Shea Serrano

He would have cussed out everybody. It would have been some private meeting in a cafeteria and they all would have been sitting at cafeteria tables and he'd just been like, guys, what the fuck is going on? What are you doing? That's all that would have happened. Do you miss Stern fantasy?

Yeah. What was your reaction, Shay? That was the first time I ever felt bad for Dallas Mavericks fans. Like I've laughed at every single horrible thing that has ever happened. When they lost to the Warriors, the We Believe Warriors, number one seed, belly laughed at them. When they had their championship stolen by the Miami Heat in 2006, belly laughed at them.

Yeah. What was your reaction, Shay? That was the first time I ever felt bad for Dallas Mavericks fans. Like I've laughed at every single horrible thing that has ever happened. When they lost to the Warriors, the We Believe Warriors, number one seed, belly laughed at them. When they had their championship stolen by the Miami Heat in 2006, belly laughed at them.

Yeah. What was your reaction, Shay? That was the first time I ever felt bad for Dallas Mavericks fans. Like I've laughed at every single horrible thing that has ever happened. When they lost to the Warriors, the We Believe Warriors, number one seed, belly laughed at them. When they had their championship stolen by the Miami Heat in 2006, belly laughed at them.

Yeah. 2011.

Yeah. 2011.

Yeah. 2011.

Yeah, that's all that it was.

Yeah, that's all that it was.

Yeah, that's all that it was.

It's like Margin Call. Margin Call. That's what it's going to be. Just a bunch of late night whatever is happening in a whatever. That's all that it is.

It's like Margin Call. Margin Call. That's what it's going to be. Just a bunch of late night whatever is happening in a whatever. That's all that it is.

It's like Margin Call. Margin Call. That's what it's going to be. Just a bunch of late night whatever is happening in a whatever. That's all that it is.

If you could direct his next five years, what would it be? I wouldn't mind him spending two years in San Antonio. That would be great. Maybe the two last prime years, right? The last two good years, and then the last three years, they bring the Sonics back. It's time for the league to expand. And then he goes back there. I think that would be really cool.

If you could direct his next five years, what would it be? I wouldn't mind him spending two years in San Antonio. That would be great. Maybe the two last prime years, right? The last two good years, and then the last three years, they bring the Sonics back. It's time for the league to expand. And then he goes back there. I think that would be really cool.

If you could direct his next five years, what would it be? I wouldn't mind him spending two years in San Antonio. That would be great. Maybe the two last prime years, right? The last two good years, and then the last three years, they bring the Sonics back. It's time for the league to expand. And then he goes back there. I think that would be really cool.

Hour drive, back and forth. He would be instantly beloved in San Antonio.

Hour drive, back and forth. He would be instantly beloved in San Antonio.

Hour drive, back and forth. He would be instantly beloved in San Antonio.

But now nobody talks about him. Well, I think that's by design, though. There's nothing he wants less than to be part of a conversation. Right. So he's doing great. Yeah. He came in, won five titles, got the fuck out.