Shotzzy

Bro, what do they eat to be 5,000? Imagine two rhinos. I could take over the world with two rhinos.

You're in a weird funk?

That's seasonal shit, man. Changing of the seasons.

It hits you. It hits you, man. I'm telling you.

Once winter hits, I don't know. I just get pissed. And then Christmas hits, it's like, fuck yeah. What are we in right now? Are we in summer? No, we're like spring. Like the rainy spring season. A lot of storms. And then we're like a month out, and then it's just...

And they play late. We didn't start till like 6.30.

But I love that. That's like my favorite. I actually love the heat.

I don't know about you guys. So do I. Cool days. I mean, obviously, like, walking around is not great, but, like, pool days, just it being hot, it's just so nice.

Yeah, no, I'm not running in that. I'll literally be a prune, dude. I'll have no water in my body after that. Just fucking sweating all of it? No way. I'll run inside.

Yeah, well, it's like after their scrims, they get done at like- Dude, three hours is a hell of a game.

Maybe you have too many ideas. Maybe you need to isolate.

But like, so we went there and yeah, we played three hours. So I'm like, I'm just so sore. I woke up this morning. Every single muscle on my body is like sore.

I'm about it.

Yeah, it is. It is. Trust me. Because I've gone through ruts like that with streaming when I don't know what to play or... I'm not really loving what's out. I've gone through that. But whenever I would go live, I would feel just satisfaction and I would feel way better because I was productive throughout the day. Because I would just be productive.

It's hard to start?

But then when you do it, you feel how good after.

He said, I quit smoking for, like, four days. That's a long break for you, man.

um but we got there and it's like you put your racket in like a hole and it's like oh it's one of those yeah so it's like a rotating court and so you put your racket in like the racket holder and whenever your racket's up it's your turn and there's four courts and it like just keeps rotating with anybody that's there

Don't play pickleball with us Monday. I'm not really the one to be sending out invites, though. I'm the new guy.

And Mace was like, come. And I was like, all right, bet. I'm down. And I was like, I will 100% be there. Because Tyler asked me, like, three, four times. And I would be like, yeah, I'm down. And then never go. So this time I was like, I will 100% go. Like I'm forcing myself to go. And I had so much fun. I'm glad I did it.

Tyler gave me one of his. I don't know.

It wasn't one of the band ones though. He was telling me all about like how they try to pack all that like composite foam into the.

It's like cork and bats.

Dude, he's nuts.

Me and Crowder beat Tyler and Mason. They were running us, but we beat them one time, and I was like, yo, Tyler, be honest. You were taking it easy? He was like, yeah.

I was like, I know he was, because watching him play, like, on the other courts against, because he would, like, he was one of the guys that would, like, jump in, and he looked crazy.

Holy fuck.

In March. $82 million?

Am I seeing shit? Look. What? Why is COD not trying to do this? Imagine.

They are raking.

flabbergasted at reading these things good for them and shout out valve man yeah no that's crazy i mean just in march 82 million dollars holy but that's just like that's like basically gambling like you buy the cases you're like yo i'm either gonna spend a thousand dollars and get nothing or i'm gonna get like a ten thousand dollar knife

Well, no, we were, if you're like a force, if we had four people, so if you're four, you just wait for a court to fully open. But like people would like pick up and people are like, we need one. Someone would hop in.

That is a whole ass market.

Basically like taxes on, I don't know anything about it.

Wait for it to bounce back, man. Out of sight, out of mind.

Yeah, no, it was, it was, it was super cool.

Nice little flip.

I got to see these.

Wait, what is that? Bungie announces new game marathon? I didn't see this. Is it an extraction shooter? Extraction shooter. A little Tarky?

Okay, what is that? Hold up.

Yeah.

But like on some crazy shit, Micah Parsons was there like just hanging out and playing like he was playing games against anybody. He had like one of his friends there. How big was he? Uh, I mean, he doesn't look like... He had, like, a sweatshirt on. Okay, okay. So he didn't look like fucking... I mean, I'm sure... Well, how's he move?

Okay. I fuck with the art style. Same, same. Heavy.

So like you go in, there's loot on the map worth like money. There's a marketplace. You sell it. There's like that, like Tarkov.

Yeah. Which nobody's done it like Tarkov. Delta Force, like, Delta Force is pretty solid, but still Tarky's like the main extraction shooter.

But another... Dude, hey, I'm always down for an extraction shooter if they can execute it right.

Where's the next... GTA 6 is the next, like, guaranteed huge game.

Where's the next big game?

Yeah, yeah. Like online roleplay shit. It's just multiplayer. It's just like GTA Online, which I don't really know much about it, but it's like online. Like multiplayer, obviously the campaign. But people say GTA Online isn't like all the servers that the streamers play on. It's not the same.

Because you like spawn into a game and it's like... I don't think you can talk online. Huh?

Oh, really?

But that art style looks sick for that game. Hopefully it's good. I mean, shit. I've been playing Schedule 1.

Yeah, and I haven't really found a game that I get off stream and want to go play another game. But Schedule 1, dude, it's just such a chill. I literally sit in the living room, Izzle throw on her show, and I play on my laptop.

Yeah, yeah, you make weed, meth, fucking cocaine.

I was going to say $280.

Professional athlete? His, like, back-of-the-line-to-net speed, it was, like, nuts. Impressive? He looked like a fucking lion. Like, he's, like, just hella low. Like, you could tell that motherfucker's different.

Yeah, that's fire. That's like a Halloween decoration.

Wow, that's fire.

A couple months.

They're hella cute, too.

I'll watch it for sure. When it comes out? Yeah, I'll watch it.

Yeah? Wait, it's out?

Oh, shit. Yeah, I'll watch it for sure.

I'll wait for it to come on VOD.

Anyway... They have a cat room.

Well, so do we.

150?

150. So if the audience and the critics is 150 combined, it's good. So this one obviously- But then I've watched movies that are like 10% and I love them. Yeah. So it's like, you can't really.

But his is like, ours is like, they go in there, they got like a cat tree, some other shit in there. He's got like a full-on five-star. Yo, those cats are living great.

Yeah, there's no way it's bad.

Hell no.

You get hit with the spaghetti?

They got the litter robot.

Yeah, isn't that an exclamation point? What am I looking at here? What is that?

It's a structure? It looks like a hole.

The trough of food.

It looks like it's going into the ground, no?

It looks like a little fucking alien if you turn your head.

What's scarier? Us being alone or there being aliens?

You think so? But what if the aliens are bullies?

I think it's scarier if they're aliens, bro. What if one day we're just chilling, you're screaming and shit, and you just see a fucking... You just hear... And you look outside your window and there's a fucking just mega ship. And there are lasers. Ding, ding, ding. I'd be like...

I don't know if there's alien life forms out there. No, there is, 100%.

Like the Men in Black at the end when it- The marble? The marble. You ever seen Men in Black?

He puts the little marble in his thing and it's our universe.

Our galaxy.

They ain't out there.

They will come when their resources are depleted and then it will be our resources they seek.

Probably dumber, honestly.

The social media, dude, for sure. Imagine you 1v1'd a guy from the 1800s.

You're on fucking hybrid.

No, I'm saying like in COD, you're on hybrid and shit.

Yeah, Peaky Blinders, he's got his little revolver. I would have died. Actually, I can't say that, though. What if I was born back then and I was just a fucking tank? Yeah? The fastest shot in the West. Oh, yeah. The red demon.

No light pollution?

I've never seen a night sky with no light pollution.

So like light pollution is just, it basically, so just think about all the light. It drowns out the sky because it's light pollution.

So like if you go to like the middle of nowhere in Colorado and look at the sky, you'll see every single star.

You're about to be mind blown. You never seen like the night sky, no light pollution?

I want to see that shit.

Okay. That's some alien mischief right there.

Yeah, like we look up, we can see three fucking stars. Like I let the dogs out every night, look up. I saw three stars. I was like, all right. Shit's ass.

But, like, look at that, Ant.

Click on that one, Matt.

Imagine if you saw that. That's got to be doctored. There's no way.

That's got to be doctored.

You're literally about to see a dinosaur looking at that.

We're on a monumental yap.

Everything worked perfectly for us to be here. Dude, it is a miracle. And we got motherfuckers still cheating on Cobb. It's a goddamn shame. It's a goddamn shame. It is a goddamn shame. We got RageTacked on for the first time yesterday, and he was in the game chat, and dude, just a freak.

Yeah, like they're in game chat, bro.

Raised nine months to cheat on God. That's insane.

I'm going to watch some space shit today. I'm off. I'm going to watch some space shit.

What would you recommend? I've, like, forgot all of those. Obviously, Interstellar.

Love Bullock.

Okay, I might have to dip.

I don't think I've seen this. Is this good?

See, this is what I need right here. I need some new shit.

What's this one about?

Motherfucker, I can see, like, two inches at the back of your heel right there. Yeah, dude. Yo, you should get, like, you should have Hector, like, deck out a white pair and get, like, some hell of fire, like, like, Optic Texas ones.

Yes, it is.

Dude, I was three years old.

Yo, you're giving us burger moves.

This is a good show.

Oh, my God, speaking of shows, dude, the past, like, on Sunday, we had, like, a three-piece of just godlike shows. 1923, it was the finale finale. There's only two seasons. It's a prequel. If you haven't seen it, it's a Western. Gotta watch it.

And then White Lotus.

Godlike. And then Righteous Gemstones. The past two episodes of Righteous Gemstones, I'm standing by, are like the two funniest episodes of TV I've watched. Really? You would cry? I can't remember. Dude, it's so funny.

Dude, that whole cast is fucking hilarious. Yeah. You gotta watch that. What's it called? Righteous Gemstones. It's about mega churches. Because you don't really watch shows, right? No. It's like 30 minutes just dumb comedy.

Yeah, it's hilarious.

Wait, what are they talking about? Yo, I've always wanted a dire wolf. Really? Just a big-ass wolf that's like my fucking dog. I got Buzz, though, but he get fucked up by a dire wolf.

Dude, they're like mega-wolves.

uh yeah okay the dire wolf is you ever seen those like things where it's like there's nine animals you got to pick two of them out of the nine to protect you the other seven attack you matt pull that up but it's like a pack of wolves two bears three tigers uh what would you do gorillas uh what would i do i'd have to see the i'd have to see the chart we should talk about that

It's very thought-provoking. Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Welcome to Jurassic Park.

Yo, actually, no. This isn't the right one. Fuck.

Go the second one. The second one. The second one.

Yeah, go this one. Okay, yeah. Let me know what you guys think about this.

You got to pick two to defend you. The other seven are coming for you.

One tiger's killing that elephant.

Even if it was one rhino, I'm taking that thing.

Dude, you are shocked. Three tigers are fucking those wolves up.

Those crocodiles are basically useless. Where am I fighting?

I don't even know why the fuck emus are on that. Those things are getting destroyed.

Imagine two rhinos. I could take over the world with two rhinos.

Bro, imagine one of those charging you. Oh, my God.

I would either go four bears, two rhinos, or four bears, three tigers.

He would fucking... But there's also... Am I involved in this? Like, am I on top of the elephant?

Am I right, dude?

Three tigers?

One of them's on top of that elephant's back just fucking... The elephant's going like... Alright, I'm sorry. I had to see what y'all would say. We kind of just went off the beaten path there. That ain't shit.

Have you seen a tiger? A Siberian tiger? Yes, of course.

What are you watching? Why have you watched that?

But yeah, I love this topic. It's so good.

Scump's got the... It's my everyday pair.

We're a trio gang today, man.

I was like, this shit's getting too hard to... I can only imagine, bro.

Hey, traffic's no joke getting here, man. Dude, this guy was seven minutes late. Hey, they're always on my ass, man.

Yeah, it was... It was tough, bro. Honestly, I ain't gonna lie, like, love Kenny and AG, but it just wasn't working. Like, it's... I feel like the team now... I feel like everybody benefited. I mean, AG went and got the bag.

It was like us in B04 when Brandon had his visa issues. We took two weeks off and played with Zuma instead. And then after that, it was like... Not the same. It just didn't feel the same. But, obviously... Two months. That is way different.

Yeah.

Those guys are... Australian ranked.

Actually, I was 13 minutes late. Oh, yeah, 13. But in my defense, Money Mark didn't even show, so I walked in. I was like, I'm good.

Yeah, no.

But you guys look like hella comfortable now. That first series, it was like, it looked like a little bit of the pre-match jitters. Like, I mean, you're playing Kenny. It's your first series back with this team. And then the second series against Cloud9 was fucking flawless. You guys looked, like, hella good. Playing your lives. The search was clean.

The S&D was so clean. We were sitting there like, hell yeah, fucking let's go. We were so hyped. I was watching people play their lives down P4 on protocol. I was like, fuck yeah. Not overchallenged.

The same thing. I think it was a 4v4 bottom P4, and someone back right got...

Yeah, someone got picked again.

Yeah. No, you guys looked really good. So it's good to see you guys look comfortable. Scrims look like they're going well. Start 2-0. And it's only five matches, so I think like... I think two wins might get you guys winner's bracket already. But you guys have Miami-Vegas this weekend, which, I mean, you guys should play well against both them.

Yeah, so I feel like back on track, good splits so far. I am. Streaming scrims again.

Yo, okay, I do have like a valid like... Oh, yeah, please. So last night, dude, I've been just like... In my life, it's like I get on stream, get off couch with it as hangout. I don't have any other hobbies that I really do.

What do the frames go?

As long as you're, like, 144, you're good.

So I played pickleball last night with TP, Symphony, and Crowder. And bro, I had so much fucking fun. I was like, I came home buzzing. I was like, oh my God, I had so much fun. You found what you think? Loved it. Yeah. Now I'm in there every Monday. I'm fucking there. I'm there next Monday.

You know what I mean? It's hard to switch role midseason. Like, it's hard. But I feel like this year it's like you're already spawning up, and depending on the situation, you're already switching guns so much.

Yeah, no, because you don't want to take Brandon's spots.

That Jackal's nice, man.

Yeah, when do y'all start playing new patch?

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. Like the slide to prone?

Yeah.

Damn, you guys got – I was expecting it to be this weekend they switch. Like, they'll give you a full week of practice?

Okay. Well, that's probably good for you guys at least. You get to play on what you're used to. But it sucks because you can't, like, play ranked and shit.

What are you talking about?

You have nobody to play with.

Dude, the sniper is broken. It's so good.