It just had a good run. My bad. My bad. My bad. Flash. The Flash. Could have gotten it. That guy's quick. And then Wonder Woman was in the 10. I don't think you were going to guess Wonder Woman.

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They're real friends. They're really, they're happy friends.

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So there's the stat. Let's try. So this is the same package.

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So these are the good ones, I think. So we're going to start with sour squashies here. So these were, this was like the T-Swift favorite candy thing, but I think these were the, they were like, you have to get the British ones. I saw people saying that.

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So these are sour squashies. So these are the good version, I think.

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100%. Yeah. What? This is why we wanted out of the squashy the first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Sour? What? You said you're sour? What? Squashy? You're a squashy. Are you sour, though? What? Kick of sour. Small kick. Small kick. Right? Small kick.

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I would say overall... Yeah, neat candy. I don't think it beats the Piggly Wiggly for me.

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Sounds a little bit... Yeah, a little weird. We did the pig last week. Last epi, the pig was probably the best sour candy I've ever had. I think it's called Percy Pig. Ooh, looks great. Whoa. Looks really good.

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Some friends fade away. No, but no, he keeps me up at night. I've lost sleep. I know. Right. Me too. Yeah. Like you don't get your, your, you're not going to get as much sleep. When's the last time we got a full eight hours? Like probably, I can't remember. I cannot remember the last time.

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7.8. I'll give it a 6.7. Sure. But that's a 7.1. I think these pig things out of the British pig thing they're doing is really good. And the other ones were pig tails. The pig tail sours are the best thing ever. These are going to get 7.3 for me. Okay.

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6.1. I need to understand it more. I got caught up in there. I was like... I got caught up in there and I said... Wait, am I eating bread? Or some shit? Like, you know what I'm saying? Am I eating... Should we try one more candy? Mm-hmm. I just, I want to end on a 9.9. What do we got here to wrap it up? All right. These. Those look good. Oh, pinballs look good. Okay. Pinballs. We got pin. Balls.

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Pinballs. All right. So what did you give that last one? 6-1. 6-1. I gave it a 5-5. I gave the first one like a 6-5. Squashies were good. Pink. And then I'm going to give myself a pink one. Just look.

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Right. Um, God, it's just, it's, it's, it's so, so cool.

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Six. I mean, it's good. It's good. I gave it a flat seven. You know what it is? It's like a... Airhead. Yeah. Whoa. It is an airhead. It's a bald airhead. Yeah, but airhead balls exist.

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No, and it probably tastes exactly like that, huh?

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If you want a good, simple candy, I can see them having a good, nice fan base. Pinballs. Zing. Zingy. Zingly, tingly center. Yeah, I got that.

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So that was like four more candies. P.O. Box, Dalton, go ahead and just have it up this whole segment. All right, let's get into... Send us some more stuff. Okay. News punch. Hey. News punch.

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I was going to say, I don't think this does it. It's obviously beautiful.

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You know what? Just take a second because this is what life is about. Take a second to just be like... Wow. Not what do we need to do, not what videos do we need to make.

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Yeah, I think we can go UFC. Let's start. Let's just talk the two big ones, obviously.

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Give him to Oliveira. Like, not even kidding. Dude, because I saw him as young entertainer. Even like McGregor obviously was great for a couple years, but he was more entertainer. I saw Patty as that. This guy is a prodigy fighter. He looked really, really good. Michael Chandler is 38. He didn't look great. He's probably going to retire soon.

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you heard dc nobody saw this coming no you couldn't you couldn't one dc said he read it through in his head to bring to beat him that way on the feet dominic beating the shit out of a dominant in every in every facet unbelievable uh... unbelievable it's good about that division i was like

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Like, but it's the, it's cliches are real. It's the truth, dude. It's the fucking truth.

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Or what was the other one? Charles. Yeah, Charles. Dawson. I'm really proud of that guy. I mean, that's... That's really good for the UFC, too.

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Volk's back on top. Really, really great fight. Really great fight. Great fight. Lopez. We say his name wrong. Lopez. It's Lopez.

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It's Diego Lopez. Yeah. Slap a Z on him, we'll do Lopez.

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Lopez, yeah. It's Lopez. We're going to do Diego Lopez. He showed he belongs in the title fight, right?

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And that's what fucking Scott has taught us, man. And I feel like we just, it, you, it forces you to grow up.

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Just fight somebody else in the top five. Hang out. Volk will get old.

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Oh, really? That would have been a great way to do it.

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And the way he won, that wasn't as dominant as he's been. It's like he should just like... Lay those gloves down, man. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean... He's just tapped in. And Volk's probably like the goat in that division.

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UFC post or story? Story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's it.

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Oh, I'm sure he did. I'm sure he did. And then we got, I mean, exciting NBA season. Say what you want about the state of the league. How exciting was that day? Oh, we also had Rory won, but let's go.

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Yeah, exciting playoff. I'm happy for him that he didn't choke.

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Yeah, I wanted Bryson, but I'm happy. I didn't really want anybody. You know who I kind of am bummed out for is that guy Rose. It was shown like the final groups of the Masters from like 2015 on. He's been in like five of them. He just keeps, and he's like literally one stroke away. He's been like five or six times like that. I just kind of feel bad, you know?

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That's why I think they're like, I just made a lot of money.

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And you're not a franchise with people aren't going to come. It's like you're just you and you made a lot of bread. It's like he made a really good business play this weekend. Exactly.

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I'm just pulling this up here just to have... So, in a way, it's like I'm more happy for him than I am... That he keeps getting up there. Yeah, that's true.

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Yeah, it's really hot. My eyes are... So, we got the NBA playoffs. So, we got Thunder 1. We're playing the Clips, obviously. Lakers, Wolves. Who do you think... We're going to do, obviously, a whole lot. We're going to do a whole lot. We don't got to go predictions.

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I like this matchup. We can go three and four now. That's going to be fun.

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Maybe a Wednesday, a pod, maybe a... Yeah, it depends on what type of NBA you like, but if you like competition, man, this is the most exciting year ever.

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It will change your life. It will change everything. It'll change your perspective, change your life. Have the fish, have the fish. If you're in the position. Exactly. Have the fish. And Scott's just going to hang out here. He was eating before, right? He ate and then he, and then he started spitting up and ate it again. And then he puked it again. It looks like he needs to shred it up.

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I like domination. Yeah, like a big four Warriors. The heat. It's very exciting. When it was Cavs-Warriors four years in a row. So exciting, dude. Yeah, I agree. People would disagree. Well, but it's not even shallow to say. It's like storied rivalries, though, are really fun to look. That's not shallow.

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That's not just, I like the overdog. We do like the overdog.

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That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that is crazy.

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I don't know. I didn't fully understand that. At first, for some reason, I went straight to it was Cade's girl. I don't know why I thought that. So I was like, oh, my God.

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I think Cade probably doesn't like it. He probably doesn't like it. He's probably like, as a man, like, take my shoes off.

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Yeah, I think he probably doesn't like it. I would love it, man. Dude, it's Drake. Come on now.

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Even if he does like it, he can't really say that he thinks it's cool.

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That's kind of cool, though. It's like the best player on that team left his Crocs in there and I wore them.

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Yeah, that was fun. Very fun. Great sport. Really hard sport. I'm going to try to break 100. You're going to try to break 80. You shot a 90?

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Yeah, but you are. You have, like, you don't, like, I need to fit, like, you have all the strokes. You have all the swings in your bag.

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But I'm just saying, like, I think it's close, dude. It's like you don't, like, I can't hit a five iron yet. You are in that spot, like, 60% of the time I'm going to hit a great five iron right on the green. So, like, if they just all fall. True beans. Yeah, but, dude, think about how insane of a round it would be for you to shoot a 79. You'd be like, oh, my God.

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yeah we gotta shred it up we kinda just dropped it in there it's good to know that he knows it's there though because we were worried he was gonna starve to death yeah but maybe he just didn't like that flake right which we can get him different flakes we can get him different I'll get you barbecue flakes not super sugary flakes though we're not we don't do processed flakes we don't do and we're a little strict we do no phones right no phones after 9 no phones after well no phone until he's older too until he's at least no social media until he's I think he uses my phone sometimes

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Oh, Drop, yeah. Not great, not bad. It's a good movie. It is good. 7 out of 10 is the most accurate rating of anything I've ever done. Not 7.1, not 6.9. No, and it's not just because 7s are on number. 7.0 out of 10.

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Oh. Him... Spoiler alert. Yeah, spoiler alert for White Lotus. Like, I saw that that was going to be his pop, kind of. But by the way, why didn't you say you were his pop? I know. Like, you pulled up, like, you're like, don't do that. You should be like, yo, like, you're my... Because you wouldn't have done that.

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that he was on the way out so that was on the way i tried to get but it sucked for it for the couple to go down for the cover on the island girl romeo and julia that's kind of what it felt like it felt a lot like that book room romeo and julia i would say I thought it... Did it scratch your itch? It scratched my itch. It scratched my butt, too.

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That was too... That wasn't real. It was... He ate the poison. He's gotta die.

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It would have scratched my ass even more. You know what I mean? Like, oh, Lachlan was the best kid out of them.

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And he was the one that the pop didn't want to die.

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I'm a people pleaser. Dude, you're nuts for that. You are weird, man. Pause, Lachlan.

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Yeah, there's a tumble tea. Tumble tea, tumble tea, tumble tea.

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It was good. I think I agree with you saying season two was slept on. It's like the automatic answer for everyone is always season one best, season three second.

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I haven't seen it so far to the point that I didn't even realize that actress was in season two from Drop.

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Yeah, they both got upside. Yeah, I mean, I think... I like Paul George athletically. I like the Buddhist monk, you know, in terms of just thinking the game.

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But I think... Like, Paul George is a great shooter. Exactly. That matters, too. But I also think Buddhist Monk uses the Uno Reverse very well. Yeah, he does.

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I'm going to go Paul George in six. I think he's too good. He's six? He's too athletic. You think he's just too much? He's too athletic, yeah. I think it's a good game, though.

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This one comes from Kellen Labelle. What's up, Kellen Labelle? Thinking about sending you guys a shrimp. Do you all want a shrimp? Yeah. Yeah, we fuck a shrimp.

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We don't need a dead shrimp. Yeah, I'm not saying we don't need food shrimp.

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No, we don't eat. We do not eat fish. That's so disgusting. It's rude. Do people actually do that? I think it's absolutely insane. Every time you think you're going to do that, look at our Scott.

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But he doesn't have an Instagram account. Yeah, yet. I hope he doesn't. He might have an Insta. So yeah, we're kind of stricter. We're on the stricter side.

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Yeah. But a live shrimp. Yeah. Scott actually does need a buddy. What he needs is somebody to really hold him accountable. Because right now he's in this bowl. You know what I'm saying? He's got some SpongeBob shit. He's got some Fortnite shit.

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Yeah, we don't know. We check on him, but when we leave this tank alone, we don't know what he's doing. I think he just plays a lot of Fortnite.

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But a shrimp, like, like, yeah, like a shrimp that's like mature and going to help him. Like we don't need him hanging around. He ran in a shitty crew of fish. I think that put him off on the run.

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Yeah. He got mixed up with some bad apples. Yeah. So a shrimp that has his life together. Yeah. We're down. So do shrimp just, would he, would he have the ability to like swim around or does he just hang on the bottom?

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Yeah. Yeah. I feel like he just... I don't know, man.

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We would have to make sure that he doesn't eat our son, to be honest. No, I think our son would eat the shrimp. Yeah, shrimp are really small, huh? This is the shrimp we'd be looking at.

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Yeah, we don't... And we called him a shrimp taco? Yeah. Yeah, that's a dick move. Honestly, I wouldn't do that. But yeah, please send us a shrimp. We'll figure it out. Send us a shrimp. We'll drop them in there. Yeah, absolutely. We got Dylan Lynch. He said, Dylan Lynch said, your favorite Severance actor, Christopher Walken here. I feel like it's Dylan Lynch and not Christopher Walken.

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I don't know. I wouldn't be so sure. Oh, Christopher Walken.

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That's our favorite actor, yeah. Just hoping to get a blind ranking on the unanimous five best names of all time. To kick it off, we have Tiger Woods. These are all really good names, all five. Tiger Woods, I'm going to put it in the three just because his name's not Tiger. Right, right, right. Well, yeah, some of these guys, yeah, like the next guy's a stage name too. We have Patrick Starr.

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But no, he'll thank us when he's 20 days old. He'll be like, thank you, Scott. Thank you.

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Yeah, it is. Really? First name, yeah. Leon. Leon Starr. You knew that. I didn't know that. I did not know that. Yeah, no, his first name's Leon. And he goes by Patrick Starr on set.

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So does that ruin Pat's mystique to you a little bit? It ruins it a little bit. You didn't know that, huh? You didn't know that. Well, just because it's like... You know Squidward is not... Yeah. Because that's too good to be true. Exactly. What's his name? Lance? Lance Tentacles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Anybody would know that that's a stage name. Then we have Steve Jobs. I think that's his name, so that's a good one. Steve Jobs. But is that like cool, really? Five. Your name's Steve at the end of the day. And your last name is like... Jobs. Jobs are boring. Yeah.

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exactly thank you guys we've got draft of superheroes that should exist or yeah superheroes that should exist don't exist that should um questions from the questions from yeah we got questions from the sticks and we have statista i got a quick statista we also it's thursday when we're filming this is coming out on monday we're going golf a little golf trip with the pops yeah and may or may not punch news probably won't

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Yeah. But yeah, I mean... It's like a neat name. It's a neat name. I do like it, but it's... I hope they bring Lonzo Ball.

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Yeah. Now we have Albert Einstein. I'll give it... I mean, I'll have to put in the two. I do think... It is a cool name. Is it cool or he is iconic? Albert Einstein. Yeah, it's got a good ring. Yeah. It's got a ring. And you have the one correct. I mean, this name fucking rocks. Stage name again, but Buzz Lightyear. Killer. Yeah. Absolutely killer. And his name is Buzz.

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I think his last name is what he changed. I think it's Buzz Williams. Buzz Williams. But yeah, he's a great name.

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Yeah. You, who is this? It's Cormac. You don't know how to parent our fish. You don't, and it's like, okay, yeah, sure, Fish said that to you, but it's like, dude, like, we know Fish better than you. Fish told us that smoking the jewel isn't going to affect his health. Yeah, so then what else is he telling you, Cormac? You think you know what's best, Cormac, for our son?

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It's so like, it's so, it's honestly, it's funny. It's funny. And it's like the nerve, no, but the nerve on Cormac to tell us. But it's also like, it's also like. You don't have a fish. You haven't sat next to Scott. You haven't looked Scott. Is Scott shitting? Scott's shitting. Scott just took a shit. Did he actually? Let's go, dude. So do we have to like clean that out? I don't know.

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Maybe we got to hire. Scott took a shit. I swear to God. I swear to God. Wait, so did you watch it come out of his fins? Holy shit. Did you watch it come out of his fin? Dude.

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Those are actually bigger. Did you watch it? Yeah, I just watched that second dump just be taken. Oh my God, Scott. By the way, Scott, we told you that the bathroom is in the taco.

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And we're filming, so please. Yeah. Do better next time. If you want to take a shit, go in the taco. Okay. Well, we're willing to clean up your bathroom.

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Okay. Because we like, you know what I'm saying? Like they don't, you think they want to go on the, on the tent shit in the taco next time. Stop being so pampered. Seriously. Seriously. Um, you think fish drink water? No, they can't. Right. It's, I don't know. What is, what are they? What are fish? What's it, what's going on in that body? I don't know, but they're breathing water.

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Yes. It is a very interesting... Like they breathe. They have to be underwater to breathe. So how do they hydrate?

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Let's look that up. Their version of water would be air. Would be air. So they got to drink air? How does a fish hydrate? Scott, you are one crazy motherfucker. I can't believe you just took a dump. Yeah, fucking don't do that again, Scott. That's crazy. Fish stay hydrated through a process called osmoregulate. Oh, I'm not doing an AI overview. Not to sound dumb, but how do fish drink water?

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Depends on if it's freshwater. Freshwater fish are always absorbing water from their surroundings. Saltwater fish are always drinking water because their bodies are less. So they're just kind of drinking. So are we going to run out of tank water, I'm going to say, because he's going to be sipping on it? Well, just don't sip so much water, Scott.

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And now you're sipping, since you didn't shit in the taco, you're sipping shit water.

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No, I think we probably will, but it'll be on mini mics. Oh, yeah, we'll punch it because we do have UFC. That's what I'm saying. Which maybe we make some predictions later on. We do have the Masters. Bryson looked good. Jon Rahm looked bad. And we have our, we're going to play a couple rounds. I would like to maybe recap how that's going. Oh, we do our Masters and we do holes. Yes, exactly.

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Dude, those are bigger shits than I thought you would say.

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They're there somewhere. All right, Big Coop said, soundboard. Hey, Slash and Manny, I actually have a question for the soundboard. Oh, that's cool. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Nice to meet you. Just let us finish the question first, Soundboard. Can't believe I'm talking to you right now. Just let us finish the question. Please react to these. He's nervous.

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It's like when he gets one chance, it's like he wants to make the most of it. Please react to these. Dude, shut up, Soundboard. Questions from the sticks. You know what? Let him have his moment. What else you got to say before we finish it? okay please react to these four words just so we can get a feel for you since you're new right toad okay that's that's exactly where it needs to be boobs

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This is Big Coop asking, by the way. So he said, Big Coop. Okay, he's a question asker.

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All right. That's all I got. Nice to meet you, Soundboard. I love the Texas Rangers.

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I love it. It's a nice piece. We got Jake here who said, hey, back with day one of animal group names. What is a group of narwhals called? Is this real? I have the answer. Let me try to guess. You won't. A group of narwhals is called... Wow! They really just make up names for groups. A fraternity. A blessing. Really? A group of narwhals is called a blessing. Yeah, but they're just saying shit.

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I like how they're having fun in that category.

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But he's our little, he's our little fish, man. And we love him.

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But what are the funny ones? Like a school of fish.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call it a blessing. He will do that.

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So somebody just get this across his desk and he'll definitely put it in a song. What's a group of sharks called? Dude, this is awesome. A group of sharks is called? A shiver. That's good.

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What's a group of lions called? A pride. They just make up words. I do too. I like what they're doing in that.

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That's good stuff, man. That's a great question. I mean, I don't know the financials in terms of what zoos make.

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That's good. And then what else? Which, by the way, the Masters is so fun to watch.

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I do think the value is probably there too, but like to own a freaking giraffe and lions and penguins.

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If they have penguins especially, imagine owning some penguins.

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yeah like you you got a whole panda like if you fuck with me i will literally send a lion to your house and not to mention like you can hang out with the monkeys yeah the monkeys are dope like i would kick with like the llamas and shit too yeah for like social shit like yeah if you want to go out and you kind of don't have a whole crew going throw a penguin and a monkey put a penguin and a monkey you're good

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And you're always going to have a story. Exactly. Like that night, penguins get hammered, by the way. Penguins drink a lot. Well, it's their culture. Yeah, 100%. It's like an Irish. Yeah, very Irish. They drink a lot every day, all day. And they love it. And they love it. They love it. They're happier. They love their stout. Yes, they love their Guinness. Exactly.

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You need to go on a walk around the block and you don't want to look weird because you're walking by yourself. take a zebra. That doesn't look weird then. Exactly. That's because it's like, Oh, I just had to take my zebra out. Right.

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Yeah, I mean, we looked great. The energy looked great. But did you see the MPJ clip? No.

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It's definitely Mahoney. Aiden Mahoney. Yeah. Cool. Start bench cut. The slide, the swings, the monkey bars. The slide, the swings. I'm starting the swings. Swings are elite to me. I think the swings, you can't tell the story of Park without swings. No, and then I think it's... But you're not starting the slide, though? No, the slide is coming off my bench. The slide, to me, plays in spurts.

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Really, really gifted. He's probably, Zach, pound for pound, the most talented thing here. But I think we need to build around the slide. And also, by the way... Slide can't play defense. I know, but the swings are like, they're on a whole different contract. They're not even a part of the park. We're both cutting monkey bars. We can agree on that. That's a workout.

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Zach, everything you're saying about the slide, I agree with. I understand that. I think you want to build around slide.

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I think the swings are more of a leader. I think they're more of a... I think there's a little bit of magic in this one. I think the swings are LeBron. I think the slide is like... Who's just like a... I think you're diminishing the value of the slide. He's off my bench. I think the slide might be LeBron James. I think the swing might be... Swings are LeBron.

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It reminds me of a... No, slide is James Harden. Swings are LeBron James. I was going to say the swing reminds me of a prime James Harden. Great score. That gives me slide. But they're one-dimensional. He can't go right, the swing. No, he can go right. He can go right. He can go right, man.

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He developed his right. He can go right. Not if somebody's not pushing him. So you're starting slide. But if there's a pusher, if the swing set came with a pusher.

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An on-staff pusher. No, it's a pusher. An on-staff pusher. No, this is from Aiden Mahoney.

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Swings plus on-staff pusher. The slide, the swings, the monkey bar. Oh, did you not say on-staff pusher? No pusher. You've got to pump those knees. You've got to pump the legs. Oh, okay. I'm still going to start him, but that could be a bit of a pusher. You've got to get yourself revved up. Yeah, you've got to use your feet, I guess. Get elevated. I'm still starting the swings, though.

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What's the clip? They asked him. What should I look up on Twitter?

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Oh, dude, that would definitely hurt his feelings.

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That's crazy. What the hell? That would fuck up. What the hell, yeah? That would fuck up. You have to pull it up at this point. I would hate my teammates. You know what? You're not going to find it.

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Yeah, if they went to dinner without him, that shit matters. Dude, that actually does. We've been on teams. If your teammate went without you, I'd be really pumped.

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And just even like, even just him doing the board and shit, you could just tell. Yeah, he's fired up. And we just got a non-threat in the coaching role right now. I think he'll be our coach. I think he's just fine. He's the son of an all-time great like Mike. He really is like another Mike. He's going to just keep Yoke happy.

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I know. Well, for me, it was like the perspective shift that happened. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I, like one of our videos didn't do as well today. And I was like, you know what?

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I don't think we're going to take any. We do think similar. Maybe we create the same superhero, but probably not. I could see you having an agent fart. I'm going to save him for round two. I'm going to do the ear.

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No. No, he's got normal ears. Is he an ear or is he just a guy with big ears? Normal ears. But his superpower is he has the ability to listen to any conversation anywhere in the world at any time.

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But he has no super strength. He has no extra length on him. No length? No. He's six foot tall. No crazy length. Yeah. No length. No strength. But he can listen to anything he wants. He could have been like Cronky and Mike. If he knew they were meeting, he'd be like, let me get in there right now.

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He can't time travel, but he can go like, who's Trump talking to right now? Beep, beep, beep. I'm in. Does he physically have to send his ears in? Because I feel like that would kind of... No, he could just dial in like a radio. So maybe it should be Antenna Man.

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Because I'm coming home and there's this fucking fish that we birthed. That we, we created a life. You,

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But he could beat anybody, I think, because he can get all the blueprint. He can get the game plan. I like that a lot. It's just a dangerous game, man. Because I would listen to what people are saying. I would listen to shit talk, yeah. And then you would just hate so many people. I'd be like, I hate you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

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But we could go in on group chats of people that send our videos.

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I like that. I've got Dr. Find. Find's Any Lost Thing? Any Lost Thing. Yeah. He knows where it is. That's awesome. And that's just a guy you want to have around. Our mom might have been Dr. Find. She's been Dr. Fine for quite some time. How about her baseball sock finding ability? She'll find any sock you need. What was that? So we had a baseball game and we just couldn't find our socks?

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I mean, listen, I don't want to... It's like they're either in the laundry or in our room. I don't want to point fingers, but it's Dad's fault. Yes, because he would do all the, he would just do all the, there's four kids in this house and there's four, and there was just baseball socks going around, soccer stuff.

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Dude, but when we go home in present day, if you leave your AF1s out, you look to find them, they're gone. They're gone.

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When we went home last time, my computer, I would go to bed.

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It's on the counter. It closed, charging. My computer ends up in mom's computer bag. How does that happen? I don't know. How the fuck does that happen?

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Leave my shit alone, dude. Why do you feel the need to put my computer in somebody else's sleeve? That's just some OCD, man. That is funny.

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Okay. Just any brass instrument he's an expert at. Oh, that's dope. He's a savant. Saxophone, trumpet, all of them. And Iron Man... So he's like a jazz great, probably. He's a jazz great. And the thing is, he likes what he likes. He gets that his brother's Iron Man, but he's like, I'm Brass Man. I can play the trumpet. And he doesn't want to be Iron Man. He doesn't want to. That's the thing.

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And he doesn't want to... By the way, he doesn't even want to be Woodwind Man. Right, right, right. He doesn't want to be... String Man.

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Are you getting Dr. Strings too? I'm not getting Dr. Strings because I like brass band.

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I like that. Any jazz band could use him. Yeah, I like that. So is he the best brass player in the world? He's an expert at every single brass. And the best brass... So he's the best jazz musician of all time probably. You can say that. I mean, he's humble. Does he sing or no? Only brass. Brass. I'm sure he could... No, only brass. Only brass. Okay. I don't know.

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Didn't exist. Didn't exist. And then we created this little thing. And we brought him into the world. You and I. And now he's going to be around. Like my great grandkids are going to meet Scott. Yeah. He's going to be around for a hundred freaking years.

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I wouldn't go down that rabbit hole. Does he talk? I've never heard him talk. Got it. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. I'll take agent fart. I mean... So... Yeah. So agent fart. You can fart any smell. So he can go and kill you if he wants. He could fart so bad... The smell is so bad that you... Wow. Die on impact. Or you're like going on a date. Fuck, I forgot my cologne.

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Or he can fart like, oh, we need a good aroma in this room. We need like a candle.

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Yes, he is. Because you know what he does normally? That smells good. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Most of the time. It's always...

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here goes some new shoe smell or like i missed the nostalgia of my home i want that the cookies my mom used to do it to him here goes some of that nostalgic smell sometimes they'll fuck around with the boys and just let up a stinky one yeah but like he also his business farts are not even as normal like this is a this is a tool this is a weapon right he when he has to fart he just farts like all of us just like a normal guy yeah like that but that's just like because that's what his butt maybe eight talk about or right right but but

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His special farts are... It's a whole... I don't even know if it comes out of his butt. I think it sounds more like... Yeah, yeah. It's a whole thing. So he can kill a man, though. Oh, he can kill a man. And I think Dad can kill a man. Yes. With one of them. He might be Agent Fart. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's just... Yeah, that's crazy. All right. But yeah, that's Agent Fart. And he's smell. Yeah.

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With my three... How do I spy? E-Y-E? E-Y-E, spy. So his whole thing is vision. I picture him, he looks like Mike Wazowski, but he's got a hundred eyes. Oh, shit. But he's got a hundred eyes all over.

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Globe of eyes, but he can see also, like, I don't know how to explain it. Like, he could see, he could, like, peek around the corner up the stairs right now. So he could, like, angle his shit. But he could, from here, see around corners. But the door has to be open. Yeah, if the door were open, he could see, like, yeah. Kind of like Dr. Ear, Mr. Ear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he, again.

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and then it's just like so crazy how it can happen and it's like so oh so you didn't you didn't get a couple views yeah you didn't oh you didn't do this you didn't do that guess what scott's gonna still be there scott still loves you when you come home It really does. Like it, it changes a lot. And if you don't fish owners, you guys get it.

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What is it, Ear Man? I'm sorry. Was it Ear Man? The Ear. The Ear. Yeah, so this guy, I don't know, what is it called if you could see, like, a round corner? It's probably nothing. It's probably called nothing. Oh, here's an example. See the closet. He could see in there. Right. His eyes can move for him. Yeah, they could, like, pop and go that way.

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And do they physically come out, or is he kind of using mirrors and shit? Mirrors and shit. That's awesome. Yeah, so that's iSpy. He also is, like, obviously a good athlete because he can... His vision is insane.

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Yeah, he's Wazowski. He's, like, three foot, thin legs, thin arms. So interesting. So I feel like he'd be a really good, like, ref. Quarterback? Ref. Quarterback. But, like, physically, you still have to throw the football. He'd be good at, like... He'd be good at the line of scrimmage, but then it's, like... He'd be the best ref. Like a football ref because he sees everything at all times.

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Yeah, he could be looking at the pylon. He could also be looking at... Yeah, it'd be a nightmare of a teacher to cheat, seeing everything.

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And he just does with his eyes. And it's a nice camera?

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Does he do video? No, just flash photography. Okay, he seems kind of limited. That's who he is, man. He's the flash photographer. How does he send over the flicks before? When we did the wedding, he sends them over.

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I know, but he can do that. So can he, can he send him over digitally too? And then be like, I like these 20. Can you edit them out? Or can you edit them out? Here's the thing with the flash photographer. He doesn't.

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it's just kind of like if you don't get it it's like old school and classic and like f*** off if you don't want it yeah f*** off he can do it obviously yeah he doesn't want to put that extra work in that's and that's not the point of the flash no it's like it's a whole experience yeah I get that he takes a picture with his eyes he shits it out you have a picture and it's like you're at a wedding you're having fun are you having fun yeah then that's all that matters what's his rate very expensive very high I think 10,000 per wedding 10,000 per wedding

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If you're not a fish owner, like I couldn't recommend it more. Cause I was also like, like we're, we work hard and like, we're like, we're not ready.

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I tried to book him for my birthday, and he just was booked. Yeah, he's booked up. He's booked up. Because that's the thing. It's rare. Yeah, you don't go to him for the best camera, the best shit. You go to him for the experience. Exactly. I have Polite Man. Okay. He's able to go invisible when being solicited.