Sofia Richie Grainge
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I opened it up. I knew that it was coming soon, but you never know how soon. I knew that one day I was going to wake up and you were going to be pregnant. Yep. But I thought I was getting a gift. You did. From a designer store. You really did. I was like, let's fucking go. And Alice is like, Jake, like, why would we both be getting shoes in one box? Yeah. Because it was a shoe box. Yeah.
But I don't think like that. Like, I was like, oh, well, twin. Yeah. You looked really upset. No, I wasn't. I'm not going to lie. I was just shocked. I was like, oh, my God. So what's the most important thing you've learned from pregnancy?
Like, we'll get and then we'll get into motherhood.
I remember.
No, that was cute. It was beautiful.
It was beautiful.
Well, Eloise was ready to go by the end of it.
She was ready early.
Over Coachella weekend.
And you said, yeah, wait, how did we try to get you to do that?
You looked at us like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
So Lana Del Rey's performing.
Oh my God. Yeah. Eloise.
Okay. Okay. Let me just, are we telling this story? You didn't come back. Are we telling this story? Yes. Thank God I have Allie here. Are you? Okay. We were at Coachella. You came back Monday. And we were getting ready to go out for the first night. Like I was like switching my outfits. I was making TikToks, like, like fit checks, like the whole to do.
We get into the van to go to Coachella and Allie goes crazy. oh i was about to do a british accent i can't do it do it sophia's about to go to labor and i was like and i was like what and i and yes obviously i said so do we have to go home like and she said well not yet she's like not not yet and i said oh okay okay okay okay okay Spoiler alert, it wasn't labor yet. It was. It was almost labor.
Yeah, but then you were fine.
But then I woke up and I was like, should we go home?
And then everyone was like, I was like, oh, okay, like, are we going home? But I, obviously, if you were really giving birth, we would have come home.
You almost gave birth. Like, obviously, if it was happening, we would have gotten in a car and gone home.
But then when you actually did give birth, I was not there as well. Right. I was in France.
No, okay, I was chasing a bag. Which I respect. I was texting Allie and Alice for updates every five seconds. Is she there yet? Is she there yet? Is she there yet? Is she there yet? Is she there yet? Is she there yet? And then I remember the first time I saw Eloise, I had just gotten back from like... Having a moment and you're up. I was not down. And I was just filthy.
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And I was like, out. And I saw Eloise from down the hall and Sophia peers out of her room and goes, no. I was like, Eloise, I'll see you later.
And, you know, it was, Eloise was born, okay, Eloise was literally born during Brat Summer. Yeah. There was nothing I could do. Eloise, I love you. You know what, I understand. If Eloise, if you were watching this in 10 plus years, it was a really fun time for me.
And now you're back, and now it's fall. Yeah. But in a sense, isn't that your version of brat summer? You had your first baby. And you got to spend so much time with your first baby. Yeah, I had my mom's summer. Yeah, you had your mom's summer. And you know, there is a song on brat about wanting children.
You didn't have a bad summer. You had an Eloise summer. I did.
Okay, cool.
Ellie's cute.
Chuck Chuck. She is Chuck Chuck.
Was your entire TikTok mom talk?
Over and over again.
Yeah. Older brother, younger sister.
Probably 60.
Yeah. You know, I want to live my life.
That's how it's looking. So yes.
the amount of respect I have for these performers and artists performing live may has made me want to see so many more live shows because I just want to see what people have put together and they, and I know how much work goes into it. And I just, you know, also with the time change, I don't know about you guys, but I do get a gorgeous case of seasonal depression.
Yes. And I have Eloise now.
I have Eloise. You always have her. I have Eloise. I have Matt's kid Shia. I have Teddy. And I have Zach's unborn child.
Yeah. I have all these babies all around me. Like Eloise and I, I know Eloise and I are going to be tight.
Like I know I'm kind of tipsy right now, but like I know we're going to be tight. Like we text. Tell them your biggest fear. Oh, that she hates me? Yeah. I had a dream the other night, and dare I say it's reoccurring, that Eloise legitimately hates me. And every time I pick her up, she hysterically cries, and I have to hand her back, and she hates me. She does.
But it couldn't be further from the truth. Because the first time I picked her up, she was at peace, and she said, I'm here with my gay. Okay. She, everyone needs a gay. And Eloise has me. Yeah. And she has you straight out the back. Where are you going? So she's officially out of the newborn phase today. No. Oh, I thought cause what's the date?
She's four months tomorrow. Okay.
You guys, I'm an absent gungle, okay? You are.
But I FaceTime Eloise. I text her. We get daily updates in the family group chat every morning. Oh. Those are my favorite, favorite. I have favorite photos of Eloise. My first favorite photo of Eloise ever is, okay, so obviously a newborn baby doesn't, this entire episode should be called Eloise. It should. When you're a newborn baby, your eyes don't open for a little while.
And then to where her eyes finally opened. And then do you remember the photo you guys have holding her cheeks like this? Yeah. It's my favorite photo of her.
Thanks, Eloise. Okay, so that was your... Okay, so... Is that my mom's segment? Yeah, that's your mom's segment. Cheers. Should we talk about our favorite memory together?
My favorite memory... Oh, God. Oh, I know my favorite memory.
It was your civil wedding. Can I say that? That's my favorite memory. Your wedding, I loved more than anything in the world. Your civil wedding at home was the best night of my entire life. Okay, tell me more. It was just so intimate. It was like 40 people. The food was sick. Do you remember my pants? Yeah, really cute. We got so drunk. Yeah.
And it was just like, and we had the wedding to look forward to. And Ali, Alice and I used to say like, what do we have to live for after this wedding? I do remember you saying that a lot. Oh, I actually have a favorite memory. We were on a walk. We're on our little walk, just us two. And you said, what should I have the bridesmaids walk down the aisle to?
And it just came to me in the middle of the walk. And I said, you should do the instrumental of In My Life by the Beatles.
And no, I didn't. That was all you.
And but what I did come up with was the show me love for the fireworks.
Right. And I made a beautiful and it was perfect. And my favorite memory was you asking me to be your flower boy.
That was awesome.
That was a long fucking aisle.
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I know this probably isn't your favorite memory. I was raging with hormones. We drove to Malibu and got tacos. Yeah.
And that's what we were in the drive-thru. Yeah.
And I looked at her and I said, I don't want this. As if I was the pregnant one.
50 minutes away.
It's crazy that you agreed to this, by the way.
And we went to Cafe Havana. And as we were driving out of that line, we regretted it. And there was nothing we could do. Shame. It wasn't great. What would that be inside? Should we get into the tell me what's wrongs?
I picked them out. Some are a little unhinged.
Okay, so I read these tell me what's wrongs and you give advice to the pussies. And honestly, there is no one better in this world. When I need to craft a text, I'm going to Sophia.
I'll even say it. It's your gift.
You just know how to handle situations. You read people very well.
And you know how to grab a situation by its throat and make it your bitch.
It's true.
You do. My best friend has been talking shit on me, but quote, isn't the confrontation type. Who's not the confrontation type? Her best friend. Okay. It's literally almost been a year and it feels like she has a lot of jealousy towards me because I'm still with my long-term boyfriend and hers broke up with her. She's obviously in a bad place, but it's making my life miserable.
It's also like jealousy isn't something that you can fix with a confrontation.
Hello, and welcome back, pussies, to Therapus. It is time for the season two premiere, and I have so many updates to share with you guys. For the season two premiere of Therapus, I thought there would be no better guest than someone I so desperately wanted to be on season one, and that is one of my best, best friends, Sophia Ritchie Grange. She is...
Hi pussies, welcome back to Therapist and the very first episode of season two we have... Sophia. Seriously, like... You're so loud. I know. I know. People listen to this in their ears.
Right. I'm feeling like you're jealous. Don't skirt around the word.
It's giving jealousy.
Jealousy just to me.
It is a disease. I have it.
I have it. Right. God knows I have it.
Yeah. But you know, like it seeps through my veins.
I have it a little bit more than a normal person, but at least I'm honest about it. Your friend isn't honest and she's shit talking you and she's jealous.
The shit talking just like. It's a no. It's giving like Bethany and Jill from like.
Have you ever seen Real Housewives of New York?
I just started.
Okay, well, it's giving Bethany and Jill to me.
The old, old, old. Oh, you got it. Well, Salt Lake started last night.
Yeah, I think we should watch.
Couldn't agree more. Salt Lake is me and Sophia's favorite show. Yep. We bonded. That's when we really bonded. You know that's the first time we ever bonded. That is what we bonded over. It was Salt Lake City. It was like, wait, I'm watching, you're watching. Yeah.
Jen just got arrested. Let's talk about it.
I miss her. She's in jail.
Speaking of jail, I mean, this could have come at the more perfect time. My boyfriend is dead ass in jail for 10 days and I don't know what to do with myself or what to do while he's gone.
She gave us her number.
Okay, well, might as well let's ask her.
I know. Tequila Sophia. Tequila Sophia says yes.
Hi, it's Jake Shane and Sophia Richie Grange.
I'm so excited. Oh, my God. I'm about to guilt Sophia to coming to that show now. Thank you so much.
We're a little confused about your boyfriend being in jail.
What? Sorry, what were you saying?
We have a very... Sorry. We have a very, very, very, very special guest today. Sophia Ritchie Grange.
At least he has... Wait, he texted you from jail?
So it's today, day nine?
Okay, so do you miss him?
It's only ten. Yeah. And you're about to be with him all over again.
At least he didn't kill someone.
Wait, you're a good, yeah, you're a good person.
Oh, call failed. Okay, got it.
Oh, she's from Wisconsin.
What just happened? Oh, here we go. Now you know.
Katie? That's the name of my dead dog. Do you want to say hi to the pussies?
Hi, pussy. Yay. Okay, Katie, we love you. I hope that you and your boyfriend have the best reunion from jail. Love you so much.
Yeah, the dead dog. Do you remember? Oh. She fell off.
Like we had just gotten like pretty close.
We were FaceTiming. We were texting.
No, it's just. Okay.
Because I was in the backseat.
Okay. So this is Sophia's first podcast.
Okay. I don't really take care of myself. When I roomed with Ali at Coachella, she definitely started noticing that I don't take care of myself.
Okay. So I think you hold it like, like this.
Okay. Because... Is this becoming too honest of a podcast? No, it's supposed to be honest. I shower all the time. But I did have to shower before I first held Eloise.
shame do you remember that and i had to change clothes yeah because i was in my clothes from the night out the night out in another state from the club i did just get back that morning in the same it was a miracle i held her that day honestly yeah it was crazy it was crazy yeah that wasn't me by the way that was elliot i know he made you do that but it was it was worth it was worth it hold on i'm hitting my puff this is fucking incredible this is incredible um
My roommate Trina sleepwalks. Last week she walked into my room naked while me and my boyfriend were having sex. Now my boyfriend is acting really weird around me. The worst part is he used to hook up with her freshman year. I don't know. I'm drunk. I don't know what advice to give to this person.
It is very thick. May I mention? Well, it used to be in a thing and then we pulled it out.
Yeah, because why is he acting weird? That's weird. Why is he acting weird?
My roommate is in a bunk bed above me and takes... Oh, I'm gonna... This is a lot.
My roommate is in a bunk bed above me and takes out her tampons in bed and throws them across the room to the trash can. She misses the trash every time. I would just tell her to please stop.
Like, I would just... I'm sorry. But, like, you know, like, as Sophia said, honesty is... Lawsuit. Lawsuit? Lawsuit. Lawsuit. Okay. Okay. Lawsuit. One word answers. One word answers for this. Recently me and my boyfriend of nine months broke up. We had nothing but a great relationship and he was so reassuring the whole relationship and even the day before we broke up.
But four days into him being in college and joining a frat he broke up with me so he quote didn't hurt me. What do you think is the actual reasoning to break up with me is?
In a thing. Do you think it should be in a thing?
Okay. I'm like loving these calls.
What part of Alabama? Alabama, not Tuskegee. Call us back. Okay, but so back to her before, unless she calls back. So you think he did the right thing by breaking up with her because he did, like that is the real reasoning.
So much easier. So much easier. It's so much harder when it's like actually fine.
Right. And like, why did you break up with me?
I will say I wish he did it sooner. Why? Okay, maybe not.
Okay, okay. But I'm feeling like... There's new furniture.
But like three days into college, into the frat, it's like, okay.
But like, you know, no one can predict the future.
And he knew. He knew he was about to get messy.
Before it got messy. And then you had to like, you know.
I recently found out that my boyfriend of five years cheated on me with my best friend and another girl that I don't know. He is my first love and we understand each other so deeply. He's the only man I've ever loved. A part of me feels guilty for staying with him because of the betrayal.
But another part of me feels like even if I did break up with him, I would just get back together with him because of the bond and the life we've built together. I feel stuck.
Should we take a shot? Do you want to take a shot? I'm sorry. I need to take a shot. It's 7 p.m. on a Friday. Like, we got to do it.
And then it's just like you'd rather realize sooner rather than later.
And that day should be today.
Yeah, and he cheated on her with her best friend.
My friend has, Oh, this is something that would happen to me.
My friend has two tickets to Taylor and asked me to go with her. And now one of my other friends is mad at me and her because she wasn't asked, what do I do?
go like it's like I'll take the reins on this one it's Taylor Swift take it you gotta be selfish in the moment you gotta just go and I'm so sorry to your other friend that wasn't invited that is so horrible and I feel so bad for her I really and truly do but it is the heiress tour she's never doing this again go to the fucking show have the best time do now apologize later period and then listen to all 12 10 minute version because that is your favorite favorite my favorite that's your favorite that's your favorite that's my favorite
I'm planning a surprise baby shower for my sister. Parents are divorced. It's at my dad's house. Feeling guilty because my mom isn't a part of the baby shower, but that's because she's not allowed at my dad's house. Should I be feeling guilty for this or not? I also won't tell her about the baby shower until she sees it on Instagram.
No reason, right? Messy. We don't know why she's not allowed at the dad's house.
But I would tell the mom.
Also, it's so important. It's her first grandbaby, probably, I assume.
Are you okay? I'm going to throw up. Okay, let's take a shot. Okay, okay.
Yeah, tell your mom.
Because that's... It's the easiest route. That's not nice. It's not nice.
It's mean. That's mean. It's mean. And it's mean. It feels like everyone's taking the dad side. That's not nice. It's not nice.
And she'll probably feel lonely.
My boyfriend's mom left her phone open and I looked at her texts and found her talking shit about me and my whole family. We've been together for nine years.
Like at that point, it's just like, I'm sorry, your in-laws suck.
And if you don't handle, I'll tell you again, handle it.
Really? Well, you're Chaser. With her poppy... kidding eyes jake why isn't it chilled wait that was really bad oh wait that was really bad and i'm wet now all over okay i already feel better okay i already feel better i'm feeling really bad now okay it's fine i feel so much better
Your advice is blunt and to the point.
My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend slashed my tires. So I can't.
And someone slashed your tires.
Are you serious? Yeah. My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend slashed my tires. Uh-huh. So I catfished her current boyfriend. Whoa. And he left her mid-stroke. Oh, okay. Okay, so I read that. I read that as he was having like an actual stroke. I'm now understanding that is sexual.
I'm now gathering that.
So I'll reread this a little more appropriately. Okay. In case Eloise ever wants to listen to this. Right. At a younger age. Yep. My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend slashed my tires, so I catfished her current boyfriend, and he left her to meet up with this fake girl, and then I sent her all the messages on a fake email. Good for you.
It's genius. That's a lot of effort. I think it's genius, and good for you, and you should be very proud of yourself.
One of my best friends since childhood and I had a falling out.
The worst. The worst. She did some things I don't know I can ever get past.
However, her mom is now very sick. Oh, this one's sad. However, her mom is now very sick and not doing well. How do I navigate being there for her and her family in a difficult time without forgiving her for the mess of things she did to put a strain on our friendship?
Like, handle the differences later.
Oh, also, thoughts on the new set? Is it new? Bitch. She said, if I got, Sophia said, I said, I got a whole new set for you. I had a whole new set for you. I said, okay. She said, send me a photo. I sent her a photo. She said, it looks the exact same.
But the wall.
The wall, you think.
You rearranged the room.
So each time I shit, I bleed.
I don't know if it's a hemorrhoid, but I really don't want to have a doctor checking out my asshole.
Specifically, Dr. Graham.
Bottom. Okay. Oh, was that the end? I mean, it could be, but I'm having a good time.
Sophia, what did we learn today?
Is a headstand.
Maybe. No, it'll get banned on YouTube.
Please, can you hold my legs up? Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay.
Okay, Sophia. Sophia. Sophia. Why are you on your arms?
Can you do the splits? No. I feel like you can.
Sophia, thank you so much for stopping by the therapist's office. What a way to kick off season two. Every part of my, okay. Every part of my body is sweating.
I'm sweating. I don't know if you want to touch it. Oh, I thought, okay. Okay, here. Sophia, thank you so much for being the season opener to Therapist Season 2.
I love you more than anything in the world.
Anything in the world.
I love you.
Say bye to the pussies.
Bye, pussies.
I did. Did you? No. Yeah. Should I? Do it.
Yeah, just do it. Finish it. A little. Do you guys think we're doing a good job?
Okay, okay, good. Giggles are appreciated. Like, if you need to giggle, let it out. We have an audience today. It's like a live show. It's a live show. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Soph.
I don't know because we do see each other every day. So it is a bit weird to be in a formal setting.
And try to talk about things.
No, you're not awkward. You're not awkward. Where's your jacket from?
Oh, it's gorgeous. Do you want to tell us where your outfit's from?
Okay. Okay.
Honestly, I think this is James. I know this is James Purse.
And this is James Purse too.
I've upgraded.
How's that Louise today?
And fighting with me. And fighting with you. On text. On text. Eloise has a little baby phone. She does. That we like to text or I like to text. Yes. And I say, good morning, Eloise. Yes. And Sophia responds usually. But today, Allie took the phone.
I said, Eloise, do you mind if me and your mommy talk about how perfect you are on the podcast today? And she said, no. Keep my name out of your mouth. And I said, Eloise, excuse me? She said, I hate you. And I said, okay, Eloise.
Eloise has a little bit of an attitude. Eloise has a little bit of an attitude, but you are the best mother in the whole world.
I love you too.
I feel like you're going to have a lot of fun.
like the older sister I've never had, I always go to her for advice, for questions, for comfort. And, you know, I'm just, I'm so excited for you guys to get to know her more. Like I know her because she is so, she's such an incredible mother and friend and wife and business woman. And, and I really know what else to say besides the fact that I love her and she's the best.
Do you want to talk about, so usually I'm like, I talk about, I ask my guest what they're angry about today. Oh. Do you have anything you're a therapist about today?
In the whole house?
Wait, how did it break? Elliot's probably so happy.
but you just got a new AC system.
I want to hear what I'm therapist about today. Yeah. I sneezed really hard yesterday and sprained my chest. Nope. I swear to God. I swear to God.
Yes. It's my intercostal muscle.
The comment section.
Because I can't squeeze my breasts together.
Yeah, like sometimes I like to play dress up and put a towel around and strut. Really? You want to see a video? Yeah, I do.
So I can't do that anymore.
A little bit, yeah.
Because I... Springing. Springing. I take the towel and I tie it around my boobs and I basically tape them together. Okay. And now I can't do that.
Yeah, so that's what I'm pissed about personally.
Should we talk about the first time... Well, okay. The first time... Okay, so a lot of people think we're cousins. Yeah. Which I'm down for the narrative. I'm down.
You know I didn't correct anyone.
But the first time we met was at Elliot's old house. And then the second time we met... I blacked out and cried into your arms.
Or are we not? Because Alice called me and she said, hey, Jake, so Sophia asked what was wrong with you?
There was drama for the night. There was like something going on and Sophia was like, what happened? I don't remember that. So if you would like to enlighten the pussies.
And I was very excited to see you again.
Yeah. Allie told me the other day, she said this anxiety bit is getting old. It's getting really old.
Oh, I'm not sure if I know about the rest of this.
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Little did you know.
Alice said, hey, did you cry into Sophia's arms? I said, what are you talking about? She said, well, we were at dinner and she said, what's going on with your friend Jake? And I said, got it.
yeah and i would just like to say i've had scaries all throughout my life that was the most scared i'd ever been no but we texted about it and we were like a few weeks after yeah obviously because we need we both needed some space we you needed space i was like ready to facetime but once we once we got over it it was it was light at the end of the tunnel it was it was now you're here i'm sweating me too everywhere should we stand up okay
I'm a little light-headed.
And I got a very special wine for Sophia today. It's her favorite Sassiasa. No. What is it? What is it?
That is not how you pronounce... Okay.
Yeah. It's a really... I have trouble with wine.
No, no, no. Let's wine.
Why? Because we'll fall asleep. Because it's red.
Bring up the 1942.
This is just in case of emergencies, you guys. A.K.A.
This is the most uncomfortable.
I don't know why I'm freaking out so much, but you know what? Like, let's talk about it.
I don't know why. I think it's because I look up to you so much and I want to impress you and make sure you have such a good time that it's making me really anxious.
I love you more.
Yeah, and you have to check me sometimes. Oh, I check you all the time. But that's what I'm here for. At dinner the other night, remember I walked in like this, this, this, this, and you said, stop.
Do you remember that? Sometimes you need it.
I always need it.
Yeah, it does. I'm sweating.
So as everyone knows, we welcomed a princess into the world recently.
We welcomed a princess into the world recently.
Her name is Eloise. It is. Okay, so I know how amazing it's been, but do you want to talk about how amazing motherhood has been and how amazing Eloise has been? She's grown so much.
I'll cry. Actually, I won't because I don't cry. You don't.
So that happened. She is so perfect. I feel like she's even more perfect than anyone could have. I mean, I well, I thought she was going to be a boy. Oh, do you not remember? We all thought she was going to be OK. I'm not crazy here. No, we did.
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I did. I said, I know you're having a boy. I feel it in my bones. I'm not going to lie.
And do you remember? But I remember how you told me. I thought she was giving me a present.
I thought she gave me and Alice a shoebox. She just got back from Milan and she gave us a shoebox. She was like, I got you guys a present. I was like five weeks pregnant by the way. And I was like, oh my God, like let's fucking go. Like it said like Prada or something on it. I was like, this is so nice and so unexpected. You were so disappointed. No, I wasn't disappointed.